Rascal Does Not Dream

Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, also known as Sakuta's Bizarre Relations, is a Japanese manga I mean light novel I mean anime series about a certified one of us who is somehow the second-most glazeable character in all of fiction. The manga is apparently written and illustrated by two dudes in their basement who only made the series a wee bit weird for the sole purpose of selling more copies.

Also, there's like 1 season, then 3 movies, then another season, then wait, what do you mean there's something after that?

Premise

Okay, so imagine you're in a library, browsing through said library's book selection that just so happens to be organized using a certain decimal thingy system, when out of the corner of your eye, you spot a girl wearing a bunny girl outfit. Said girl tries to talk to you, and you, not stopping to think about whether you forgot to take your schizophrenia meds today, respond. The girl is an actress who goes to your high school, and when you find out that most people are unable to see her, you are somehow able to resist the overbearing urge to yell the lyrics to Invisible by Duran Duran because, of course, the person you're talking to is a woman.

The reason the actress has become invisible is a little something called Puberty Syndrome, which basically causes people (almost always women for some reason. Hmmm...) to break spacetime in ways that somehow always conform to the various theories and concepts of quantum physics.

Now, you get/have to solve the Puberty Syndrome cases of basically every woman you ever manage to talk to (Which isn't a whole lot of women. That's your fault. Go talk to more women.)

Characters

What is up my dudes (!!!)

Sakuta (Everyone's GOAT)

Sakuta is the protagonist and the titular Rascal of the series. His singular notable character trait is that he sexualizes women every chance he gets, which the women he talks to are somehow fine with??? What are they, Japanese or something???

Also, by the way, Sakuta has his own Uncyclopedia article with more information!

Kunimi

Kunimi is a chill guy. I will not speak a word of slander against him.

Heh. Women.

Mai Sakurajima

Mai basically became Sakuta's girlfriend faster than you and I can get a girlfriend ourselves. She is around 1 year older than Sakuta and is very important to the plot (veeeeeeery important.).

Tomoe Koga

Contrary to popular belief, Tomoe is actually a sophomore and not a freshman. She also has a very kickable butt. Yeah, they kicked each other's butts once, but can you please stop mentioning that you're starting to sound perverted-

Futaba

Futaba is the third pillar of Sakuta, Kunimi, and Futaba's friendship trio. She's a surprise tool that will help us later.

The other women characters

I'm too lazy to watch the whole anime and finish this section, can someone do it for me?

Major arcs and plot points

The Mai Sakurajima Arc (The Bunny Girl Arc)

Okay, so imagine you're in a library, browsing through said library's book selection that just so happens to be organized using a certain decimal thingy system, when out of the corner of your eye, you spot a girl wearing a bunny girl outfit. Said girl tries to talk to you, and you, not stopping to think about whether you forgot to take your schizophrenia meds today, respond. The girl is an actress who goes to your high school, and when you find out that most people are unable to see her, you are somehow able to resist the overbearing urge to yell the lyrics to Invisible by Duran Duran because, of course, the person you're talking to is a woman.

Okay, now imagine you've just ran all the way to the Japanese school courtyard, and you then confess your feelings for the bunny girl from earlier. Now imagine that the bunny girl turns into a very visible Big Boss and gives you a slap to the face that could blow up the entire Tri-

State-

Areaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

The Tomoe Koga Arc

Okay, now imagine you're in the movie Groundhog Day (you know, the one with the time loop) but you are of course a Japanese high schooler who's just now beginning to learn the mere basics of quantum physics. Now imagine that the person causing the time loop is trying to escape getting touched by the local Senior. (Sheesh, what is it with Tomoe and kid-touchers?) Now, imagine that the two of you are essentially forced to pretend to date each other for maybe 3 weeks, but then you end up stuck in yet another time loop because Tomoe developed feelings for you. Now, imagine that everything that just happened never actually happened because you, of course, have Schizophrenia.

F*** I haven't gotten that far

Can someone finish this section for me?

Reception

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Basically, it's peak.