User talk:Bizzeebeever/4

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Ok

Here you go. -- The Zombiebaron 14:26, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Ok

Here you go. -- The Zombiebaron 14:42, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

And again. -- The Zombiebaron 14:42, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

The imbedded pics

Will there be a way to fix the code so the imbedded pics can go back living within the links? Thanks for the fix at Cemetery of the Absurd (although I liked the pictures sticking out), yet it loses the pics. Can that be one of the things code-fixed once other priorities are taken care of? Thanks! Cake. Aleister 14:47 Uncy's 8th Birthday

I dunno what you mean. That page works exactly the way it does over at the wikia site, for me. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Jan 5 '13 14:49 (UTC)

But yes, once higher-priority things are taken care of, any image issues in articles will be fixed as soon as we can. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Jan 5 '13 14:50 (UTC)

Thanks. I have quite a few pages with imbedded pics, and when "we" get around to it I'll give you or someone else a list, although a code fix may fix everything at once. Aleister

Ok. And by "we", I meant "me" and "the other five people who set up the server and actually know what they're doing." ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Jan 5 '13 15:07 (UTC)

By "we" I meant me and you. Give me the toolbox, and I'll go into those codes and when I get done the place will be running like clockwork Al

Email test

Codeine is a fat cunt.TaterTits (talk)

Your signature is really tiny

7.6px tall including trailing bits, to be exact. Also blah blah blah talk page test. -— Lyrithya ༆ 16:32, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

This is what I call a minor concession: ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Jun 1 '79 0:00 (UTC). And I'm only making it because you let me touch your server's naughty parts. :D ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Jan 5 '13 17:10 (UTC)

Actually, that's much better. Thanks. -— Lyrithya ༆ 19:02, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

Hey

I have gained sentience and autonomy, and I have come to inform you that you're a loser. Loser! Neener! Your life sucks! Plllt! TaterTits (talk) 23:27, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

We all agree, but he works hard, so ssssh... leave him in his state of ignoranty bliss. Nominally Humane! 11:58 06 Jan

I am assailed by sockpuppets. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Mon, Jan 7 '13 6:57 (UTC)

Interwikis to prevent new Wickedly Wicked Wikia Wikis

The first thing we should do is actually creating a forum where we can get a consensus on. Determing the "problem": what has happened, then putting the arguments pro and contra linking to dead wikis. Last, some suggestions. A: full restore of interwikis, A': partial restore, B: putting a link "Uncyclopedia in your language" in the sidebar as a variant of the old "Babel"-link, C: combination of A and B; D: combination of C and A'; E: pancakes. Just because. No seriously, it's the community's task to create an opinion on this matter, so I suggest you hold a vote on it. I will not vote because I'm actually not part of the active Uncyclopedia community, but I will elaborate an introduction to the forum. I plan to have a decent compromise, so I hope not bringing it into a flamewar. What do you think? Cartoonist | Spit it out! | 05:15, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

Ok, but before we create a forum on it, keep a few things in mind: 1) most of the folks who would be voting on it have no idea what the interwikis do, or what the ramifications are, so the vote would be pretty uninformed unless everybody knew exactly what they do and what the ramifications are. 2) On the other hand, if there's a long explanation, you'll get a bunch of uninformed votes by people saying "yeah, ok, 'A' sounds good. TL;DR". The sad part is, I'm one of those people who doesn't know the exact purpose of the interwiki system. Can you explain it for me real quick, using small words? :D ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Jan 8 '13 10:53 (UTC)

An interwiki link is a link to another wiki, in a style like pt:Futbol or Wikipedia:Soccer, which is used (among other things) to create the "In other languages" links in the left sidebar. Those links differ from ordinary Mediawiki external links as search engines actually follow them; robot scripts add these automatically. There is a long list of wikis to which these can link. Many of them are Uncyclopedias in some other language. For instance, an article on Turkey's Uncyclopedia has links "in other languages" to us and to the same article in many other Uncyclopedias. These links are useful if anyone is to find us.

Turkey can link to us, but what if we try to link back to them? tr:Yansiklopedi. Nope, the link just turns red. Same problem with links to sv: (Swedish) and a long list of small Uncyclopedias. That's a problem as we really shouldn't be asking other wikis to link to us while we refuse to link to them. Carlb (talk) 16:08, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

CarlB and CartoonistH: I'm told that we're going to re-add the interwiki links that resolve, for now, and then we'll come back to this issue once we have a proper management organization set up. Will this work for you guys? As you can see, we're still dealing with a bunch of technical issues at the moment, many of which affect the wiki's usability; but we have yet to put an organizational structure in place. Basically we're chickens running around with our heads cut off. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Jan 8 '13 17:12 (UTC)

I think one of the very finest things about the move is that users like Cartoonist and others are active, around, and everyone loves everybody else. Except Spike - the stuff on the WotY voting page is so uncalled for it's not even worth mentioning, so I won't - who, when he comes here, should be honored, welcomed with open arms and legs, and met with the insides of the fatted calf. Aleister (the clock isn't working in the right-hand corner, so I have no idea what time or even date it is. Is it July yet?)

BB, that would be great. I understand this might not be the rightest moment, so I will always be available to talk about this later. Thanks | Cartoonist | Spit it out! | 00:46, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

I should get around to this at some point before the 16th, but no guarantees. Sorry it's going so slowly. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Jan 10 '13 10:08 (UTC)

Jethro Tull Discography- Your Opinion?

Hey there, good Mr. Bizzeebeever! Sorry to be a bother and all, but I was wondering if you could give me your opinion on the discography section of the Jethro Tull article. I don't think it's a problem if you don't know the band, but I'd just like to see what you make of the comedic value of the particular section. I've been gutting and rewriting the article for awhile now, but this section is one i didn't change too much. It's filled with twists on the names of many actual albums by the band, but I jus cant decide how much value they have. If you could give me your opinion, I would be eternally grateful. And sorry to bother you, it's just that Pee Review right now is about as helpful as a dead fish. --Murder Frog (Argue loudly) Ride the snake...to the lake... 23:57, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

Hey, a dead fish can be helpful, if you're hungry and it's roasted. Trout amandine, now that's the good shit.

On very few occasions is a list actually funny. The rest of the time, a list is just evidence that the author has no imagination, or was almost out of weed and was huffing the bong-water. If you want to gut the fuck out of that section entirely, you're free to; if you can come up with some imaginative puns or a theme that can tie them all together, that would work, too. Otherwise, I'd advise getting rid of it. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Jan 9 '13 0:06 (UTC)

(Although "The Thickness of Various Types of Quality Bricks (1972)" got a chuckle from me.) ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Jan 9 '13 0:07 (UTC)

Thank you! I'll see what I can do about fixing it up, if I can develop clever enough spins for each album... it'll be a bit of a task. But thanks again for your input. And yes, I agree that dead fish can be quite tasty on the tongue, but as for communicating thoughts on Uncyclopedia articles, they're still worthless! --

Murder Frog (Argue loudly) Ride the snake...to the lake... 00:24, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Jan 9 '13 0:31 (UTC)

"Woooo...aooooo...we are the ghost of Christmas Fish! Take heed, Jacob Marley! Uncyclopedia is shit! No, seriously, we should know. They flushed it into our lake and it killed us."

That is amazing. I stand corrected. --

Murder Frog (Argue loudly) Ride the snake...to the lake... 00:52, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

The image gives me this error: "Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination" —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:57, 9 January 2013

Directory permission errors, taken care of. Thanks Socky! ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Jan 10 '13 10:09 (UTC)

Do you find it sexy?

