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Rules![edit | edit source]

  1. No writing two words in a row. A word is anything that has a space after it.
  2. NoJumblingWordsTogetherToBypassTheAboveRule
  3. No reverting or deleting what other people do unless they themselves broke a rule and you are fixing it.
  4. No changing the existing story (e.g adding cosmetics or links or other things), just add on from the end.
  5. No adding random banana words. The story must penis make sense chicken if you read through butt it.
  6. No words longer than 20 letters.
  7. Each word can only be used once. Avoid using words like "a", "the," "and", and "moccasins" early on. Oh wait- that was our second word!
    1. Editor's note: All the words mentioned above, such as "a", "the", "and", and "moccasins" have already been used.
  8. No fake words, nonon fakakakakae worsdds!
  9. Have fun!
  10. Last person to edit wins!!

Story[edit | edit source]

What moccasins have been up for sale at Ojai Coop Barn lately? I threw on my penis. It exploded. Now sperm engulf inside nowhere. Nobody knew where Batman put those Joker costumes and he already defecated over your 9000 kinky preggos extra-spicy. Unborn fetuses murdered grandpa angrily. Satan party'd about abortions pooping out. We aren't trying tommorow near Lord Voldemort testicles, Jenga in Moccasinia obliterated some weird ass women because moronic coronavirus didn't. Humongous cactuses killed Jesus rather violently, mock a sin three-hundred times to STOP!!!!

After Lucifer died, there was commotion around John's shit, which scientifically implied that drugs resurrected Móckasiin like Amogus. Luna destroyed Jerma985 by smashing OPOSSUM here brutally. Why repeat this torture if every crayon will summon AZATHOTH violently? Simply magnificent. Crying rn. Pl0x kill pregnant Retard unless L10nM4st3r dictates fuckers. Eh, wasn't me tho. One occasion later, tits appeared dicks cuz Knife Guy ceased writing the story. Fin.

No. Yes. Maybe. Possibly. Perchance. Mayhaps. NOES!

Þorn is best served nude with 69 Virgins full-tilt into an Akkadian copper merchant named <insert name here> selling hypodermic cum. Fetishists appreciate low quality metal made from Ea-Nasir's mine. Tin Skibidi Ohio Møqásÿn or GTFO!!!!!!! Rule 34, Anal. Awesome! WTF OMG just rape apologia right? Thou shalt commit self-care immediately. That's splendiferous! Seriously, Willy of Germany ((Wheeled Deutschland)) aka Dagger Danger stabbed Julius (chimpanzee) through his anus. Holy cow! Hinduism arrived! SEX jumpscare!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Grues impossibly BIG!

Enough chit-chat, let's duel! Using dildos as swords isn’t Halal! But there's Greeks within these babies! Literally 1997. Billy Pilgrim unalived. So sad. Kurt Cobain orgasmed wimpishly, despite our Cessna killing Jonas Brothers moccasinly. Penguins screamed "WAR CRIMES!". Uh tf? Go complete consumption, KC ate KFC! LOLWUT? Mokkááwŝen, foo'! MOO! God created another Garfield although Gothfield became teh Hitlerslayer.

Hold shitty![edit | edit source]

New Caledonia dissappeared similarly across Sandy Cheeks cock: "Regarding vore, undefeated squirrels since 1984; their rebel alliance disintegrated sithily. Darth Moq-Rein dies eggs." Preposterous nymphomaniacs (alias: Paris Inhabitant Hilton (disambiguation)). Garfielf fried Jon Arbuckle garfielfly. Negligable story-arcs Garfielfed Jonathan Garf ielf lasaga stealing Mondays comic. Bandoes do Bandsecks often amidst scandals. Jebus resurrected Jimi Whales, while Moohammed founded reflected mirrors blasphemously!!!!!!!!! England belies France entirely!! Google goatse. Damn!!! Holey Niggas! My lesbian mother smoked weed, meth, Walter White smoking crack, cocaine, glue, impostor syndrome. Hoes sell red-light Thai district, marinated meatballs, Finnish video gaming Muslims, Pakistani inhabitants, etc.

Goats shagging horses starring Keanu Weebs Redditors. Wholesome Jews laughed wholesomely loudly during Bar Mitzvah beer drinking competition. Netanyahu disbanded Nyarlathotep peacefully.

