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 Disintegrate. An interesting idea for a novel, perhaps, but not fit for Uncyclopedia. Saberwolf116 15:14, July 20, 2010 (UTC)- Indeed; it's not actually funny, either. Delete. ~
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 Delete. Mind-numbing detail on the organization, acronyms, and procedures of a cryptic organization. At least Hajime Socialist Republic had a purpose. Spıke ¬ 17:17 20-Jul-10- ZZZZZZ ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:21, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Epically random "take" on Revenge of the Sith, by the look of it. Makes not a jot of sense. --UU - natter
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- Delete. This article does not so much satirize the Star Wars movie, as encodes it. Spıke ¬ 10:26 20-Jul-10
- Actually based off of bootleg mistranslated English subtitles. The problem is that it's still not satire. EX-TER-MI-NATE!
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- So that is who did the encoding? and I must, to appreciate this article, own a pirated DVD? Remarkable. Spıke ¬ 13:09 20-Jul-10
- And unless I'm mistaken, the writer didn't even have the decency to invent his/her own. Probably saw it on some blog, thought it would be funny to copy-and-paste excerpts here, and wrote it like so. Sir MacMania GUN—[13:11 20 Jul 2010]
- Delete. "Stroke" just about ties this up. --Wilytank 12:36, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. So, that's a Wilde quote, one list, and not much else to write home about. Did I miss anything? Oh yeah - it's been here forever, hasn't been edited in aaaages and isn't linked from anywhere. It won't be missed. --UU - natter 08:41, Jul 20
- Delete. All of the above. In addition, Section 1, regarding impossibility of concrete walls in feudal Japan, reflects a refusal to use the Delete key, as in the typewriter era, when, once an error was committed to paper, your only option was to work it into the story, or joke about yourself. Spıke ¬ 10:21 20-Jul-10
 Shit-doo --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:37 AM 7/20/10- Delete. Smited. Rabbi Techno
 kvetch  Contribs  FOXES 15:06, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
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 Ugh. Basically a list. --Wilytank 23:06, July 19, 2010 (UTC)- Might have something to work with, but peters off pretty badly. Also, no mention of ghettoblasters. --
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- Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 23:27, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
- Eh... It had its chance. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100720 - 00:13 (UTC)
- Delete. The five pillars of Islam are devotional duties. Mashing this concept onto Hip Hop could be funny. But instead of devotional duties for the rapper, most of these pillars are merely memes. And by the way, there are more than 12, and at that point they drop off precipitously, which says that an earlier version might have been better. Spıke ¬ 02:39 20-Jul-10
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- Delete. Someone got a bad Pee Review and started a talk page in mainspace? Spıke ¬ 12:48 19-Jul-10
- The headline got me chuckling but when I saw the page I stopped abruptly. ~ 13:11, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
- I can almost see there something to this, in the spirit of... wait... no... nope, it's not coming. Oh well. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 14:50 (UTC)
- Disintegrate. And what's with the Pee Review menu at the top? Saberwolf116 15:15, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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- ZOMG LIL WAYNE IS GAY LOLOLOLOLOL Saberwolf116 04:20, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. There are surely many aspects of this rapper to ridicule, and this article touches on none of them. Spıke ¬ 10:41 19-Jul-10
- Delete. --Wilytank 10:52, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
- Against it surviving Very poorly written and boring. Unlike Lil Wayne, who is only boring. Aleister 11:56 20 7
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 Keep. It has many funny and pretty smart lines and concepts. Read the whole thing, and it held my interest. Clever at more than a handful of moments. The band is made up, not a real band, but a satire of a metal band consisting of a guy and his cat. Aleister 12:01 20 7
- p.s. Edited the page, seems savable.
