User:Bad Motherfucker/Uncyclopedia Marshals Service

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Our mission[edit | edit source]

Make Uncyclopedia a better place. Clean up articles, report vandals and dickheads. Be on the lookout for sockpuppets, users who risk being banned or blocked, and users who just break the rules in general. Make Uncyclopedia the best it can possibly be, and as fun as it can be. BRING THE COMMUNITY TOGETHER!

What do I get?[edit | edit source]

A free pair of aviators and donuts, on the house.

How do I get in?[edit | edit source]

  1. Be a registered user
  2. Don't be an extreme vandal

Rules[edit | edit source]

  1. You can choose to make up your own role, but it will hold the same power as a deputy marshal/marshal. (e.g. MrX making himself an upaid intern, he still holds the power of a deputy marshal, until the director promotes you.)
  2. The director is the only person that can assign the default roles.
  3. If you see any articles that need work, please use Template:Marshals Service warning on the article. If you see a user that is causing trouble, go to their page and please use Template:Marshals Service user warning. If you want to recruit a user, go to their talk page and use Template:Marshals Service propaganda.
  4. Template:Uncyclopedia Marshal is available to put with your userboxes.

Sign here if you would like to join[edit | edit source]

Smuggler 19:14, 23 September 2023 (UTC)

BeAnsman1 (talk) 19:51, 9 November 2023 (UTC)

  • Roberto 09:48, 16 November 2023 (UTC)

Ranks[edit | edit source]

Director

The big boss man.

Deputy Director

Not as much of a big boss man as the actual big boss man.

Marshal

Users who work hard to make Uncyclopedia a better place. Or users who sold their soul to Uncyclopedia or the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service.

Deputy Marshal

New Marshals to the service.

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New ranks will be implemented when the director's thought process kicks in.

Current Members[edit | edit source]

Bad Motherfucker

Director

????

Deputy Director

Alula, Sapplerx

Marshal

ARandomPage, Mr. George, BeAnsman1

Deputy Marshal

MrX

Unpaid intern

Zombiebaron Zombiemarshal
Rock-O-Jello Pony Spam Queen
Smuggler Weapons Smuggler
Orangutang94 Orange Marshal
L10nM4st3r Still-waiting-for-his-dougnuts L10nM4rsh4l
C780178 cat guardian
Roberto Aviators Distributor
Willy on wheels Marshal on Wheels!
Executive Executive Marshal

Articles currently under investigation[edit | edit source]

Users currently under investigation[edit | edit source]

Users on probation[edit | edit source]

Users the Marshals Service has taken into custody (aka the admins did everything, but we take the credit for it)[edit | edit source]

Templates[edit | edit source]

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This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.
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This article is being investigated by the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service.
This article is under investigation for classified reasons by the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service. Improve or fix this article or else it will face federal charges and a hefty fine.

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You are being investigated by the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service.
You are under investigation for classified reasons by the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service. Behave yourself or else you will face federal charges and a hefty fine.

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I want you for the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service!
You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!