Talk:A story built one time at a word

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don't throw all common words in the beginning

it'll be easier to write later on if we don't waste all of the common words like "the" and "and" on the first paragraph Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 18:29, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, we're doing a great job with that. 18:49, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

The and L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:52, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

Ahh crap i misread the second sentance for "i threw up on" crap, now it says "i threw on my penis" ;;;; L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:54, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

Is it actually possible to write a story with no repeated words while avoiding that we don't use all the important words at the beginning? (ypu know, like "and", "the", "of", and other words that help a sentence be at least somewhat coherent) DaniPine3 (talk) 02:02, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

I don't know, but I interpreted "I threw on my penis" as follows: you have a disembodied dick, you chuck it onto your crotch, and it sticks there. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:54, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

...I don't know how that could physically work, and I don't think I want to know. DaniPine3 (talk) 10:58, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

I too, have no idea how that would work. I too am not sure I want to know. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:27, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

we've lost "and" very early on :( Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:38, 10 May 2024 (UTC)

To hell with logic, embrace the Bat Fuck Insane Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:47, 10 May 2024 (UTC)