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- Disintegrate. 2005 band cruft. Saberwolf116 04:20, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Essentially, total vanity. Spıke ¬ 10:38 19-Jul-10
 Obliterate. It claims it's a heavy metal job. But after a quick search on the Metal Archives, no hits came up for this name. This proves that A) They're that obscure; B) They're not a metal band; C) They don't even exist. Now it's been stated the group doesn't exist. Now I'm voting delete just because it blows chunks. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 6:55 AM 7/19/10
- ?? Doesn't have to be a real band. Please give it another read and see if it works as satire, thanks. Aleister 12:04 20 7
- In contrast, I took "Herkimer" in the first line to mean it is a two-man (or maybe one-man) act from upstate New York. In any case, it doesn't work as satire, because no one knows what's being made fun of: It could be any of ten thousand garage bands. Spıke ¬ 12:52 19-Jul-10
- Did some research and can't find any reality to the page. So if they were real, and haven't had any publicity since 2007, a fail of a band. If they aren't real, and a few users thought they were, this qualifies as satire which works to a point. Anyway, I did some edits which should make it less of a VFD page. Aleister 13:30 20 7
- Delete. I think nearly any topic is legitimate for an article, but this was just not funny and was, in fact, annoyingly bad.
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- As per Hyperbole. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 22:45, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Stubby and random. The only involvement of registered users has been to play with its categories. Spıke ¬ 12:37 18-Jul-10
- Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 12:40, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
- Meh. Can't think of any reason to keep it, so... eh. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 15:21 (UTC)
- Delete. Someone please explain this article,Eh? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:56, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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- As per below -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 21:11, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
- Agree with TKF. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:58, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Disintegrate. Part I in a series of utterly pointless and unnecessary extensions of the original "Do NOT Click Any Links!" article created by IPs. Saberwolf116 12:30, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Nomination withdrawn as per the deleting of the last two. Saberwolf116 22:43, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
- Kept and, if you don't mind, I'm compiling all of these into a single entry because they're all identical and it saves a lot of paperwork. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 22:47, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
That's fine. Now, where's a poopsmith when you need one...? Saberwolf116 22:49, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
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- Keep. Without the recently deleted lists, it's keepable. —Sir Socky
   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:36, 13 July 2010
- Very keepable for the pics alone. And the user wrote a coherent storyline, filled it in well, and gives an interesting porn twist to Pippi. Maybe a little more work needed, but far from huffable imnho. Aleister 22:51 13 7
- Keep. Kinda reminds me of this article. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:06 PM 7/13/10
- Keep. It's not that bad. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 01:01 (UTC)
- Keep. Extended repair job needed. --
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- Delete. Random, listy until recently, and altogether none too good. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 19:20, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
- Shit, another one of these articles. Drown it in piss. pillow talk 19:27, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
- Disintegrate. I don't see how porn jokes are funny if they're not given any context or meaning. Saberwolf116 22:48, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
- They aren't (unless really good writing saves it)--UN:HTBFANJS Sec. 6. Spıke ¬ 23:36 13-Jul-10
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- Commit to Romartus if he will have it. His serial treatment, in UnNews Sports, of Pippi as the estranged wife of golfer Tigger Woods means he knows something about the material and can do something more creative than the one cheap laugh of casting her as a slut. Spıke ¬ 19:24 13-Jul-10
- OK. I'll take in the Swedish scamp and remove the template trash porn she is currently covered in unless anyone else objects. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:19, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah, but please keep the porn theme though, those pics are great. Maybe mix the best of the porn with another storyline, like she's trying to get out of the business or something. Aleister 00:30 15 7
- It's a bit of a porn template (the names are interchangeable but the 'story' isn't) but I was thinking more on the lines that Sweden was one of the first countries to take a more relaxed attitude towards sexual expression. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:01, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
- Ah, yes, very good. A wise man has no limits. Aleister 21:33 15 7
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- Weak Keep. A lot of the stuff is pretty bad, but I laughed at a couple jokes and I think it's savable. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:04, 15 July 2010
- Per Socky A few quick edits will do wonders for it. And this page is about middling in Uncy's collected pages, do you think we should take out 13,000 or so pages and leave the rest? Hmmmmmm, a good idea actually. Aleister 17:09 15 7
- Keep. Not bad enough, and it looks better without the quotes and that giant table at the end skrooing up the formatting. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:22, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
