An assortment of speakers from every nation and religious background

“Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.”

~ Ron Burgundy on Diversity

Poor? Check! Non-white? Check! Muslim? Check! Dumb? Check! Ugly? Hell yes! Gay? How can I tell? Pervy? Oooh... don't ask! Fat? No! Out!

An assortment of speakers from every nation and religious background, otherwise known as the PTA of happy happy fun school, are commonly known as the liberal's best friend. But don't take my word for it!

The funny one

I'm the funny one. Laugh at me. Now. Please laugh. Why aren't you laughing? No, don't cry! Oh, I'm bad at this. Cheer up, look I'll hit myself! Ow! Do you have a cold compress? My vision's going blurry. Now it's all gone dark. Grandma?

The serious one

Look, it's Senator Bob Dole. Hello Senator Bob Dole.

Senator Bob Dole

Am I even Senator even more?

Strona główna

I am the polish builder, yes, and I make many moneys from the cheap house extension, yes, and I like the chocolate, no?

The fat one

And don't forget that old hippie chick who's always collecting money.

The thin people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!

The poor fat one

The thin rich people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!

The poor fat black one

The thin, rich, white people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!

The poor, fat, black, gay one

The thin, rich, white, straight people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!

The poor, fat, black, gay, ugly one

The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!

The poor, fat, black, gay, ugly, Muslim one

The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!

The poor, fat, black, gay, ugly, Muslim, pervy one

The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish, normal people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!

The poor, fat, black, gay, ugly, Muslim, pervy, dumb one

...thin... rich... white... straight... attractive... Jewish... normal... smart... non-ghetto-residing. You've come a long way, baby!

The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish, normal, smart people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!

The poor, fat, black, gay, ugly, Muslim, pervy, dumb, ghetto-residing one

The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish, normal, smart, non-ghetto-residing people are trying to remove us from the ghetto and destroy our ghetto way of life!

The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish, normal, smart, non-ghetto-residing one

You poor, poor person. Here, have a large concrete council estate to live in. And then maybe one day you can aspire to being as thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish, normal, and smart as I am. Wouldn't you like that?