User talk:Dascootagangsta
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Dascootagangsta, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
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Also, I suggest you use our templates wisely. Use Template:Construction on unfinished articles by adding {{construction}} at the end of the article, or alternatively create the article in your namespace under the title User:Dascootagangsta/ArticleTitle. If you want help with articles, post on Pee Review. Finally, please do not put your signature in your articles.
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! 
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:20, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
VFD procedure[edit source]
It is generally considered "bad form" to remove any article from the VFD page if you aren't an admin. In fact, on the VFD page, it reads "If you are not an administrator or the designated {{tl|poopsmith}}, do not remove anything from VFD, doing so will get you banned for a very long time." However, for some inexplicable reason, I feel nice today, and so I'll warn you first instead.
Also, pages that are still under construction should be marked with {{construction}}. This tells us admins "Hey, go away, I'm still working on this." Keep in mind, however, that if seven days go by without an edit, it becomes a candidate for deletion.
Thanks, and have a nice time at Uncyc. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 14:17, 24 April 2007 (UTC)