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Super duper rockin carpet sweetness fes hairy zero cool gangstaish

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Super Crack Dealers Melee

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Tangxia Town

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Church of the Octopus

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  • Delete - The author of this article is pissing me off. I ugly tag the article, then he/she just removes it. This either needs a rewrite or deletion. I'd obviously prefer the latter. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:04, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • "...is a recently found religion". Founded. Anyway, delete. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:18, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:32, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • blatant vanityshite --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:01, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
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Oz

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  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:04, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. - "Toto, I don't think we're on Uncyclopedia anymore." Rogpyvbc 07:14, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:30, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • another day, another 2005cruft article --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 14:59, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
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Phenomena

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  • MUPPETS!!!!! Keep. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:30, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I had the mana-mana song stuck in my head for four years. Four years! It eventually sped up and distorted enough that it became background noise. This should stay. The song in my head, however, should go. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:41, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:04, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete as quickly as humanly possible. --THINKER 07:05, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rogpyvbc 07:14, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:27, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • manamana is not phenomena, therefore it has no place here --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 14:58, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
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UnNews:U.S. Democrat U.S. Congress States Date of Surrender of U.S. to Terrorists

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  1. Meh, ICUed anyway. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:54, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
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  1. Send this one to the bottom of the well. Its REALLY short and has no images, citation to real news or anything funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Happy Weasel (talk • contribs)
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Dubai American scientific school

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Ann Coulter

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  • keep & fixup - written in the style of what it's about --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:34, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Sure, it's a mess. But so is Ann Coulter. Buh dum-dum --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:37, 26 April 2007 (UTC) (/me exits stage right)
  • The article is not particularity impressive, but should be kept. General Tso's Chicken 03:05, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • KEEP- ICU is preferable to VFD. This article is needed though it is disorganized. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Happy Weasel (talk • contribs) dif
  • Keep, though it's a little too close to the original for my liking. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 13:00, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • --~ Tophatsig.png 02:16, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • KEEP WTF? Can't these fascist bully-girls take a joke? Jesus! --Curious Larry 22:54, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • Huff and re-start. Painful. It looks like a list of dirty fantasies of Rage Against The Machine fanboys about a relatively pretty uber-conservative republican woman. -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:28, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
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Bowling With Columbus

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Rounders

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Liam Neeson

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Free as in Beer

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  • Merged with Free. Hey guys, I'm back! It looks like some people are getting too carried away with thinking of the next delightful insult to actually put down any reasons here! (Being written in 2005 is not, by itself, a reason.) This one's okay, the other (sort of copied) one is crap. We should have more talk of merging things when the only thing wrong is length, eh? --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:02, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 06:09, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Free as in speech

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Pumpkin

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Eh-You_Betcha_Air

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Smear websites

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  • Keep. Gives examples of smear web sites and makes fun of them. Does not use bias, but makes fun of political stereotypes. Plus it is a stub, and needs ICU not VFD. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:20, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • keep. Happy Weasel 12:57, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • ICU is not allowed for articles this old. Famine left an edit summary with "...I debate deleting this unfunny and unoriginal page too." --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:34, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
That just means it was nominated for VFD before, and it was voted to be kept. Otherwise it would have been deleted. Nominating it for VFD twice is double jeopardy. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:17, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • 30 day stay of execution. -- The Zombiebaron 06:05, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Clay Aiken

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Cow-orker

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  • Weakly Keepins Another article that could be funny if someone would adopt.. --THINKER 03:40, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep. Not a bad stub. Definitely has potential. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 08:53, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Moo, er, I mean weak keep. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 18:35, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Why are people putting stubs on VFD when ICU is needed instead? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:22, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Because it's more than a week old. Much more than a week old. I've gotten into enough trouble before for ICUing old pages. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:20, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
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Superman hypothesis

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An assortment of speakers from every nation and religious background

