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Well, I'm not one of those chaps to constantly check his edit size (OK, I am), but I just could not help but notice. OK, I know most of them were adding VFD templates, but one does sometimes feel the need to peek. As such I consider that I am now truly over 9000, and as such have adopted a new sig to identify myself as such. Also, and obviously and such... Pants. MrN 
17:09, May 11
- dood! CONGRATULATIONS! What were the 9000th and 9001st edits? • <May 11, 2008 [17:11]>
- Both edits to the Crimewatch UK article! Kinda appropriate considering I thought... :-) MrN
17:14, May 11
- (edit conflict) Gotta go for 5 figures now, join the elite! (Also, I had No. 9001 as Talk:Gordan Brown, but I overanalyse these things a lot, so meh). 11/05 17:19
- Hmm, /me checks... Yes, looks like you are correct HV! HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT??? Dam HV, you are just too good. You probably also know about that other thing? You know, the thing with the thing? You got to promise not to tell anyone about that one dude. It was a long time ago, and I'm sure everyone does not really want to know... MrN 17:24, May 11
- Hmm, /me checks... Yes, looks like you are correct HV! HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT??? Dam HV, you are just too good. You probably also know about that other thing? You know, the thing with the thing? You got to promise not to tell anyone about that one dude. It was a long time ago, and I'm sure everyone does not really want to know... MrN
- (edit conflict) Gotta go for 5 figures now, join the elite! (Also, I had No. 9001 as Talk:Gordan Brown, but I overanalyse these things a lot, so meh). 11/05 17:19
- Both edits to the Crimewatch UK article! Kinda appropriate considering I thought... :-) MrN
Removal of my template
I agree with you, templates all over a page are annoying. However, the template I added to Mordor Jalapenos had a direct relation to the page (Gimli is from Middle-Earth, where Mordor is located), and it's not like I added some completely random template just for the hell of it. So I ask you: Can I put my template back on the page? * Flumpa 
19:56, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- Tricky... Well, it's not my article, it's Cajek's, so I guess he is the best person to ask if it's helping the article. I would be surprised if he thinks it does, but I may be wrong. I see what you are trying to do there, but generally people do find this kind of template annoying. If you want to show appreciation of the article, why not do so on the talk page, or vote using the new voting system? If you really want to put this template back on, I will not revert you again, but do not be surprised if Cajek removes it as soon as he logs on. If he does, I suggest you then leave it be.
- On another note... I had a look through your contributions... Looks like you have not really edited very many articles. From your 189 contributions so far only 4 (including the one mentioned above) were actually editing articles in the main space. Maybe the best thing for you to do would be to make some contributions to current articles, or maybe even create a new one of your own. I think that if you do that, you will get a better "feel" for what makes a good article and also what other editors are likely to appreciate. It's easy to add templates, it's not so easy to write quality stuff... We have had users before who have gotten into trouble adding templates like this one, and I'm really just trying to save you from going down that route.
- Gosh! I just read back through what I wrote above, and it does all sound a bit formal! Sorry about that, and I hope you don't think I'm trying to tell you what to do. As you probably know, I'm not an admin here, and so what I say is only friendly advice based on my own experiences... Enjoy. MrN 20:17, May 11
- Well, I'm sort of inclined to say that I created a new account about halfway through my Uncyc career, and in my last account, I made three articles, one of which was nominated to be featured. Don't ask me why I decided to point that out... just trying to retain some of my non-noob reputation, I guess. * Flumpa 20:50, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- Well, I'm sort of inclined to say that I created a new account about halfway through my Uncyc career, and in my last account, I made three articles, one of which was nominated to be featured. Don't ask me why I decided to point that out... just trying to retain some of my non-noob reputation, I guess. * Flumpa
Long-delayed thankings
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Err... Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon. |
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Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch 
(Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:31, May 13
UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008
The Newspaper the Whole Family Must Enjoy!
May 15st, 2008 • Issue 2 3
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The Bible Finally Catches a Break  For years... or whatever... Conservapedia has attacked Uncyc for being too liberal. Today, Uncyc publicly derobes itself, and reveals its patriotic side. From now on, "Uncyclopedia" will be renamed "Falwellapedia" in honor of the late pastor, Jerry Falwell who died May 15th, 2007. Unsignpost spoke with the founder, Modusoperandi, in his isolated forest bunker. "I hate how the liberals treat us!" Modus shouted, along with his two followers. "Don't they see that when they make fun of us, the lord rolls over in his soon-to-be-resurrected grave?" The conservative propagandabot Fbooble is scheduled to "purge the site of any left-wing statements" by the end of the week, soon after it gains self-awareness and joins the Republican party. "HUMANS, CLOSE YOUR NOISE HOLES AND PAY ATTENTION!" Fbooble proclaimed at a recent press conference. "THE DEMOCRATS AND ALL THOSE OTHER LIBERALS ARE NEARING THE END." Fbooble, whose titanium wristwatch glistened in the afternoon sun, held up a copy of the Falwell Children's Bible near the conclusion of the conference and said "ALL PRAISE JEBUS, AND HIS INVINCIBLE ARMY OF DISCIPLES!" Although Fbooble is unclear on the details of religion right now, it promises to become ultraconservative when it does. Not all Uncyc users are happy with the transition. Although we could not find anyone who actually called themselves a liberal, we did manage to vandalize a hybrid just to equal the score. Unsignpost promises a lucrative year via advertising revenue for the Republican National Committee and a weekly "Republican of the Week" section. Changes by Fbooble will include replacing all swear words, such as ****** and ***********, with the word "daffodil," and deleting all articles. Shockporn deemed unworthy will be replaced with this image, and quotes not from the bible will be deleted with extreme prejudice. All non-American users, such as that one guy are to be called "fags", also with extreme prejudice.  How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, one of the hallmarks of Uncyclopedia, has reached the top of the heap. Mordillo, an administrator who will be the least offended when we attribute absolutely false quotes to him, recently said of the page "Finally! Although I've never read it, I hear it's full of fatherly, patronizing advice for those newbs that write those articles I'm constantly huffing!" Mhaille, who has the most linked-to userpage on Uncyc, was slightly more angry at the recent news. "I'm only in 10th place? What the f**k?" While spying on Mhaille from under his bed, the news staff heard language that no human being was ever supposed to hear. Thankfully, the staff was smashed on Listerine, and may have just made up the entire event. Mhaille commented that "No, they didn't make it up, and if they do it again they had better bring enough Listerine for everyone." The user responsible for the 36,000+ links to How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid wishes to remain anonymous, but said to our reporters through a wiretap "I just got too carried away. I wish I could take it back, but I can't, and that's no reason for threatening my family in this way! Oh jeez, I hope you get this message, Uncyclopedia. All right, I'm hanging up now, and I hope you're not angry. *BEEP*" UnSignpost Releases Second Issue  May 15th, 2008: Uncyclopedia has developed an open wound... a newspaperish one. Riding high on their success, Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek have "deployed their golden parachutes" and are "planning to pack up our shit" and "get the hell out of here." Wearing his trademark solid gold sweatpants, bought with the advertising from the first and second issues of Unsignpost, Dr. Skullthumper said "It was fun, I guess, but now it's time to move on. Like a wild hyena, Unsignpost has left its mark. There are no more stories to cover: no more people to attribute fake quotes to." Cajek, munching on a shish kabob of bald eagle babies, had nothing to add except maniacal laughter as he threw thousands of dollars into the air. Unsignpost, bankrupted by the two owner's antics, is planning to make the paper a paid subscription, unless something kooky happens, in which case it won't. In addition to subscriptions, Unsignpost is having a luau at Mike's house to raise money. "Oh, it'll be soooooo exciting!" Mike said. ...You know Mike. Anyway, Mike continued, "There'll be a silent auction, and a limbo contest, and a pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey! Oh! So exciting!" With the proceeds, Unsignpost hopes to add a "Week Box of the Week of the Week" section and a mascot. Maybe a shark. Protein folding: The latest in computer entertainment "Well that's great," you say. "So I'm helping compute protein folding, a never-before-possible situation to model on computers, and thus helping cure some of the most misunderstood diseases to strike humankind as well as advancing the knowledge of the human race into parts of science that were up until recently perceived as impossible. So what's in it for ME?!" You, yes you, will get the excitement of watching proteins fold in your very own home! "Wow!" exclaims part-time F@H user Dr. Skullthumper, "did you just see that? Did you just SEE the way that blue thing collided into that gray thing? Oh man, it was amazing! And in super-slow motion, too!" Other users have given the program similar reviews, describing it as "utterly transfixing" and "better quality entertainment than mitosis!" You, too, can join in the fun and the frenzy of the world of those wacky proteins - while saving the world! |
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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:57, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
FUCK YEAH!
