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Garlic bread adventure!

You feel an emptiness inside you, a deep pit in your soul that nothing man-made can fill. How many years has it been since you felt her hair running through your fingers?

None of that matters. The only thing that makes you happy now is garlic bread. You know it’s bad for your health, and you know it smells like the underpants of a sweaty Gondola rower, but you can’t help yourself.

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  • ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
  • ... that Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is the world's most intelligent and fastest-growing religion?
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  • ... that nobody asked?
  • ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
  • ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
  

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