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TKFU
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21:53, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Aaaaaand this is where it all started folks. Thekillerfroggy welcomes Mcpee to Uncyclopedia! --
Go Crazy 
Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 07:12, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
Shalom aleichem
I just discovered your really rather promising Simpsteins article and have added a {{construction}} tag which will allow it seven days during which you can make changes and add more. Leave it in place, as the article isn't quite there yet and is liable to be deleted as it stands which would be a pity because, as I said, it's full of promise. Adding some images would be a good place to start as this will flesh out the page a bit and give you new ideas. Do feel free to ask me any questions you may have and I'd be more than happy to proof-read it once you're done. Finally, how about adding Ned Flandersovich as their Charedi neighbour and Krusty the Goyische clown? Rabbi Techno 
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 09:48, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
- OK, I missed Nadav Fleischman. :-) Rabbi Techno
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 09:52, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
CHEIFJUSTICEDS HATERS UNITE!
I've made an article for those who hate ChiefjusticeDS, in true Uncyclopedia style. See it here -- 
Go Crazy 
Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 02:18, October 10, 2010 (UTC)
Where is everybody???
Fuck ChiefJusticeDS
You did a good thing by coming up with the idea and starting the ball rolling. In a perfect world you would have a half-feature, but this is far from that and goats sometimes even eat corpses if they're left lying around. Lyrithya did a great job on the page, and what I would suggest is to write a page in your user space "Fuck Lyrithya for stealing my page" and then work on it until it's a masterpiece, and then force Lyrithya to nom it for feature. Or something. And since I'm here I should request a reading of my HowTo:Frighten small children, which has found its way onto VFH and is sitting there at eight votes. If you like it, please shove it along, and if you hate it, please drive it into the lake. Thanks. Aleister 14:22 30 11
- p.s. If you do write the Lyrithya page, and need a collaber, I'd consider it. We all really hate Lyrithya, shee writes too well for our standards and we just hate that.
- p.s. And I didn't mean you should have a half feature. Your page was huffed, gone, dead. Lyrithya brought it's zombie body back and improved it. Zombie pages can't get a half-feature, but that doesn't mean you didn't contribute greatly by creating the idea (although a few people have done kind of fuck Chief Justice pages) and, as its birth father, earned lots of cigars. Aleister 21:31 30 11
- Let's move away from the FUCK X USER article series. It was good the first time, I doubt any further articles will survive. ~
22:33, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
- Let's move away from the FUCK X USER article series. It was good the first time, I doubt any further articles will survive. ~
- p.s. And I didn't mean you should have a half feature. Your page was huffed, gone, dead. Lyrithya brought it's zombie body back and improved it. Zombie pages can't get a half-feature, but that doesn't mean you didn't contribute greatly by creating the idea (although a few people have done kind of fuck Chief Justice pages) and, as its birth father, earned lots of cigars. Aleister 21:31 30 11
Simpsteins
Restored as requested - you can find it in your userspace. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:45, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
I am retiring tonight
Maniac mcpee has officially announced his retirement tonight after 6 months on Uncyclopedia. --
01:45, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
- After begging people to not vote to delete your game, on the grounds that you are still working on it? That's a... shame. ~
Major Pleb Sir -- 01:59, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)
Assuming you don't (ahem) retire
There are significant issues with that game, and with the way it is structured they are likely to keep getting worse. I'm in the process of creating a few templates that will improve the way these games work, blah blah, which I'm happy to go through them with you if you want to keep that game alive. In the meantime, if it is a work in progress then I suggest placing a {{Construction}} on the first page. It is a very vague concept at present and as it is you're suggesting it is complete, and leaving alone like that suggests it's abandoned. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 06:40, Jan 4 2011 UTC
Assuming you do (ahem) retire
What are you retiring from? A long career in writing satire? This site has only been around for 5 years, so unless you've been writing satire for the past 30 odd years elsewhere, I'd suggest that the word retire should really read as quit. And over what? A game that you barely started and couldn't be stuffed coming back to finish for the last 2 months and since going back to it have made one very minor adjustment? Obviously it is your Magnum Opus given how passionate you are about it. Stop being a baby and either stay and write or leave and let us clean up the incomplete messes you've left behind. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 06:40, Jan 4 2011 UTC
- Don't worry, i'm not retiring. --
23:05, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
Signature testout
Testing 123... -- 23:05, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
- It's substing in the entire thing. That may not mean anything to you, but please go into your preferences and replace the 'subst:' with 'subst:nosubst|'. ~ Major Pleb Dame -- 22:48, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)
- Fixed right away. Thanks. -- 23:05, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Fixed right away. Thanks. --
Er... no. Look at the source, how yours is spewing its code all over the page, whereas mine is more like {{User:Lyrithya/sig}}... you need to replace everything in your signature input box with
{{subst:nosubst|User:Maniac mcpee/sig}}
...you'll see the difference once you do it. I hope. ~ 
Major Pleb Sir -- 22:57, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)
Done. Thanks. -- 23:01, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
- No, thank you. It looks much better now. Although those images could scale better. Silly things. ~ Major Pleb Dame -- 23:08, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)
- :) -- 23:10, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
- :) --
Game stuff
Okay, I've thrown a few templates together. The main things you should look at as templates are {{Get}}, {{Goto}} and {{Goto2}}. Also have just put them together in Game:Abyss and God's Answering Service, so check out the code on both of those first.
The next thing is that the secret to making a fantastic game is in the planning stages, which should come well before the actual coding. Are you looking at wandering around a map only or are you going to have inventory in there as well? Are you going to incorporate graphics or will it be a text based only game. (Remember that graphics will hide other issues in the game if they are done well.)
Just as an example of what I mean, I'm creating a very sketchy game engine below - without graphics - to show how this can work.
There's a bit of pretty coding in there. If you need any guidance with it let me know, but first make your plan. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 03:58, Jan 5 2011 UTC
- I would like it to be a text game. And thanks for the templates. -- 04:54, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Review of YouTube Poop
You asked on Lyrithya's talk page for feedback on your article.
First of all, I do realize there are a lot of YouTube Poop articles on here related to a great many subjects. To get it out of the way, I don't particularly like any of them. The concept of an article about them seems to always follow the same basic equation of talking about some aspect of YouTube Poop, referencing parts of the videos that nobody who hasn't seen it will get, and tying it into some bullshit "story".
You follow that equation to the letter. In your case, you attempted to make the subject tie into a "land that lies somewhere on the earth, but can not be found directly," which has apparently been plagued by the warring nations of characters from several popular subjects of YouTube Poop videos.
Besides the apparent flaw in the basic concept and subject of the page, your article lacks in a lot of core areas that people generally look for in an article on Uncyc. Humor, layout, structure, wording, grammar are just a few of the problems that I see with the article as a whole. The humor is entirely based on "jokes" that someone else made for a very small niche of viewers on YouTube. It isn't original, and it isn't even based on something a widespread audience would find funny.