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HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On
You like this article as much as I do. Therefore, you're a half-writer of it, and it has become a collab between you and I. • <May 17, 2008 [3:27]>
- Cool, dude. Thanks for giving me the ack on this one. :) John Connor (in his book "Cajek is being very generous") said of the matter... "I think it's gets a bit pant's towards the end, but we can make this one VFH worthy with a bit more effort... I'm struggling on the terminator porn thing though!" MrN 03:32, May 17
- I'll take a look at it. As soon as I saw your edits, I was laughing. Good stuff! THE's contests always involve some kind of kinky sex joke in them. Well, except the first one, but that was just practice. How soon until VFH do you think? I think it's pretty damn close... • <May 17, 2008 [3:35]>
- I think it needs a bit more work here and there, by yea, it's close. It's a bit lame here and there though still. I don't like the "To have Fun" bit much... It's almost my bedtime though, so I'm not sure if I can do much more tonight. :) MrN 03:39, May 17
- You're good at figuring out what is... "pants"... so have a look at my edits, and we can figure something out. • <May 17, 2008 [3:40]>
- I think it needs a bit more work here and there, by yea, it's close. It's a bit lame here and there though still. I don't like the "To have Fun" bit much... It's almost my bedtime though, so I'm not sure if I can do much more tonight. :) MrN
- I'll take a look at it. As soon as I saw your edits, I was laughing. Good stuff! THE's contests always involve some kind of kinky sex joke in them. Well, except the first one, but that was just practice. How soon until VFH do you think? I think it's pretty damn close... • <May 17, 2008 [3:35]>
Template stuff and Brian Peppers
I read Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion and Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy and the deletion template on the article's page. None of them had instructions for how to do the proper templates. If Uncyclopedia can't be bothered indicating how to template properly, why should I be bothered myself?
Instead, I followed Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy's instruction of "List the page on VFD as a heading". Thanks, Andjam 12:54, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Great - I have to look at the wikisyntax to find out how to do the nomination. Never mind. Andjam 13:05, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
- I dunno what you mean by wikisyntax, but all MrN wanted you to do was add it like this to the top of the list of VFD entries:
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- The trick is to copy everyone else. Blend in. Don't make a splash. Don't rock the boat. Give in to peer pressure, that's what I'm saying. All the cool kids are doing it. Cheers, - Don Leddy the Crunch
(Nyah, see, nyah!) 16:22, May 18
If I do get banned, it'll be more of a reflection on Uncyclopedia than on me. Andjam 00:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- I guess you are right. Just don't do it again. Oh, and you are part of Uncyclopedia, just like me and everyone else who CHOOSES to edit here. None of us are paid, and we are all here to have fun. Let's do that shall we? MrN 00:56, May 19
Thanks fo Vote
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Thanks for Voteing Battleship Potemkin The ship has now been turned into something else;) |
Thanks for apprciating my Whoring and for voting for my article;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- I'm not sure if you actually intended it, to work out like that, but I must say I was impressed with the way you took advantage of the opportunity. Rather classy actually. ;-)... MrN 08:50, May 19
A shiny new award for you
You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!
Put it wherever you fancy. It's none of my business what you get up to, I'm sure! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:12, May 19
Ta for that
I always forget Ban Patrol nowadays, must be getting senile! Thanks for covering, man. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 19/05 16:56
- No probs dude. I would give up on the reverting for a second or two if you want. This asshole is going nowhere. Unless you want to keep going, in which case! Hea, why not! I suspect it takes him more effort to do it than it does you to revert, which is kinda funny. ;) Now I wonder where them sleeping admins are... MrN 17:02, May 19
Thank You For Your Imput On Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Hey, MrN9000! I read your comment on my Brawl discussion page. I was really happy to see somebody write such a long comment. I can honestly say that because you wrote that, I feel a lot more inspired to work hard on it. I've only been a member here for less than two weeks, and I've already recieved an encouraging comment, so you can see why it made me so happy. I'll keep in touch, and if I need any help, I'll be sure to let you know. I probably will need some noobish questions answered in the near future, as I am not fully accustomed to Uncyc yet. Anyway, I should get started on my writing for today. Have a good one, man!
--Hylian Archer 15:26, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hea, no problem dude. Feel free to ask any questions you need to. I hope you understood what I was saying about it being a hard page to write, but I think it's great that you are having a go. MrN 20:16, May 22
UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008
The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.
May 22th, 2008 • Issue 4 • Par 6
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Oldest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered  Renowned Uncyclopedia historian Spangle Gay Glittersprinkles, has discovered the oldest non-Uncyclopedia related article ever written. "The fact that pie was the first article really opened my eyes. It really did. I see it all now: Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia... the construction and future of these wikis have been laid out before me." When asked what he meant, Spang said that, upon reading the first version of the article Pie, the future of Uncyclopedia was revealed to him. The version presently up is "but a pale shadow of what it once was." The fabled first version of the article is, according to Spang and fellow UnArcheologist TheLedBalloon, "The DaVinci Code of Uncyclopedia." One of the oldest contributors, 68.237.62.152, is said to be the creator of the fabled text, but could not be reached for comment... maybe 'cuz he was gettin' laid or somethin' cool like that. "If only the original version had survived!" Said Spang's lead balloon, who gained sentience upon glimpsing the article. "I want to know the significance of the Norris! The secret meaning behind the Wilde! The hidden power of the grue! I want to know the secret of the memes!" "First of all, how did a balloon become an administrator? Oh, right, this is Uncyclopedia." Said long-missing founder Chronarion. "Second of all, the current article you have up there is, although not as mystical, still sorta mystical... For example, look at that quote at the top! CLASSIC Oscar Wilde!" Questions arose as to why the original version was deleted in the first place, but Chronarion, who only made an appearance in one of our writer's drug trips, merely cackled, turned into a tomato, and vanished in a cloud of LULZ!!1. The mystery surrounding Pie continues, and Uncyclopedian historians are still seeking the truth. ...BUY A SUBSCRIPTION TO UNSIGNPOST to see further developments! Following Third Issue, UnSignpost Wins All Sortsa Awards n' Shit At the annual Uncyclopedia Signpost awards banquet, held every year in Dr. Skullthumper's backyard, the Signpost was the clear winner of the night, garnishing all 149 awards in all 144 categories. The press was not invited to the gala, but the Unsignpost has heard that several Uncyclopedia celebrities were at the event. Mike - you know Mike - said, "Oh yeah, we got Chronarion and Save the... whatever it was... We got 'em all! We even had Famine! Even though he still hates us, he still bothered to show up and drunkenly berate the guests! In fact, I think he's still in there, berating the furniture!" Unsignpost writers all agree that it's not pathetic to give yourself an award once in a while. We do our chores! We've been kicked around! Why don't we, the writers, get any recognition? The special boobie-prize, The Feel Okay About Ourselves Award for 2008, was accepted by Cajek on behalf of the writers instead of a paycheck. "Finally I get a god damned award." One of the writers dramatically grabbed the award away onstage and, crying, started screaming at the award itself. "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!? YOU BASTARD!!" Unsignpost is planning to make the awards banquet biweekly, in honor of the fact that the writers are extremely lonely, and just want a way to talk to loads of people without having to listen to "feedback". Newest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered Yes, the newest article, Jacob Zuma, created just at the time of this writing, is the newest article to date. No! Wait! It's RETARDIS. Wait, no, it's Broomstick. Oh whatever, the point is that we found it, and when it's deleted in three seconds, Unsignpost gets first gloating rights.
