User talk:Puppy
Collab[edit source]
I've seen your work with Twitter. You'd be the perfect partner to do User:Sir Peasewhizz/Facebook with me. I'll end up calling the final product Facebook.com but I really need your help. It will make fun of Facebook and have the viewer "logged on to FB" and seeing stupid posts from "Just girly things" and gay marriages and making dick comments. I wanted to include a photo with "8+8x0= like for zero comment for 8" and the viewing getting pissed off at the people thinking its zero. But I suck at template work that sophisticated. Please?-- 20:44 3.01.13
- Well, there is UnTunes:Social Networking the wind as one of my older ones. It's well out of date though. Nominally Humane! 09:16 01 Mar
- Pretty much. lol. So are you up for it? 21:21 3.01.13
- Sure. I'll just have to tie off one of my other projects first. I'll start building a frame tomorrow. Nominally Humane! 09:25 01 Mar
- Er, did you check the templates out that I made for it? I think they need more work in there. I wanna keep the top though. 21:29 3.01.13
- Not bad. We can turn that search bar into a real search bar fairly easily. Need to tweak the positioning of elements. Having said all that there was User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia_Reskin_Committee/Defacebook created as a reskin of main page a wile ago as well. There is no reason why we can't call the new one Facebook, and move the old one to Facbebook.com. (The lower case first letter won't work with MediaWiki.) Of course, if I were to do that people would argue because… well… it's my magical personality. I also had a “screenshot” of early Facebook that was included on Monitor as well. Which is useless for our purposes, but you may appreciate it. Nominally Humane! 09:59 01 Mar
- Exactly what I was originally desiring! Thankies! And, yeah, I saw that Defacebook thing. Very well done by him. 22:07 3.01.13
- Not bad. We can turn that search bar into a real search bar fairly easily. Need to tweak the positioning of elements. Having said all that there was User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia_Reskin_Committee/Defacebook created as a reskin of main page a wile ago as well. There is no reason why we can't call the new one Facebook, and move the old one to Facbebook.com. (The lower case first letter won't work with MediaWiki.) Of course, if I were to do that people would argue because… well… it's my magical personality. I also had a “screenshot” of early Facebook that was included on Monitor as well. Which is useless for our purposes, but you may appreciate it. Nominally Humane! 09:59 01 Mar
- Er, did you check the templates out that I made for it? I think they need more work in there. I wanna keep the top though. 21:29 3.01.13
- Sure. I'll just have to tie off one of my other projects first. I'll start building a frame tomorrow. Nominally Humane! 09:25 01 Mar
- Pretty much. lol. So are you up for it? 21:21 3.01.13
Happy Monkey Topic[edit source]
Your topic for the contest is Kalevala (myth) . You have 36 hours to write the article (until Friday 03.00 UTC/Thursday 9pm EST). If you want to make it unbook, unreview etc. you can very slightly alter the title. Remember the judging is on creativity and originality more than anything else. Have fun. In the mean time Happy Monkey is leaving various surprises all over your house. --ShabiDOO 14:52, 20 March 2013 (UTC)
- Bollocks and dagnabbit! I'm going to have to bow out before I begin due to work constraints. Nominally Humane! 10:51 20 Mar
Yo[edit source]
Option 2. I would rather leave it for now. MagicBus 23:38, 24 September 2013 (UTC)
Forum:New VFS[edit source]
I thought you might be interested. I don't know how one goes about picking users to notify of this kind of thing, but you'd expressed some interest in restarting vfs and nominating me so here you go. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:39, 21 November 2013 (UTC)
Come to pet the puppy[edit source]
Thanks for the nom for uncy of the year, I am flabberguested. The last time I was nommed for anything was when the local sheriff nommed me for the drunk tank. Not true but might just be true. And I come to you as well to request a photoshop, which I have the skill of a chipmunk at. At my vote to make Mark Twain equal to Oscar Wilde and Sophia here Zombiebaron said just to do it, to add more Twain. Do you think you can work up a beau-ti-ful chop of all three of them standing together, with maybe Oscar and Mark's arms around the shoulders of Sophia Loren, and make it the best thing uncy has seen since it emerged from the womb? You could do it to perfection, and if you got your code-on you could probably make them move around, grab at Sophia's breast, and speak some of their best faux lines while Sophia smiles and nods. (In 3-D) Aleister 22:12 5-1-14
User:Puppy/sig3[edit source]
I like the spork. I'm afraid there are some places where you've used that sig without the date parameter set, for example Uncyclopedia talk:Ban Patrol. Would you mind changing it from {{{1}}} to {{{1|}}}? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:40, 7 January 2014 (UTC)