Another thing to take into account is the layout of the article. I can see a confusing and poorly laid out article being used for an article written in the style of a YouTube poop. However, you are not trying for that goal. It is clear that the article is meant to be a pretty standard article covering the history of your mythical landmass, not a "YouTube Poop" article about YouTube Poop. Due to the fact that you are trying to write a standard article, the random and weird pictures, boring organization, and the huge map don't really make sense. An article about a landmass should probably be divided up into some standard areas like geography, culture, nations, history, economy, etc., and then each of those areas can be subdivided into other areas like each of the reigns of a nation, periods of strife, weather of certain regions, etc.
There are countless areas where it is more like you are telling something and not really explaining it or describing it. Every single section is just "This happened, then this happened, then this happened." In order to find humor, you must touch people emotionally. Slightly related is your grammar. You don't vary sentence length or structure, and there are way too many run-on sentences to count.
All in all, I do think that a subject like YouTube Poops should probably be reflected here. It is a popular Internet "genre" on YouTube, and I am sure a lot of people may search for it. However, your current rendition of such an article really falls short of an accurate representation. I sincerely doubt people who even liked YouTube Poops would find this article funny, or even like it at all.
As a side note, you can always request for a formal review at UN:PEE where people generally are willing to give an in depth review and their opinions on the articles. I wrote this review up loosely based on the guidelines they use there. Keep in mind that this is all my opinion and that you are welcome to go there for a second opinion. Generally, though, don't ask for feedback randomly in the middle of a subject on someone's talk page. Unless you are friends with the person, you should probably just ask directly if you want a specific person's opinion, or just go to the Pee Review area.
Thanks, and good luck! → 22:03 6-Jan-11 ←
- Thanks and i'm moving the page to a new one called "History of YouTube Poop" and making a new one about the actual videos.
2012
Finished? Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 11:20, Jan 16 2011 UTC
- Yeah, it looks great! -- 18:46, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
It looks like you need a ninjastar!
Here:
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01:50, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Woohoo! -- 01:51, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
The Gallery Of Uncyclopedia Art
As you've apparently noticed, I've moved this to your userspace, as it is at best an in-joke, at worst vanity, and either way, not done - a project, of sorts, I suppose, about users. Such projects are all very well and fine, but they face deletion in mainspace as they generally do not parody much of anything and serve little to no purpose to the average passerby, so please - keep the user stuff in the userspace, eh? Cheers. ~ 04:25, 18 January 2011
- Sorry Maniac, but I agree with Lyrithya. Anyway, I'm gonna put all the images you, me, and mimo have made in there. --
15:43, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
- Fabulous. Say, how do you like what i've done with my userpage? With the template links? -- 21:08, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
- Hello. I added one of Colin's pics to your gallery, a page that is turning out quite colourful and interesting. Colin's drawing came about one day when he was drawing things and did a forum asking for requests of what to draw. I said something like "a cow playing the piano while getting blown by a duck or something", and that's what he came up with, and its been on the Piano article ever since. He's got more of them. There must be lots of "hidden" and tucked-away masterpieces on the site, it's nice that you're collecting them and housing them in a fine museum, and only charging a $10 to look at them. Aleister 4:00 20-1-'11
- Fabulous. Say, how do you like what i've done with my userpage? With the template links? --
Note
I have updated your game Game:2012: The Game.
And....
What do you think? - Another n00b 18:51, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Your signature...
Is yet again too tall - the new image you added, please scale it down so that it is 12px high. As it is, it is much too large and disrupts the height of the lines. ~ 04:00, 20 January 2011
- How can his signature be too tall? Haven't you heard of John Hancock, who signed America's (Finnish people like you, Lyrithya, probably never heard of him) Declaration of something? He signed across half the page, and then spit on the rest of it so nobody else could sign it. Was his signature too big? Hardly. So there, hmph hmph horrah, toad bits in a glass, chalk cows giving chalkolate milk. Aleister 19:54 21-1'11
- He was an admin, as I understand it. They get special treatment or something. ~ 19:58, 21 January 2011
- I am a new user, Joanie faiiliir (then my symbol, which is a face laying on its side with a cock stuffed way up its cheek), and I saw this discussion. Can I join in? I don't think there should be a limit on signature size, because that would be like censorship, which is real bad where I grew up (Bosnia). Nobody should say to someone else, "Hey, don't sign things so big, who can I report you too?" like some agent of somebodything. I've said what I had to say. Good to meet all of you.
- Blame Spang. ~ 21:01, 21 January 2011
- Who is Spang? It's hard to see your tiny note down here. Hi, I'm Joanie, you must be Lyrithya. Your signature is kind of small and smudgy to my eyes. Do you have any tips for me as a noobie, and when do I win that noob prize? Can you just give it to me now? Where do I go to delete pages, because I don't like many of them. Do you want to have a tea party?
- Who is Spang? It's hard to see your tiny note down here. Hi, I'm Joanie, you must be Lyrithya. Your signature is kind of small and smudgy to my eyes. Do you have any tips for me as a noobie, and when do I win that noob prize? Can you just give it to me now? Where do I go to delete pages, because I don't like many of them. Do you want to have a tea party?
- I am a new user, Joanie faiiliir (then my symbol, which is a face laying on its side with a cock stuffed way up its cheek), and I saw this discussion. Can I join in? I don't think there should be a limit on signature size, because that would be like censorship, which is real bad where I grew up (Bosnia). Nobody should say to someone else, "Hey, don't sign things so big, who can I report you too?" like some agent of somebodything. I've said what I had to say. Good to meet all of you.
- He was an admin, as I understand it. They get special treatment or something. ~
- Ah, I believe that image is actually one of my old signatures. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 21:29, Jan 21 2011 UTC
- Who is Joanie Faiiiiir. And link your sig to your userpage. -- 01:19, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
- check your page history... Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 01:50, Jan 22 2011 UTC
- I did...and "Joanie Faiiiiir" turns out to be......Aleister! I checked the page history and it was Aleister. -- 07:09, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
- So I guess you're not the only one who has a sock puppet! *Badum crash* -- 02:37, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- So I guess you're not the only one who has a sock puppet! *Badum crash* --
- I did...and "Joanie Faiiiiir" turns out to be......Aleister! I checked the page history and it was Aleister. --
- check your page history... Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 01:50, Jan 22 2011 UTC
- Who is Joanie Faiiiiir. And link your sig to your userpage. --
Bambi meets Godzilla
I don't know which version came first, but Kenny Everett did exactly that as a segment on his show back in the early 80's. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 04:35, Jan 22 2011 UTC
- I know. But isn't it so fucking funny. It's funny how the majority of the film is credits and then suddenly Godzilla stomps on Bambi. Bambi was no match for Godzilla. -- 07:06, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
New sig!
How does everybody like my new sig? -- 
07:46, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
MY FIRST UNSIGNPOST
The edition that's black and white and dead all over
Jan 20th, 2011 • Issue 104 • Whatever happened to Wagon Wheels?