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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:15, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Unidentified man in green firing turret
How'd you like it, out of curiousity? • <2:13, 23 May 2008>
- You're too late with your whoring. I'm already editing it. I think it should be written in a slightly more serious style. Keep the same idea, not really change much in the paragraphs, but make it a bit more "serious". What do you think? MrN 02:17, May 23
- example? • <2:28, 23 May 2008>
- Better start? I think I have actually taken out some good stuff there though. Maybe I will try to work it back in. MrN 02:57, May 23
- Better start? I think I have actually taken out some good stuff there though. Maybe I will try to work it back in. MrN
- example? • <2:28, 23 May 2008>
Daddy... A little hand here?
I was wondering if you'd happen to know the code snippet for making the header on my user page appear as something else than "User:Luvvy". Can that be done? Me thinks I've seen it done somewhere, but how and where and why and /me smacks herself with a baseball bat so shut up. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) 
Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:59, 24 May
- As that message at the top of the page seems to hint that MrN is otherwise engaged, allow Uncle UU to step in. {{title-left|insert your better, funnier title here}} is what I have seen used, and indeed use myself to achieve my not-lame-at-all "Undercyclopedia" pun thing. Although it doesn't seem to be working on this PC right here and now. Hmm. Can I borrow that baseball bat? I need to make some "technical adjustments" to this PC. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:24, May 24
- I would have been content on waiting for an undefined period of time for that help, but thanks, Uncle UU, your help is, as always appreciated ^.^ Now just to give it a tweak... *grins* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:26, 27 May
- Hey, are we having a family reunion of which I wasn't invited to? ~
15:28, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
- Sabba! *Tacklehugglesmooch!* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:37, 27 May
- Sabba! *Tacklehugglesmooch!* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- Hey, are we having a family reunion of which I wasn't invited to? ~
- I would have been content on waiting for an undefined period of time for that help, but thanks, Uncle UU, your help is, as always appreciated ^.^ Now just to give it a tweak... *grins* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
Is it the 27th already????
That must mean MrN is back to.... uh... what is it you do again? I seem to remember you having wet dreams about terminators... Who are you??? • <23:18, 26 May 2008>
- Yea, it's a tricky one that article. I have not forgotten about it honest! I have a few new ideas which I'm kicking about too actually. I'm thinking of an UnNews about a revolt from toilets claiming that they have had enough of taking people's shit, and one about the new child database which is being brought in over here. Might do that one from the perspective of a paedophile with him saying what a great thing it is. Times have been tricky from them poor pedos, and this might be just the break they are looking for. I'm kicking through newpages right now though... Congrats on your latest feature! Managed to get it kept at Wookiepedia? Would be cool to have the same article on both sites. HeHe... MrN 23:26, May 26
- Good article ideas! Don't worry about our terminator article, it's fine for now. As for my VFH, I trolled long and hard through Wookiepedia to get their version of that article featured, in all its 3 sentence glory... unfortunately, they are unidentified man in green firing turret bigots. At first it sounds too specific to be distasteful, but there are A LOT of unidentified men out there, firing their turrets. • <23:30, 26 May 2008>
- Trolling? What's that? I meant put your feature up over there. I don't think that would be considered trolling so long as you did not make a fuss about it. Might be funny to see what their reason is when they decide to delete it anyway... A bit of cross wiki generosity? Is an Uncyc feature not even up scratch enough to be kept at Wookipedia? ;) MrN 23:39, May 26
- Trolling? What's that? I meant put your feature up over there. I don't think that would be considered trolling so long as you did not make a fuss about it. Might be funny to see what their reason is when they decide to delete it anyway... A bit of cross wiki generosity? Is an Uncyc feature not even up scratch enough to be kept at Wookipedia? ;) MrN
- Good article ideas! Don't worry about our terminator article, it's fine for now. As for my VFH, I trolled long and hard through Wookiepedia to get their version of that article featured, in all its 3 sentence glory... unfortunately, they are unidentified man in green firing turret bigots. At first it sounds too specific to be distasteful, but there are A LOT of unidentified men out there, firing their turrets. • <23:30, 26 May 2008>
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Please tell me why I should. The JPS 09:23, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
boomer! i can't believe him. /cries
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Hello MrN9000, This was going to be a thanks for making Orian57 attending template but then some bum said no and i didn't get the title so basically i'd still like to thank you for the support. and maybe next time. or when RotM comes round. This may not have been the best picture to use as the man in it stole kidneys for a living. That was Boomers reasoning not my grammer. |
hey, i'm not sure if we've really spoken before, thanks for voting ect... also i love the utter britishness of this page! Down with 'pants'! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
10:59, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008
The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!
May 29th, 2008 • Issue 5
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Uncyclopedia Second Most Active Wikia Site  According to local Wikia staffmember Sannse, Uncyclopedia is the second most active site, next to Halopedia. "Yep. People are more interested in Halos than Uncys. I've never really bothered to look at either site, so I'm not sure why one is more active than another, but I'm sure it's because Halopedia is superior." Reporters on-site have looked into the rumors. Apparently, Halopedia is in fact not about halos, but instead is an entire wiki... devoted to a video game. "Oh lord, this is embarrassing," said Master Chief, the main character of said video games. "I thought I could keep this under wraps for a while longer, but you people in the press are like fucking vultures. WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!" Apparently Halopedia's nearest competitor, Uncyclopedia, is some kind of "humor wiki" meant to induce laughter. "Uncyclopedia's laughter is nothing compared with ours," said Evilpedia's founder, User:Dr. Doom, "Our laughter will ring all throughout Wikia, and then: THE WORLD!". Other statistics include the nerdiest wiki and Furwiki, the most disturbing wiki. Uncyclopedia is neither the largest wiki (Wookiepedia), nor the most active (Halopedia), but it does come very close to first in both categories. Who wants to be first place anyway? Nobody wants to win all the time! Like Unsignpost's father used to say: "You learn more from losing than winning!" and really, that's all that matters! ...AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! BASTAAAARRRDDSSS!!! Following Fourth Issue, UnSignpost Does Lame Clip Show After having not seen his boss for a few days, Cajek, or as his friends call him, "Cuntjek", and his team of writers have been forced to rely on past issues and a clip show in article form. "Don't look at us that way!" said that one guy we were talking about. "A few days ago, when Skull was around, I was only editor of the fetish section, now I'm in charge of the whole thing. Jeez, I hope Skull is okay..." The lame clip show was said to be almost entirely from the first issue, when the Unsignpost was "cool", and before the fetish section took over the whole paper. According to reports to this newsroom, the clip show article included the "weekbox of the week" from issue 1 that instructed Cajek and Skull to slather humor juice on an anonymous reader, and the "Goatse Challenging Gap" from issue 2. "Oh shit, what else we got?" Carjack screamed across the newsroom. As of this issue, the huge portrait of Dr. Skullthumper has been prayed to for nigh two weeks since his mysterious disappearance. Fnoodle, who usually serves coffee to the writers (albeit very angrily), has gone on a quest to find his former master. So far, no word of Skullthumper's whereabouts have reached the press.
