Bbno$

bbno$ cosplaying the Deltarune character Spamton G. Spamton as a promotion for his album Big Shot.

Bbno$ is a washed... wait no, to be washed you have to be good in the first place. Anyway he's a rapper from Vancouver, which is close to Ketchikan, but I'm going on a tangent here, sorry. Alexander Leon Gumuchian is his name. He originally wanted to be a professional swimmer, but he got a back injury after being attacked by a herd of angry elephants. He is strangely obsessed with Brazil, and he loves to commission artists to animate for his shitty music. He is also friends with Ironmouse, who made the most annoying song of the 2020s, Cry For Me. Little do most people know, he is in a romantic relationship with former president George W. Bush.

Early Life

He was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, to an Aracuan from Egypt and a cheese Danish. Until highschool, he was homeschooled by his father the Aracuan, where he was taught the values of Communism. He was a competitive swimmer during high school, and also a soulless monster who didn't listen to music until the age of 15. He has a Bachelor's degree in whatever the fuck kinesiology is.

Career

He started rapping when he was 14, where he and a few comrades experimented with GarbageBand. They then started making music together, calling themselves the BBG. He started posting on SoundCloud in 2016. He quickly became famous in the People's Republic of China due to his music's underlying communist values. In 2025, he started a social media campaign where he started Larping as a Brazilian for some reason.

Discography

His major albums include: "Glory to the Revolution", "SLAPPALLAPPA", "Bushy Men", and "Big Shot".

Awards

He has 1848 Grammys, which is also the year Communism was invented.