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PuppyOnTheRadio makes a discovery!
 Incredible, isn't it; we were pretty astounded ourselves... the UnSignpost actually has some news to report! Yes, everyone's favourite radio-fetishist canine has made the discovery of the This paper understands that the discovery occurred as PuppyOnTheRadio was sniffing spores, mould and fungus (as he does every Tuesday), when he accidentally sneezed mucus all over them. POTR then observed some remarkable effects as the So if you witness some huge game purges going on, do not be concerned; it's just the administrators cleaning up after POTR; needless to say they hate him for this. You all think about that before you next consider doing something useful; all you have to gain is the eternal hatred of every active administrator, although if you really want that, he has posted some ads looking for help. Also yes, this paper is aware that the image accompanying this story is of Sigmund Freud as opposed to a real scientist; this is not because we don't know who he is, but simply because POTR has issues. Facebook for a day
 Those of you who arrived at Uncyclopedia on the 16th of this month may have noticed that the main page looked like Facebook. We here at the UnSignpost certainly did; we were celebrating the inevitable salaries, dental plans and offices with swivel chairs that inevitably come with people who have money being in charge when Zombiebaron told us it was just a reskin, what a jerk. The page has received high praise from the community, especially those who were in it. The brains behind it (and we use the term brains loosely) were Zombiebaron and Lyrithya, who spent a great deal of their seemingly limitless free time working on it. This newspaper can only assume they were both living off other people's money and not paying tax at the time, because if they contributed anything to society then they would have been slumped in front of their TV's, miserable and alone, frittering away their time on earth like the rest of us. Did we mention that they are probably in the country illegally? As per this newspaper's policy of forgetting to ask people for quotes in case they say something worth writing, we have simply observed Lyrithya (from a safe distance) to find out her feelings on the reskin. Don't do this, for your own safety. All she does is eat Cheetos and whine. Zombiebaron has once again obliged us by simply saying "Zombiebaron" in response to any question our reporters ask. All joking aside, the reskin was superb and a lot of hard work went into its creation, and not just from the two users mentioned. Others were involved in some of the jokes, creativity and stuff. Check the reskin out in the main page history if you missed it, or you can check out all the main page reskins in the reskin archive. |
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Fred Figglehorn Pee Review
I have reviewed your article on Fred Figglehorn. You might want to follow my suggestions, so take some time to read your Pee Review. Anyways, you're welcome. DJ Mixerr 07:41, January 23, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig
- It's not one of my best, I admit. --
19:44, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
I will whore my grandmother for a page read
You wanna lay down with my grandmother? She'll read your tea leaves. She'll free your soul from bondage. And she'll grab a handfull and not let go. Ride 'em Granny. And all you have to do for this exquisite experience is read, not even vote for it you don't like it, Kitten Cookbook. And granny has a friend if you're into that. Thanks. Aleister 1:00 24-1-'11
- I like the article, but I have a question? Is your grandma hot? Some old people are. And if here friend is under 40, then i'll look into it. -- 22:56, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
- My Grandmother and her friend, Megan Fox, have been waiting here for hours for you to show up. They have to leave soon. Where are you? Banned or something? Damn, they just left. Megan Fox wanted to come back later, but I had to tell her you were banned, and she's going over to Magic man's place for awhile. Where were you? Aleister 1:39 26-1-'11
- That's right, Megan Fox is with me right now. -- 01:42, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
- That's right, Megan Fox is with me right now. --
- My Grandmother and her friend, Megan Fox, have been waiting here for hours for you to show up. They have to leave soon. Where are you? Banned or something? Damn, they just left. Megan Fox wanted to come back later, but I had to tell her you were banned, and she's going over to Magic man's place for awhile. Where were you? Aleister 1:39 26-1-'11
Hey Buddy
Creating sock puppets is not the smart thing to do, and lying to an admin is even worst. But the problem that I personally have with what you've done is that you used that sockpuppet to nominated yourself for UGOTM, and even though that's not much of an award, the rules say to not nominate yourself, and you broke that rule by pretending to be someone else. Same goes for voting on VFH. What I'm saying is that doing what you did in those categories is not fair to the rest of the Uncyclopedia community. Cheating is never the option; if you want success, you must have patience and work hard.
I'm not here to ground you to the dirt. I'm just asking that you think before you act, and be fair to the community. You seem to be a good contributor and it would be a shame to see such talents go to waste. Once your ban is over with, use it as a lesson, and a reason to avoid getting in trouble again. Regards.--- 
04:41, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
Hey sockhead
You got banned! Sucks to be you! Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 04:47, Jan 26 2011 UTC.
- Now now, he's already in trouble, don't get him in anymore trouble.---
04:49, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
- How would he get in trouble from that? All that could happen is after he gets done with his hard time he comes back and gets into a huge flamewar with POTR. Ending in the destruction of uncyclopedia, and the death of everyone here. Do you see the word "trouble" in there anywhere? I thought not! Ya know, it's a good thing you have people like me looking out for you while you're banned, Maniac. Otherwise people like him would be saying things like "Now now, he's already in trouble, don't get him in anymore trouble.". Gosh! Some people! -- 05:01, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
- If there is anybody who going to destroy Uncyclopedia, it's going to be me.--- 05:09, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
- If there is anybody who going to destroy Uncyclopedia, it's going to be me.---
- How would he get in trouble from that? All that could happen is after he gets done with his hard time he comes back and gets into a huge flamewar with POTR. Ending in the destruction of uncyclopedia, and the death of everyone here. Do you see the word "trouble" in there anywhere? I thought not! Ya know, it's a good thing you have people like me looking out for you while you're banned, Maniac. Otherwise people like him would be saying things like "Now now, he's already in trouble, don't get him in anymore trouble.". Gosh! Some people! --
So Good to be back!