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Emocore
Hello ther thank you for commenting about my Emocore article I was just wondering to keep it alive what do you think I should add unless I havent fixed it already? Thank you for saying it has potential its my first article so =] – Preceding unsigned comment added by XXxChriscorexXx (talk • contribs)
- Hea, thanks for getting in contact with me about this. I have removed the ICU. As a washed up 30 something myself, this is not a subject I could really say much about, but it looks like a decent article to me now. Before you made all these latest changes it just looked a bit like a glorified list of ideas and not really in the encyclopaedic style we try to go for. It's still a bit listy but a lot less so. Maybe if you could convert some of the lists type stuff into a paragraph or two it might work better, but as it is, I think it's fine. Nice job. MrN 15:52, May 31
Blackadder
Ok, sounds good! Thanks for the review too - chockfull of suggestions and very constructive. Good luck with the gay whoring. --Knucmo2 00:50, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
- Cheers, I'm a gluten for punishment. That's one of our most edited pages, and it's a tricky one to get featured! I try... I try... MrN 00:53, Jun 1
- Really? I'm gluten free myself. Allergies, you know? I'm a glutton for cake though. Mmm, cake! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:12, Jun 2
- At the age of 10, I had the reading age of an 8 year old. Seriously. Lucky for me they invented computers just in time. Actually my mother is allergic to glutton. No really. Lactose also. MrN 08:17, Jun 2
- I did used to have coeliac disease. Anywho - what do you think of the Baldrick page now? With the images I tried to find a way of adding some more zany ones in which didnt seem arbitrary and would yet be consistent with the whole Blackadder history. Still not VFH, but maybe a few more points can be added to its tally...--Knucmo2 18:07, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Well I must say it's really getting a lot better. I tossed a few edits in. Anything you like keep, if not revert as you see fit. You are thinking VFH for this??? Well then this will need to be REALLY good. It's not there yet. The voters at VFH can be really fickle, and many are against any pages which could be considered "novelty" pages. This probably fits into the novelty category in that it's not a normal article. If you do want to go for VFH, it's possible, but don't be disappointed if you don't make it no matter how good you can make this however. My suggestions for more improvement? Well, tricky! It's dam good now. But... I suggest you read back through again and again. You obviously understood what I meant when I said it was a bit "lame" in places because most of what I thought was poor has gone now. I think there are a few areas which are still not as good as the others though. Try to figure out which you think these are, and improve them. It's always better to use less words if you can... Do more research, and keep the ideas flowing! I don't know if you like my mods... I might to a few more later after you have had another go at this! Good luck! MrN 18:37, Jun 2
- Well I must say it's really getting a lot better. I tossed a few edits in. Anything you like keep, if not revert as you see fit. You are thinking VFH for this??? Well then this will need to be REALLY good. It's not there yet. The voters at VFH can be really fickle, and many are against any pages which could be considered "novelty" pages. This probably fits into the novelty category in that it's not a normal article. If you do want to go for VFH, it's possible, but don't be disappointed if you don't make it no matter how good you can make this however. My suggestions for more improvement? Well, tricky! It's dam good now. But... I suggest you read back through again and again. You obviously understood what I meant when I said it was a bit "lame" in places because most of what I thought was poor has gone now. I think there are a few areas which are still not as good as the others though. Try to figure out which you think these are, and improve them. It's always better to use less words if you can... Do more research, and keep the ideas flowing! I don't know if you like my mods... I might to a few more later after you have had another go at this! Good luck! MrN
- I am rather determined to get it there, but it will be a lot of work. I was going to do one on 'Rimmer' from Red Dwarf, but then Red Dwarf is certainly more of a British thing than Blackadder, which seems to have appeal across the pond. But I know what you mean about the regular VFHers. As you've been here longer than I have, I welcome any collaborative input or advice on it. --Knucmo2 13:04, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
- The formula to getting something featured on VFH is simple. You make it really funny to lots of people. As your article stands now, it's funny to people who know who Baldrick is. If you can find a way to make it funny to people who are not fans of Blackadder then you are onto a winner. How you do that? Well, if I knew how to make articles really funny I would have a lot more than only 2 features. Sorry! I know that's not much help. I assume you have read HTBFANJS? I know some of the really great writers on Uncyc still regularly go back and read through HTBFANJS over and over again. Perhaps that's not that useful to you right now, but I know it does help. Maybe if you could combine what you have there now with some additional brilliant concept which would make this accessible to non Blackadder fans, that would do it. What that is? Hea, you are writing the article! I'm just some random guy on the net spouting off a load of useless advice. :-) I think there are still some Baldrick related facts which you can squeeze into your article, and I think this would help also. On a last word (for now) I also recommend that you start writing something new to diversify what you are doing. Keep the Baldrick page ticking over in the background, but it is possible to get too hung up on one page. Especially a page which is by its nature difficult to feature. I have learnt this from experience by trying to get Gay featured. For reasons (different to yours) this has been a real nightmare, and I think it's probably time for me to give up... For now anyway. For you though... Keep trying, and good luck! MrN 18:05, Jun 3
- The formula to getting something featured on VFH is simple. You make it really funny to lots of people. As your article stands now, it's funny to people who know who Baldrick is. If you can find a way to make it funny to people who are not fans of Blackadder then you are onto a winner. How you do that? Well, if I knew how to make articles really funny I would have a lot more than only 2 features. Sorry! I know that's not much help. I assume you have read HTBFANJS? I know some of the really great writers on Uncyc still regularly go back and read through HTBFANJS over and over again. Perhaps that's not that useful to you right now, but I know it does help. Maybe if you could combine what you have there now with some additional brilliant concept which would make this accessible to non Blackadder fans, that would do it. What that is? Hea, you are writing the article! I'm just some random guy on the net spouting off a load of useless advice. :-) I think there are still some Baldrick related facts which you can squeeze into your article, and I think this would help also. On a last word (for now) I also recommend that you start writing something new to diversify what you are doing. Keep the Baldrick page ticking over in the background, but it is possible to get too hung up on one page. Especially a page which is by its nature difficult to feature. I have learnt this from experience by trying to get Gay featured. For reasons (different to yours) this has been a real nightmare, and I think it's probably time for me to give up... For now anyway. For you though... Keep trying, and good luck! MrN
- Ah well, as for diversity, have no fear: I'm currently working on Bank Holiday, Allah's law, UnScripts:Winnegan's Fake (currently up for VFH), Homage to Catatonia and HowTo:Win an Argument. (Probably too many eh?) --Knucmo2 01:57, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
- Hang on... I thought that you were a new (ish) user for a while back there! Obviously I should do my homework a bit better. You joined on 26 November 2006 and you are asking me for advice? Lol. I have only been around Uncyc since November last year. So.. Um. Any tips for me? To answer your question, you can obviously handle this many articles, so I see no problem. Sometimes people get carried away creating new articles, and not bothering to finish the old ones off, but you are not doing that. Tis all good. :) MrN 02:07, Jun 4
- Hang on... I thought that you were a new (ish) user for a while back there! Obviously I should do my homework a bit better. You joined on 26 November 2006 and you are asking me for advice? Lol. I have only been around Uncyc since November last year. So.. Um. Any tips for me? To answer your question, you can obviously handle this many articles, so I see no problem. Sometimes people get carried away creating new articles, and not bothering to finish the old ones off, but you are not doing that. Tis all good. :) MrN
- I did join quite a while ago, but as you'll see I took about a year hiatus. I never saw myself committing to the thing like I do now. I think I just developed a sense of humour in that time - and I'm still finding out what my style is. I've just finished writing UnScripts:Calthorpe's Comeuppance. Its my attempt at writing something more accessible - see what you think. Its quite long though. --Knucmo2 19:28, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
- I did used to have coeliac disease. Anywho - what do you think of the Baldrick page now? With the images I tried to find a way of adding some more zany ones in which didnt seem arbitrary and would yet be consistent with the whole Blackadder history. Still not VFH, but maybe a few more points can be added to its tally...--Knucmo2 18:07, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- At the age of 10, I had the reading age of an 8 year old. Seriously. Lucky for me they invented computers just in time. Actually my mother is allergic to glutton. No really. Lactose also. MrN
- Really? I'm gluten free myself. Allergies, you know? I'm a glutton for cake though. Mmm, cake! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:12, Jun 2
God Dammit!
