Talk:A story built one time at a word

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don't throw all common words in the beginning

it'll be easier to write later on if we don't waste all of the common words like "the" and "and" on the first paragraph Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 18:29, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, we're doing a great job with that. 18:49, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

The and L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:52, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

Ahh crap i misread the second sentance for "i threw up on" crap, now it says "i threw on my penis" ;;;; L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:54, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

Is it actually possible to write a story with no repeated words while avoiding that we don't use all the important words at the beginning? (ypu know, like "and", "the", "of", and other words that help a sentence be at least somewhat coherent) DaniPine3 (talk) 02:02, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

I don't know, but I interpreted "I threw on my penis" as follows: you have a disembodied dick, you chuck it onto your crotch, and it sticks there. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:54, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

...I don't know how that could physically work, and I don't think I want to know. DaniPine3 (talk) 10:58, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

I too, have no idea how that would work. I too am not sure I want to know. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:27, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

we've lost "and" very early on :( Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:38, 10 May 2024 (UTC)

To hell with logic, embrace the Bat Fuck Insane Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:47, 10 May 2024 (UTC)

It says "OPOSSUM" twice

Did you mean to do this? I actually feel kind of honored. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:06, 25 May 2024 (UTC)

No, i kinda just forgot that your name had been used already. 16:20, 28 May 2024 (UTC)

Hey wait a second, it says Amogus twice now too. 16:53, 28 May 2024 (UTC)

oh crap, my mistake DaniPine3 (talk) 16:54, 28 May 2024 (UTC)

now it's fixed 😀👍 DaniPine3 (talk) 16:56, 28 May 2024 (UTC)

Oh, cool. I'm on here twice now too. 22:28, 25 June 2024 (UTC)

"Into" is also there twice. 22:32, 25 June 2024 (UTC)

Not anymore...DaniPine3 (talk) 22:41, 25 June 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, but my name is there twice too. 22:45, 25 June 2024 (UTC)

I mean, OPPOSUM's name is there twice too, so I'd say it makes sense. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:16, 25 June 2024 (UTC)

Nevermind, turns out i'm just dumb and didn't see the {{USERNAME}} placed there. 23:25, 25 June 2024 (UTC)

ö DaniPine3 (talk) 00:16, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

qasÿn Rein 00:32, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

But that's not ö, that's ø... DaniPine3 (talk) 00:49, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure they make the same sound. 01:21, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

Where I live, we only have weird diacritics for the u (ü), and rarely use them; so to me, both ö and ø sound exactly like the regular o, and anyone who thinks anything else is wrong. DaniPine3 (talk) 01:54, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

Oh shit

I just reverted a bureaucrat, I'm so dead. 😳 oh wtf, the word oh had already been used. --ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 19:21, 20 June 2024 (UTC)

If you did it on accident, I doubt the bureaucrat in question will do anything to you. That is, if the power hasn't gotten to the bureaucrat's head yet. DaniPine3 (talk) 21:28, 20 June 2024 (UTC)

Where is this revert? I can't see it. 11:56, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

By the way DaniPine3, the word "holy" has already been used. 11:56, 21 June 2024 (UTC)

Okay, fixed 👍 DaniPine3 (talk) 12:19, 21 June 2024 (UTC)