Hooray! Hooray! -- 06:15, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
- So glad you're back! I missed you when you were gone. Promise me you'll live forever. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 08:39, Jan 26 2011 UTC
- Oh i'll live forever, don't worry. Even if someday I do something even more horrible and stupid that will get me banned for a longer amount of time (which i'm not planning to), we can still keep in touch. My email is happyhour88@hotmail.com -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 00:16, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Oh i'll live forever, don't worry. Even if someday I do something even more horrible and stupid that will get me banned for a longer amount of time (which i'm not planning to), we can still keep in touch. My email is happyhour88@hotmail.com --
Granny and friend
Yeah, granny and her friend, Megan, want to drop by your place again. I told them that you are unbanned, but as far as I know haven't yet read "Kitten Cookbook". Megan started to cry when I told her this, snd I had to comfort her, and then granny started to comfort her, and we had a three-way, and I don't know what's up now. Aleister 19:17 26-1-'11
- Don't worry, I read the article. Tell Megan to come over at 7:00 tonight. Granny can come too if she wants. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 20:45, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
- Ughhhh...um....do you have a picture of Granny when she was younger? Like a pic from when she was in her early 20's? -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 01:01, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- No. Grandmas were never in their early 20's. That's one of their appealing traits. They were always "Grandma" and nothing else. She did bring you a pie, I see, and Megan doesn't look too concerned about losing the last of her clothing. They can do a lesbian scissors make-out session at the drop of a hat, so you might as well go for it. Did you see the movie "Yes Man"? Grannie was one of the stars. Aleister 1:05 27-1-'11
- Damn right I saw it. Who did she play? -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 01:07, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Oooooh, Megan rang the doorbell. They're here, they're here...i'm so nervous! -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 01:08, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- The granny. With no teeth and a kind offer to relieve Jim Carrey of his "stress". So you've seen her in action. Aleister 1:09 27-1'11
- Sorry I couldn't answer, I was having a sexy time. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I had so much fun. Although Granny fell asleep right when she started, so it was just me and Megan. It was still fun though. We had a three way with your Grandma while she was sleeping for 5 minutes. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 03:12, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- After enjoying granny and Megan, they came over here with the video, and now it's up on some kind of tube on the internet. Megan says she will visit again if you vote for the kitten page, but only if you like it, and her. Granny will be sent elsewhere. Aleister 21:30 27-1-'11
- Sorry I couldn't answer, I was having a sexy time. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I had so much fun. Although Granny fell asleep right when she started, so it was just me and Megan. It was still fun though. We had a three way with your Grandma while she was sleeping for 5 minutes. --
- The granny. With no teeth and a kind offer to relieve Jim Carrey of his "stress". So you've seen her in action. Aleister 1:09 27-1'11
- Oooooh, Megan rang the doorbell. They're here, they're here...i'm so nervous! --
- Damn right I saw it. Who did she play? --
- No. Grandmas were never in their early 20's. That's one of their appealing traits. They were always "Grandma" and nothing else. She did bring you a pie, I see, and Megan doesn't look too concerned about losing the last of her clothing. They can do a lesbian scissors make-out session at the drop of a hat, so you might as well go for it. Did you see the movie "Yes Man"? Grannie was one of the stars. Aleister 1:05 27-1-'11
- Ughhhh...um....do you have a picture of Granny when she was younger? Like a pic from when she was in her early 20's? --
Sockpuppeting...
Judging from the remarks you got, you did a good job as a sockpuppet master.
“What it shows is you are good at sockpuppets, can change personalities, and stay in character, all good traits for a sockpuppet operator.”
Therefore, I have a special mission for you, seeing as you're part of the Grue Army. I need you to create a group of sockpuppets and screw Encyclopedia Dramatica up as much as you can. That is all. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 03:37, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- On here, or on Encyclopedia Dumbratica? -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 03:40, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Ah... Vandalizing any wiki or going outside of their expected codes if conduct is actually a bannable offense on other wikis. There is some leeway, but maybe you should consider many of the users here, including some of the admins, also contribute to ED. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 04:33, Jan 27 2011 UTC
- Puppy, if I make you a new sig, will you then say yes? -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 05:14, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Eh, PotR's right, you know... bannable or otherwise, it's downright impolite. Even the folks who ain't on both, they've every right to be on whichever they happen to be without having to deal with people attempting to muck things up; these be hobbies and whatnot, and that added in tends to be more annoying than fun. ~ 05:28, 27 January 2011
- Um... You guys seem to have forgotten that ED is a load of bullshit. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss
UncyclopedianMeganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:18, January 27, 2011 (UTC)- ED is a different website, for a different group of people. So let 'em do their thing, y'know? Besides, Codeine for one has gone on record as being an EDiot as well as an Uncyclopedian. And you really don't want to get on his bad side. --UU - natter
14:24, Jan 27
- That's enough, we aren't here to try and fuck about with ED, sockpuppetry isn't big, nor is it clever. Anyone who carries on encouraging vandalism of any kind is going to get banned. Why not focus your attention on actually helping rather than trying to damage what other people have created? ED or otherwise. I'm rapidly losing patience with almost everyone involved here, now cut it out. --ChiefjusticeXBox 14:27, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Oh, lose patience with me Chief! I love it when you get all forthright! --UU - natter 14:30, Jan 27
- I have identified you as the prime troublemaker here, you edit conflicting bastard admin. I shall have my revenge! --ChiefjusticeXBox 14:32, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Now that's the Chief I know and love. And something I was going to say before is now below, after several edit conflicts... --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss
UncyclopedianMeganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:34, January 27, 2011 (UTC)- Darn it! I was in the middle of typing something, and then I saw Chief's edit... And really, why are we saying ED is "a different website for a different group of people" when:
- Now that's the Chief I know and love. And something I was going to say before is now below, after several edit conflicts... --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss
- I have identified you as the prime troublemaker here, you edit conflicting bastard admin. I shall have my revenge! --ChiefjusticeXBox 14:32, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Oh, lose patience with me Chief! I love it when you get all forthright! --UU - natter
- That's enough, we aren't here to try and fuck about with ED, sockpuppetry isn't big, nor is it clever. Anyone who carries on encouraging vandalism of any kind is going to get banned. Why not focus your attention on actually helping rather than trying to damage what other people have created? ED or otherwise. I'm rapidly losing patience with almost everyone involved here, now cut it out. --ChiefjusticeXBox 14:27, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- ED is a different website, for a different group of people. So let 'em do their thing, y'know? Besides, Codeine for one has gone on record as being an EDiot as well as an Uncyclopedian. And you really don't want to get on his bad side. --UU - natter
- Um... You guys seem to have forgotten that ED is a load of bullshit. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss
- Eh, PotR's right, you know... bannable or otherwise, it's downright impolite. Even the folks who ain't on both, they've every right to be on whichever they happen to be without having to deal with people attempting to muck things up; these be hobbies and whatnot, and that added in tends to be more annoying than fun. ~
- Puppy, if I make you a new sig, will you then say yes? --
- Ah... Vandalizing any wiki or going outside of their expected codes if conduct is actually a bannable offense on other wikis. There is some leeway, but maybe you should consider many of the users here, including some of the admins, also contribute to ED. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 04:33, Jan 27 2011 UTC
1: EDians knowingly come over here as IPs and screw our site up. They have done so in the past and still do so again.
2: They consistently spew out countless amounts of shit(there may or may not be any good articles there, I really don't want to check)
3: I'm tired of that whole "turn the cheek" crap. Why can't we go back to "Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth"?