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  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:14, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete The idea has potential, but the writer doesn't. --Videshi 04:25, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • oh listcruft you're so dumb, you're so dumb that you fuck your mum, hey listcruft! --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:50, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete unfunny drivel, substitutes bias for humour, too long, repetitive. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:11, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • Edited the two last quotes. Maybe the intro also needs reworking. An image is also in need to make this look less like a chain mail. -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:31, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
    Plus two pics and a different finish by Strange But Untrue. Go take a look. -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:58, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
    I added a pic/caption. I have no idea if it makes any sense as I just woke up and I bashed my head on the endtable. Also, there's a little blood coming out of my ears. I'm pretty sure that's a good sign. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:15, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
    Hmm... When an admin removes this entry... VFH? -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:25, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept, voting closed. -- The Zombiebaron 05:57, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Beastiality

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  • Happy Weasel 12:58, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • not as bad as you think --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:48, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
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Glace Bay Penitentiary and Glace bay penitentiary (redirect)

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Deleted it seems. —Braydie 17:48, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Napier_the_Shithole

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  • It's just not funny. I can't find any good jokes in the entire article. The guy can barely speak english for christ's sakes! --Jake4d1 16:23, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
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Brian Becker

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The Glace Bay one is inactive, to be exact. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • this cannot be vfd'd as it is under a week old. let the icu sort things out --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 16:11, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

June 12

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  • Delete Short, full of French surrender jokes. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:40, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Rogpyvbc 07:47, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete: Why, yes, the French surrendered in a war a while back. How very apt of you to bring up the only thing you remember from your high school world history class! Now, come up with a new joke next time. Or at least a good one. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 08:05, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Welcome to 2005cruftopedia, the crappy encyclopedia that anyone can shit on. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:53, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
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10s

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Sir Tom

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IBook

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  • Delete Short, badly written fightcruft. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:21, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • iDelete. or uDelete. Just someone please delete it.Rogpyvbc 08:27, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • verdict: 2005cruft --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:58, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:40, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
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Roses

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  • Extremely random. None of the prose is about the subject. Blarch --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:19, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Before the roses comes and gets us. Rogpyvbc 08:25, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • 2005cruft, the tribe has spoken --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 12:56, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • My god, this is soooooooo bad!!! Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:39, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
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Virginia Tech is racist against Koreans

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  • See comment. --THINKER 02:45, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - not funny. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:47, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Its just not funny and it makes fun of a very serious issue in a poor way. -Vcelloho 02:59, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Just not funny. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:00, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - It's still fresh in people's minds, let's wait a while, shall we?--Nightmare975 03:18, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Bye-bye. --EMC [TALK] 03:16, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Like so much 'shock humour', it's not shocking at all, just sad and predictable. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:20, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Tasteless victim-blaming. On a touchy subject, allegations of racism are not needed. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:00, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • It might be useless to note, but I'm noming this for 3 reasons, none of which involve offense over the subject matter: 1. Its rambling and unfunny, muddles up its own punchline, and is a generally poor satire 2. Its short. 3. The picture isn't funny. See this to refresh yourself on everyone's opinion of the issue so this doesn't have to get like that one, then disregard and copy it's bickering. --THINKER 02:45, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Deleted. Spang talk 04:07, 24 Apr 2007

Timbits

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Right eye left eye debates

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  • Keep with {{expand}}. Can develop "left" and "right" as political references. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:59, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For it if you're gunna do it, cause I aint.. --THINKER 07:34, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • Nearly 2007, actually. Deleted. Spang talk 04:05, 24 Apr 2007

Sportspeak

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88 MPH

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Mañana

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Great Sushi Conspiracy

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  • It's got the rapid-staccato of the crazy. But in a good way. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:28, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep per MO. It's so listy I didn't pay attention to the contents. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:51, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Spang talk 04:02, 24 Apr 2007
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Pollster

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  • Only if expanded. No keep now. --THINKER 07:39, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Deleted. Spang talk 03:54, 24 Apr 2007