- Odd. It's automagically adding the date parameter in my sig preferences. Change is worth doing though. Nominally Humane! 04:46 07 Jan
Congratulations[edit source]
Congrats on winning RadicalX of the Year for your past achievements. This is like a lifetime award, and is well deserved and long-past due. Yay! Aleister 15:58 2-1-14
- It didn't happen though. I'm sorry but it didn't. So no. Maybe some other time. 99.240.218.250 20:35, 1 February 2014 (UTC)
- It was a fiercely run competition, and it was an honour just to be nominated with so many deserving nominees. Nominally Humane! 10:55 01 Feb
- You stood out from all the rest of the nominees, and took it in a landslide. The nomination was opened on January 1, you were nommed on January 7, and the page was open all month - just like in the past years. And it's not as if you are that Nazi guy or someone and were nommed as a joke, you are the master of the gif, the keeper of the chop flame, the man who made people drop their mouths open in awe at numerous coding accomplishments, and you could have won this award years ago. Everyone who posted on the page or didn't post on the page was able to nominate others if they didn't think you deserved it. So Yay, and may the Australian flag wave tall and blue or something. Aleister 1:35 2-2-14
- What rest of the nominees? 99.240.218.250 03:46, 2 February 2014 (UTC)
- You stood out from all the rest of the nominees, and took it in a landslide. The nomination was opened on January 1, you were nommed on January 7, and the page was open all month - just like in the past years. And it's not as if you are that Nazi guy or someone and were nommed as a joke, you are the master of the gif, the keeper of the chop flame, the man who made people drop their mouths open in awe at numerous coding accomplishments, and you could have won this award years ago. Everyone who posted on the page or didn't post on the page was able to nominate others if they didn't think you deserved it. So Yay, and may the Australian flag wave tall and blue or something. Aleister 1:35 2-2-14
- It was a fiercely run competition, and it was an honour just to be nominated with so many deserving nominees. Nominally Humane! 10:55 01 Feb
User:Puppy/uncyclopedia.js[edit source]
I don't think that's going to do anything. From what I've heard pages of the form 'uncyclopedia.something' are a wikia sort of thing.
Also, what the heck is this about? Should it be deleted? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:05, 9 Feb 2014
- Old habits die hard. As for the other thing - never seen it before. Nominally Humane! 09:26 09 Feb
- And I just noticed there's something about 'furry' in User:Puppy/common.js - should that be 'puppy'? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:32, 9 Feb 2014
- Nope. Playing with the js Anton brought over. It probably should read as Anton199 tbh, but testing js changes on an iPhone is a pain as you can't easily refresh stuff. Relates back to the conversation on RAHB's page. Of course, I assume Anton has tested it himself, but I'm not sure. Nominally Humane! 09:39 09 Feb
- Update at RAHB's. Nominally Humane! 10:02 09 Feb
- Nope. Playing with the js Anton brought over. It probably should read as Anton199 tbh, but testing js changes on an iPhone is a pain as you can't easily refresh stuff. Relates back to the conversation on RAHB's page. Of course, I assume Anton has tested it himself, but I'm not sure. Nominally Humane! 09:39 09 Feb
- And I just noticed there's something about 'furry' in User:Puppy/common.js - should that be 'puppy'? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:32, 9 Feb 2014
From User talk:Puppy/[edit source]
WELCOME TO LIFE --XReaper (talk) 08:53, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
- what the heck is this? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:50, 3 Feb 2014
- Thanks for the acknowledgement. Have no idea what it was for. Nominally Humane! 09:26 09 Feb
Thing[edit source]
Thought you'd like to know. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:49, 25 Mar 2014
re. {{RL-seealso}}[edit source]
You mentioned the possibility of a see also section that contained only redlinks - well it seems the article Jebus has just such a section, and I've run across another one but can't think what it is. So there you go, you were right to consider that. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:37, 26 Mar 2014
- Separately, this is funny and should be in mainspace. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:35, 26 Mar 2014
- I still can't think of a way to have the section head (easily) hide if the links are all redlinks.
- As for the other - not mine. It was a VFD that I thought had potential to survive, so I stole it. Never got round to polishing it though. Nominally Humane! 11:53 26 Mar
- I suppose you'd have a bunch of nested ifexists, though that sounds a bit awkward.
