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... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
...that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
... that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
... that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand?
... that it takes a man about thirty-four months to cross the Atlantic ocean on a turtle?

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BREAKING: NEW POPE ALERT!!! (Pictured)
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Phil Collins comes out of retirement after wank
PBS and NPR to lose funding
Spain and Portugal experience a country-wide blackout
Sportswriter Leon Sandcastle gives his two cents on NFL draftee Shedeur Sanders's draft slide
Trump believes that 200 countries negotiated trade deals with him
Man delivers profound philosophical speech about elephants during his sojourn at the zoo
Upcoming South Park season will be Canadian
World shocked as Pope Francis kicks bucket (This is not a drill!)
- Chris Rock will succeed him in new comedy Head of Church
Trump Administration prepares to deport everybody except Native Americans
New Easter Bunny is a fascist

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It is said by ancient Vedic scholars that the world is suspended on the molars of two hungry, hungry hippos, locked in permanent battle.

May 10: Step-Mothers-in-Law Day

1497 - Amerigo Vespucci invents the trendy Vespa scooter, rides it across the Atlantic in search of idyllic cobblestone streets to glide across.
1979 - The tiny Federated States of Micronesia is accidentally squashed by a hippo. (Pictured)
1985 - Live Aid Concerts announced, starving Africans rejoice knowing that in twenty years time poverty will be eradicated.
2004 - Cheap Christmas trees on sale spotted in IKEA.
2006 - "National Step-Mothers-in-Law Day in the USA" organised by The Association for Most Ignored Relatives, founders of "National Younger Half-Brother Day", and "National Grandpa's-26-Year-Old-Girlfriend Day."
2006 - Africa on a diet, pop stars have saved the world!
2016 - Pokémon Sun and Moon comes out for the 3DS. Buy that shit nigga.
2037 - Young MC turns 70, the irony threatens Earth's existence.

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