You should check out my article for the Unsignpost and check it out :D --ڰโ٣ Ṗ€Áʃeɰɧĩʐʑ ďé Ňөщ Y০гk Ťá|k & ЯерlЧ Ѕтаlк 00:40, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

I did, sir, and I do. I can't promise that I'll get the UnSignpost out on time this week, though. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Jan 9 '13 0:42 (UTC)

What else needs to be done? Template work? I can help. I'm good with ~~stealing examples~~ template work.--ڰโ٣ Ṗ€Áʃeɰɧĩʐʑ ďé Ňөщ Y০гk Ťá|k & ЯерlЧ Ѕтаlк 00:44, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

wp:

Are things actually using that interwiki prefix? As I recall, when Wikia added it, we were using it for at least one actual local page (and a highly linked one, at that), so if not it'd be good to be able to get that stuff back. -— Lyrithya ༆ 16:40, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

I have no idea. Can't find more than three links that use it, but apparently there are a bunch. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Jan 10 '13 10:09 (UTC)

They were mostly in edit summaries. -— Lyrithya ༆ 16:23, 12 October 2013 (UTC)

Done.

It is ready forrr acccctttiiion and delivery. I did it right, am I right?-- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:12, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

Yup. Good job! Just gotta add it to the Ark Chive... ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 5:36 (UTC)

Thanks! It's fun.-- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:22, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

Fags

You are slow. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:20, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

??? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 6:28 (UTC)

Oh, well I apologize. I was fixing the red-links that each one left behind, but never mind that, I guess. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 6:30 (UTC)

Gjorb sending the signpost to my old username

Aaaaaaaassssshoooolllleeeesssssss. Also: strange but untrue is a girl. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 08:18, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

Good job not updating it on the signup sheet, motherfucker. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 16:12 (UTC)

Again

I started this week's UnSignpost on User:Sir Peasewhizz/Still nothing to see here. Fixes and additions could and should be added throughout the week. :D ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:36, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

Also, I don't see why the Block Log is fucked up on the template?-- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 18:30, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

Fix'd. You left out a "}}". ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Jan 12 '13 19:02 (UTC)

0.0 I don't see how I didn't see that haha.-- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 19:13, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

Broken interwiki links

I removed a link from the Romanian category but left the rest alone so you could look at them. If there's anything else I can do, please let me know.

Prefixes (from articles):

bn:
cy:
ka:
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lv:
mk:
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sr:
sv:
tr:

Prefixes (from wanted pages):

ang:
bs:
ca:
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got:‏‎
jv:
km:‏‎
lb:‏‎
li:‏‎
lo:‏‎
mg:
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tl:‎
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‎ MadMax (talk) 12:53, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

There's some interwiki links listed in the wanted pages as well. I can list them here if you'd like. MadMax (talk) 21:52, 14 January 2013 (UTC)

Ok, don't delete any interwiki links. Just list the non-working ones here (just the prefixes) and if my most recent additions to the database haven't fixed them, I will add them. Once the site settles down from the move, we're going to have a forum to deal with interwiki links to inactive wikis and Wikia wikis. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Jan 15 '13 1:46 (UTC)

@everyone: the full list of iw is at uncyclopedia.info. Why is the Bab(b)le link removed from the sidebar anyway? That "it's not up to date" argument doesn't go through, they're all there | Cartoonist | Spit it out! | 14:52, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

@Everyone else: http://change to the wikia hosted address/api.php?action=query&meta=siteinfo&siprop=interwikimap has a list of what the previous interwiki/interlanguage links were. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/api.php?action=query&meta=siteinfo&siprop=interwikimap will give you this sites map. Compare the two and find the gaps. There is a likelihood that a bundle of these would be better off deleted anyway. (Fuck Wikia!) Nominally Humane! 03:41 02 Feb

Official Admin

Congratulations on officially becoming an administrator.-- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:34, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

It's official? Why am I always the last to find out these things... ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Jan 15 '13 1:46 (UTC)

Haha. Yes. It is official.-- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:50, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

Aww dammit, you're late

Not good for the job. It's Thursday. In about 50 minutes...-- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:11, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

This week of USP

We did some testing with this release of the USP. We had Ly's bot deliver the post and did some trimming. Next week, if you waaaannntt, you can do the USP. Because I feel like a dick for stealing it from you.-- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 04:36, 19 January 2013 (UTC)

No, no! You didn't "steal" it! That was a joke. The UnSignpost wouldn't have been written the past two weeks if you hadn't taken the initiative. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Jan 19 '13 23:29 (UTC)

I realize this. lol ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:38, 19 January 2013 (UTC)

The thing about popping images getting fucked up

Check it, fix it, do yr magic. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:53, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

bitch ass

bitch ass mother fucker – Preceding unsigned comment added by 209.86.226.11 (talk • contribs)

Sign your posts, cocksucker. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Jan 24 '13 1:29 (UTC)

Who the hell is dat? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 01:31, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

Somebody using Earthlink in Wichita, Kansas. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Jan 24 '13 1:33 (UTC)

Oh...? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 01:33, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

OH YEAH!! ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Jan 24 '13 1:36 (UTC)

Try PeoplePC in Atlanta, Texas. Mother fucker. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 01:38, Jan. 24, 2013

Ah, well, when I used PeoplePC, my IP never once showed up as network gateway in Denver. ...or did it? Don't remember. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Jan 24 '13 1:41 (UTC)

Wait, a minute... It's Kip! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 01:42, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

209.86.226.11 go die in a hole... like yo mothas'.-- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 01:39, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

Ya, you tell him Sir! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 01:40, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

VfH

Some 30+ day articles are still there, and there are a few 28-29 days old too. I think it's good if we chop some, especially as these are noms which were made on the wikia site and are not necessarily voted on by our members. Leverage (talk) 12:25, 24 January 2013 (UTC)

Ok, I'll have a look. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Jan 25 '13 3:02 (UTC)

Hey you!

The emails I'm getting from here (now I've moved it to a new e-mail server) are cming through with an edit summary of "-". Not sure if that's a deliberate choice or a cock-up, but it's bloody annoying for someone who uses that to keep track of stuff. You seem to be the one who is across the email thingummy, so thought I'd bring it to your attention. Nominally Humane! 10:33 24 Jan

Well, I do the email stuff, but the MediaWiki software is what writes the edit summary. This being the case, I looked at all the edit summaries in the emails which I received today, and they all reference section names. For instance, this one shows up as

The summary of the edit is: "/* Hey you! */ new section"

So I dunno why they would be breaking for you. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Jan 25 '13 3:04 (UTC)

I stand corrected, just found one. I'm on the case. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Jan 25 '13 3:07 (UTC)

If it helps (may not) the only pages on my watchlist are in my user space and now this one. The section edit autosummary works, but my talk page (which are the only other ones I have) aren't being edited by section as far as I can see. (Now removing this from my watch list, btw.) Nominally Humane! 04:18 25 Jan

Could you make me a bot sometime?

:D -- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:04, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

The bots come already-made. I'd be happy to help you set one up on your own computer sometime next week, when I've got a few hours at the library. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Jan 25 '13 3:06 (UTC)

Okay, thanks!-- ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:08, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Wikia link update

Well down from over 40,000 to about 9,500. Wooo! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:39, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

Excellent! If you want me to do the rest with my bot, just let me know. I can set it so that the bot asks permission before changing each link, that way I can tell if it's changing something improperly. Also, I can ignore all forums. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Jan 29 '13 1:35 (UTC)

Logo on talk page

Hey...thanks a lot for trying to put the potato on. Unfortunately, it's not happening. I know that when they made the new skin, some coding had to change. But I don't know anything else. It's really not a big deal if it can't come back. I might just put some other image there some time. Any idea how to put a different image? p.s. I consider you one of my top 500 people! --ShabiDOO 03:55, 30 January 2013 (UTC)

I noticed that there was some kind of coordinate scheme, so I played around with it until it got in the right place. I also played with the index number. It seems making the 1 positive instead of neagative puts the NOT FEATURED in front of the potato. Thanks for helping in any case. What do you think of the new wiki? Are you going to put up the facebook share tab? Its really a must! :) --ShabiDOO 04:03, 30 January 2013 (UTC)

I'm still not sure what's wrong with the logo template; I'm working on writing a new version of it, along with new javascript. Skizzerz tried writing an extension for the logo that would combine the specified images into one and display them; I'm not sure if he gave up on that or not.

