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The Community Portal has a new look! See it for yourself at the page you're already looking at!
EMC has written the first UnSignpost issue in five years. Topics of note: VFS elections, commemorating a certain Italian vandal, and more.
We had new admins among us. Turns out everyone hated them. Now we're getting rid of them.
Some mysterious user has started a Main Page vote, who could it be? The plot thickens.
Uncyclopedia is now accepting donations. Open your hearts, and your wallets.
Join the fun at our (sort of) new Discord server! It's like IRC, but with 20% more memes. Try to be nice.
Folding@home is a protein folding simulator which researchers at Stanford University use to understand how diseases such as Parkinson's and cancer form. Uncyclopedia has a high-ranking team that you can join!
Uncyclopedia now has its own URL shortener. It's not the size of the URL, but the quality of the content that counts.

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Ongoing discussions	Last edit
Last person to edit wins by TheHappySpaceman	02:08, 15 October 2025 by Gergdown
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Identity document	07:05, 15 October 2025 by Noopnurf
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Australian illuminati by 168.11.96.2	19:10, 13 October 2025 by Fish on skates
HowTo:Eat an orange by Fish on skates	05:55, 12 October 2025 by SystemPhantom

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