Wolfe Glick
Wolfe Glick, also known online as Wolfey, WolfeyRaisedByWolves, WolfeyVGC, or WolfeyConPerish, is a critically acclaimed YouTuber and time traveler from after the year 9000 AD. His hobbies include interacting with humanoid variants of monkeys, bears, cats, and several other varieties of animals, singing very badly, and whatever else he likes to do in his free time.
Timeline[edit | edit source]
Early Life (9xxx-9xxx)[edit | edit source]
Wolfe Glicksman Glick the Glickieth was born to his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Glick, sometime after the year 9000 AD. During his childhood, he developed a strong interest in the concept of time travel, which humanity still hadn't figured out despite the fact that more than six thousand years had passed since World War 3.
On Wolfe Glick's 10th birthday, he said, "I'm going to make my car go 88 miles an hour!" and then proceeded to replicate the DeLorean Time Machine from Back to the Future with nothing but scrap metal and a heck ton of lady friends.
It is said that Mr. Glick's experiments with time travel may have indirectly caused Sakuta Azusagawa and Tomoe Koga's time travel escapades.
It Begins (9xxx-2011)[edit | edit source]
When Wolfe Glick was around the age of 15, he had successfully built a working time machine. After a brief skirmish in a strip mall parking lot, Mr. Glick was able to accelerate his car to the coveted 88 miles an hour with plans to witness the fourth plane crash of 9-11-2001 firsthand. However, the time machine broke, got the location and year wrong, and crashed into a wall, meaning that our hero was now stranded in Washington D.C. in the year 2011, which for the record, was a horrible time and place to be stranded in. You do not want to be stranded in Washington D.C, and you definitely don't want to be stranded there in the year 2011. Thankfully, the young Mr. Glick had come prepared with his antique Nintendo Double Screen from the late 2000s, which conveniently came with a copy of the hit game Pokémon Black (or maybe it was White I can't remember), which meant that he could attend the local Pokémon tournament that was maybe 5 feet to his left.
Mr. Glick then proceeded to win the entire tournament, and the rest is future history.
The Wolfe Glick Thirst Trap[edit | edit source]
Wolfe Glick's signature Domain Expansion, the Wolfe Glick Thirst Trap, can be used by him to basically wield God-like powers such as:
- Whatever Gojo's Hollow Purple does
- Seducing any woman
- Starting World War 3
- Bringing back your dad
This technique can supposedly be performed by messing with one's hair in a very specific way, although recently, Wolfe Glick has been seen using a different means of performing this technique, which indicates that he may be the only one able to use it.
Tournament Records[edit | edit source]
Wolfe Glick has won more than 10 Regional tournaments, a couple internationals, and 1 world championship. All these wins were achieved before the year 2026.
However, what very few people know is that Mr. Glick used the prize money from those tournaments to rebuild his time machine and return to his native time period of sometime after the year 9000 AD, where he proceeded to win an unknown amount of Pokémon tournaments and live a happy life with his family who he had not seen in 15 years.