User talk:General Tso's Chicken
All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...[edit source]
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Welcome to My Inner Circle![edit source]
Welcome, Slave! Hello, General Tso's Chicken, and welcome to DiZ's inner circle. I hope you like being a part of the family and decide to stay. If not, well, too bad, you're stuck. Here are some good guidelines for first-time members:
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