TTYL

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  • Keep as a member of the Internet slang series. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:24, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep par deleted Alksub keep; I got a chuckle. --THINKER 07:36, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • Abstain Uncertain about short pages in series. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:05, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Deleted. Spang talk 03:53, 24 Apr 2007

Numpad4

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Egotism

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  • 2005cruft up for adoption. preferable parents include chainsaws and nukes --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 05:03, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - possibly rewrite after deleting. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:40, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
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Amsterdam

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  • needs expansion but not a deletion --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:15, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and expand. I'll do it if I have to, but di Mario would probably do a better job.----OEJ 22:25, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and expand --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:01, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak keep Randomator 10:23, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • Thats gunna make a lot of red links in the stead: [1] lest youre looking to start on it soon, or in increments..? --THINKER 20:12, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept. Doesn't need to be deleted to be rewritten. Spang talk 03:46, 24 Apr 2007

Terra Veice

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Fair

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Franz

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List of Metropolis subway stations

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The Importance of Being Earnest

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Ren hoek

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DualDisc

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  • 2005cruft, but i guess you were all expecting that --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 20:10, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
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MergedBraydie 22:00, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Palmala Handerson

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Cabal

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  1. Please tag articles with {{VFD}} when you put them up for deletion, Pantsless One.
  2. Kept; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)15:46, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Primo

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  • Huff Randumb. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:02, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • 2005cruft shall be phazed out starting now, instead I will just write stupid crap for delete votes --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:23, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not funny. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 21:25, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete WHAT? Matt lobster 21:45, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Prolly by some 7 year old --Headofred 02:26, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)15:47, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Forum:Ouroboros sock it to 'em one mo' time!

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  • violation of UN:WAR, and is just Diz trolling the bensonites --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 16:40, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
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Taken care of. Incidentally, don't use VFD for this in the future. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 18:35, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Faggot

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)15:48, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

The C-Team

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)15:48, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Icky Christ-blood

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)15:49, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Boletinsei

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)15:50, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Bestiality

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)15:50, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Scooter gang

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  • Keep - appears someone has no sense of humor and should go join wikipedia. I have no idea where this person is comming from, but this is uncyclopedia, not some childish "lets go delete other peple's work in progress" – Preceding unsigned comment added by Dascootagangsta (talk • contribs)
Put a {{construction}} template on it and we'll remove the VFD. We may still delete it later though. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:03, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep It is tagged under construction. Give it a big rewrite, and use some grammar. It's a mess to read. Remove the non-related pics, and stick to the topic. If it gets a rewrite and still sucks, I'm putting it back in here myself. --Videshi 04:28, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • Delete - appears to be a vanity site created by the group themself. They mention wikipedia thinking they were nonsense. I tend to agree with wikipedia on this one. Figured it was too long for QVFD. Also its riddled with poor spelling and abysmal grammar. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:33, 24 April 2007
  • Delete Unfunny vanity. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:57, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - has been worked on a bit more, but still no good. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:00, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • Now construction tagged. I suggest we remove this now. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:09, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Although there is good material within the boundaries of comedy, this article does need a little help. Its still superior to many other articles out there. I will agree to rewrite its entirely. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Dascootagangsta (talk • contribs)
  • Sorry. Construction wont save it imo. It not a case of needing more work, it needs a new topic entirely. There is a big difference between a funny article about something we all know about, and vanity crap. I'm not trying to rain on your parade, but just because wikipedia didn't like it doesn't mean we will. Also, repeatedly removing the VFD tag and putting it on my sub-user page doesn't do your case any favours. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:12, 24 April 2007
    I give up, if they can somehow rewrite it to not be vanity shite then go for it. I'll be waiting with baited breath. I won't remove my vote however. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:46, 24 April 2007
  • Vote removed. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:11, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Animorphs

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  • Weak Delete or revert? the original is meh, but this is the final solution. Leatherboundbooks 01:59, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff - When in doubt.. THROW IT OUT!! Capercorn 03:47, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • i remember the tv series, it was a pretty dull tv series, the books were worse. this article is probably even more boring than all of those, and should probably be carried by scholastic since they only carry crap --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 05:23, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Very little that isn't adult. Delete --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:43, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:43, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • DeleteRandomator 17:14, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Nuke from orbit --General Insineratehymn 17:21, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:37, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Koda Kumi