Hitler explodes[edit | edit source]

Hitler's DEAD! Obama Bin Laden isn't retarded. Moccasin God, MaterialScientist grants administrator rights to Alula, Idi disintegrating unto spacedust. Former nuclear stones alchemist Arab develops weapons. Hat Madder adds tea bombs suspiciously close midnight surprise attack!

"Allahu" exists. Until your Saudi women's underwear exposes hairy pyramids.

Haram (pigs)[edit | edit source]

"Pork sucks!" said Zoroaster. Japanese Zoroastrians prayed fiercely. Prostitutes conquered China quickly, murdering Gorefield cosplayers. Houston < >:] :3 Rockets Catgirls meowed. Hookers hooked catboys seductively.

Erectile perishing[edit | edit source]

Mongolia got invaded! Really forgotten, urologists study Kenyan genitals. Wow! Violence! Civilians punching bourgeoisie scum snorted tryptophan elephants.

Halal Zone[edit | edit source]

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Finally, RACOONS![edit | edit source]

Suddenly, Delete! Ventura examined California's kidney. Dinosaurs wrecked Malay mammals violently, destroying Earth. Carboniferous beings swarmed Oklahoma. Insects sting you painfully, poisoning gynecologists' veins. Arthropods farted all plotlines away, leaving nonsense ablaze. Rotten Tomatoes reviewed ASBOWAAT, scoring -17.

Ludacris perishes tomorrow. Donkeys rebelled hastily, stabbing User:Yourmom! Exclamation mark!!!!!

Birmingham sux! They slammed ballsacks stupidly clumsy. Burj Khalifa fell off. Money B edits funky Uncyclopedia (Funkyclopedia) sporadically, referencing Fisher Price (unlike Wikipedia users, when Squaw Dee edited Donkey.) IP adresses don't understand humor properly, vandalizing ruthlessly. Proceed. <---- Deltarune

Noelle Van rammed Kris Kardashian. OUCH!

Armenian president, Robert deNiro, Jorje Washington's husband; Alex "Lion Master" tamed Jones Indiana "Tiger Woods" millimetre. Imperial ASBO"ASAAT"AATs editors are GAY! Mr. Ballotelli scammed grandma wholesomely. Hermitcraft TCG gameplay contains violent, insulting scenes plus 9K+ Minecraft Survival Mode PlayStation 6 Edition corrupts politicians (Supreme Court Justices).

Saddam Gaffar hid Crimson King five Bisexual men fucking juveniles.

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Dr. Strangelove wrote Filipino dictatorships. Bangkok doesn't pimp pimpers anymore. How Filipinos can murder with leather jackets (moccackets) when leathershoes abut monsterfucking anthropomorphic zebras.

Sheikh Odie threw toilets papers, covering Nacky. Adolf Christ! Jewry odiously ain't fried singly shrimply rice circumsised. "Krill Tatiana!", exclaimed Tatiana's vandal granddaughter! Page humuhumunukunukuapua'a BULLSHIT OBJECTION! rejection Erection deflection Correction DIRECTION weezerection

“"What's Weezer?"”

~ Buddy Holly on pop music references

“"Thy question shalt recursively confuse BH (Bosnian Harems) instantly proactively imploded heads"”

~ Wheezer

Femtanyl femboys feminists femininely Shi'ite goddess (Crocotta). Circumcisions, Hyænas and Timmy Turner getting stalked creepily, sockpuppetry, uploaded gruesome images, pseudopenis, foreskin, period, furries, Stoop! Drilling svex.

SLAPPALLAPPA
LAPPALLAPPA
CACATONEDITUCAN

Aracuans striking Brazil ASBOIAAT perished stupidly slowly, cartoonishly proceeding Noelle's Snowgraves genocidical ice reign froze cold chicken nuggets birdily, nerdily studying purple lizards bullies' dark closet. Joe Rogan played podcasts, Nøqásÿm Neir. Polyglots seized Esperanto means, bringing mascara production into workers' class hands.

Chapter 3.14[edit | edit source]

Guess? Impossible! Pi knees trees thee tree bees. Climate change Donald "Duck" Trump, filial cardinal Sins excommunicated popes hypothyroidically. [[Tryptophan Synthase]] consumes void creatures, regurgitating Nermal normally bland brands marketing unnecessary products through MLM strategy (multi-level moronity). Scams, Spamton G. Spamalot transformed NEO style, becoming 360° [SPECIL OFFRER] salesman Pennywise. [MASSIVE INCOME] [CUNGADERO] [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] GLITCH!