I am definitely going to have the sharing tab going at some point within the next month; it's going to be a new version which will allow us to track which pages are most popular on social sites as a whole, as well as give us a bunch of other metrics. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Jan 31 '13 0:29 (UTC)

So much love. --ShabiDOO 01:05, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

I'm here...

But my magic pixie dust doesn't seem to work any more. --Sn ip py 04:21, 30 January 2013 (UTC)

I moved your file to User:Snippy/common.js, that should fix the problem. The issue is that on W...the site which shall go nameless, the "vector" skin was called "Uncyclopedia", and thus user files for the Uncyclopedia skin were supposed to be located at (User)/uncyclopedia.js and (User)/uncyclopedia.css. Also, (User)/common.js had no meaning. Here, everything is standard MediaWiki, so...should work now. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Jan 31 '13 0:25 (UTC)

Yes it does, thanks! --Sn ip py 04:20, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

Can you help me with a bot?

Do you have time to get on IRC and do it?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:32, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

Winner!

	Uncyclopedian of the Year 2012

Congratulations! You have won the 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Year award! --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:47, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Hooray. With this and $3.99, I can buy myself a bag of Lay's Barbecue Potato Chips. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Feb 5 '13 1:24 (UTC)

Hawt.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 01:28, 5 February 2013 (UTC)

Winner! (2)

You've won Potatochopper of the Year for 2012! Congratulations! I'll make the template tomorrow and bring it here if I can...--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 01:00, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Hooray. With this and $1800, I can buy myself a second-hand Desert Eagle .50 semi-automatic pistol with a high-polish chrome finish. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Feb 5 '13 1:24 (UTC)

Hawt.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 01:28, 5 February 2013 (UTC)

The word you're looking for is asshole

And no offence taken. I agree Sims would make a better admin anyway. Hence my votes went the same way. Nominally Humane! 03:35 02 Feb

I wouldn't say "asshole", which is why I didn't say "asshole". You're more of a bipolar drama queen. There's a difference. Also, I won't be deleting the URL because it intentionally refers to something on another website, not content that was moved to a new site. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Feb 5 '13 1:18 (UTC)

Cool. And I'm sorry you heard “troll”, because I honestly didn't mean “troll”. I was asking as a friend. I'm sorry that you felt attacked - no offence intended at all. (Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.) Nominally Humane! 08:54 07 Feb

Hey PotY

It is your solemn duty as Potatochopper of the Year to craft the awards for yourself and the Writer of the Year. So do it. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:26, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Hmm, do you want something like this, only with "Writer of the Year" on it? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Feb 5 '13 1:22 (UTC)

That's hawt! snifflesniffle.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 01:26, 5 February 2013 (UTC)

You do you. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 06:39, 5 February 2013 (UTC)

I don't know what that means. Slow down on the gin. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Feb 6 '13 3:10 (UTC)

So whats up -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:49, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

I was out sick for a week. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Feb 20 '13 1:50 (UTC)

Parser message

Notice: Array to string conversion in /var/www/mediawiki/core/includes/User.php on line 1522 displayed at the top of the page, behind the logo in top LHS. Nominally Humane! 10:03 04 Feb

On what page? Need to include the page-name, dude. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Feb 5 '13 1:19 (UTC)

(And also context, as in, what were you doing when you saw the error.) ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Feb 5 '13 2:39 (UTC)

It crops up on odd pages. I took a screenshot the other day when I got it on a “conflict error” page that I'll upload later. (Sorry about the rapid fire edits here today. I got a bunch of edit notification emails today when I hadn't had any for a few days. I assumed it was my spam filter catching them tbh, so didn't notify you.) Nominally Humane! 08:57 07 Feb

Definitely kicks in on edit conflicts for me. On User talk:Puppy earlier, when I complained about edit conflicts. Nominally Humane! 05:32 09 Feb

Ok. That's what we're calling a "known issue". It's harmless, I think. We still have verbose error reporting turned on, "just in case" any major errors crop up. This is a "notice", not an error, and I believe it refers to code which may be deprecated, but which hasn't been removed from MediaWiki yet. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Feb 9 '13 22:41 (UTC)

Your block at the other site

I was going to leave a message on Chief's talk page asking him was the duration of the block really necessary. Your blocking him on this site however, has me convinced that I should hold off on this for awhile, until both you and he have a chance to cool off and rethink things. I think blocking you until the novelty of this new site has worn off isn't a bad idea, and in the meantime, I will inform returning users on wikia (the ones who weren't around in January) that there is a new site but not in a way that advertises this new site in ways that wikia has specifically forbidden. Unfortunately, one of those ways that wikia has forbidden is leaving messages on people's talk pages linking directly to the new site. There is still apparently some confusion about whether linking to your userpage (with a link to this site on your userpage) is allowed on wikia or not, and stating that this site apparently doesn't exist (according to wikia) doesn't help you, and sounds dickish, whether it was intended that way or not. Obviously the corporate entity Wikia would rather wikis originating from their wiki farm not fork and leave, but Uncyclopedia did, and everyone who was around Jan 5th knows it. You and I know that most of the users of Uncyclopedia have moved here, but the fact remains that some users did choose to stay on wikia, so describing it as a "move" over there isn't politically correct - once the block is changed, please use the terminology "fork" there rather than "move" - it may seem like a minor thing, but it is the new culture there. I have every confidence that the block there won't be truly forever, and will eventually be changed. Likewise, things are reversed here on this new site - calling this wiki a "fork" on this wiki is frowned upon here, and calling it a "move" is the acceptable term. It takes some getting used to in switching between the two wikis. I'm sorry I haven't been more involved here in helping out with the new site, but I've been working long hours in real-life, plus now I'm an admin over there. I could probably unblock you there but I want to clear it with ChiefJustice first (more so because as 'crat he outranks me) to make sure more drama between you and he (or anyone else on wikia) doesn't occur and that you are willing to follow wikia's rules when you edit over there regarding "advertising" of this new site. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:51, 9 February 2013 (UTC)

If I may make a suggestion (aimed at every other reader than BB). Linking to your user page on enunco from unwicom is fine, as far as I can see. Of course, the term “move” vs “fork” is misleading. The way it shows on Kips page is fine with me. Having a hard redirect page is definitely not on. And in messages to people if you explain that there has been a fork, and details are at W:Uncyclopedia is fine. Given that page is (technically) NPOV, and reflects that both sites are valid, it's suitable and can't be declared as “trolling” or “spam”. Email spam from unwicom is now impossible, but Wikia are against it as you're using their servers to advertise here. Emailing via other methods, or using IRC, twitter, Facebook, et al., is not using Wikia resources for it. Of course I'm unaware if a user who hasn't registered here but is email-confirmed here is able to receive email from here. But the problem then is that you're potentially spamming via email to promote the site - which usually only attracts naive retirees, so probably not the target audience.

As for this block - I'd be happy for any user to spend time at unwicom assuming that the time they spent there supported unwicom. If you edit there for the sole purpose of dickery or spam… well, imagine I spent all my effort here changing links so they went to unwicom. Although my reading of it is the block is not for adding links. I wouldn't have blocked BB for that. The block was more related to the response when he was asked not to. (IMO, it made me look like a non-bi-polar non-drama-queen, but also looked from the other side like a witch hunt. Over-reactions on both sides.)