My talk page is only rated at 1 star! You bastards! Everyone! MrN 02:40, Jun 1
You too?
Man, I was starting to think I was the only editor here who'd seen his thirtieth birthday! And thirty-first. Thirty-second. Thirty-third... Dammit. Thanks for reminding me how old I am! /me goes to drink drano he stole from his parents. -OptyC Sucks! 
CUN13:00, 2 Jun
How dare you?
You don't appear to have a South Park image of yourself for me to add to my South Park images of people gallery at the moment. Rectify this shocking oversight, please. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:12, Jun 2
- It's not paranoia if they are all after you! Thx. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:37, Jun 2
- I await the arrival of yours with great expectation... MrN 20:44, Jun 2
- I await the arrival of yours with great expectation... MrN
- HOW DARE YOU steal YTTE's meme and tempt me to revive it here? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:54 Jun 2
Whoops
To be honest, I had never seen your name before. I just put the name in because I thought it was funny. However, you were here first, so sure, I'll get a new one. My apologies. Noob9000 21:13, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Hea, there are 8999 numbers left! No seriously, you stick with this name if you want, I actually like it. It's just a pain to change names later if you decide to. Seriously, don't change just on my account. MrN 21:15, Jun 2
- It actually would be better to change though. That way people don't get confused or anything between the two of us. I honestly don't mind, I've only had the name for like 2 days, its not going to be the end of the world. Also, its too late, I already made ACDCPres. It's my wikipedia account name, which I think gives it humor. Its like an alter ego or sumthin. Noob9000 21:25, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Cool dude. So long as you don't use the old one anymore, all is good. I'm this user ID on Wikipedia also. Hang on. Wikipedia? Who the hell is that? MrN 21:28, Jun 2
- lolz--ACDCPres 21:35, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Cool dude. So long as you don't use the old one anymore, all is good. I'm this user ID on Wikipedia also. Hang on. Wikipedia? Who the hell is that? MrN
Yo, thanks!
I won't do any copy/pastes, so this'll be short.
Thanks for that nice... uh... talk, stuff of you. You see, I'm TOTALLY new here, and this means I have to learn a few things in order to not get banned, and you actually helped me a lot (I thought I had read everything I needed, but you showed me some few others).
K. That's enough of me. And yes, I'm THAT antisocial as I can't speak even in the Internet.
The four... yes...
Bite me. 21:53, 2 June 2008 (UTC) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Falanca (talk • contribs)
OMG! Someone actually went through the trouble of vandalising my user page? Wow...
I wish to thank you warmly for reverting that twat IP's edits.
I almost didn't have time to feel violated. Thanks Daddy!
*Cuddle!*
-- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:54, 3 Jun
- No buddy messes with my little girl. Also, yes... It's actually kinda a complement in some sort of messed up way! :-) MrN 18:50, Jun 3
- I know. Does that mean I'm "popular"? O.o -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:10, 3 Jun
- I just got vandalized a few days ago. Plus, I was this guy's only target. How honoured do you think I felt? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:15 Jun 3
- I'm sure you felt very special... At least you didn't get a full frontal male nude there, did you? - -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:46, 3 Jun
- Being vandalized is what I live for! I think it's only happened two or three times... • <3:02, 04 Jun 2008>
- Yeah right... ;) I'd better ask the powers that be for permission first before I scurry off to make your day... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 03:14, 4 Jun
- Yeah right... ;) I'd better ask the powers that be for permission first before I scurry off to make your day... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- Being vandalized is what I live for! I think it's only happened two or three times... • <3:02, 04 Jun 2008>
- I'm sure you felt very special... At least you didn't get a full frontal male nude there, did you? - -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- I just got vandalized a few days ago. Plus, I was this guy's only target. How honoured do you think I felt? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:15 Jun 3
- I know. Does that mean I'm "popular"? O.o -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
Late thanks!
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~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:45 Jun 3
Y'know, you don't see many VFH thanks templates about these days, do you?
Don't care. I still use 'em. Here's one now:
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That is, me and SysRq still use 'em, obviously. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:07, Jun 4
UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008
In Pure Russian Fashion, The Newspaper That Reads YOU!!
June 5th, 2008 • Issue 6
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Sixth Issue Relies on Guest Writers For the sixth issue of Unsignpost, guest writers from outside the fold have been chosen to write a bunch of stupid crap. Among them are the illiterate administrator Zombiebaron and reformed drug mule ThePaleOne. The community's outcries were heard soon afterwards, probably. Jack Phoenix, a respected Wikia staff member, said of one of the articles "Nobody cares about Cajek trolling Wookiepedia anymore. In fact, I'm kind of ashamed of Uncyclopedia for doing something like this. It's like I'm at a well-written version of ED." The Unsignpost staff, full of miscreants and malcontents, hung its collective head in shame and went to the corner for a sit down. Qua, who wanted to be in this issue of Unsignpost to whore his userpage, issued a statement at the press conference located at his Mayan temple: "Why didn't they do an injoke article on the fifth issue? Am I the only one who cares? Where have the lols gone, my friends? Where have the lols gone?" In response, the Unsignpost sent a secret "Fifth Issue Of Unsignpost" article directly to Qua, where it will be housed until his death. The Unsignpost writers, who have had a cut in pay since the leaving of Dr. Skullthumper, are now relying on the work of random people found on IRC for their inspiration. We now present to you an article in the Unsignpost by somebody else about a guy who works at the Unsignpost... /me headdesk [note: "me" refers to the entire Unsignpost staff]
It has been reported on #uncyclopedia that Cajek, our resident editor, has been banned from the "Star Wars Wiki", Wookieepedia. There has been an outrage in the star wars community, as they find Cajek to be a charming and respectable fellow [ed note: Cajek did NOT write this!]. Even us here at the the UnSignPost believe so, ( but don't tell Cajek that! ) [ed note: I SAW THAT! YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!] I spoke to one Cajek fan, Darth Vader, to see what kind of impact this has had on the community. "It really is tragic to see him get banned," said a distraught Vader, with tears dripping from his helmet, "I just don't understand it! How can there be no Cajek?! We've seen his greatest and sometimes his somewhat lameness. But we will be EPIC FAIL without him" Vader's emotionally wrecked state shows the devastation caused by the Wookieepedia senate's unruly vote. I just hope Palpatine wasn't behind this, I voted for him too! I sat down with another fan, Jar Jar Binks, to discuss this radical move. "Mesa think its outrageous! Mesa no like Wookieepedia afta this! This beein worse than <insert name here>'s bombad faggotry!" And indeed it is. Personally, I denounce the Leftist Bias of Wookieepedia and their slander against Cajek. What did he ever do to them right? Personally, I hope Something really bad happens to those immature, pubescent, oxycotin sniffing children. In other news, 52% of Uncyclopedia agrees that Cajek should be set on fire on Sunday's Luau against 45% for drowned in his own discharge. 3% were undecided.
