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- Goodbye Facebook screen Social Networking the Wind
(Part of Elton John's ever-changing Candle in the Wind series) 10 minutes ago
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- Goodbye face book screen
- Though I rarely used you at all,
- You had a way about yourself
- That tore my time apart
- Crawl out of the homework
- It seemed like such a chore
- To find more friend requests
- And update Mafia Wars.
- Chorus:
- And it seemed to me I waste my time
- Tagging photos that I’m in
- Reading random status updates
- Early 3 am
- Seeing photos of events
- That night before
- Your downloads ran out long ago
- You're capped you face book whore.
- Reality was tough
- The toughest status to face
- They created a universe
- And I was in inter space
- Even when you crashed
- Oh, the posts still pounded you
- All that people had to say
- Is "MySpace is looking good"
- Second chorus
- And it seemed to me that I waste my life
- Social networking the wind
- Counting sheep down in Farmville
- Early 3 am
- And chatting to cyber friends
- I've never met before
- Your novelty wore out long ago
- You're capped you face book whore.
- Goodbye face book screen
- Though I rarely used you at all,
- You had a way about yourself
- That tore my time apart
- Goodbye face book screen
- My torrent's are going slow
- My downloads are essential
- And you're just a facebook ho.
- Repeat chorus until screen saver kicks in.
- 36 years ago from Muzak FM . Comment . Like
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