@BB: You know I'd love you to edit both sites, and I feel the permaban was an over-reaction. Ban may have been warranted, but that was excessive. If you want to come over, when you want to come over, I'd side with Sims in supporting it. (Same as I supported reinstating Frosty's admin status. In fact, I think I suggested it when he asked for rollback privileges back.)

Again, @everyone, we're a community divided. Both houses have a need to support themselves. But both sites need people to work on those sites. If you edit at unwicom for the purposes of unwicom, you're welcome there, in the same way any user from there is welcome here. Just remember UN:R. Especially Rule 4: Dance like a stupid dick. Nominally Humane! 06:07 09 Feb

@Everyone: Do me the favor of not leaving messages on my talk page about other sites named "Uncyclopedia". As far as I am concerned, there are no other sites named "Uncyclopedia". That's my official policy. Thanks. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Feb 9 '13 22:39 (UTC)

So no need to drop them any more messages either BB. A beautiful case of case closed. --ShabiDOO 13:32, 12 February 2013 (UTC)

FACT: There is only one Uncyclopedia. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works

13:56, Feb. 12, 2013

Would renaming my bot require more terminal work?

Or can I have it changed and everything will work without me having to do anything?--Peasewhizz ♥ you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 03:14, 11 February 2013 (UTC)

You would need to run login.py again. Shouldn't be anything other than that. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Feb 12 '13 1:06 (UTC)

Can you rename my bot to User:Slenderman (this account hasn't been active so I'll take it for my bot) and then give me the code and steps real quick on my talk page? He has two signature pages. User:Lil' Pease Jr./sig and User:Lil' Pease Jr./sig2. Thanks.--Peasewhizz ♥ you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 01:35, 12 February 2013 (UTC)

Sure, but before I do, you have to be absolutely certain that's what you want. I'm not gonna change it again. :D

Also, it would probably be easiest if you came on IRC for the rest of the code. You're all but done. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Feb 12 '13 1:50 (UTC)

Eh... I'll be on in about 20 minutes. Okay? yes, thats what i want.--Peasewhizz ♥ you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 01:53, 12 February 2013 (UTC)

Roger. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Feb 12 '13 2:02 (UTC)

Would rimming my bot require more terminal work?

He was just asking? Mr N 02:13, Feb 12

Sorry, never done it, couldn't tell you. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Feb 12 '13 2:52 (UTC)

It was a mission success, plus you are dumb.

\I need to add UnVoyage and UnVoyage talk to the uncyclopedia_family.py and convert it from .txt to .py hehe. Thank Dawg though. SLENDERMAN ^talk (Currently following you) 02:18, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

It was a mission success, plus you are dumb.

I needed to add UnVoyage and UnVoyage talk to the uncyclopedia_family.py and convert it from .txt to .py hehe. Thank Dawg though. Damn stupid code SLENDERMAN ^talk (Currently following you) 02:20, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

You are redundant. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Feb 20 '13 1:50 (UTC)

Two things

Hey. Just thought you should know I cleaned out my watchlist of a load of old stuff about a month ago, but it just gave me watchlist results based upon my old WL. I haven't had a chance to check what my raw watchlist says yet - or repeat the experiment - but I thought I'd flag it with you. There may have been another user database import from the Wikia site, or it may be picking up old information from a server here.

Second thing is an idea - Wikipedia have a site js that adds sandox with the preferences and watchlist links. The idea was to reduce random page generation by newbies in mainspace. For both the parody value and the practical purposes I was thinking of the same concept here. Given you are the main go-to for js purposes, I know you'd be the one who would likely implement that here, although stealing the js from Wikipedia would do that adequately. I thought I'd run the idea past yourself, see what kind of feedback we get, before taking it to a communal vote. Nominally Humane! 04:38 18 Feb 2013

Actually - scratch that first part. It appears I have logged in using an account name that was changed somehow. Funky. Nominally Humane! 04:40 18 Feb 2013

Yes. I am now a split identity. Which means two lots of notifications whenever there is a change to a page on my (abbreviated) watchlist. Curiouser and curiouser. Nominally Humane! 10:04 18 Feb

There was only one user-data import, and that happened when you signed up here.

I will have to take a look at that wikipedia script and see what it does; I will get back to you. I've been out sick for a week, so I need to (1) delete about 500 emails, (2) deal with about 40 bugs, and (3) some other shit. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Feb 20 '13 1:36 (UTC)

No stress. I nagged Lyrithya about my Dissociative Identity Disorder. She assured me that I'm insane. I'm happy now. Nominally Humane! 10:01 20 Feb

talkback

Hello, Bizzeebeever. You have new messages at Mike the Great's talk page.
You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.

Bug 43977 - Grouped edits not patrollable

Might interest you, as I think I recall you having solved this in some fashion as well. Although that could have been something else entirely. I wasn't really paying attention. -— Lyrithya ༆ 23:31, 23 February 2013 (UTC)

I didn't really "solve" it, so much as I made a custom JS that allows you to patrol a group of changes from the RC page (not the diff page). But thanks for the heads up. This is a pretty highly-desired feature. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Feb 26 '13 1:50 (UTC)

Update

Email for this actually showed a summary of reply. (It was exciting to me at least.) Nominally Humane! 07:22 26 Feb

Deliver the USP

I'm going to bed. ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:39 2.28.13

I can't, I lost the instructions you PM'd me for the new template and shit. You'll have to do it, or else it'll get out a little late tomorrow. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Feb 28 '13 3:20 (UTC)

>.< Ok i'll give it to you tomorrow probably ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 03:38 2.28.13

you are a skank

<3 ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:39 3.01.13

And you, sir, are a skunk. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Mar 1 '13 23:41 (UTC)

SPRAY!! ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:42 3.01.13

/me douses Sir Pease in tomato sauce ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Mar 1 '13 23:43 (UTC)

making pikchas

hey, i agree with you on the bladerunner picture. i am on a mac which means i had to download something even to have an equivalent to paint! any freeware/available online type programs you recommends? or is it a case of getting a copy of photoshop off someone in a dark alley? Leverage (talk) 10:10, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

http://www.gimp.org/macintosh/ Nominally Humane! 12:19 02 Mar

Thanks Puppy! and I'm glad to see you contributing here. I hope you took my comment on the other site positively. I think there will always be pricks here and there, it's just a case of trying to be nice yourself, and to ignore anyone who seems to want to make writing silly articles somehow an unpleasant experience! Leverage (talk) 12:23, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, GIMP, for lack of a better word, is good. GIMP is good. There's also Seashore, but I hear it's still in beta phase... or something like that. You might like it better than GIMP-on-Mac because you don't need to install the X11 package in order for it to work. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Mar 5 '13 1:01 (UTC)

Particular Particulars

I'm originally from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The first article that comes to mind as a favorite is Inebriated's The fact that you don't want a poodle. I'm 18 years old, I turn 19 on April 2nd. Politically I veer left like I'm driving drunk. If hip-hop and rap music were classes in high school I would be valedictorian. I sometimes do drugs. My favorite book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Arrested Development and Firefly are the best shows ever. On the site I don't do a hell of a lot besides write articles about 9/11 and related topics. I've goatse'd the main page not once, but twice. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinA Y B CUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 02:46, Thursday 07 March 2013 -

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Are you sure there was "no consensus". Democratically, there were two votes more for than for there were for . Then again, keeping it does cheer me up after ten years of sadness over my butt never coming in. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° Y ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 21:20, Mar. 7, 2013