And of course, I was interrupted again by someone else... --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:38, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- Supposing a lot of those vandal IPs are EDians, you propose we react by degrading ourselves to their level? Alright, I'll go spam some penises and goatse all around Uncyclopedia till we're just as bad as ED. —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:48, 27 January 2011
- Partly what he said. Partly because wikiwarring is fucking childish and pointless. They are a different website. I have this crazy idea for you: if you don't like it, don't visit it. Seriously. Problem solved. Now grow the fuck up and stop this crap or never mind Chief, I'll ban the fuck out of you. --UU - natter 14:50, Jan 27
- Partly what he said. Partly because wikiwarring is fucking childish and pointless. They are a different website. I have this crazy idea for you: if you don't like it, don't visit it. Seriously. Problem solved. Now grow the fuck up and stop this crap or never mind Chief, I'll ban the fuck out of you. --UU - natter
Award
Just a quick question. Why? Awards have a meaning as there are few of them and they are there to promote the growth of Uncyc. At the present we have PotM, NotM, UotM, and WotM as the quadrella for contributors, and we have FAs and Top 3 daily and monthly for articles. We also have a few others for more technical things, such as Der Unwehr for rewrites, and magician for unnamed stuff. Plus we had a plethora of cookies and stars and thank you templates and stuff. Adding another award for no specified purpose has no purpose, and can dilute the effectiveness of the award. All this does is give people more stuff to add to signatures that are already outside of the guidelines in UN:SIG. I'm happy to assist people with coding - hence the nocat addition, which we need on more templates, but I see no value in this award, so I don't really have any inclination to help it get any further, and if asked I would suggest removing it. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 04:33, Jan 27 2011 UTC
- No. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 05:11, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
- TBH it is also kind of self-centered, what with naming it "Maniac" when your name is "Maniac mcpee"... I voted for Al, because I think he deserves it for being crazy, but I agree with pretty much everything Puppy said. On the other hand, it is in your userspace. And as long as everyone knows it's just kind of a gag award, whatever. → 20:37 27-Jan-11 ←
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Please don't nominate stuff that's on QVFD on VFD
This is somehting too many people are doing right now. Please re-read the brief and simple rules.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:58, January 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Nobody was really doing anything about that awful article until Zombiebaron did it. Now it's fine. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 17:53, January 28, 2011 (UTC)
Man...
You can't enter the PLS competition cause you're a judge. Next time, read the rules. YO! --~ 
08:12, January 29, 2011 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, right! Forgot about that. Sorry. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 18:36, January 29, 2011 (UTC)
Snow angels
Cool. It actually made you feel sick? I think that's a compliment, nobody has ever said anything I wrote made them nausceous (sp?) before. My face, my sublime odor, my way of hanging my toes out the window (any window, and anyone's toes for that matter), they all make people sick on a daily basis. But my writing, you're a first, and thank you, in a weird sort of way. What part made you feel ill, the transistion from the nice stuff to the attack? And you at least read the page, so thanks again. Aleister 2:00 30-1-'11
- To me, Christmas is the most disturbing time of year. For example, in the movie "The Polar Express", the North Pole is displayed as some kind of Nazi Germany, it's just so fucking creepy. The thing that creeps me the most of Christmas is the white fluffy stuff. AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! It's so fucking creepy! But the sexy santa chicks cheered me up a bit. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 05:24, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks for the old man quote, if you can sustain the voice for a whole article I think the old man talking about something would make for a very good page. On Snow Angels, did you actually read the whole article, or just some of it. From your comment above it seems you got sick because it was about snow. You have to read the whole thing, and scan the links, to get the story. Please try again if you didn't, thanks. And if you did, I agree with everything you said, except for snow, which I like a lot. And sexy Santa chicks too. And unless I'm miscounting it looks like you tied for the Maniac of the Month award, no? Maybe I counted wrong, but check again. Goose feathers. Aleister 14:15 30-1-'11
- No, by "white fluffy stuff", I don't mean snow. I meant this evil shit:
And I just reaized that the fluffy buggers are on the sexy santa chicks! Gawk! Now i'm depressed. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:00, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
2012
Okay, beyond what I have in Game:2012/sub, is there any other content you want included in this game? Nominally Humane! some time
- A trailer for the sequel? It's coming out February. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:01, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
- Any particular part of the game you want to add that to? Nominally Humane! some time
- I'd like to make the trailer an easter egg in the game. I'd like it around where "Kill manny" is. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 07:13, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
- Still text based - similar interface? Any ideas that I can throw at it to funkify it? Nominally Humane! some time
- When the manny choices come up, the choices are "Kill yourself for your horrible crime", "Go back", "Go Forward". Add "Do something more interesting" to the choices. Add it with this link: Game:2012/2012 II Trailer to it. I'm doing it right now, so we can work on the trailer together. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 23:55, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
- When the manny choices come up, the choices are "Kill yourself for your horrible crime", "Go back", "Go Forward". Add "Do something more interesting" to the choices. Add it with this link: Game:2012/2012 II Trailer to it. I'm doing it right now, so we can work on the trailer together. --
- Still text based - similar interface? Any ideas that I can throw at it to funkify it? Nominally Humane! some time
- I'd like to make the trailer an easter egg in the game. I'd like it around where "Kill manny" is. --
- Any particular part of the game you want to add that to? Nominally Humane! some time
Hi there...