- Does it need polishing? It looks pretty good, aside from the misspellings and apparently deprecated tags. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:07, 27 Mar 2014
History of the world[edit source]
I'm not interested in edit warring and it seems a pretty insignificant change so I won't revert it again, but what I meant (and what I partially explained in my edit summary) was that Feetsured is Hotadmin4u69's bot. I can't blame you and Simsie for not knowing that, since it hasn't been made clear on-wiki anywhere - maybe the bot should have a userpage saying what it is. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:08, 22 Apr 2014
- Definitely needs a user page. I had no issues with the edits it made - the "UK spelling" thing is really just my own personal joke, as I get annoyed by people changing my spelling to US spelling without considering what it does to the idioms within an article. Not important on this case, but once had an article on a UK topic changed completely to US spelling by a new user, which to my pedantry looked completely wrong. Thanks for picking up on the psycho/sis thing. I was actually wanting to link to an article on the movie Psycho, so that was first draft as
[[Psycho (movie)|psychosis]], which obviously redlinked, and I never got round to changing it properly. Nominally Humane! 06:46 22 Apr
Apparently...[edit source]
You are not banned at the moment. What's going on? I can't even see your socks anywhere on the floor. Are you actually seriously not on Unyc at the moment? Wow. JFC 03:54. May 22
- I kick around here and on Wikia on the odd occasion, but IRL I'm doing 50+ hours a week. So I'm far too fucking exhausted to do more than scratch myself. Too buggered to even sign in goodly. 103.1.240.1 05:25, 22 May 2014 (UTC)
- Ah. Cool. Well, that leaves you maybe 108 hours a week free JFC 05:29. May 22
- Taking out my trolling Dannii Minogue time, that only leaves me 12.5 hours. Love the name change, btw. 103.1.240.1 10:12, 22 May 2014 (UTC)
- Ah. Cool. Well, that leaves you maybe 108 hours a week free JFC 05:29. May 22
Hope you still read/have time to read this.[edit source]
I feel I should say that when I noticed you when I was marginally active a couple years ago trying to save Grueslayer, I always thought you were a rather smart guy. I'm a bit sad I never really got to work with you on any Uncyclopedia games, or Grueslayer for that matter even if it wasn't really that good. I wrote a retrospective on it and a couple other things you might be interested in reading, too. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 
06:16, 19 August 2014 (UTC)
- I'm rarely here any more. I tend to spend more time IRL than I used to, and my online time tends to be spent more at either the Wikia site, or at Pornhub. Often at the same time. I won't promise to read that article, because despite best intentions I am unlikely to get there. I might suffer from intention deficit disorder. Nominally Humane! 12:16 22 Aug
Help me?[edit source]
Didn't you code for Twitter? If so, can you help me code for User:Sir Peasewhizz/Ask.fm at all? 
ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:20 10.15.14
Re-feature queue[edit source]
If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --
18:30, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
I respect that you're a busy man,[edit source]
but my retrospective isn't that long, I don't think. I'm not going to pressure you into reading it, even though I'd really appreciate any of your thoughts about what I discuss, I'm just mentioning. For what it's worth, I continue to find this insightful and amusing:
“This game is on my list of Games to rewrite almost totally as it's predominantly an unfunny and annoyingly bad Zork clone, but the size actually meant that each time I've looked at it I've baulked. I'd prefer to scrap it instead.”
I wish you well in whatever you're doing now, at any rate.
--Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:33, 9 December 2014 (UTC)
Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]
Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:45, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Seasons Greetings!
It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please) – 
(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:01, 13 December 2021
Deleting Wikifauna[edit source]
Hello, I wish to delete WikiFauna so I blanked it because I wanted to delete it but it did not work and I am not an admin please help.--A7777777777 (talk) 15:31, 4 March 2022 (UTC)
- I did it for you. If you need help in the future, let me or another one of the active admins know. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 16:31, 4 March 2022 (UTC)
- Or use UN:VFD. Just don’t wake me. Nominally Humane! 08:34 04 Mar Okay thanks for helping me I hope you are all okay kind regards--A7777777777 (talk) 14:07, 7 March 2022 (UTC)
If it's any consultation[edit source]
Political correctness is still standing at the Spoon (as we don't huff Featured fucking Articles) OnePunch 
11:48, 23-Dec-22
- Two of my articles were deleted on the spoon. What do you expect with a miserable, spiteful ogre in charge? ShabiDOO 20:14, 7 January 2024 (UTC)
- If you refer to The things your family doesn't know and UnBooks:Guns don't kill people ... people kill themselves, I will link you the VFD nominations for them: [1] and [2]. The first of which, the "spiteful ogre" didn't start and on the second, he even defended the Fork when others called your VFH's our VFD articles. Then again, they were already featured, which I only just found out when you said he deleted those two and I didn't join the site until 2021. That being said, however, Political correctness was restored here. OnePunch
06:53, 8-Jan-24
- Pff. The orgre started one of the god damn VFD of a god damned featured article, and voted FOR the deletion of the other (despite "defending" the fork at some point). This was spiteful. It was revisionist. Its the kind of shit and atmosphere he helped create. VFDing featured articles is fucking messed up and representative of the toxicity abound on that site during the time. ShabiDOO 09:32, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
- If you refer to The things your family doesn't know and UnBooks:Guns don't kill people ... people kill themselves, I will link you the VFD nominations for them: [1] and [2]. The first of which, the "spiteful ogre" didn't start and on the second, he even defended the Fork when others called your VFH's our VFD articles. Then again, they were already featured, which I only just found out when you said he deleted those two and I didn't join the site until 2021. That being said, however, Political correctness was restored here. OnePunch