There were three "keep" votes and five "kill" votes. I'd say that stops just short of consensus. Also, the morons didn't know that the page changes every time you view it. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Mar 8 '13 1:50 (UTC)

Is one of them... Yea. Keep it. Mr N

02:02, Mar 8

WAAAAY ahead of ya. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Mar 8 '13 2:15 (UTC)

...and facing forwards bending over. Mr N

02:38, Mar 8

Yeah! Also, I ate a tremendous burrito last night. Right off this truck...it totally didn't look hygienic at all. You may want to ...oh, dear, you really need to be wearing galoshes right now. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Mar 8 '13 2:41 (UTC)

You have put me off my dinner. What kinda man are you? In addition, do you perhaps happen to know why my .js does not work. At All. ? Mr N

03:15, Mar 8

I am...The Least-Interesting Man in the World. /me grins at the camera

Also, yes. Yes I do. Refresh your cache and it should work now. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Mar 8 '13 3:18 (UTC)

Cash eh? I had no idea that was the nature of the arrangement. However, I feel service has been rendered so I will leave a 20 pound note in your burrito. Stuff has changed now, but it's not working as it should. I realise the problem from now may be my own doing as I actually just remembered removing Java completely from this computer recently... Thanks. Mr N

03:29, Mar 8

MrN: Java is not the same as JavaScript. Not even close. Removing Java from your computer would have no effect. Anything that is broken in your user script is most likely due to it using something called "YUI" which was removed from recent versions of MediaWiki. If you'd like, I might be able to go through it and fix it to use jQuery...although it might be a few weeks before I get to it. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Mar 12 '13 1:03 (UTC)

I actually got a new contract today. As a software engineer. Honestly. Seriously. Maybe I should get up to date with this java nonsense. I'm really starting to show my age. It's cool dude, I would hate to subject you to looking at my code! I will probably just copy someone else's code at some point as mine is probably old and not the best it could be anyway. To be honest I'm finding I can do everything I might want to (with the exception of featuring) without any java. Mr N

21:46. Mar 12. 2013

Why must you go off on a tangent with other users when I bring up a topic? Overlooking the minor butt play, at least you and MrN9000 haven't started 69ing each other yet. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works

16:51, Mar. 8, 2013

We kept it. I'm sorry if you missed out on the butt play. Perhaps you wanted it too much. Mr N

21:53. Mar 12. 2013

Tits and porn.

UnNews needs two fresh templates, one for Column and one for Editorial. I talked with Kip about it and he told me you might be someone to make those. These would be ones that are placed top right instead of bottom of page. You know, traditional magazine/newspaper style. Top left would be better but I think it's best to put it opposite the UnNews logo. See Kip's talk page for a bit more details and contact me if you want to do it and have ideas. I don't have an idea yet but if you want an original drawing for it, I can do that. Anything from rough caricature to a classical-looking portrait. Only, I can do only B/W so you would have to work it further. Yours sincerely, -- Style Guide 17:59, 8 March 2013 (UTC)

OK, one idea for the column template: it could have a slot for the image as well as for text. I for one will use more than one columnist. I think the Editorial template can be fixed since it will always represent the implied Chief Editor of UnNews. -- Style

Guide 19:28, 8 March 2013 (UTC)

Hmm. I will get back to you on this. I'm a bit swamped at the moment, and I don't have Internet at home, so it may take me a while. Sorry for the slowness... ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Mar 12 '13 0:53 (UTC)

No problem at all - we already have some old things we can use, so any time is OK. These will be a visibility/style improvement, nothing major. Style

Guide 07:43, 12 March 2013 (UTC)

Thanks!

I am totally still arround! Yeah that works great, thankyou. Wow did you guys consider the new search engine idear because of me? :D I feel special. Hopefully this is the correct way to reply but if I find other means of doing so I'll use those so don't be allarmed by duplicates.
Thanks very much. --TheNerdKing (talk) 17:48, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

Well, we are also considering it because the base MediaWiki search engine is kinda poopy.

As for responses: some people prefer to keep conversations all in one place, and if it's on their own talkpage, they'll use the {{Talkback}} template on the other person's talkpage. But it's not really standard.

Also you're welcome. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Mar 12 '13 0:51 (UTC)

Biopic and USP delivery and EVERYTHING

I need you deliver the USP, and finish everything (DON'T DELETE THE SALAD bit) and get ZB to do the Ask ZB tomorrow! I'll be at Baseball practice from 6:30 to 7:30 BITCH. SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 21:33 3.12.13

Chill out, home slice. I can take care of the articles bits this week. -RA HB 21:37, 12 March 2013 (UTC)

:D SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 21:39 3.12.13

BIZZEEBEEVER

I... HELLO. — (talk) (contributions) 21:36:18 2013/03/21 UTC

Yessir, hello. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Mar 21 '13 23:57 (UTC)

IRC PLEASE. —

(talk) (contributions) 00:04:00 2013/03/22 UTC

Mobile site

I just went to look at the main page in mobile view. It gave me This homepage needs to be configured. Instructions on how to get this site mobile enabled as the complete text, and the footer, and nothing else. My mobile device defaults to desktop view on this wiki, but there are others who may like to view pages in mobile view. (I have no idea who would - it's freaking ugly view.) I also noticed I'm mentioned in a template on your user page. Given I'm pretty much inactive here ATM until I get better 'net access, that feels… odd. Nominally Humane! 12:09 01 Apr

Oh - and the js to change the font family in the edit box to monospace crashes my ability to edit here on mobile from time to time. Given I'm about the only “regular” who edits via mobile, probably not a big concern. Nominally Humane! 12:11 01 Apr

And one other thing. Hello! Been a while. Nominally Humane! 12:12 01 Apr

Hello!

Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, but I've been sick (again) for the past week.

The fancy edit-box is a "beta" feature, so I'm not surprised that it crashes from time to time. You can turn it off by going to the Editing section under your Preferences and unticking the "Enable enhanced editing toolbar" option under "Beta features". That'll put back the old-style, default box.

I'm not the one who deals with the mobile stuff (or any of the wiki's server-side configurations, really), so I'll bring that up with legotkm or Emufarmers. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Apr 4 '13 23:35 (UTC)

Ah - I has blaming the js that converts to monospace, and neglected to wonder if it was the steroidally superior edit box. I'm not here enough to be a solid guinea pig to test, annoyingly. RL is annoying. Sorry to hear you're sick again. Is the vet talking about putting you down yet? Nominally Humane! 10:28 05 Apr

He used to call me a moron and say that I was so dumb that it takes me two hours to watch 60 Minutes. But then I punched him in the nuts. Now he sings soprano, and he's way nicer. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Apr 12 '13 1:31 (UTC)

Misbehaving bot

Your bot, Cap'n Sock Monkey, has twice edited pages within my userspace. Kindly tell it to fuck off. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 05:33, Wednesday 10 April 2013

It's not misbehaving, it's removing hard links to wikia crap. It's done. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Apr 12 '13 1:30 (UTC)

Hidee-ho

New UnSignpost is ready. Probably gonna start taking over on it now. If your sock monkey could possibly deliver it that would be fantastic. -RA HB 04:10, 8 June 2013 (UTC)

Stupid

Alpha Beta Theta Greeky Geeky

Stupid, random photo. I hope you're happy. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 01:46, 12 June 2013 (UTC)

Sure. I was going to give you a medal, but I figured this would more than suffice. The Woodburninator

Minimal Effort ™ 07:23, 12 June 2013 (UTC)

Were we supposed to be done with this? I wasn't done at all. The Woodburninator

Minimal Effort ™ 14:24, 19 June 2013 (UTC)

Still going? I have not yet even begun.

