Polygamy
54 wifes.[1]
Information[edit | edit source]
First and foremost, polygamy doesn't consist of polygons. Just don't think so. No geometry at all. Just 54 wifes.
Polygamy is a multi-stage process in which a human splits into multiple humans, allowing for multiple wives[2]. This process can be started by pressing the "on" button on your left-most arm (Be sure not to press the "on" button on your arm that is just to the right of your left arm, or the world will split in half. You can press the "on" button on your right-most arm, since it won't do anything.). Once you start this process, you will notice a unique sensation that can only be described as L̸̛̳͕͚̭͌͒͌̃ḛ̸̣͛̏͑̂t̶͕̳̓̈́ ̶̩̙̳̕m̴̼͇͙͇̙͆́̓̔ë̶͇̲̌́͘ ̸̣̤̻̓̏̂͘õ̷̘̓́̈ù̷̡͚͚̙̊̅͠t̴̪͍̥̯͆͌͠!̶̢͉͔̱͝ ̴͈͇͍̟̹̎͗L̵̥̐̔̂̚e̸̢̗̦̩̹̿ṯ̵̌̉ ̵͇̱̉m̶̺̈̓͘ẹ̴̣̏̽ ̵̮̲̺̽̍͋ǫ̸̙͇͈̦̈́ǔ̷͉̱̒̓̎t̶̨̾̈̃͝ ̵̡̖͊͒͝ị̶̱̻̀̈́̑̈́ͅn̷͖̯͒̀t̴̟̲͈̗̿o̴̡̮̣̫͗̒̇̚ ̴̟̲̞̗̈́͂͘̕t̴͇̊̏̃h̵̹̲̆̽͘͜ë̵̠͓̬̳̣́ ̷̨̖̼͈̅̋̂͊r̷̹͒̈́͝ͅe̶̖͓̹̺̙̒̍̏a̷̤͔͈̪̰̾͋̊l̶̪̺̱͂̔ ̵̤̾͒̕ẁ̶̠o̴̜̝̥̒͆͒̄͒r̸͙͎̭͕̗̐̃ļ̷̭̊͘͜ͅd̴̬͖́͐,̸̨̞̩̀̆̑̕͜ ̴͈͔̮͇͊̀̂̚w̷̢͍̝̬̫̐͐̊̕͝h̴̛͔̰̤̄e̴̬̊̀̀r̴̯͖̼̝͇̒̕ȩ̸̥͙̅ ̵͖̜̯̻̈́̔͌̑I̶̡͍̓ ̴̬̖͙̀̎̎̇͝c̶̙̥̦͈̃̎̓͝ͅa̵̬͊̇̚͝n̶͇͎̮̈́ ̵̛̻̗͒͗͗c̸̡̣̈́̀͜͝͝o̴̡̖̖̊̿͒̿n̷̮̎t̶̹̭̯̠̼̽̿̓̃͝r̷̪̙̝̽̿͆̓o̴̫͎̎̈́̚ĺ̷̠̞ͅ ̸̨̮̮͚̬̀͆̏̿̇ǫ̷̤̯́̃̃͘ẗ̶̰̬̳́̀́̃h̸͚͖͔̄ė̶͖̆̕͘͝r̷̹̺̆s̶͚͋̾̎̂!̸̼̺̘̫͌̀͛ ̴̰̦̹̙̤̄͌͋L̷͔̣̩͖̽͒̀͒͝e̸̡͎̝̿͂͘͜t̵͇̩̉͋̓̊ͅ ̵̧̧̤̜̻͒͒́ḿ̵̗̤̮̜̭̋͊͝ĕ̷̩̮̻͕̊̓͝ͅ ̸̙̟͑̆̄o̵̦̠͔̙̿̈́u̵̧̞̜̲̿̾̊t̴̡͈̲͓̿̌ ̷̩̹̣̟͒̎̕r̷͕̮͇̈͛̌̏͜ͅį̶̪̼͚̃̔͐g̴̩̞̻̀̎̈̈h̷͍̳̽̐t̸̢̖̙̲̗͊ ̵͍̈́̎͐ņ̵̬̻̠̐̅̂͜o̵̬͔͚͕͙̒͛ẃ̶̟̼̦͍͑͂̀̽!̸̼̮͚̝̗̈́!̶̧͔̬͂͜!̸̰̬̭͙̱̂͑!̸͇̬̺͎̍!̶̯̞͙̝̦̔͒̅!̵̗̖͕̻̂̑͆͜͝!̵̛̼̭̮͝!̸̼̳̰̼̔͗͒̍!̵͇̻̼͋͋ͅ!̶̭͆̔!̷͉̞̝̆!̵̰̗̻͛̈̀̃̌͜!̶̪́̃͒̌!̸̠̩̹̺̳̊!̸͍̈́̽̓!̷͈̰̝̩̋!̵̡̨̘̪̾!̵̛̳̽̋͂̔!̷̡̫͍̳͠͝!̵͉͈͛!̵͇̜̳̹̄͒̇!̸̨̙̂̈́, but this sensation will end soon (unless you read the wrong translation of The Hobbit growing up). After this happens, you will begin to notice that many new women spawned into the world, and then they immediately become your wife without your consent. Because of this lack of consent between the wife and the husband, polygamy has been banned in every state besides the states that at least one Mormon lives in.