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- Pokecruft Saberwolf116 15:42, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
- Oh, my... I didn't know people could write that badly. ...okay, so I did, but still. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 16:17 (UTC)
- Those aren't even high heels--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 04:22, July 15 2010 UTC
- Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. Actually, very junior. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:03, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
- weak delete. If someone can remove the childishness, I may jump the fence. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:35 AM 7/16/10
- Oh my god get it off. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 01:31, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
- Main Disadvantage: Fucking Stupid (formerly Recused). Upon further review, even a reader with a full deck, so to speak, of Pokemons would surely find this article random babble. And what's with real footnotes? Spıke ¬ 12:54 18-Jul-10
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- I recuse myself from Pokemon-ignorance. But even after the initial clean-up, I see no humor here at all. Except for the bit about being born from so-and-so's egg/vagina/anus, that there's a knee-slapper. Spıke ¬ 11:53 16-Jul-10
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- Not right now. Peruse UnNews:Sports Page: Paul the Octopus is a meme, a media phenomenon in Germany dispensing predictions regarding the World Cup. This article, though stubby and listy, is adequate for now. Let's consider again in three months, when Paul is no longer current, whether this article deserves permanence. Spıke ¬ 15:40 15-Jul-10
- Eh. This doesn't seem bad enough to quash. And it apparently does actually follow something, so... eh. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 16:13 (UTC)
- Per Spike, and it seems ok on its own too. With a few additions it can be quite good, like having Paul pick the winner in a divorce settlement, or a story about his ancestor picking who to release between Jesus and Barabas, etc. Aleister 16:22 15 7
- Keep.. It had occurred to me that my Paul the Octopus stories could do with a general article about him. This is a start but why the old lame Jesus jokes!!?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:57, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. It needs work, not deletion. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:05, 15 July 2010
- Keep. Consistent 5-star user rating ring any bells? Needs work, but definitely keep. S0ckpupp3t n00b 19:39, July 16, 2010 (UTC) 16 July 2010
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- Lolwut? Saberwolf116 15:19, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
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- Keep. Applying the SQL programming language to Hollywood's cynicism in creating movie sequels is a demented interpretation worthy of Uncyclopedia. Isn't done perfectly but doesn't merely "state the obvious." Spıke ¬ 16:48 14-Jul-10
- It's horrid, but it made me laugh. Keep. Totally. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 18:43 (UTC)
- Way over my head, so it must be good. Aleister 00:25 15 7
- Clever, good concept, I'd like it worked on rather than nuked. pillow talk 00:47, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. Rewrite tag. Like the idea, needs more stuff. --UU - natter 11:26, Jul 15
- I didn't add stuff but polished the whole thing up. Photo? Spıke ¬ 11:54 15-Jul-10
- Passable. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:06, 15 July 2010
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- Disintegrate. Stating the obvious=not funny. Saberwolf116 16:24, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
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- Absolutely terrible article in every way. Scarce funny one-liners are only found in the massive list at the heart of it, which would be suited better in a seperate "List of Apple products" page or something of that sort that I thought we already had. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 02:28, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
- 20 seconds of skimming this article tells me it's a listy and unfunny mess. If I'm wrong, please call me out on it. (Also, this reminds me of a previous vote...) Saberwolf116 03:41, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete.. I can condense this to:Apple Sux Man! which, on reflection, now reads as a possible contender for VFH considering some recent nominations. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:46, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete A rant; a ranty rant at that. To some up: rant. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:40, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. As above. It's a wasteland; starting over would be an improvement. Spıke ¬ 14:31 17-Jul-10
- A could of the images are alright, but that does not save this... um... this. Not that I could actually read it, but I generally consider things I cannot bear to read as bad. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 01:07 (UTC)
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- Delete. Short and dull as anything. --UU - natter 11:39, Jul 16
- Delete. On the second reading, it becomes clear that this contribution from I.P.Anon isn't a direct lift from Wikipedia but a hoax. Even so: Return it to them and see if they notice. Spıke ¬ 11:48 16-Jul-10
- Obliterate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:57, 16 July 2010
- Wikipedia Saberwolf116 13:13, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. This article belongs on Wikipedia, if there. It is poorly written, attempted to be informative, and stubby.--S0ckpupp3t n00b 19:16, July 16, 2010 (UTC)11:48 16-Jul-10
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- Delete. Wow. Er, what? I'll just read it again to see if it makes any kind of sense. Nope. Er, what? --UU - natter 11:17, Jul 15
- Delete. Despite endearing pidgin English as written by foreigners, this article is essentially deconstruction, not humor. Spıke ¬ 11:34 15-Jul-10
- Ugh. --Wilytank 15:16, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
- Huh? Saberwolf116 15:24, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. How did this escape QVFD and ICU? It's crap. --UU - natter 11:15, Jul 15