Alright. So. This is going to be cool. Because. You see. Therefore. Once upon a time. There was this really big house. Inside the house was a monster. Oh. This is a newspaper. Well, in that case, the monster was operating a grow op. Right. And the monster was named Skullthumper (because this is his fault, really, when you deconstruct it down to the last proton). Yeah!!!! But. Going onwards and upwards. The cops busted the grow op. It was fucking huge, man. THIS IS NEWS. IN THE UNSIGNPOST.
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So MrN
I was just wondering, you think that I'm a more italic admin? I never considered myself as such....~
12:10, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
- Well you were willing to take the actions necessary regarding at least one user in particular user who shall obviously remain nameless... Your scorched earth policy set an important precedent I feel. I don't think that you ban faster, or delete quicker than you should, but I do think that you might be quicker to take action in cases such as handling a sophisticated cyber bully. For that that I am grateful. :-) MrN 12:26, Jun 5
- Alright :), I'm trying to avoid being too harsh, but sometimes I look my patience when the crapflood is drowning me. ~ 12:31, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
- WOW. Hang on. I think you might have misunderstood what I said above. It was a complement. When I said "but I do think that you might be quicker to take action in cases such as handling a sophisticated cyber bully." maybe I should have said: "but I do think that you might be quicker than some of the other admins to take action in cases such as handling a sophisticated cyber bully.". Or maybe... UM... "You ban the fuckers which some of the other admins don't have the balls to." ... Why I try to be diplomatic on here I have no idea... :-) MrN 13:03, Jun 5
- No no, I got your meaning, it just came back to my own agenda, where sometimes I feel like I need to drop down a notch. Thanks for the compliment! :) ~ 13:53, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
- I guess it's just like working in a shop or something... You have good days and bad days. Sometimes you get loads of really nice people coming in, and it's easy to be friendly with the next person when they walk in... But when you have just served 3 assholes in a row, it's difficult to treat the next customer as you should. If you really care about my view regarding admins... I think Led has set an awesome example for all to follow. I suspect there might be times when Led might perhaps be a little too forgiving which is where you and ZB come in. Anyway, I had better stop telling the admins what for or someone will ban my arse! :) MrN 14:42, Jun 5
- And then Led will come over and unban you :) ~ 21:38, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
- And then Led will come over and unban you :) ~
- I guess it's just like working in a shop or something... You have good days and bad days. Sometimes you get loads of really nice people coming in, and it's easy to be friendly with the next person when they walk in... But when you have just served 3 assholes in a row, it's difficult to treat the next customer as you should. If you really care about my view regarding admins... I think Led has set an awesome example for all to follow. I suspect there might be times when Led might perhaps be a little too forgiving which is where you and ZB come in. Anyway, I had better stop telling the admins what for or someone will ban my arse! :) MrN
- No no, I got your meaning, it just came back to my own agenda, where sometimes I feel like I need to drop down a notch. Thanks for the compliment! :) ~
- WOW. Hang on. I think you might have misunderstood what I said above. It was a complement. When I said "but I do think that you might be quicker to take action in cases such as handling a sophisticated cyber bully." maybe I should have said: "but I do think that you might be quicker than some of the other admins to take action in cases such as handling a sophisticated cyber bully.". Or maybe... UM... "You ban the fuckers which some of the other admins don't have the balls to." ... Why I try to be diplomatic on here I have no idea... :-) MrN
- Alright :), I'm trying to avoid being too harsh, but sometimes I look my patience when the crapflood is drowning me. ~
RAAAWR
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Couple of things
Hi MrN! Just dropping by to say and ask sommat (making sense hopefully). First of all, just saying thanks for the VFH votes, and the UotM vote, and the idea for the guide, and the trousers, it's really appreciated (if a little undeserved IMO). Secondly, and possibly more importantly, all that joking (I hope) on IRC about rollback reminded me of something. Over the last few days, I've been experiencing more and more a rather big flaw in the rollback.js, whereby if it tries to revert to a user with a red-link for their userpage, it tries to create that users page, but blank, so it doesn't work and basically fucks up Firefox for a minute until it realises and tries again, by which time someone else has reverted and it just gives me the standard edit conflict box. This has happened to me about 30-odd times this week, which is annoying, and, since I know you use the same js, I was wondering if you'd noticed this, or whether it was just my shitty laptop. Thanks, ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 6/06 22:01
- Hea Heerenveen First of all... I know you may not think it, but you do deserve the trousers... I know a few people have had a problem with the .js Dr. Skullthumper was saying the same thing when he was granted rollback. Personally, I don't really bother to use that .js myself. If I do a revert I normally look back through the history of the article to find a good version. I think a lot of people miss the minor vandalism because they either use the .js or just hit rollback if they have it. In the future if another user then sees an experienced user on the history they will go back to them, and miss the other crap which ends up staying in the article. Still, I think rollback is a useful tool, and would recommend it to be given to our users who spend a lot of time on recent changes. I guess Mhaille will grant it if he thinks it's a good idea. I dropped enough hints. Enjoy. MrN 22:12, Jun 6
- Enough with the hints! I already have to hit back to stop myself reverting at least once a day, this'd make it worse. Plus, I don't want any drama. The undeserved comment was more at UotM than anything (and believe me, I've had many a protracted conversation with the voices in my head over that "win"). You're right about the general reverting though - my laptop's so slow I can actually check the history when it loads on the js to see if there's a better version, which is nice. Anyway, what happens, happens, and I'm off to bed. Night! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 6/06 22:20
- The difference between my UotM win and yours was that I was making a lot of noise in the forums at the time, whereas you hardly ever make a noise over there. I just nominated a few articles for VFD, whereas you are a recent change machine. You really deserved it. Had I not been so active in the forums in the month I won, I think you would probably have beaten me. Hea, I have an idea... Maybe you could use... OK! Go to bed... Night. :) MrN 22:30, Jun 6
- That example (you having not been active in the forums) would have probably resulted in UU winning IMO (although UU has said the exact same thing about me and his UotM). Remember I was +0 the month you won, having only been nommed on a fluke of an IRC thing from Lj. Anyways, I just got my first proper night of sleep in a week, which is nice. What could I use, anyway? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 09:56
- Now we are not rolling back to the above conversation...
