Zwartemeer

Zwartemeer or more commonly referred to as Narnia is a hypothethical place in the hypothethical Dutch province of "Drenthe" it is speculated to currently have a population of 23 ( 19 "people" and 4 cows) and their demographics include:

70% Tokkie

12% Annoying ass western dutch pensioners who wanted to find "peace" in the "beautifull" province of Drenthe.

18% Pedophiles

History of Zwartemeer

The tragicomedy of Zwartemeer began in the late 1800s, when a self-exiled pedophile tired of the judgmental stares of morally upright Dutch society decided to found a farm in the middle of nowhere. Thus, Zwartemeer was born: a paradise for degenerates, loners, and people who think giving their 7 year olds piercings is a good idea.

Against all odds (and logic), the settlement rapidly mutated into the largest "city" in the forgotten swampland known as Drenthe. Some historians argue this was due to the accidental discovery of beer, while others claim it was simply because nobody knew how to leave.

Zwartemeer's golden age came to a screeching halt when the Great Turf War™ erupted between the proud people of Zwartemeer and the inbred German colonists of nearby Weiteveen. Armed with their signature military technique SCHUBENBACHSNICHTZELSHU" (roughly translated as "throwing literal shit while screaming") the Weiteveners annihilated 99% of the Zwartemeer population. The remaining 1% were either run over by the german bikers or too drunk to notice.

For the next 100 years, Zwartemeer lived under the iron fist of Weiteveen rule, The occupation only ended when Zwartemeer's spiritual leader and part-time kebab vendor, Sjoerd Wegworst, trolled both Bassie and Adriaan supreme monarchs of Weiteveen by sleeping with their mysterious long-lost sister, known only as Klazina Von Der Clit.

Traumatized and emotionally constipated, Bassie and Adriaan spiraled into a fugue state, believing themselves to be gay circus performers trapped in an endless children’s show. With their minds broken and their legacy in tatters, Weiteveen withdrew, leaving Zwartemeer to its usual schedule of drinking.