- Delete. Remarkable--I went into a bar in a foreign country and saw things that seemed remarkable. So write a blog somewhere. This is simply unfunny. Spıke ¬ 11:27 15-Jul-10
- "He smiled with a grin" Saberwolf116 12:37, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
- Huh. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 16:11 (UTC)
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- Disintegrate. Good concept, poor execution. Saberwolf116 00:23, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
- It had promise three years ago, but judging by the lack of progress I say torch it. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 01:19 (UTC)
- Started out well, for two sentences, then went to the territory of the damned and dropped off the hidden cliff on the first foggy morning. Aleister 1:26 15 7
- Ha. This should be no more than a ramble on someone else's talk page, to which a response was never made. Spıke ¬ 11:23 15-Jul-10
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- Keep. Consistent theme and some humor. It's marginally passable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:53, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. It's legitimate satire of what sounds like a really pathetic project. Not hilarious, but not worse than a blank page. pillow talk 17:24, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
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 KILL IT WITH FIRE! This page is boring as hell and hasn't been touched since 2007. IP addresses are the majority contributors. I say down with it. No redeeming value. -- Sf13  17:34 EST 8 July, 2010- Delete.. It's ok for Wikipedia to be obscure (and hopefully correct) but this just a deadly dull effort. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:25, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
- I like the kill it with fire idea. It *is* boring. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 15:14 (UTC)
- Delete. Fire may be a bit much but a red hot poker wouldn't be out of the question. --—John Lydon 16:01, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
 Meh. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 16:44, 13 July 2010 (UTC)- Obliterate. It's almost an exact copy of some old version of the Wikipedia article and the stuff that didn't come from the Wikipedia article isn't exactly funny either. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:42, 14 July 2010
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- I don't know the service and won't vote, but on the surface, this tech-heavy article seems too matter-of-fact, often even touting the service rather than making sport of it. Spıke ¬ 03:39 9-Jul-10
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- Keeper per previous VFD comments for this page (see Spike's note below). Lots of the "older" users wanted it saved. And Saberwolf's page is fine, why not just give it a slight re-name? "BC". "Pre-Saviour", "Before Jesus was born", many options. No need to remove an existing page. This one could be edited, and needs it, yet per above. Aleister 00:57 13 7 MMX
- Keeper For the sake of having the score even at this point, and in keeping with the comments keep. It's in desperate need of a rewrite, but there's a bit of a laugh here and there. I wouldn't huff it at this point, even though I stopped laughing at Chuck Norris jokes a long time ago. Myocardialinfarction 11:06, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Delete and replace with My rewrite. My version still needs some work, but it's infinitely better then the utterly worthless sack of shit we have now. Saberwolf116 22:34, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
- You really don't need to bring this here if you're rewriting it, dude. Just paste yours over the top when it's done - that's what I did with all my rewrites. In fact, that's kind of the point of rewrites. That's why they're called rewrites. --UU - natter 12:41, Jul 12
- Alright, forget this vote, then. Saberwolf116 17:34, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
- No, can't forget it, read the previous VFD page on this article. Al 1:00 13 7
- Ugh. 20 matches of "Chuck Norris" when I hit ctrl + F for hit. --Wilytank 22:56, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
Delete So much Chuck Norris... maybe it doesn't need a delete, but just a rewrite. Oh wow, I'm way late. I just thought of hte old version. I was unaware that there was a rewrite done. --SadisticWolf 18:05, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
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 Question. Can't you just replace the current article with your rewrite, since that's pretty much the point of Conservation Week? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 09:53, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
- Your rewrite has nothing to do with this series of pages which are listy crapola on particular periods of years. If this page goes shouldn't all of them go? Why not just keep it and rename your page something else? And it's a 2005 page, so it seems that there was a concerted effort then to make all these year and decade pages mean something. Can some of the users who were around then vote on this, I'd feel better about zapping it if it were by the people who were around at the time. Aleister 10:12 12 7
- Paizuri: In my opinion, yes you could, and Saberwolf should not have marked for VFD an article he had already marked for CW, because that's proposing two different treatments at the same time. Aleister: The prior VFD on this article (June 2009) is here. Apparently, huffing all the period-of-history pages was considered and rejected then. Spıke ¬ 12:53 12-Jul-10
- Comment: I think there are times when VFD is appropriate for a rewrite, to build consensus about whether the rewrite is indeed superior to the original. Here, though, it's obvious. pillow talk 18:35, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Or if the article in question is something well known such as the recently deleted and replaced Final Fantasy page. --Wilytank 00:48, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
ADMINS: This nomination has been withdrawn and the page has been rewritten; everyone's a little confused about what to do with this, but it seems appropriate to me to close it... agree? Cheers pillow talk 18:11, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