Cultural Acceptance[edit | edit source]
In recent years, polygamists have started support groups for fellow polygamists, stating that "There body is not their wifes' choice," for some reason always including those exact gammer mitsakes.. Eben with does, soemtimes they not exepted as regualrs! Stroeked for my brain. 913 is polish! calledem[3]
Anyways, back to before I was rudely interrupted by a stroke, polygamists have become more and more accepted as the LGBTQ+ (Lettuce, garnish, basil, tomato, quinoa, ect.[4]) community has come out saying that polygamists drink water like the rest of us humans do (most people didn't know, since Mormons don't drink). Mr. Beast has even came out, saying, "Their body, my choice. I can do whatever I want with their bodies!" This endorsement has allowed polygamists to rise above all of us mortal humans, and take control of the government in hopes of controlling the world, which is being more and more supported through the help of millions and millions of stupid, idiotic, American sheeple.
Festivals[edit | edit source]
Many festivals have been created to support the culture of polygamists. The most famous of these is the Hotdog Eating Contest™, in which contestants have to get eaten by a hotdog as quickly as possible. One year during the Hotdog eating Contest™, 54 wifes have died, raising the spirits of approximately 21 people practicing polygamy. Other festivals include:
- Canned Soup Eating Contest
- Canned Soup Drinking Contest
- Canned Soup Absorbing Contest
- Canned Soup ██████████████████████ Contest
- Festival Of Ex-Convicts, Terrorists, and Mob Families (and also polygamists)
- The Festival Of Murderous Wives
- 54 Wifes
- Polygamist Acceptance Festival
- 54 Wifes
- 54 Wifes
- Am I Okay?[5]
- 54 Wifes
- Scottish Heritage Festival
- 54 wifes