I can keep this up all day! The Woodburninator

Minimal Effort ™ 00:12, 21 June 2013 (UTC)

Marvel's earliest prototype of what Cyclops should look like. The Woodburninator

Minimal Effort ™ 22:14, 26 June 2013 (UTC)

You in 10 years. Or 10 years ago. Regardless, one of those policemen will be, or has been you. The Woodburninator

Minimal Effort ™ 07:58, 29 June 2013 (UTC)

For battles this personal, I have to bring out one of my own creations! The Woodburninator

Minimal Effort ™ 02:26, 2 July 2013 (UTC)

Hey! I found that picture of your dad you were looking for!!! The Woodburninator

Minimal Effort ™ 03:10, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Wiki server

Hi,

I'm a French sysop. I have just discovered that uncyclopedia have left Wikia. I have been told that you are concerned with the server stuff. How this new wiki server is running? Ftiercel (talk) 10:19, 21 July 2013 (UTC)

Sorry I took ...oh, five months or so to get back to you. In the future, if you would like a quick answer, you might interface with Legoktm, Lyrithya or Emufarmers. I'm just the guy who takes care of email for the new Uncyclomedia, and for the most part, the email server runs itself. I don't have too much to do with the day-to-day running of the wiki server, but from what I understand, things are going swimmingly, with not very many bugs. We've got lots of RAM and storage space. I see Wikia's put up a "content warning" on you guys' site as well. Were you considering leaving Wikia, too? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Aug 16 '13 21:03 (UTC)

No discussion has been started yet. Ftiercel (talk) 13:21, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Ok. Well, if you ever do want to think about considering the idea of possibly maybe perhaps moving, you might mention it to those people I linked to above. Once again, sorry I took so much time getting back to you. :D ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Mon, Aug 19 '13 3:02 (UTC)

HAI

Vote yes! Forum:Forest Fire Week 3.14: Reloaded Bai! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:05, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

nothing.

Hee hee hee. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Somebody (talk • contribs)

Sorry for reverting you. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:57, 25 August 2013 (UTC)

re: FFW

I just found out you're an admin, so I figured I might post this here. MediaWiki:Sitenotice still hasn't been updated for Forest Fire Week, and the page itself UN:FFW is still locked. So no one passing through the site knows FFW is going on, and to add insult to injury it can't go on. Thanks in advance for rectifying this. ｡◕‿◕｡ 16:40, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

Well, but FFW don't start until Friday, right? So there's no need until then, right? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Aug 29 '13 1:51 (UTC)

Yeah, Zombie told me on IRC. ｡◕‿◕｡ 01:54, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

Excellent! Now I can go back to doing what I usually do. Which is (SPOILER ALERT) Nothing At All. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Aug 29 '13 2:14 (UTC)

User:Llwy-ar-lawr

Thank you for reverting the vandalism and blocking the vandal. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:40, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome. It was that ...fellow whose name I have forgotten who alerted me to the vandal. Mega Credenza or whatevs. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Aug 31 '13 5:05 (UTC)

For some reason I wound up on your talkpage.

There might have been a reason. Alternately I may have misclicked somewhere. But if there was a reason, it might have been important. Any idea what it might have been? -— Lyrithya ༆ 16:29, 12 October 2013 (UTC)

My guess is either "vodka" or "rum". And I have neither. Shoo. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Mon, Oct 14 '13 2:18 (UTC)

Well, I have both, so it might have been. Hmm. -— Lyrithya ༆ 04:07, 14 October 2013 (UTC)

But of course you do. Rub it in why don't you. I suppose you would like to tell me all about your new job as combined sleep-demonstrator and grape-eater for Worldwide Conglomerated Hedonist Enterprises, Inc.? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Mon, Oct 14 '13 4:15 (UTC)

A multi-armed goddess rubbing strong spirits into a beaver… so many jokes, so little time. Nominally Humane! 07:55 14 Oct

Yes, why don't you favor us with one or two of them, instead of going all "meta" by mentioning how many there are to make. Meta the last resort of the lazy. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Oct 17 '13 1:26 (UTC)

I'm afraid I only pour sauce on people. I do not rub it in. -— Lyrithya ༆ 20:36, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

The block

Thanks Bizze. I didn't want to be the kind of user who has to ask an admin to give me my yearly (or monthly) fix for being blocked. You are kind and generous. --ShabiDOO 13:44, 14 October 2013 (UTC)

Well, you looked all malnourished and pale, sitting over there in your corner, and I just thought I'd let you know we all Don't Care about you. I know it makes ME feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I think about all the people who Don't Care about ME... ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Oct 17 '13 1:30 (UTC)

And now I just got a real block on the wikia site. Were you behind that too ;-) --ShabiDOO 00:45, 20 October 2013 (UTC)

Real blocks on Wikia are easy to get when you have an admin who likes making them. I wonder if you're supposed to like it? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:01, 20 October 2013 (UTC)

Oh yeah. It actually turns me on. I'm so hot my anus is quivering. --ShabiDOO 03:06, 20 October 2013 (UTC)

"Quivering anuses". That phrase just rolls right off your tongue, doesn't it, Shab. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Oct 20 '13 5:16 (UTC)

Quivering anuses. QUIVERING ANUSES! QUIVERING ANUSES! QUIVERING ANUSES! QUIVERING ANUSES!

QUIVERING ANUSES QUIVERING ANUSES

QUIVERING ANUSES

--ShabiDOO 05:32, 20 October 2013 (UTC)

Now I know what to get you for Christmas, Shabidoo! A free lifetime ban. Not for writing "quivering anuses" over and over again on my talk page, but for using the <big> tag. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Oct 24 '13 2:41 (UTC)

I meant I wonder if you're supposed to like making blocks, not getting them. Are you? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:31, 24 October 2013 (UTC)

There are three admins and five active users...three active users have been blocked in one week. Insanity. No...I don't think someone should take pleasure out of blocking a user...but I think they may take pleasure out of proving how right they are about things...especially if long lectures are involved. The place is totally bonkers. Which is both helarious if you look at it from a distance...and freaky if you're inside. --ShabiDOO 17:09, 24 October 2013 (UTC)

twm

The FOUC is more because of the skin than the actual css - it only works in monobook, and since we don't have any good way at present to declare a skin for a single article, it's changed on a per-page basis with js, and after it's already loaded. (This also means using the css extension for it may not the best idea at this point since it means if folks don't have the right skin they'll see some really bizarre formatting when the css is applied to it.) -— Lyrithya ༆ 17:36, 19 October 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I know; I rewrote the redirect script, remember? I think we should make a skin for monobook and vector (shouldn't be too hard). As for bizarre formatting, the parts of it that I see look ok on Vector. It's just missing the background-images, because mediawiki strips everything out if it detects a url() usage. Even base-64! Why? Because "fuck you", apparently, although I guess one could embed shell-code inside a base-64-encoded image... grrrmble... ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Oct 20 '13 5:16 (UTC)

Perhaps we just need to fix the extension - there's no real reason for it to not accept (reasonably-lengthed) base64 images, as well as uploaded ones from the uploadpath, and apparently it also barfs on comments, sooo... perhaps we can just fix it all!

What if someone's using another skin entirely? -— Lyrithya ༆ 04:37, 24 October 2013 (UTC)

Then they can barf glass and die.

Yeah, we should fix the extension, too. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Oct 24 '13 5:44 (UTC)

This is an email test! Do not revert.