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- Five years of anonymous editing have done nothing for this article. Short, unfunny, and repetitive cruft. Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 23:47, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Huh. O_o ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 02:11 (UTC)
- Delete. Have this one towed away and dispatched to the crap article crusher. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:27, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 06:48, July 13 2010 UTC
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Also, remember to remove it from the template if it gets deleted. Saberwolf116 23:47, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Been here ages, always been short 'n' shit. Nothing links to it, it hasn't been edited in forever, and killing it would be a kindness. --UU - natter 10:17, Jul 12
- Delete. A one-paragraph book review, followed by a one-paragraph bio, and scads of red-links. Spıke ¬ 11:58 12-Jul-10
- My decision? Delete --Wilytank 12:50, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete.. Junior Uncyclopedia. Detention after which you will be the first once to sprint to the German machine gun nest. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:35, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Decision in VFD Saberwolf116 23:44, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 06:49, July 13 2010 UTC
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- Disintegrate. Stupid and poorly written Steve Irwin parody. Saberwolf116 16:52, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Cruft.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 10:37, July 10 2010 UTC
- Delete. Bad day at the screen for this particular writer. Junk. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:23, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Yawn. --UU - natter 10:19, Jul 12
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- Now, this here's a fahn parody of Dixie English, boy. (Jes' fahn.) And it turns some neat phrases. "Like a ton of proverbial tons" reminds me of the way a coworker described a fracas in the corporate world: Rats leaving a sinking rat. Get rid of "Background," which gives away the con; of "Trivia," which is listcruft, and change Amos Moses to the guy's "real" name: It helps the "encyclopedia" con for article names to be played straight. And fewer balls and buttocks. Spıke ¬ 18:52 9-Jul-10
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- Keep. Not totally bad. Paizuri needs to add his comment below to it, though, as it sums up the county better than the article does. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:38, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
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- Meh. Pretty substandard, use of improper English, etc... —Pelozurian (talk) 09:56, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. This county-cruft includes listcruft, shameless humping of external web sites in the .cx (means sex?) domain, lack of illustrations, lack of grammar, nonsense year numbers including ample History-of-the-Future, and mostly trite complaints about Essex, like that it has a bunch of low-lifes who supposedly define it. Spıke ¬ 02:24 6-Jul-10
- Delete. Per above, especially since it has no images and stupid humor overall.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 10:43, July 10 2010 UTC
- Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:45 PM 7/10/10
- Disintegrate. Listy and unfunny. Saberwolf116 23:35, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete.. Firing comedy blanks on this one. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:36, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete and redirect to this shithole or something. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:51, 11 July 2010 (UTC)
- Kerkill Yeah, Paizuri had a good idea for once. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:06, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Do it for the "lepricons." Nonsense numbers. Most residents are from somewhere else. Bus system doesn't work. Even a Russian Reversal toward the end. Nothing specific about Columbus except to name two of its suburbs. Paizuri, let's not redirect to Columbus, Georgia; that wouldn't help anyone. The proper way to let the reader know we have nothing funny to say about Columbus is a red link. Spıke ¬ 11:32 11-Jul-10
- Delete. If Christopher Columbus had seen this he would have changed his mind in 1492 about sailing the ocean blue. The fool. Aleister 16:52 11 7
- Delete. There are 77777777777777777777777777777777 reasons to delete this crap.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 05:17, July 11 2010 UTC
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- Keep. Blasphemy! They're both good, this one is better imnho. But my question is, when you go to it, it changes the sidebar and even my data on top of the page italic! How does it do that, what's the code? What's the frequency, Count? Anyway, keeper yo. Aleister 21:44 7 7
- jkl;fcvnjoqjovnkasdfjoagh jkiojioprqwjioSDF90JIODFIO --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 5:56 PM 7/7/10
- Keep And there are NEVER enough. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:40, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Tradition -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 20:23, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Whatever -- repugnant Ape (seizure) (Riot Porn) 20:49, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Historical significance ~ 20:50, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. Though the content could use some work, what's there is definitely keepable. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:00, 9 July 2010
 KEEP! They are very distinct articles, one makes my laugh and one makes me cry. (Don't take away my joy & sorrow!) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π ~  ~ 09 Jul 2010 ~ 04:53 (UTC)- Keep. Eh. --UU - natter 08:52, Jul 9
- Keep.They already might be a Rolling your head on the keyboard, but this one is better. --Happymonkey39
   Dah Meme Master 21:37, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Nah, man. Come on. Woody On Fire!
 Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:56, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. I don't care about the other one. Just 'and magic happens' makes this one great, and a very nice satire of the site as a hole. Er, whole. Myocardialinfarction 02:18, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. If we already have Rolling_your_head_on_the_keyboard why do we need two of them?--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:37, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
- GHgdbfhjdbvhjdgciduahciudschniduzchnijxkThisisstupidiruydhgsbcdvhbcubhj--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 01:31, July 08 2010 UTC
- Delete. My vampiric cabbage could do better! Except this one actually has a decent title, unlike some of the others... but they should all go! But this one is cute. It really is... it should be kept. No! Deleted! No! AAARGH! *flees* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100708 - 04:41 (UTC)
- Delete. Count of Monkey Crisco told the truth. There're Rolling_your_head_on_the_keyboard and others.
 Grue is coming to you! Be careful!19:22, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Fuck tradition. This is exactly why I celebrate Festivus. pillow talk 20:42, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. A Festivus miracle this is not. -- Sf13 17:06 EST 8 July, 2010
- Delete. I thought the second paragraph was really up there with the best comic writers active today but the rest was crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:45, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
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 Comment. How many of these would be considered too many? --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:59, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Are there any more? The one up for VFD is the only one I knew of. But they've both been around for a long long time, and have their followers and people camping in the parking lot. Aleister 00:13 8 7 MMX
- Have you checked out EBG13? I'm sure there's more, but they'd tend to fall through rational search filters due to their lack of actual words.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:48, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
- That one's not random. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:12, 9 July 2010
- Yet your sense of humor will never know the difference. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:49, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
- OK, that looks clear. Keepted. --UU - natter 08:23, Jul 12
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- Meh. Maybe the mention of the Goa Tse stuff should be deleted, but otherwise it can stay. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:44, 4 July 2010
- Keep Actually I really like this article. A definite keep. --Some Idiot 08:42, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. Needs editing and a name change, but where else are we going to find a page about Uncy currency complete with pics? Someone edit this, namechange it, and whoola! Aleister 22:52 5 7
- Did an edit sweep, removed first person and most stupid content, changed name to "Sophia Dollars", and enlarged the pics which are the only real good thing about the page. Aleister 2:21 6 7
- Bit short, dontcha think?
- Keep. Still, seems decent now. Couldn't be arsed to check the history and see what it was, mind... but besides the shortness I kind of like it. Ish. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100708 - 04:49 (UTC)
- Keep. per Al -- Sf13 17:28 EST 8 July, 2010
- Keep Fuck you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:01, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:11 Jul 04, 2010
- Delete. Counterfeit humour. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:35, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
Delete. Per Skinfan13. To me, the first-person approach is fatal: author is writing about himself. The shooped photos of banknotes are fun and should be revived in some real article. Spıke ¬ 12:10 4-Jul-10- Aleister again resolves my complaint--but through manic subtraction. What's left is largely a vehicle for the illustrations. Can this article actually acquire a theme? Spıke ¬ 02:28 6-Jul-10
- Delete. Pointless. --UU - natter 15:15, Jul 5
- Delete. Inherently flawed concept, bad tone, bad jokes, etc. Those are the three issues here.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 11:44, July 05 2010 UTC
- Bullshit We don't need your fucking money. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 4:30 PM 7/9/10
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- Comment. Hmmm. I like the pictures, I like the article concept, but I'm not liking the presentation. The first person appraoch is annoying and the title is a little unrelated and boring, but there are little bits of good here...