Maniac mcpee, just popping to let you know that it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. Your are best noob category and you put your results here. Good luck:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:59, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
- I'm not in the best noob category. I'm judging the fucking thing. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:33, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Game:2012 II
I really like what you have done with the sequel, It does what The Original done, but better. This one could be one of the most entertaining things on Uncyclopedia since Alone in the dark. I think it's amazing what you've made out of it. I'm serious.... - Another n00b 16:38, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Mhm... i'm planning to be the next Zombiebaron. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:31, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Lol I made a tribute article to it, tell me if you like it. Is it acceptable for the Mainspace? - Another n00b 21:36, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
So I'll put it on mainspace, I just hope it doesn't end up on ICU like all my other articles.... - Another n00b 21:50, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
- All good to go. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:53, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
- Hey, weirdos. I beefed up your article for you. The ad doesn't have to be full, but it looked odd as just a black rectangle. Perhaps have it as a link somewhere? The article is still pretty brief, perhaps someone who cares can actually go through and reference specific gameplay elements or plotpoints, assuming the games actually have those? Also, you don't have to capitalize everything. → 20:14 2-Feb-11 ←
Hey
I just wanted to tell you that HURDUR I"M A NOOB is not in the noob category anymore. So you may want to take it out of your top five. Thanks. -- 01:10, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
Lincoln touch up
Maniac. How are you? Are we gonna get started on the touch up on the saved from huffing article? Still interested? If so...any ideas. I really liked it the way it was, and would like to keep the original total absurdity. May be difficult as people in this "era" on uncyclopedia arent digging total absurdity for absurdities sake, so there may have to be a few punchlines, a bit of history or somethingmajigger. Whadduya think? p.s. I loved your pls article, made me laugh out loud (which one was it anyways?) --Shabidoo 05:51, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- What, Joey "Piglet" Warner? -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:11, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Touching up a dead president - man you guys are sick! Nominally Humane! some time
- Huh, what? I aint doing anything. Look at Shabidoo! *runs away* -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:22, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Okay ... ehm, I guess, once again, someones ducking out of colaborating. Im not doing this one alone, but as it was saved from huffing which was all i cared about, everyone gets what they want (except the guy who nominated it for huffing and those who voted against it). I will get you next time! --Shabidoo 06:38, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Don't worry, Shabidoo, I was distracting Puppy. Next time he comes back, find Cat the Colourful and get Puppy to chase him, so we will be able to work on Abe. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:43, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Mmmmmmm, yes, Abe. The cold in Canada is freeeeeeeeezing your brain. PS I looked up that little thing on your sig, turns out to be a japanese character, whatched the clips and laughed my ass off. The Japanese are weirder than Canadians. Olé! Viva bizzarre Japs and Canuks! --Shabidoo 06:47, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Here in Canada we're having a blizzard! Holy shit!They've closen schools, stores, everything. Not sure if Little Caeser's is still open. :S -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:49, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Pay a taxi driver to deliver you some timbits, wrinkly looking cheese on chips with diarhea looking gravy, macaroni with orange chemical cheese powder, a DVD of the last time a Canadian team won the stanley cup, pay your 100CAD cable bill and watch old episodes of danger bay. :) Youre lucky you got off work! --Shabidoo 06:54, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Tough fucking shit! Downtown Toronto was a hellhole! Uhh... why are we talking like an insane asylum get together, and why don't we work on an article. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 06:58, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I dont feel bad to work. Its 18ºC where I am (cold for Feb) and we take 15 minute coffee breaks every 20 minutes meaning we can have our 2 hour lunch outside and work 2 hours a day. I like the last link you put. Fine maniac, any ideas? I think the coin must stay. The name list can go. I think the absurdity must stay. But I dont want to be a dictator. Anyhoo, Ill be back in 12 hours. Going to get 4 teeth pulled. --Shabidoo 07:08, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I'm making an edit right now. Tell me what you think. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 07:11, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I'm a puppy. I chase bitches, not pussy. Terrible joke but it had to be done. As for the article - random is okay as long as there is an inbuilt logic to the stoopid. Discordianism is a good example of this - never quite made it to FA but it has a logical concept as long as you are willing to accept the ridiculous premise as a logical place to start. It's the whole uspension of disbelief thing. I haven't read Abe, but I have often thought of writing an article on him from the perspective if the guy who assassinated him. (Okay, his name was John Wilkes something, but I don't remember the rest. I'm an Australian after all. Can you remember the name of the Australian Prime minister who went missing while swimming?) That would be my basic starting block, and of course being that Abe was a politician, and JW? was a nutjob, you can pit down all the propoghanda you like and respond to it as though it were real. That would be the concept I'd use as a starting point, and go from there. It's just an idea I'm spitballing here - feel free to take it or dump it as you see fit. Nominally Humane! some time 09:30, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- John Wilkes Booth was his name. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 18:57, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I was nearly there. Harold Holt was the PM. He is remembered in the saying He did a Harold Holt whenever someone runs away from something. It's not as common today as it was 40 years ago, but whenever someone does a runner it springs to mind. Nominally Humane! some time
- Puppy, why aren't you using the sig I made for you? -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:17, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- So um, not quite sure which edit is supposed to be yours i dont see one by you in the history Manias.. Puppy, thanks for your advice. I think it would be better to stick to only either the theme "people named abe" or just your "john wilkes booth" idea. Its a cool idea, but could we integrate any of the absurd humour with your idea? --Shabidoo 11:30, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
- a) I have a long history of hanging sigs ten times in quick succession and then sticking to one for a while and then changing it again. I like your creation for my sig, but it is very close to one I had a little while back, and not too dissimilar to the Socky one I had for a while. I will use it, but I'd like to put a minor spin on it first to make it mine.
- ii) Think about the concept as a frame you can hang the absurdity off of. By having a strong concept behind it you can throw so much stuff at it and whatever works and sticks is what you keep. Six Hats is built on a strong framework, but is riddled with the absurd. Most of the absurdity comes from the ridiculousness of reality as well.
- 4) People named Abe/shakespeare/Tim Burton is a concept that has been used a few times, and I've never seen it work well. It often degenerates into your mom and Chuck Norris very quickly. If you want to save the article after saving it from immediate huffage it has to be GOOD! Nominally Humane! some time 11:48, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
- So um, not quite sure which edit is supposed to be yours i dont see one by you in the history Manias.. Puppy, thanks for your advice. I think it would be better to stick to only either the theme "people named abe" or just your "john wilkes booth" idea. Its a cool idea, but could we integrate any of the absurd humour with your idea? --Shabidoo 11:30, February 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Puppy, why aren't you using the sig I made for you? --
- I was nearly there. Harold Holt was the PM. He is remembered in the saying He did a Harold Holt whenever someone runs away from something. It's not as common today as it was 40 years ago, but whenever someone does a runner it springs to mind. Nominally Humane! some time
- John Wilkes Booth was his name. --