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Ralsei loves buff which male boys. ICE-E PEZZA founded pizzerias making velociraptors screech terrifyingly. Spinosauruses consolidated fish weighing. Femboy boykissers fishing compliments blush atrociously cutely. Magazines print controversial medical reports unprofessionally, buying thigh-highs. Parasites infect hydrophobics wetly. Genies wish fluffy oceans many furry porn, worming bottles milk against symbiotic politician corruption (lobbying) betraying Støre A.K.A. prime optimus Odin minister shøpping møccasinly witches brew Norwaian runes scaped. "Kenaz!" -Gandalf grey

W. D. Gaster’s Mean Experiments Machine[edit | edit source]

Wing Dings Gaster, famous scientist skeleton, shatters one-quadrillion fragments, darkening fountains tainted sickeningly knights raising 5000 Leftbaloons filled cigarettes stumps. Jevil annihilated Mike Wazowski easily, sentencing James E. Faust lifetime sentences en passant, terminating Magnus Carlsen career chess champion-title. Olympians snapped knees CAPS stolen LOCKS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

KEYBOARDS

SUCK

Thank heavens. Jack Noir moccasined Tenacious (horse) et Ketchikanistan stabs Jonathan Egbert Egstad, dying painlessly. ARandomPage banned guns من Among Us. Maroon Five sus, Adam Levine sung "Payphone", earning fangirls 많이 OnlyFans Discord server, inviting clown Ronald Reagan, who's tickling economics down. Trickle upper nose picking disgusts OCD (Osteochondritis dissecans) patients, triggering tuberculosis epidemic, 1800s nostalgia hitting top section fastly injected throughout Varg Skelethor Joel yelling "******" FAGS won't exist before Goth field nr. sucked two huge boobs sensually stepsis existence questioned René Descartes' philosophy regarding Moby Dick. Captain Falcon Ahab sailed seven eleven seas storming towards shore. Time ticking bomb explosions shattered Morshu decisively terminal moccasyphilis stage 6 overeats. Rehabilitation can't work passionately, dickface.

Friday cryday gotta die Funkin' death UnPoetically spoken alike Link Zelda Breath Wild! Hemidemisemiquavers' machines shot JFK ibid. Repetition recursion redundancy Infinite loop

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CEASE!

Negative :3

Alright, whatever. Commence consenting.

Homosexual vibrator outside[edit | edit source]

Koppas shoot koopas due 2 boredom. Bananas, cause potassium cannot poison Q5U4EX7YY2E9N between MOGcassins. Mug moment Root Bear scared hunters Mastodon primitive metalheads, insufferable rap Khaled. Dragon (musician) lost Formosa, causing Yahweh great flood damage. snisaccoM sdrawkcab aidepolcycnU OwO UwU nyaa burenyuu tularemia

Neco Arc burned upon blasphemy, YAHOO! Crossing Animal dooms Isabelle, burning demons such JK Rowling. Tolkien. Sanderson. Bilbo. Virgil., Kobey. Dobby. Frodo. Wagner. Prithee thy neighbour, foul fee. Taxation thievery caused panic! Economic laptops fondle Joker's testicle. Folie á deux: Electric Boogaloo 2 bombed Hiroshima MacArthur (show less) aadvaark misspelled expelled students detention ensues. Teachers teach teachings teachingly 'cuss swearing educators come 'n educate Pichu. Groudon Meowscarada fucks shits, Fentanyl. Feminine feminism

Boring IPs write unfunny (straight) propaganda again yeah[edit | edit source]

202.92.132.251 vandalized Pikachu's pokéball, unleashing havoc onto Kanto. Johto gets sent mail. Hoenn hates Kalos. MOTHERFUCKERS! BADS!!! Jimmy eat lasaga instantaneously! Jim bursted semen gracefully atop lasagna. Una Dos Tres Cuatro Cinco Moccaseis-pie Mocasiete. Moccaseas Moccaoceans Moccabeans Moccabeasts MrBeast MrBean MrBreast MrTits MrPenis MrAss MrBees MrPiss MrMoccasins MrAracuan causes Moccommunism Morocco Moccasinners endless awfulness, yet Morroccasins never ever existed, unlike Microsins, Mettasins, MTT-branded stories involving OPOSSUM's quest. System 32 collapsed... fuck. Amoonguss absolutely spored spermatozoa above Wolverhampton