User talk:Multiliteralist/Archive3

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The Russian Invaded Your Talk Page[edit source]

How dreadful! They will never learn! Also, you just overwrite it and place links to old archives above ~Jewriken.GIF 11:11, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit source]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:52, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit source]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:35, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Hi[edit source]

Hi Multiliteralist, RabbiTechno told me you're the man to come to for quality collabs of an artistic nature. Now, I had been working on Albrecht Durer for a while, but have become increasingly disappointed at my own efforts. I need a fresh perspective, are you interested? --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 14:33, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Good ideas, and yeah I'd like to collab on a Gustave Dork page, sure, the guy's an absolute leg end.--El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 18:37, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Hello again, yep, the diary entries were intended to be some obsessive ramblings, I just never got round to decided exactly what Durer should ramble about. I make quite a lot of references to various things in the text - his wife, his perceived divinity, Leo, Luther, perhaps even Bosch - that could technically be the focus of his obsessive ramblings, but it would be better if they revealed something more. Not directly, but like something he didn't realise, but we did. What I do like about the article so far is its closeness to the truth. I mean the images - apart from the slightly doctored one - are all originals, many of the events in his life are original, or are original in terms of the route his life took and then given a slight spin treatment from myself for the sake of the Great Comedy Gods. Sure, the pic of his wife isn't actually his wife, but I couldn't help but notice how similar she looked to Durer and so it fit in with my original scheme with Durer as a self-proclaimed Christ due to pretty blatant narcissism (something we should still emphasise btw).
As for Dork, you're right about the Divine Travesty and Don Quixote, the important thing to note being that they are both about voyages of some kind. They could easily be spun. I think he did some engravings (what medium did he work in?) for The Ancient Mariner, which is another odyssey, a lot of potential there. Sure, I'll concentrate on the writing, but I'll need to get my head around real-life Dork, to some extent at least, to see whether I can parody anything obvious about his life.--El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 19:43, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey...[edit source]

...I've got an idea. First, I've been thinking of doing an UnBook for a while because I haven't written one yet. Secondly, the more I write about the CCC the more ideas are coming to me - I've got a skull full of them at the moment. My proposal is, we abandon the encyclopedic article and start writing it as a thesis written by a student at an invented university (Cambridge or Oxford are obvious choices, since even most of the American readers will have heard of them). The student is English but is working towards a PhD in Welsh history, which brings the story of the CCC to his attention. He gets funding to travel to Wales, researching for the thesis, and turns up evidence that the CCC - who most people believe are a thing of the past - are still active in rural parts of the country so he begins to investigate further, turning up half-forgotten tales of their formation such as the glorified kings and fairies stuff along with the actual version of events which is what I've been writing. Eventually, he is successful in proving that they still exist, and manages to get in contact with them. He's then invited to attend one of their meetings which takes place in some remote Welsh valley, but the CCC members have plans for him - they tie him to a giant Welsh Hate Spoon and burn him alive as a sacrifice to their pagan gods, rather like what happens to Edward Woodward in The Wicker Man. His work is then discovered and published after his death (there's a term for that which I can't remember at the moment). This gives us the opportunity to satirise several different things - Wales, students, the KKK, mythology and the Wicker Man.

Not sure if it'll grab you in quite the same way because chances are you're not having the same "vision" I am, but what do you think? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:07, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:45, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

A Mr Sherlock Holmes is at the door, sir[edit source]

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I have observed

that you had voted for an entry on me to be featured. Of course, this was to be expected for a man of such reputation, Watson, was it not?
Elementary, Holmes, as you would have put it.
So it is. But it appears that the author nevertheless wishes to thank you, so I'll leave him to it. Meanwhile, I shall return to my cough drop bottle.

Hold on a minute ... Holmes, is that cocaine?
Watson—
I'd thought Dr Freud had made you fight off that vice! Here, give me that. You know how many times I've told you to smoke tobacco instead.


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Thanks[edit source]

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Sorry to hassle you but...[edit source]

...any developments with the fox image? We've got the back end stuff on our site pretty much up and running and are moving onto the graphics and stuff. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:50, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

OK...[edit source]

Sure...replace it if you want. I don't care, I just want it featured one day.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Thanks—the remake[edit source]

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UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit source]

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UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:13, Aug 24

Dude[edit source]

I have an image request if you are looking to do some drawing sometime. :-) I'm putting "something" together and I need a logo with some text. Something like an angry Uncyc logo shouting at the user to "Shut the fu%k up and edit". You get the idea? Maybe the logo on the left side, but with the Uncyc potato shouting the message across the page. Something similar to the thing you did for the Collab would be great if ya fancy it. Maybe not use a "%" to hide the u in fuck, but maybe use a picture of Wilde or something else maybe? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 08:31, Aug 30

For this[edit source]

List it as a redirect (eg: {{Redirect|User:Multiliteralist/Mega Blast}}, which displays as User:Multiliteralist/Mega Blast (redirect) (delete)), instead of linking to the page (which, being a redirect, automatically redirects to where the page is now). Doing it properly minimizes the chance of a drunk and surly admin deleting the page, instead of the redirect. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:29, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th September[edit source]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:49, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 63th[edit source]

Before you know it, please think of the father potatos! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:38, 7 September 2009

You can has free advert?[edit source]

It appears so. 'Tis here - Who Invented Foxes?. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:13, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

You featured Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease![edit source]

Thank you! I am much obliged. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:25, 20 September 2009

UnSignpost September 10/17[edit source]

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:59, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:19, September 26, 2009 (UTC)