Can't decide one way or another. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:52 EST 4 July, 2010
- More people are wrong than right about this after a week. Keepterised. I still think it's pointless though. --UU - natter 08:20, Jul 12
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- Weak keep. It's mildly funny in places, it rambles in others, but at least it's got a theme. But I don't care what you think of Christianity or childhood obesity. Spıke ¬ 11:40 3-Jul-10
- Keep I've made some improvements and I think it's good enough to survive--Some Idiot 08:42, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- It can't be ICU'd because it was created three years ago; ICU is for new articles. Just sayin. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:47, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
- If Falcon went to the trouble to save it, I'll swing my vote. Maybe a little more work would fix it even betterest. Aleister 22:58 5 7
- Hey, I've got a nickname now! Falcon... I like it! --Some Idiot 01:20, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:27, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Gay. Stupid. Ridicules. Delete.--If you're 555 then I'm
 Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:57, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete. One day this will be VFD'ed. Aleister 12:04 3 7- Delete.. One day is all a mayfly has. Just think of that if you read this again. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:29, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. It's a list of random things that fit a too broad category. This makes it meaningless in the end. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:56, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Made some improvements, check them out if you want... --Some Idiot 09:01, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Towncruft about how much this town is stupid, full of sheep, and how the people suck. A list at the bottom. No funny.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 11:24, July 10 2010 UTC
- Ugh Worse than Kirk- I forget the rest. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:35 PM 7/10/10
- Delete. Drugs. Drunks. Losers. Say something new! and say it without obscenity--not that I mind it, but it is not humor when your article has no other. And "The middle of fucking no where"? Can't be--that's where I am. And you. Spıke ¬ 23:43 10-Jul-10
 EXTERMINATE! —Pelozurian (talk) 07:53, 11 July 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Fun fact: my mum used to teach here when I was a kid. Other fun fact: this stubby little towncruft article sucks. --UU - natter 08:44, Jul 9
- Delete. Gang rape? "A long feud...since the dawn of time"? Article has nothing real and specific to say about the place, except to list certain residents by name. Spıke ¬ 13:09 9-Jul-10
- lol this towneee is ghey lol--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 10:38, July 10 2010 UTC
- shithole --Wilytank 22:51, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. If 'taint vanity, 'tis random bollocks. --UU - natter 11:19, Jul 9
- Delete. But t'is. From its nonsense beginning, to its conclusion, "He mistook me for a corpse and buried me. The creep"--article makes no effort to give the reader anything to relate to. Cocaine-fed editing. Spıke ¬ 13:21 9-Jul-10
- Obliterate. What an incoherent pile of BUTT POOP! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:21 PM 7/9/10
- EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:31, 9 July 2010
- Disintegrate. Random and incoherent. Saberwolf116 16:56, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Ramble..ramble..randumbo..abusing a reader..ramble..laughing at my own jokes...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:54, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
- I find it disturbing that you don't think people should laugh at their own jokes... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:36, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Pretty much drivel. --UU - natter 11:17, Jul 9
- Stupified --Wilytank 12:22, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
- "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?" This is poor gamecruft. Also, if the subject is actually a game using ASCII text instead of graphics, it's probably obsolete by two decades. Article begins with a quote, supposedly from the reader, on the reader's reaction, setting the stage for an article about the article. Spıke ¬ 13:16 9-Jul-10
- EXTERMINATE! That first quote rules, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:42, 9 July 2010
- Delete. I will be forever baffled why people want to write bollocks about a general bollocky subject anyway. Double waste of time and effort. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:33, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
- KILL IT WITH FIRE! Huzzah! -- Sf13 15:37 EST 9 July, 2010
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- No wait! I'll rewrite this one for Conservation Week! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 5 July 2010
- Keep. Socky. Aleister 22:49 5 7
- Change to keep Per Socky's rewrite. Saberwolf116 00:25, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Delete. Great writer, unfunny article. Saberwolf116 00:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
Delete. Crap. Unless Romartus plans to rewrite it right now, a blank slate is probably better than this. --UU - natter 15:17, Jul 5