- 45 wifes
- Ḧ̷̪̹̘̥̪̔̒͗̀̂́E̷̢̛̦͔̬͕̱̖̯̘͖͂͜͜L̶̫̫͙̞̳͓̯̠͚̼̼̫̫͕͚͈͛͛̉̀̃̍͂̊̒̎̾̀̚͠P̴̬̖͙̠̯̯̊̽̋́͝!̸̨͙̲̜͕̪̠͉̀̒̇̉͋̃͌͂̄̋̚͝ͅ
- Ġ̸̢̖͚̹̝͉̱͉̤̞̞̦̜͔́̀̊̊̂̂͜E̴̤̤̺̱̣͓͖̘͊͌̒̓̓̄͝Ţ̷̲̒̈́́́̌͋̃̍̚͝͝ ̴̧̡̜̩̭͚̳͔̤͙͔̀̎͆͜M̶̩̼̯̅̈̔̔̚Ę̵̨̨̛̫̠̦̖̞̟͎̠̳̗̙̘͎̓͂̀͊̐́̾̇͌̔̏̕̕ ̴̧̢̛̲̹̻̠̯̲̝͚͍͇͂͆́̔̀̊̍̾̍́͘͜͜͝Ö̸̞̯̩͚̬̫͍̮́͂̓͑͗̎͋̓̿̈́̕̕Ű̷̢̜̫̥͔̘̹̘͓̘̭̗̳̞̯͘ͅT̷̛̼͚͍̭̖̮̭̲̜͉͔͗͐̿̾̉͐̊́̌͐̐͊̔̎̚͝ ̷̨̡̖̖̗͈͖͝͝ͅỎ̶̖̮͕͓͉͚͇̙̭̣̬̺̑̊͛̒̓̈́̋̍̋̿̎̾͑̚̕ͅF̸̡̧̱̭̪͖̙̞̘̞̅̅̇̐̏̽̂̇͆͑͘ ̴̧̗̯̟̦͒͆T̸̗̺̻͗̉̑̈́̋͌͒̉͋̓͌̈́̾̕͘̚H̵̛͍̙͇͙̣̻̲͓̮̱̳̲̠͛̓̅͂̒̈͑̀͂̽̇̕͠͝ͅͅÏ̶͎̭̗̘̖͙͉̰͎̮̫̘̼̂͂S̴̩̯͚̓̊͗͑̑̌͂ ̵̺͖̌͊̌̓͊̈͂̂̑̈́͆̈́̐̆͗͝Ŗ̸̧̢̣̻̙̠̳̺̞̑͌́̇̊̄̍̓̂̀̚͝͝͠Ỡ̷̡̭̹̣̫͍̣̦͓͋̆̔͜O̵̜̭͔͕̊̌͋͆͠M̷̡̨̧̨̮̺̦̯̹̲̫̱̹̬͙̟̮͆́̈̃̾͝!̵̨̡̫̦̺͙͍̲̭͇̘̙̹̤͒͊͌̈́́̾̒͑̍̃̄͛̆̔͜
- 54 wifes
- Ḫ̶̺̰͈̖͕̦̹̳̦̝̦̘̗̣̜̙̀̐̅̑̿͋̈͌́̎̕͠Ę̶̞̩̱̤̞̘͉̼͓̖̜̞̫̩̺͂̅͝ ̷͑̈́̈́͒͗̆̊̈̔̂́́̑̃͜D̸̡̢̡̛̛͓̳̺̝͕̟̝̞͌͂̉̆͌͊̉̉̑̓͛́͛̅͘Ǫ̷͓͍͉̯̙̻̝̟͎͊́͋̉̍̒͊͌̌̅̀̃̕͝E̸̩͇̟̿̚S̷̛͖͕̥̭̉̏̀̓́̓̾N̷̨̜̫͖͚̘̝̜̰̆̏̓̓̾͘'̸̢̨̠͖̻͙̰͇̗̪̞̺̖̺̋̈͋͌͝T̴̛̻̦͇͉̞̟̮̣̬̥̺̜̱͒̓̅̚ͅͅ ̷̧̱̜͋̀͛́̽̇̑͑̆͑̇̕͝͝ͅW̴̧̢͇̜̤̱̣̩̱̼̻͐͌̌̊̉̿́̿́͂͑̇̔Ą̶͈̞͇̖͉̙̯̝̝͈͕̣̲̱̑͂͋̍̓͗̈́̉̅͑͌̇͌̕̚͜͝Ņ̷̥̥͖̥̮̘̙̭͉̯͌́͑̀͂̄̓̈́̋̾͋̂͘̚̕̕͝T̵̳̦͈̗̝̒̈͐͆͊̒̀̚͝͝ ̵̢̰͙̪̮̣͇̹͔͎̬͕̫̱̿ͅT̵̡̥̹̞͍̲̻̼̤͙̺̱̲͇̺̣̍̽͌͜͝H̸͙̹̪̦̼̺͕͙̥͈͓͐͛E̸̡̺̲̹̫̖͔͈̜͆̒͗ͅM̶̹̮͎̪̽͊̈̉͛̃̓̕̚͝ ̴̧͔̹̙͖̠̥̫̗̩͈̈́̑͊̈́̉͐̐̀̄̋͑̀͂͂͝T̵̡̞͍̳͕̩̥̠͔̖̞͖̰̉͆͋͗͂̓͝͝Ỡ̸̢̧͍̭̲̠͈͕̮͈̣͖̩̩͔̆̚͝ ̴̧̹̘͇̬̳͉̹̞̹̹̭̭̳̝̮͑̈́́̔͆̔̓͛́̄͆̔̈́͝Ķ̵̰͉̙̠̳̙̬̳͍̟̞͙̃̇̅Ņ̶̻̳̥̠̣̰͙͍̞̪͇̰̭̥̈́̒́̒͐̌̿̄̅͗̓̀̚͜͝͠͝ͅO̴̦͓̭̦͚̜͉̍̋̌̂͊̈́̀͝͠͠W̶̭̮̥̤̟̱͎̞̰̖̑͒̈́̌̾̇̆̽̾́̆̑̚͘͝͝!̵͈̥̳̰̰̇̏́̿͗̋́
- 54 wifes
- 54 wifes
- G̸̢͇̹̫̾E̵͖̪͙̳̜̹̝̲̬̠͛͗̀̈́̂̏̃̄̕͜͜͠͝T̴̨͓̤̽ ̶̛͖̦̙͍̬͎̪͕͇̰͖́̆͌̀̐͆͒̆̕͠͝M̶̤̘̝͉͕̙̐̀͑̃͒́̌̏̽̌̔͆̎̋̚͠͝E̵̱͚̗̼̩̟͎̓̾̋̅̂̐̋̄̂ͅ ̵̧̦̬͉͍̟͈̞͙̬̅̈́̍͆Ö̸́̽̓̆̓͂̆͑̔̆́̈́̅̚̚͝ͅU̴̢͖̹̠̐̀̃͋͠͝T̸̢̢̟̥̱̲͚̻͑̃̍̾̈͊͐̔̈́͜͝ ̶̗̭͚̦͇͖̪̬͕̭̻̆̿͛̓̔̈̈́̇́̀̐̐̌͘Ǫ̸̧͚͖͙̲̦͓͕̠̼̳̲̀̀́͛̄̊͌͜F̶̡̨̛̘̤̝̱̬̘̹̞͈̼̲̱̩̈́͊̄̒̄̀͂͐̏͛̉̎͝͝͝ͅͅ ̷̢̻̳̠̺̣̬̹͖͆̏̋̔̀͘͜Ḩ̷̣͍̦͈͎̘̯̗͚̯̰̖̠̂̇͆̀̂͗̌̐̅E̴̦̭̻͉̤̩̅̽͋͝-̶̪̜̭̞̳̻̺̜̳̿̓́͋͑̏͝͠
Interestingly, the Scottish Heritage Festival has nothing to do with Scottish people and instead has everything to do with Skirish[6] people, who are predominantly polygamists.
