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ATTENTION ALL JACKASSES

Trolling is bad, m'kay? So don't troll. I do NOT give a shit if it's in BHOP; don't troll. Next person to troll anywhere in Uncyc gets a ban of length to be determined. And if I hear the word "Ouroboros" ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, there's going to be hell to pay. You guys should ALL know better. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:41, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

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And now, back to your regularly scheduled flamewar

Ouroboros lives! But of course, if you've been paying attention, you already know this. But now see it for yourself, a shrine has been prepared in His name, for all to see, at User:DiZ/The Shrine. Come and support your favorite reptilian overlord, register for Ouroborofest 2008, begin a philosophical discussion! You can do anything at the new shrine. Here's the link again:

>>User:DiZ/The Shrine

And, don't forget to join Project Ourobiblos. Help bring the light of the Ouroboric Bible to the masses here at Uncyclopedia. I know you all love Ouroboros as much as I do, so let's all work together and spread His message! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:29, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Go back to where ye came from, ye reptile fucka! --General Insineratehymn 00:31, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

See, it's this kind of ignorance and prejudice that makes me detest Bensonists so...We don't fuck reptiles. We stopped that practice in the 17th century. So there, biotch. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:40, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

So you have fucked reptiles. Stop forcing your beliefs on us and get lost you reptilophile! --General Insineratehymn 00:42, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

DiZ, check the shrine registration... ---Han Solo (Flame)< 00:41, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

It would be totally cool if you could build a shrine for me. Can I have that by Monday? Thanks. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:05, 20 Apr 2007

Sure, for an unban from #uncyclopedia five dollars. ---Han Solo (Flame)< 04:31, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

I love your FAQ DiZ, but I think it may not be to your taste at the moment: [1] By the way, you also probably forgot to close a tag of some kind somewhere on the page, since the tabs etc have gone all small. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh, that's why that's been happening... Lemme see if I can fix that. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:30, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

DiZ, what is it about gay donuts that makes you crazy? --Emmzee 13:22, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Ouroboros is not a gay donut. That was a horrible rumor started by Braydie. Don't listen to him, he'll have you all killed. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:30, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

DiZ: I think i'll stay with Benson. [2]

---Han Solo (Flame)< 16:28, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

• Oh, playing Mr. Tough Guy by going around and molesting random userpages? How original. You know, you might end up getting blocked for that, but I'm not sure if you'll notice that there's rules in flamewars here. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:52, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Cut it out.

Ouroboros represents the endless cycle of the universe as it eats itself ad infinitum (sp?), whereas Benson (no caps) REPRESENTS ALL OF THOSE ANNOYING 12 YEAR OLDS WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. While I don't really support either side, I want this stupid Benson VS Ouroboros thing to stop. This is another case of Uncyclopedia VS ED, in which each side is good in its own specific way to specific types of people.

And no, I will not join the Church of Benson. Go away.

Insincerely, UF

04:50, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

UF is right...

You people really do need to chill out. I was just trying to let everyone know about the all new shrine in case anyone is interested. That's all. I feel no need to start a flamewar or jihad with any of you. If you want to come and support our Church, fine, we appreciate it; if you don't, that's fine too, but don't go bashing Ouroboroists because we're different. Or else you're no better than those asshole fundamentalists. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:14, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

We're not bashing you because you're different. We're bashing you because you worship, of all things, a gay donut. A registered user on Uncyclopedia who has been banned many times is much better than that. --Emmzee 19:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

For the last time:

OUROBOROS IS NOT A GAY DONUT.

--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:22, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

I just wanted to be funny. DiZ: You have your beliefs, we have ours. Let's stop the flamewar that will never end before it starts. --High Gen. Grue 19:24, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

The flamewar has begun, motherfucker!!!

It has already begun. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:22, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

For those who want this to turn into a flamewar

Read this first. This does not allow vandalism of any sort, and you have to be constructive. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:12, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

No, you have to be constructive! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:56, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Whoever said I wanted to be part of this flamewar anyways? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:05, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Yo momma. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:54, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Who knew that UNKNOWNFILE started a full-scale flamewar? --High Gen. Grue 17:50, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Why BENSON is better than Ouroburos

• Ouroburos has two Us in it.
• BENSON is better than you.
• As such, BENSON is better than U
• So BENSON is better than Ouroburos more so than He is better than other things.

See? It all makes sense! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:16, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Hmm, BENSON is better than "U", but how WOULD he fare aginst two Us? Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:47, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?

He's doubly better than two Us. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

WTF, it's OUROBOROS!!

People, It's spelled "Ouroboros". O-U-R-O-B-O-R-O-S. Not "Ouroburos", or "Oroburus" or "Ouroubourous". I know His name is spelled differently in other languages, but I am also aware that in the majority of Indo-European languages it IS spelled "Ouroboros". Now learn it. Learn it or be smited. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:23, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

I never liked that Ooroburus anyways. —Braydie 21:24, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

O-U-R-O-B-U-R-O-S. --High Gen. Grue 21:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

An Ouroburos is a small Azteci donkey used for recreation. OurobOros is an omnipotent serpent creature that eats its own tail. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:38, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

No, the "O" is a "U". Also The Grue Army pwns you. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

OUROBURRITOS? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:29, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

OUROBUTTOS? --General Insineratehymn 23:42, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

OURO-It doesn't matter at all because he has sex with donuts anyway-OS? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:44, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Ouro-go troll elsewhere-boros? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:52, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Ouro-speedos? --High Gen. Grue 00:20, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

おうろぼろす? --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 01:02, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Ow-ow-arigato? --Emmzee 01:33, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

G-H-E-Y-D-O-N-U-T? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 11:28, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

OR-OH-BORE-US? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:35, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Ah.

Ah, you gay donuts, your just holes for those chocolate eclairs to go through.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 11:42, 24 April 2007 (UTC)