Mark Zuck
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| Born | Uknown at least 200 year ago |
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| Children | dsfkladsjflk and prince laidr'aadikmn |
“And I was human, I am human… still but I was just referring to myself in the past, not saying that I'm not human”
Marky Mark and the Zucker-Bunch (also known as Mark Zuck, Mark Zuckerberg, Mark Zuck on deez nuts, and to lizard kind known as 02948273950392) is the CEO of Facebook and Lizard Cloning INC. The home world of Zuck is the dwarf planet of Pluto.
Current activities[edit | edit source]
He is currently hiding in an underground hole with Joe Biden. They are planning to take over Twitter (X) and Amazon but Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are currently defending it with their army of robots, but with Mark's new ownership of the neighborhood social media platform Nextdoor he is creating an army of raging Karens.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Mark Zuck was an honest Lizard who made an honest living to help his lizard mother and Dino dad. Everything was going great but then one day a Human came along, since he couldn’t speak or understand any form of Language at the time he didn’t know their name but one thing was certain. He was jealous of the great height of that man and wanted his body so he snuck under his Pants, went up his shirt, and into his mind through his ear.
The new empire[edit | edit source]
From there he explores the Brain as a virus and finds out that this man's name was “Mark Zuckerberg” A Jewish Entrepreneur who now had no say in what he was going to do or say but Mark was deep into the economy and researched humans and got to know them better than they knew themselves. He then started a company called Facebook which is now called Meta. He took over the social media platform Instagram as well and made an empire. This empire is filled to the brim with 9-year-olds who hang out in a platform called a rec room. This place is where young lizards hang out on this device called an oculus which was taken over by Meta’s giant empire. This empire of 9-year-olds scares off and annoys newer users which stops them from joining the platform, this is how terrifying the new empire is.
Evolution of Lizards[edit | edit source]
The lizard species started out as the dinosaur spices: Christosaurus rex before the Christosaurus went extinct they leaders built a Rocket with the power to fly to Pluto. The space ship then launched and started its long journey. This journey took 1000 years. In this time the zero gravity the caused them to evolved and get smaller to about the size of a house cat.
Where do we go from here?[edit | edit source]
There are many things that we can do to prevent this giant empire. We can boycott his evil plan and not buy the new Epic Oculus Quest 3 which comes with twice the GPU power as the Quest 2 with full-color pass through so it doesn’t look like a VHS tape. But that would lead to a steep stoopa belupa in the Stonks for meta which could be very bad and not good for the VR community since there would be fewer affordable headsets. We can stop signing up for Facebook and Instagram which would also lower the stalks but at a nice and steady rate so get ready to start investi-... I mean boycotting so that this empire shrinks!!!!!