- I'm a puppy. I chase bitches, not pussy. Terrible joke but it had to be done. As for the article - random is okay as long as there is an inbuilt logic to the stoopid. Discordianism is a good example of this - never quite made it to FA but it has a logical concept as long as you are willing to accept the ridiculous premise as a logical place to start. It's the whole uspension of disbelief thing. I haven't read Abe, but I have often thought of writing an article on him from the perspective if the guy who assassinated him. (Okay, his name was John Wilkes something, but I don't remember the rest. I'm an Australian after all. Can you remember the name of the Australian Prime minister who went missing while swimming?) That would be my basic starting block, and of course being that Abe was a politician, and JW? was a nutjob, you can pit down all the propoghanda you like and respond to it as though it were real. That would be the concept I'd use as a starting point, and go from there. It's just an idea I'm spitballing here - feel free to take it or dump it as you see fit. Nominally Humane! some time 09:30, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I'm making an edit right now. Tell me what you think. --
- I dont feel bad to work. Its 18ºC where I am (cold for Feb) and we take 15 minute coffee breaks every 20 minutes meaning we can have our 2 hour lunch outside and work 2 hours a day. I like the last link you put. Fine maniac, any ideas? I think the coin must stay. The name list can go. I think the absurdity must stay. But I dont want to be a dictator. Anyhoo, Ill be back in 12 hours. Going to get 4 teeth pulled. --Shabidoo 07:08, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Tough fucking shit! Downtown Toronto was a hellhole! Uhh... why are we talking like an insane asylum get together, and why don't we work on an article. --
- Here in Canada we're having a blizzard! Holy shit!They've closen schools, stores, everything. Not sure if Little Caeser's is still open. :S --
- Mmmmmmm, yes, Abe. The cold in Canada is freeeeeeeeezing your brain. PS I looked up that little thing on your sig, turns out to be a japanese character, whatched the clips and laughed my ass off. The Japanese are weirder than Canadians. Olé! Viva bizzarre Japs and Canuks! --Shabidoo 06:47, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Don't worry, Shabidoo, I was distracting Puppy. Next time he comes back, find Cat the Colourful and get Puppy to chase him, so we will be able to work on Abe. --
- Okay ... ehm, I guess, once again, someones ducking out of colaborating. Im not doing this one alone, but as it was saved from huffing which was all i cared about, everyone gets what they want (except the guy who nominated it for huffing and those who voted against it). I will get you next time! --Shabidoo 06:38, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Huh, what? I aint doing anything. Look at Shabidoo! *runs away* --
- Touching up a dead president - man you guys are sick! Nominally Humane! some time
HEY ART
HOW COME YOU NEVER INVITED ME TO MAKE AN ART FOR YOUR ARTS PAGE~?@!!! → 21:51 2-Feb-11 ←
- Um you don't get invited. You just make a picture. Here, make a picture with MS Paint and let me see it. If you do really, really good pictures, you get inducted t the hall of fame. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 22:00, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
AHAHAHA just kidding, here ya go. I call it "Maniac O'Pee"
- I like it, but why is the file name "MSPAINT"? It isn't fair to someone who wants to upload a picture about MS Paint. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 22:29, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
- There are lots of ways to have that, and besides, there's already stuff like "mspaint.jpg" "mspaint2.jpg" and "Mspaint.gif" is what is on the actual MS Paint article. Capitalization and file extension make each page on here unique, and I seriously doubt another person wants to have "MSPAINT.png" any time soon, and if they did, they could just do "MSPAINT.PNG" or something. → 22:32 2-Feb-11 ←
- I like it, but why is the file name "MSPAINT"? It isn't fair to someone who wants to upload a picture about MS Paint. --
Nominally Humane! some time 22:57, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Awards and the winners thereof
 Those of you who were rapt by the news from last issue were doubtless concerned by the news of Wikia updates, however life around the wiki appears to be proceeding as normal, albeit with more swearing and misery. Despite this last week being quite a slow one as far as news goes, the UnSignpost refuses to simply lie back and think of England. Our roving reporters have sat down with the yearly award winners to find out just how it feels to  Next we stealthily followed Aleister in Chains to work to find out just how he felt about being named Writer of the Year. He had this to say, to someone else: "Everyone nominated deserved the award. Seriously. It's like chopping a baby up bit by bit (dibs on the heart and some of the toes)," which means he is a whole 10% more stable than last years winner! It seems only fair that we should speak to Mhaille, repeat Writer of the Year loser and bureaucrat; he said, "I'd like to thank all the voters who for the fifth year running didn't get me a WOTY award and all the people who took time out from their busy schedule of not being on Uncyclopedia to come back and offer their support in our annual awards." What a splendid fellow. We here at the UnSignpost are all agreed that it takes real talent to lose as gracefully as Mhaille does. In an unprecedented turn of events, Useless Gobshite of the Year was jointly received by both Arsehole and Twattycake; Twattycake also picked up the Uncyclopedian of the Year award in a final evening of voting that will go down in history as having happened last weekend. We haven't asked them for quotes, though Twattycake did manage to say something about being incredibly grateful to everyone who voted for him. He then tried to consume our correspondent's "essence," so we haven't got anything more from him. The Top 10 of 2010 extravaganza also concluded with Suddenly, Raccoons taking the top spot, closely followed by A wizard did it, Filial Piety and Gay whales in Darfur. Mhaille, who won't stop following our journalists around, said "This years "Top" 10 shows once again that people of taste and infinite comedic writing talent must be found soon to stop this travesty from ever occurring again". The top ten extravaganza will continue for a while longer as each of the articles in the top 10 is once again highlighted on the front page. With that, Uncyclopedia's voting season draws to a close, leaving the UnSignpost bereft of filler material. Again. UnNews update
 After spending the last several months in a sensory deprivation tank, Reverend zim ulator has returned to his position at Uncyclopedia, though only on a part-time basis, the slacker. In his absence, SPIKE has been doing a There have been some grumblings about the UnNews podcast, more specifically the lack of updates since last summer. As of today, the podcast has been updated with UnNews' latest audios, dating back to January 24 2010. By the time this article is published, the list should stretch back to last August or so. Go check it out now; we'll wait. UnFunnies on UnNews main page are being changed again, after a hiatus. The cartoonist had been hospitalized with juxtaposition atrophy for the last several months, keeping him from his easel. |
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~ 02:36, 3 February 2011
A New Beginning
As the Superbowl happens today, I begin a new chapter of Maniac mcpee. Chapter 2. I hope many amazing adventures happen on this talk, and I hope that a few Pees, a few jokes, and possibly not a few bans could happen on this page. Thanks. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 23:04, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
- Here's my first archive for those who couldn't just look above and see that I list all my archives. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 05:10, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
- lol its not like the end of the world. relax... --~
20:46, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
- lol its not like the end of the world. relax... --~
Your new talk page
Has lots of space on it. I can see way down to the bottom. How did you do that? Aleister 10:36 7-2-'11
PLS
How come you don't have a #1 article in ur top 5? This question's been bugging me for 6 days now. --Scofield 15:43, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
- Fixing it now, Sco bro. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 20:33, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
- You didn't fix it, and the results are now out. --Scofield 12:05, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...
Better sign it.
Feb 10th, 2011 • Issue 107 • The newspaper that you should really sign up for and read on your own talk page
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Surprise!
 Is this a bag of poo I see before me? Indeed it is, good sirs and questionable madams; surprising, isn't it?! See how we have magnificently crafted the title of the competition here? We used the word poo, so it's sophisticated and funny! Especially if we set it on fire! Yes, it is Poo Lit Surprise time and it has been since January the 18th! However the UnSignpost won't let being some 23 days late to the competition stop the relentless march of journalism. The competition has been hosted this time around by sexy Scot Sycamore. When asked about the competition, Sycamore told our reporter "Things have gone pretty well with PLS. I've enjoyed reading many of the entries, and the quality has been very impressive - hopefully we'll see some great features from some very good new and old writers". Now in light of these comments, you may be thinking, "There's a man with his head screwed on correctly, I must pop round to his house for tea and muffins next time I'm out on a jaunt round Scotland," but we implore you not to do this, because Sycamore is, to be frank, snooker-loopy.The competition is due to provide definitive results by the 13th, but the fierce intensity in the competition id rivalled only by Mordillo's intense desire not to do any judging until late March (he claims he has life issues) and Sockpuppet of an unregistered user's desire to avoid allocating a clear winner (he clearly has life issues). The UnSignpost would like to extend its congratulations to everyone who participated in the PLS; as we always say, every single one of you is a winner; it's just that most of you won't actually be winners. Big News!