- You are of course correct HV. I forget my history. I apologies UU. It was a late night the night before. All I remember is that I was lucky to win mine (especially by such a margin), and that's it's far harder to be noticed by others on Uncyc if you are not active in the forums. Is that a good or bad thing? I'm not sure. In the end the good users appear to get the reignition they deserve, so I guess that's OK. I do know that one of the admins I admire the most on Uncyc is MadMax, and I don't think I have ever seen him post anything other than on his own talk page. :-) MrN 10:48, Jun 7
- Of course. Reverting back to that wouldn't be a good course of action.
- I reckon its a good thing that the forums can help people get noticed. It encourages community discussion, and just plain community, which is something a site such as Uncyc really needs. Like you say, most people who don't pipe up get noticed eventually - though some get recognised too early, and others get recognised way too late - I remember when MadMax got opped, I think it was Mhaille who said he should have been opped a full year earlier. And I agree with him there. I don't think I've actually even seen MadMax post on his own talk page (then again, he's been inactive lately). And yes, it was a late night last night. You weren't lucky to win yours, I was (especially considering Led and Lj combined only got 5 votes). But what's past is past, anyway, and what the future is, no-one knows. Now let's sit back, and wait for the triumphant return of Cajek! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 12:06
- Which, incidentally, is less than two hours away now. Fuck me that's gone fast. This may be the first unbanning/end of ban that I've ever actually cared about, at least this much, becuase you just know he's going to come back with a ripsnorter of an article. Also, you may have noticed how bad my internet is on IRC - disconnecting every fifteen minutes, not letting me say anything etcetera etcetera. Wish I could roll it back to how it was a couple of months ago. Anyway (with no s this time!), I don't know why I'm saying this, except a) I can't wait for El Jek, and b) I'm bored with the lack of RC action. Meh. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 20:50
- Yea, IRC has been a bitch, a lot of people have been crashing out My connection has been solid all day though. I'm on ChatZilla. Have you got the latest version? MrN 20:53, Jun 7
- Yeah, it's my entire internet, not just IRC. Fucking Sky. But ah well, it's only a minor annoyance, unlike certain other things... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 21:38
- Well, I was trying not to make a forum about "it"... The madness from when the other guys asked for it was probably not good. I will try to have another word with one of the crats if I can next time I am in IRC. You have my full support in this matter as you know. I can't see why you should not mention it to one of them yourself also. Why not try that? Perhaps me saying it is not enough. It might need to come from you. Anyway, I'm off to bed now... Night.MrN 21:48, Jun 7
- I was actually implying real life stuff, which is getting frustrating right now, with that last little comment ;). Yeah Forum:Rollback rights? was a real drama-fiend, which is why once I found out about this (remember, this was your idea, not mine!) I didn't go running straight to the VD - not that I use it anyway. I haven't a clue about when Charitwo got it. Anyway, me too...Night. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 22:23
- Well, I was trying not to make a forum about "it"... The madness from when the other guys asked for it was probably not good. I will try to have another word with one of the crats if I can next time I am in IRC. You have my full support in this matter as you know. I can't see why you should not mention it to one of them yourself also. Why not try that? Perhaps me saying it is not enough. It might need to come from you. Anyway, I'm off to bed now... Night.MrN
- Yeah, it's my entire internet, not just IRC. Fucking Sky. But ah well, it's only a minor annoyance, unlike certain other things... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 21:38
- Yea, IRC has been a bitch, a lot of people have been crashing out My connection has been solid all day though. I'm on ChatZilla. Have you got the latest version? MrN
- Which, incidentally, is less than two hours away now. Fuck me that's gone fast. This may be the first unbanning/end of ban that I've ever actually cared about, at least this much, becuase you just know he's going to come back with a ripsnorter of an article. Also, you may have noticed how bad my internet is on IRC - disconnecting every fifteen minutes, not letting me say anything etcetera etcetera. Wish I could roll it back to how it was a couple of months ago. Anyway (with no s this time!), I don't know why I'm saying this, except a) I can't wait for El Jek, and b) I'm bored with the lack of RC action. Meh. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 20:50
- That example (you having not been active in the forums) would have probably resulted in UU winning IMO (although UU has said the exact same thing about me and his UotM). Remember I was +0 the month you won, having only been nommed on a fluke of an IRC thing from Lj. Anyways, I just got my first proper night of sleep in a week, which is nice. What could I use, anyway? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 7/06 09:56
- The difference between my UotM win and yours was that I was making a lot of noise in the forums at the time, whereas you hardly ever make a noise over there. I just nominated a few articles for VFD, whereas you are a recent change machine. You really deserved it. Had I not been so active in the forums in the month I won, I think you would probably have beaten me. Hea, I have an idea... Maybe you could use... OK! Go to bed... Night. :) MrN
- Enough with the hints! I already have to hit back to stop myself reverting at least once a day, this'd make it worse. Plus, I don't want any drama. The undeserved comment was more at UotM than anything (and believe me, I've had many a protracted conversation with the voices in my head over that "win"). You're right about the general reverting though - my laptop's so slow I can actually check the history when it loads on the js to see if there's a better version, which is nice. Anyway, what happens, happens, and I'm off to bed. Night! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 6/06 22:20
Hello
I have nothing to say. Crystalmountain 20:31, 7 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain
- But it's better to burn out than to fade away. MrN 20:34, Jun 7
- I feel like a torch in an endless sea. Crystalmountain 20:36, 7 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain
- I'm LONELY HERE! Crystalmountain 20:45, 7 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain
- Who said that? MrN 20:49, Jun 7
- Um..uh..Luverly did? Crystalmountain 20:57, 7 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain
- Who said that? MrN
- I'm LONELY HERE! Crystalmountain 20:45, 7 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain
- I feel like a torch in an endless sea. Crystalmountain 20:36, 7 June 2008 (UTC)Crystalmountain
Word Association
First phrase: "MrN9000, the sysop." What would be your reaction? • <3:57, 09 Jun 2008>
Oi!
In case you're wondering, I'm still alive. And, sometimes, still around.
And I dunno if it's old news or not, but congrats on your features. You're even more important than I was now! --Andorin Kato 07:15, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
- Hea, if it's not me old dad turning up after long in the wilderness! Glad to see you. Though I'm not sure what "important" means, I know it was a complement, and for that I thank you. Did you know you are a grandad? I have two kids of my own now... Luvvy won NotM and Chris is writing some great stuff, and will have more features than me soon. Hope to see you around on a more regular basis Andorin. Your kind help when I first got here was very much appreciated. :) MrN 08:54, Jun 9
- GRAMPS?! *TACKLEHUGGLE* *twitch* still on caffeine strike. GAH! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 06:55, 16 Jun
- GRAMPS?! *TACKLEHUGGLE* *twitch* still on caffeine strike. GAH! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
GAY!