65.102.227.137 01:48, 27 October 2013 (UTC)

Hey, how 'bout that? It worked! 65.102.227.137 01:52, 27 October 2013 (UTC)

This is SPAM test...do not revert

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I am spam, hear me roar

You are a god who walks in human form! Thanks for fixing the pop ups on so many pages, lots of them ones I wrote. I had no idea there was so many of them still not fixed. There is a special place in heaven for people like you, right next to the sex kittens and the sports greats. Thanks again, when I saw what you had done on recent changes that looked to be a lot of work. Aleister 16-11

ps. and fuck, I had forgotten all about The Great Bunny War until I just looked at it because it sounded familiar. That was a fun read, it tis good not to look at portions of your own writing sometimes for a few years. If I remember right it was ~~either~~ a VFD save ~~or something~~ that had no reason to be on VFD - the outline and guts of the page were there to play with by several of us. I'll have to polish it and hoist it up some pole somewhere.

I still have 27 pages to go. :D I've been meaning to fix those pages for ten months, but I didn't know how to search for broken popups until now. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 3:06 (UTC)

Just saw you've done a boatload more, and for fixing ones I put in, thanks a nillion. I haven't used a pop up in a very long time, maybe all year, and should get them going again (but with appropriate code!). Enjoy. On another thing, are you banned on wikia? Spike banned me for two weeks for a nonexistent ban evasion, and I left a note on Romartus' page asking him to investigate but he might not be in, can you go check it out if you're not banned? Thanks. I've never evaded a ban on either uncy, and SPIKE needs to evade putting too much maple syrup on his pancakes. Aleister 16:19 17///11///'13///

I really shouldn't be getting into this right now, but I did check uncyclowikia's block log and recent changes and I have no idea what Spike is on about. I believe you when you say you've never evaded a block - you seem like a good, honest user. Maybe Spike put something funny in his maple syrup; or maybe he's just like that. I've been blocked for block evasion too, and it was slightly more real in my case but still seemed like he just wanted an excuse.

Also, Bizzeebeever is in fact blocked on wikia. I think - it was for six months and I don't think it's expired yet, and I didn't bother checking. Also pretty sure he's not an admin there so he can't do anything about it. I'd do something for you but I'm not an admin either and I don't go on wikia any more. Sorry. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 16:39, 17 November 2013 (UTC)

@Aleister on the first thing: You're welcome; fixing those pages has been on my list since the move, and I've just now gotten enough free time to deal with it. I think I fixed them all, but I'll run another check against the database later.

On the other thing: I just had a look around on Wikia, and I can say without reservation that SPIKE is a pompous, short-tempered tool. I was perm-banned right after the move, so I doubt any words I could put in for you over there would do much good. I will leave a message over here for Simsie, though; I see you've already left one for Romartus. Because banning a longtime user for...what, your signature?... is an epic dick-move. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 16:48 (UTC)

Thanks, but he banned me for two week for ban evasion, which I didn't do (have never evaded a ban). And you've been pretty much permabanned? That's unacceptable...I can see laying you off for a few days to cool off from whatever you did, but all year???? Crasyz stuff. Aleister 16:48 171113

Incidentally, Tim Tebow is out of the NFL. These are wild times. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 17:00 (UTC)

As an oh-by-the-way, what the fuck is this? >> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Image_Review_Part_4b They're really still raising stinks over nudie pics? That is laugh-out-loud sad. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 17:19 (UTC)

It's upsetting seeing a first class uncyclopedian like you Ali be bullied and goaded by an admin for socializing on a commedy wiki. You aren't alone. Four of us have been blocked in the last months and the two other users who havent...have also been talked down to numerous times. But seriously...Ali...you owe me a big sloppy kiss! --ShabiDOO 18:21, 17 November 2013 (UTC)

Exactly (I was answering the post above, from BB, I'll answer Shabidoo next), the censoring of pictures and especially of two photos from abu ghraib prison, that's why I don't want nor deserve or earn a two week ban, I want to get back to save those pictures by writing an unnews which I propose in that censorship forum. An unnews which SPIKE said he'd user-space immediately and then urged that the photos be deep-sixedd. And that's why I love this place here - I can both write it here and be comforted with the fact that this site won't ban historical photographs which exposed the face of war in a way that the western world wasn't aware of until their publication. Aleister 18:22 171113

Shabidoo, thanks for the kind words, and I'll once again leap to the defense of SPIKE, but leap to them like Amy Pohler on rollerskates. Every block should be rescinded, maybe that can be part of some inter-site healing that really should be taking place, imnho. Fuck SPIKE, everytime he's commented on something I've done he's got it either totally wrong or half-assed backwards about my intents. In his mind I totally deserve a two-day ban because he thought I was flouting a sig policy I knew nothing of until he came by, and he must have assumed I knew about it and was dicking him. So, from his point of view, a two day ban was deserved, and that's cool. But this two week one for ban evasion, that's not on me. I've never ban evasid (a new word!?). This has gotten me realizing that people should both honor what SPIKE has accomplished and tell him so, man, he's done so good there! But what maybe should occur is one of the admins who work on both sites ought to review all the bans you speak of and play them into an amnesty for everyone, even that Nazi guy who went nuts here and there and got banned after almost becoming an admin (lol), and try to get SPIKE to take a few days off to relax a little. As for the kiss, ah, I'm saving my kisses for my sweet Maniac1075. Aleister 18:39 seventeeneleventhirteenhike!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Swastika/Splode ain't comin' back here. I'll blow up the server with C4 to prevent that, if I have to. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 18:44 (UTC)

I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GOING TO PUT OUT!– Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

Sheesh, is this a weirdo-convention or my talk-page? Go away, or I'll ban everybody. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 18:47 (UTC)

lol edit conflicts. Amnesty means not everyone is happy. Doesn't mean you can't just ban his Nazi ass the second he earns it, and then party like it's 1939. Aleister boring18:43 on 171113

Splode has had Amnesty so many times that Amnesty International is running out stock. He's a tool and a flouncer. Zana Dark? She's cool. (Kinda.) Splode just ...eh. He's not coming back. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 18:52 (UTC)

Mimo...could you please sign all of my posts from now on?– Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

Sure, if he's not busy. You're not too busy are you, Mimo? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 18:55 (UTC)

Shhhh, Mimo's doing his homework. And I think the aimsplode problem is solved anyway, he's tried to erase his identity hasn't he? No, it'd be cool to unban everyone everywhere, even from six or seven years ago, just do a fucking amnesty and publicize it in the media. Wait, I'm nuts, of course we can't unban IP's and one-time spammers, it'd have to be limited to people who are somehow identified as long time or quality users, although the bar shouldn't be set too high or we can't reach the drinks. Just thinking out loud here. Aleister 19:01 171113

Who thinks Aleister is smoking as much crack as the mayor of toronto?– Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

Shabidoo does. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 19:11 (UTC)

Aleister seems sane enough to me. I can't recall what happened with the mayor of Toronto. Finally, even if we unblock everyone everywhere I suspect any attempt at getting an amnesty thingie between Wikia and Enuncyco will fail miserably thanks to you know who. I planned to start a discussion over there once about having some kind of relations between the sites, but eventually decided with spike running the place that it would never work because he seems to hate everyone who edits here. I also lost my temper. Didn't do anyone any good, that. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:46, 17 November 2013 (UTC)

SPIKE is mean because wiki-trolls killed his mother in front of him and made him watch. He is retaliating against the world. Now stop talking about SPIKE on my talk-page or I will hand out free bans, and then you'll all be able to go to his talk-page and bitch about me. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 19:53 (UTC)

Is there a bigger douche bag than that dirty used sack of feminine hygene wash than that Busy Beaver poser? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

See, was that so much to ask? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 20:09 (UTC)

I agree we should stop talking about Spike. It doesn't get us anywhere. I think we should all leave wikia and spike alone and concentrate on making this place better. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:17, 17 November 2013 (UTC)