Delete. Book burning time. --Wilytank 22:33, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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- I would rather take this article for TLC if possible rather than delete it. Will probably lose 99%. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:38, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 Weak, weak, abstain. Fine, Socky. I'll give you a chance. --Wilytank 01:39, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
- I won't let you down! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:23, 6 July 2010
- Kept. But if Socky doesn't do an epic rewrite, it's coming back... --UU - natter 08:57, Jul 9
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- For Reverted back to Nov. 29, '007 Tom Mayfair edit. This page was created and worked on by Zim and other established users, and guarded for a time by them before the IP's took it. Needs some cleanup, and chucking Chuck Norris, but putting it up and then quickly adding the numbers up and it's gone (sob) before Zim wakes up from his hangover, makes me fear for anything that doesn't have a feature tag on it. Aleister 13:22 30 6 MMX
- Keep. From Spike's logic, none of the Jesus articles should exist. I've seen worse ones. I thought this one was
mildly pretty amusing. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 9:23 AM 6/30/10
- Keep. There's enough good stuff in here. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:58, 30 June 2010
- Did an edit sweep and a revert to a 2007 version after 5 no votes were on the board. Please take another look. It's not Gone With The Wind but probably not VFDable. Aleister 23:54 1 7 MMX
- Keep. Per Alison.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 02:43, July 02 2010 UTC
- Keep. I'm stunned. A Jesus article that's not total shit. --UU - natter 09:18, Jul 2
- All right. (Formerly Delete.) Give Aleister the Save. Still too much scolding and instruction. Spıke ¬ 12:20 2-Jul-10
- You're right, scolding and instruction from the original, a good lesson from SPIKE. Now lessened or huffed. Al 13:12 2 7
- eh. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:42, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. More amazingly dull Jesuscruft. If deleted it should be removed from {{Unwanted Jesii}} as well. —Pelozurian (talk) 10:15, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
- Merge {{Unwanted Jesii}} with {{Jesii}}? Or does that involve value judgements about what is unwanted? Spıke ¬ 12:02 30-Jun-10
Delete. Essentially another extemporaneous ramble about a made-up character. Needs a point or a theme. Spıke ¬ 12:00 30-Jun-10
- Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 12:34, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. Started out as a keeper but quickly turned into an unpolished turd with all the lists and randomness. Besides there are plenty of articles on Jesus. Do we really need to keep one like this? --—John Lydon 16:11, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- No EVil Jesus is the Anti Christ stupid. GEt your facts right.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:30, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete. The Titanic of Turds...until the next one steams into view. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:33, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
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- I did some heavy surgery on the page, and then added in some fluids and antibiotics. Aleister 1:55 1 7 MMX
- Looks like this is a keeper. --UU - natter 08:46, Jul 9
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- Keep. Not bad enough either. Interesting, in fact. Aleister 10:10 30 6 MMX
- Keep. Plenty bad--was it sporked from Wikipedia, or is the author just a nerd?--but easily saveable. One theme might be an article full of double entendres, with protein as a euphemism for semen. Spıke ¬ 13:02 30-Jun-10
- Keep. Inoffensive and easily salvageable. pillow talk 20:41, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
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- Delete. Naw, just not good anough--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 09:10, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Die I felt like I was back in tenth grade biology class with that dirty teacher who always got to close to my danger area. I didn't like that. --—John Lydon 16:03, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:40, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
- Delete Just bad. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:26, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
- Antitein--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:30, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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- It's so dumb, yet it made me laugh... oh, the horror. I haven't the heart to vote either way. O_o *runs in terror* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100708 - 04:53 (UTC)
- Nothing clear after over a week - keepticated. --UU - natter 08:48, Jul 9
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Shit-doo --
Keep. It has many funny and pretty smart lines and concepts. Read the whole thing, and it held my interest. Clever at more than a handful of moments. The band is made up, not a real band, but a satire of a metal band consisting of a guy and his cat. 
Obliterate. 
Game:Do NOT click any links!/clickYAA and so on
Question. Can't you just replace the current article with your rewrite, since that's pretty much the point of Conservation Week? —
KEEP! They are very distinct articles, one makes my laugh and one makes me cry. (Don't take away my joy & sorrow!) ~ 
Comment. How many of these would be considered too many? --
Weak, weak, abstain. Fine, Socky. I'll give you a chance. --