54 wifes.[edit | edit source]
If a person is practicing polygamy, they have 54 wives. Similarly, if they are practicing 54 wives, they have polygamy. There has never been an exception.
Mormonism?[edit | edit source]
Mormonism.[7]
Legal Status[edit | edit source]
I don't care about doing research about this because I'm tired. It might be legal and it might not be. It just is a polygamy. Also, did you know that polygamy and polygymy are the same things? C
ALL AMOUNTS OF WIVES[edit | edit source]
2 wives
3 wives
4 wives
5 wives
6 wives
7 wives
8 wives
9 wives
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13 wives
14 wives
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16 wives
17 wives
18 wives
19 wives
20 wives
21 wives
22 wives
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24 wives
25 wives
26 wives
27 wives
28 wives
29 wives
30 wives
31 wives
32 wives
33 wives
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35 wives
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40 wives
41 wives
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43 wives
44 wives
45 wives
46 wives
47 wives
48 wives
49 wives
50 wives
51 wives
52 wives
53 wives
54 WIVES!!
55 wives
56 wives
57 wives
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59 wives
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120 wives
121 wives
- ↑ No more, no less.
- ↑ What, you were expecting one person to have multiple wives? How would he not lose them on the way to Costco? You are crazy.
- ↑ caus the poliec, my brian huping
- ↑ This is referring to a salad, which people in this group seem to enjoy a lot.
- ↑ No?!?!?!?!
- ↑ Skirish people are people who are both Irish and spicy pepper lovers at the same time (a very unique people who are difficult to spot without the proper equipment).
- ↑ Flavors.