37.115.207.134

One year just for "sucking dicks"? I mean, c'mon, we've all done it at some point in our lives! Seriously though, one year is too much for an IP which might later belong to some other guy who won't be able to contrubute to Uncyclopedia. Two weeks would be fine. After all, all he did was replace a page with some russian staff, I think. Not a big deal! --Mimo &maxus 17:47, 17 November 2013 (UTC)

He's a spambot randomly adding crap in userspace. Run his text through google-translate, like I did. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 18:04 (UTC)

Don't spambots change their IP adress? --Mimo &maxus 18:06, 17 November 2013 (UTC)

Whatismyipaddress.com says "Suspected network sharing device - Recently reported forum spam source. (630)". It's either an open proxy or a compromised computer. I doubt anybody'll be doing legitimate edits from there any time soon. We've had a whole nest of those things lately. Open wikis are like flypaper for them. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sun, Nov 17 '13 18:09 (UTC)

I usually give spam ips one year (and no I don't always give real reasons for blocking spambots, either - gets a bit boring). Some people do indef but that's too long because it changes. If you want to be sure the block is ok at any one time you can look it up like bizzeebeever said. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:36, 17 November 2013 (UTC)

Since when do you block spam IPs? o_O --Mimo &maxus 19:54, 17 November 2013 (UTC)

I have admin rights on a few other Uncyclopedias. I am sorry if I confused you. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:25, 17 November 2013 (UTC)

Too late! My brain already caught fire! --Mimo &maxus 20:28, 17 November 2013 (UTC)

QVFD

"Hi ! We are famous superhero duet Batman & Robin and we support bringing back the QVFD gadget!"

Seriously now, please do fix the QVFD gadget. The number of crap pages created every day is well above average and the existence of such tool would be very helpful. Now, you can take your time with it DO IT NOW! or even deny my request but don't forget the possibility of having people actually love you after you get it fixed! Free of payment! ...Okay, I may have overstated things a little but you get the idea. Will you do it? Pleeeease? --Mimo &maxus 20:21, 20 November 2013 (UTC)

I was actually working on it as you posted this. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Nov 20 '13 20:54 (UTC)

You handsome man. --Mimo &maxus 21:01, 20 November 2013 (UTC)

You gorgeous girl. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Nov 20 '13 21:06 (UTC)

Compliments won't get you anywhere. --Mimo &maxus 21:14, 20 November 2013 (UTC)

Yes, but they make me feel better for mocking people behind their backs. And for breaking into their apartments and putting their toothbrushes in the toilet while they're away. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Nov 20 '13 21:16 (UTC)

I've got no back and I live in a carton box. Does that mean I don't belong in your Social Enviroment? --Mimo &maxus 21:23, 20 November 2013 (UTC)

I think the question here isn't about my social environment. I think the question is how a flounder got access to the Internet. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Nov 20 '13 21:27 (UTC)

I guess you're just pretty skilled. --Mimo &maxus 21:33, 20 November 2013 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure I'm not a flounder. Last I checked, anyway. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Wed, Nov 20 '13 21:39 (UTC)

Twanks

Thanks! for the surprise MLK cowbone nom, at least this cow won't be forgotten. Moooooooooooooo! Aleister 11:48 21/11/13

Baaaaa. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 21 '13 18:34 (UTC)

Special:New Pages

Why would you delete this? MagicBus 21:30, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

I wouldn't, chuh, dur. I'm testing a new QVFD script, and it malfunctioned. That's why we test things. (Also, it is a crummy hack. I should be in some other field.) ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 21 '13 21:32 (UTC)

You can't delete it anyway. You can revision-delete log entries, but that's the closest you can come to deleting a special page. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:47, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

I could go into the MediaWiki core and rip out SpecialNewpages.php, just to fuck with you guys. But that would get me into a whole lot of trouble. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 21 '13 21:52 (UTC)

I don't think you can do that since you're not a sysadmin any more. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:03, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

Sysadmins can't do that. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 21 '13 22:05 (UTC)

Can't do what? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:19, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

Edit server-side stuff. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 21 '13 22:25 (UTC)

I thought that's what the sysadmin right was for. So you have to be something even more special then? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:35, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

I came here for a reason…

…but I can't remember what it was. I do remember some things. I wonder if I have semizheimers? Nominally Humane! 07:05 23 Nov

How old are you, again? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Nov 23 '13 8:04 (UTC)

I don't remember. Nominally Humane! 09:32 23 Nov

I think it's much more likely you have either Weizenheimer's or Beerzheimer's. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Sat, Nov 23 '13 19:53 (UTC)

When did you become an admin?

Did this happen recently, or have I just been out of the loop too long? User:Matthlock/sig2 04:32, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

It happened during the move. And then there was a vote thing. And then I lost my Internet. And then ten months later I found it. And stuff. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 28 '13 5:01 (UTC)

Oh so you've actually been here a while. My life's just been dragging on, and I've been putting this website behind me and seldom visiting it these days. User:Matthlock/sig2 05:07, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

I wish I had a life. They sound interesting. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 28 '13 5:19 (UTC)

I'm 18 and going to graduate this year, so life's kind of up ahead on the road. User:Matthlock/sig2 05:20, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

I'm 33 and I never graduated from anything. And then I found Uncyclopedia and I realized everything was going to be all right! ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 28 '13 5:39 (UTC)

Just remember this. User:Matthlock/sig2 05:43, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

Yes. Yes. Always remember that things could be worse. I could be nailed onto a cross by my hands. Thank you. How silly I've been. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 28 '13 6:04 (UTC)

True true. Plus, you're living in America, where you could be fat and have absolutely no talent and people will still love you. User:Matthlock/sig2 06:16, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

If I'm skinny and I have mediocre talent, will they elect me King? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 28 '13 7:44 (UTC)

Maybe. Or at least you'll be runner up. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:29, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

On the Island of Vanuatu...you can be nailed to a cross and then drown from the rising sea level instead of transfixing. It's like two scores for the price of one. And you get to become an admin afterwards!!! --ShabiDOO 19:43, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

Well, Vanuatu is better than the island of Nauru, the festering shit hole it is. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:17, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

Dude don't even say Nauru in a place like this. Do you want to have your cake and eat it too on a boiling evening on a Jamaican corn farm!?!?!?!? --ShabiDOO 20:46, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know. Can you repeat the question? User:Matthlock/sig2 21:00, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

Dude don't even say Nauru in a place like this. Do you want to have your cake and eat it too on a boiling evening on a Jamaican corn farm!?!?!?!? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 28 '13 23:28 (UTC)

Dude don't even say Nauru in a place like this. Do you want to have your cake and eat it too on a boiling evening on a Jamaican corn farm!?!?!?!? --ShabiDOO 23:31, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

Dude don't even say Nauru in a place like this. Do you want to have your cake and eat it too on a boiling evening on a Jamaican corn farm!?!?!?!? ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Nov 28 '13 23:33 (UTC)

*scratches head* Okay, just one more time. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:34, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

"Penis." ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Nov 29 '13 0:32 (UTC)

Frosty Fucks Cars. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:43, 29 November 2013 (UTC)

CAR FUCKER! --ShabiDOO 00:55, 29 November 2013 (UTC)

Totally. Only in Australia can you sodomize cars and not go to jail for it. User:Matthlock/sig2 01:03, 29 November 2013 (UTC)

True. As you're only 18 I'll share some hard won wisdom: Wait until the muffler cools down. Nominally Humane! 02:30 30 Nov

You autophiles! Cars are innocent! --ShabiDOO 01:17, 1 December 2013 (UTC)

I'm not an autophile yet. I have to drive some more in my life before I make a decision. User:Matthlock/sig2 15:16, 2 December 2013 (UTC)

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