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  • recreated for the third time. same content, still a pile of shit fucked out of an ass. doctor's recommendation: kill and cvp to prevent it from coming back --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:10, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Death, Pestilence, War, and Famine. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
  • Delete.Rogpyvbc 01:12, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff - It was made by some fanboy who lives in his mothers basement, and was pathetic enough to put a link to a pr0n site. It needs to die. Capercorn 03:43, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Ikabu 04:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete as recreated content. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:44, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 14:40, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • Now that this is dead, can someone prevent it from recreation? I mean, it's really bad --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 17:39, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Asian male handicap

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  • yeah, whatever --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:10, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • DELETE so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 22:12, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff. Seems open racism to me. BTW, WATTA PAIR OF... -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:16, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Shred. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 23:17, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff - Im tired of all the racist cunts on this website. Capercorn 03:45, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Get it out of my sight! We should not be soft on blatant attacks on people in any culture. This is a disgrace to Uncyclopedia and should be slaughtered. Ikabu 04:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff Racist, not distinguishably sarcastic. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:01, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Destroy. Reminds me of Richards' "nigger" joke. Just. Not. Funny. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 11:34, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete A big racist spot on the nose of Uncyclopedia. To be fair I can see that maybe it is supposed to be satire, but it's just not well enough written. It's pathetic. Matt lobster 11:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • I am quite frankly ashamed of myself for not nominating this when I saw it before. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:41, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • No, just no --General Insineratehymn 16:11, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
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  • Is it satire? And if so, is the satire evident enough to adequately distinguish it from racism?Rogpyvbc 01:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • It isn't satire, it's just plain racist.
  • I never really understood it myself, hence my lack of vote, but if it gets huffed can an admin move a copy under Mowgli's userpage? There's a good story behind this page, but for the life of me I can't remember what it is. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:52, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Isn't Mowgli an Asian Male himself? In which case I can't see how this can be classed as rascist. Ironic perhaps? Satire, maybe? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
He may not have meant it to be racist - just like Richards - but that's what it came out like.--Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 12:47, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • What's with this copying to user pages when stuff gets deleted? If it gets deleted then there shouldn't be copies that can come back again otherwise this is a complete waste of everybody's time. Matt lobster 11:47, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
    Excuse me if I get the details wrong, but Mowgli made this as a joke for another user (Col.swordman?). As an in-joke it was left under his userpage, but it got moved out to mainspace after it mysteriously appeared on VFH (where comments about it were about the same as the ones that are appearing here). --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:25, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

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Butt-Head

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  • Woah! - I didn't put this on VFD... Curse you shared computing!1! Capercorn 22:58, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
    • NVM - This article does suck... Keep my vote. Capercorn
Since you didn't put it on VFD, I'll let the fact that there's no VFD tag slide this time. Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:39, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Randall's Circles of Hell

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Robert Huth

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Robert Morales

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Romania - Flora and Fauna

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Short chain mail

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  • slipped by January in its current form, without the VFD tag ofcourse --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 05:20, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:41, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Silent Majo Rity

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Skoal

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  • Delete. Nobody cares. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 14:01, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • i knew a friend who chewed tobacco, his teeth looked like shit, but still looked better than this article --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:07, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 20:09, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Nonfunny article obsessed with Castration AnxietyRogpyvbc 00:50, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Reminds me of a certain CRP'd article. Delete--Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:29, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • It was taken from User:Cs1987/Stuff for VFD, so naturally Delete. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:51, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
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Hey guys: Don't add things to VFD that are already {{fix}}-tagged. I'm looking at you, Mitch. Voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:43, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Smarterchild

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:43, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Smarty Farty Pants

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Executed; voting closed.RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:44, 28 April 2007 (UTC)