 First, a confession: I have just lied to all of you; there is no big news to report. Just about everyone has gotten over the Wikia update frenzy of a few weeks ago, there are no big awards left to report on, no controversies or pregnancies, or indeed pregnancies or controversies. We, well, I say we; it's just me really - which makes the meetings and functions really dull- have thought and thought and thought about what to put in this space. Should we tell you about Socky's idea to have yet another chance to vote in case you weren't completely sick of voting by now? Or should we look for a part of the site that nobody edits much, like UnTunes or UnScripts? We were stumped until we hit upon the idea of reporting on how you are all bunch of slackers who haven't done anything interesting this week, and it's true, everyone except Sycamore has been happy to just plod along being vaguely useful, and the UnSignpost is here to tell you that this is entirely unacceptable. We see you every day, adding things to QVFD, patrolling Recent Changes, writing articles and generally hanging about the place being limber and stress free; your attitudes are what reduced Mordillo to the burnt out husk he is today. Not that this paper encourages drama or vandalism; we just want to see the wiki fall into rack and ruin and be there to chronicle every glorious second of it! As the flames leap high into the night sky, the UnSignpost would be there, finally making use of the flak jackets we were issued last summer. Think of the coverage! We could interview Wikia representatives in their bunker at the heart of Skynet! We could run messages across the darkened fields of open warfare to... Fredd's house, the heart of the Uncyclopedian resistance. Imagine the pictures: Olipro executed by Wikia for a particularly groundbreaking piece of code that actually works! Lyrithya brutally murdered in the dead of night by nobody in particular! Not using that fecking dog image we've been using since issue 2! So to conclude, there is no way for us to fill this space this week short of encouraging a violent revolution. We hope the lot of you are satisfied. |
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~ 02:26, 10 February 2011
What?
You're gonna race Mars Bar? He is the baddest kid around! -- 
- Who's Mars Bar? --~ 18:31, February 10, 2011 (UTC)
Alright
Okay lucky guy I will edit on your retardopedia and you're gonna make me an admin. --~ 13:37, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
- Sure i'll make you an admin, but if you start blanking pages, i'll block you. Oh, and go to preferences and change the layout from "NewWikiLook" to "MonoBook". It looks nicer. -- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 16:22, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
I HATE OASIS!! DOWN WITH OASIS!!! UP WITH MONACO !!!! OASIS SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH THE WANKERS WHO MADE THAT DRIVELLING PIECE OF SHIT SHOULD BE HANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Another n00b 16:29, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Maniac vs Maniac
Maniac1075 has answered your challenge on his talk page. The website trembles. Aleister trembling
A message to everyone
ジャスティンビーバーは同性愛者であり、彼は下品な魚のペニスが子猫をレイプを使用しています。ダーティファッカー
- Um.. okay, I went to Google Transalate and this is what I got:
Justin Bieber is a homosexual, he raped a kitten to use a vulgar penis fish. Datifakka.
-- Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 22:28, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg
The Uncyclopedia UnSignpostThe Newspaper 4 out of 5 Dentists Agree On!
Feb 17th, 2011 • Issue 108 • The newspaper that won't be interrupted by some kind of nocturnal omniv-
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Who are these people?
 That's right, this week, Uncyclopedia has seen several old people reappear and start editing with the best of us. The first to appear was Codeine, who appeared on the wiki after previously dropping by only every few weeks to revert the anniversary pages and bemoan the general state of things; our forecasters are currently unsure whether we will see a full resurgence of Codeine, but they are hopeful that levels will continue to rise until everyone is crushed beneath Codeine's massive... mixed metaphor. Rcmurphy has also joined the wiki and can be sighted wandering around on recent changes, asking silly questions and trying and failing to create articles; we asked our forecasters what they thought about Rcmurphy and the chances of him staying here, but apparently they don't care about "some noob".  Anyone who has not had a chance to speak to either Codeine or Rcmurphy should head to their talk pages right now and ask about their Mum and offer to adopt them, respectively. Be gentle with these two aged Uncyclopedians; remember, everything was far simpler in their day. When they were your age, all of this was fields, Mordillo was happy, the servers frolicked in a Wikia free wonderland and you were still a glint in your Mother's eye. We were lucky enough not to sit down with Codeine, but can predict with frightening accuracy that he would have said "Would you like a mint imperial?" if we had. You can't actually sit down with Rcmurphy because he has lost his 'sitting down and giving quotes to the UnSignpost' glasses, so we don't have a proper quote from him either. We can live with this and so can you. Remember, if you edit hard and eat your greens, you too could be just like Codeine and Rcmurphy in a few short years; how awesome would that be?! Suddenly News!
 So it was, with a mixture of relief and apathy, that the top 10 extravaganza drew to a close and it was revealed to everyone with no knowledge of the chronology of numbers which article claimed the top spot. Suddenly, Raccoons joins Dragon Warrior, AAAAAAAAA!, Captain Obvious, You Are Dead and the awkward tie from 2008 in the grand cupboard of Uncyclopedia where it shall remain as an example of how to write an Uncyclopedia article. The UnSignpost refuses to congratulate Hyperbole for writing Uncyclopedia's favorite article three years running, since doing so would run contrary to our aim of ultimately crushing him with the futility of his own existence. Hyperbole: You suck. In other news, the PLS scores have been added up; anybody who has been peeking at the results page while it was being created should report to Uncyclopedia HQ for the customary 15 lashes of the cat (the same punishment for reading this periodical before it is delivered), but should also be aware that ties in the PLS are unacceptable - don't ask why; they just are - and any ties have been broken with the help of the A quick word on the forums: Poo. That was fun wasn't it? The final item of news for you this week is that Zombiebaron, everybody's favourite flesh-devouring chocolate flavoured |
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~ 06:17, 17 February 2011
Apologies
I was being a bitch to you earlier, and that was out of character for me. I usually am a bit more diplomatic than that but I've been having a shit time in RL, and I dumped it on you. It was over the top and I am deeply sorry if I hurt your feelings in any way.
As for the re-creation of yourself as another entity - it's probably a good idea. I'd like to see you mature somewhat as a writer as well - or failing that do a bit of work on potato-chopping, coding or reviewing, or even just general site maintenance. There's a school of thought that says that doing what you are suggesting is just another form of sock-puppetry, but I've also seen it done for at least one contributors advantage in the past. Of course you can ask Sannse to do the name change, but that's up to you. Have fun! Pup 08:16 19 Feb '11
- Bye. And hello once you come back as something different. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:07, 19 February 2011
- So long, been good to know you, and hello! good to know you again. You are like a crawly thing with weird antenni, or a porpoise, entering its cocoon, not having any idea of what you will emerge as. I'll pop the popcorn. Aleister 23:12 19-2-'11
- Free Viagra --~ 08:42, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
- Free Viagra --~
- So long, been good to know you, and hello! good to know you again. You are like a crawly thing with weird antenni, or a porpoise, entering its cocoon, not having any idea of what you will emerge as. I'll pop the popcorn. Aleister 23:12 19-2-'11
- Bye. And hello once you come back as something different. —Sir Socky