I mean, YAY! I mean, hi! Yup I'm back, and it was sort of you who inspired me to come back, after seeing Gay being considered .5 of a point worse than before even though you massively improved it :P --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 08:12, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
- Drive by: Hi Fag! Good to see you about, hope you stick about for a while. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:21, Jun 10
- 'Nother drive by, but this one doesn't deserve bold text. Anyway, this is growing. Care to contribute to it again, but properly? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:49, Jun 10
- Hea Fag! Yea, I was not sure about Gay and the review it got. I was thinking of giving up on that page for a while, it's taken loads of effort, and I just think it might be one of those pages which is "really hard" (hehe) to feature. I can hardly complain, that's why I started working on it to begin with. If you have any ideas, edit the living hell out of it! MrN 08:02, Jun 11
- Hea Fag! Yea, I was not sure about Gay and the review it got. I was thinking of giving up on that page for a while, it's taken loads of effort, and I just think it might be one of those pages which is "really hard" (hehe) to feature. I can hardly complain, that's why I started working on it to begin with. If you have any ideas, edit the living hell out of it! MrN
- 'Nother drive by, but this one doesn't deserve bold text. Anyway, this is growing. Care to contribute to it again, but properly? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:49, Jun 10
UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008
The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!
June 12th, 2008 • Issue 7
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Cajek banned - New, shittier writer assigned to this stupid job
Recently Cajek, an Uncyclopedia user who has been labelled as a mystical creature, was been given a one month ban by the council of Wikia. Users who feared that UnSignpost would not be written or delivered. But Qua, who is currently in a state of shock, said that "Cajek was a good guy, I didn't expect him to get banned for a month. He was about to help me, I don't know what he was going to help me with but he was going to help me with something.". Many Uncyclopedians that are known have a hold a grudge against Cajek celebrated his recent ban saying "While he might be back in only a month, we should take the time to celebrate and rejoice a Cajek-free environment."
 It has been reported that Flumpa, Uncyclopedia's very own pimply faced ginger-nut has left Uncyclopedia forever, due to irreconcilable differences. He cites the banning of users, fights between the two, the treatment of IP's as "real people" and the lack of cookies in mommas cookie jar. One of our reporters spoke to Flumpa as he was packing his wagon to leave Uncyclopedia "I like the holding hands and the fairy floss but Sophia has icky wiki germs and I just couldn't get past that. However I hear this new EDwina down the street is available, she may play in mud but I hear she has yummy yummy cookies." 127.0.0.1, leader of the "IPs are Real People, Too" Foundation had said that "Flumpa makes some great points on IP treatment, such as telling them that behind that string of random numbers lies an actual person; A person with heart. A person with brain. A person with spleen." When asked whether he would share his hard earned money on a badge from the Keep-the-IP's-out-of-Bannation-Foundation, this reporter simply told them to bugger off and get their own alcohol addiction gawdammit! We do, however, wish Flumpa the best of luck as he travels across the wiki-street with his trademarked brand of Off-topic forums to meet this EDwina fellow.
We at the UnSignpost would like to remind all Uncyclopedian editors that June is Internet safety month. Through the efforts of Uncyclopedia and other sites across the Internet, we can help protect innocent children and frail grandmothers from seeing offensive content TURD Uhm, we're sorry about that. The editor that wrote that previous sentence has been fired, in accordance with the rules of Internet safety month. UnSignpost would like to remind all editors to use extra padding in tables, because we don't want the little kiddies touching the sharp edges and getting hurt. As per Internet safety month, all uploaded porn will be closely monitored to see if the models are engaging in safe fucking. I mean sex. SEX! I meant SEX! We apologize for the previous two editors. They have been shot, out in the hallway, in the most safe method possible, we assure you. We even laid out cushions for them to fall on. Anyway, Websense and other Internet blocking sites will up its sensors to block over 99.99% of the Internet. What will remain is available is the Wikipedia article "Frog", weather.com, and anything unblocked in China. We at UnSignpost wish you a happy Internet safety month, and hope that you stay safe. Remember to always use a firewall. Websense has blocked this column for the following reason: This column contains "humor".
Difficult times lie ahead for schoolbound Uncyclopedians. A series of semi-challenging tests lie in the near future for many, and everyone's workload seems to be growing. Unfortunately for Uncyclopedians, finals are nearly here. However, luckily for Uncyclopedia, finals are almost here! This means that, as procrastination rates skyrocket, Uncyclopedia activity grows proportionally. Haven't been studying for your math final? Those fancy words mean that Uncyclopedia usage is going up, just as teachers pull out their hair worrying about keeping their kids' averages above the department bottom line so they can keep their jobs. However, here at UnSignpost and Uncyclopedia, we pride ourselves on allowing for multi-tasking. So, here is a series of brief study guides that are pretty much all you need: Science: For this final, you will be asked questions about science. However, simply remember a few facts, and your science final will be a breeze. These include remembering that ontogeny does not recapitulate phylogeny, pyruvate and phosphofruktokinase function as glycolytic enzymes, and the kidneys are located three ribs up from the malnuric sphincter. Math: Just prove to your teacher that 1=2, and any answer you give is automatically right. English: ENGLISH, MOFO, DO YOU SPEAK IT? History: To pass this, just try to remember a few important dates: 622BC, 394BC, 211BC, 5BC, 11AD, 24AD, 300AD, 906AD, 1102AD, 1619AD, 1791AD, 1963AD, and 2012AD. Tech. Ed.: Basically, you take a saw and cut shit up. Fucking A. Music class: Try not to fail and blow any notes. You'd sure look like a real tool, then, huh. Art: Just explain to your teacher how deep and misunderstood you are, and paint your feelings. Take a few pictures with a black and white camera setting and write a few "dark" poems, and if your teacher knows how often you cry then you'll have an easy A. Foreign language: THIS IS AMERICA, SPEAK AMERICAN! Gym: If you're really planning on studying for this final, then only God can help you now.
 An article by Zombiebaron has caused a huge feud between the all-powerful admins that could ban me again. Thekillerfroggy has charged that the "Nonsense Watermelon Catastrophe" was not newsworthy enough, while Zombiebaron charges that the article is newsworthy, and therefore should not be deleted. In the fight, many people have cried "drama" and run for their lives. "Oh, this is deliiiicious!" said resident fucktard Drama. We spoke to Drama in his white linoleum mansion. He stopped seductively petting his gay snow leopard long enough to talk to us. "I loooove drama. I want their drama dripping all over my linoleum castle. I want their orgasmic screams of anger to rattle the walls! What do you think, Puffles?" "Oohh, puurrrrr" said Puffles. Some of the more regular users have claimed that the drama will bring unwanted side effects. RAHB has recently said to one of our reporters: "Remember, when there's drama, Ljlego touches himself." [Ed note: he said that on IRC, I swear. to. god. ban: banbanban.] Zombiebaron, an administrator who just happens to be a spectre of the unwept dead, spoke at his crypt this Tuesday dressed in his ceremonial black and red robes: "Hhhgggrrrr, I do not like speaking to the public: They give me a rash. As far as how random uncyclopedia is, we have two admins who are a balloon and a frog, so my article is perfect. The drama will not be settled until I taste the frog's flesh. Suffffeeeerrrrrr..." The Killer Froggy issued a statement soon after, with his frog army in the background: "ribbit? RIBBIT! ribbit. ribbit ribbit ribbit!" Both administrators have promised to ban the poor, misunderstood writer of this article if their statements were printed, but that's the risk we take to bring you the news. That's just how cool we are. Drama is the real winner here. As of this printing, he is planning to buy his gay snow leopard a fluffy red cape with the profits. And remember: every time there's drama, Ljlego touches himself. I'm not fucking kidding. He's all like, "oh yeah, oh, oh yeah I love you drama" and they're both in the love coven, snugglin' n' shit. I have pictures, guys! I swear it's totally ins AS OF THIS PARAGRAPH, CAJEK HAS BEEN BANNED INDEFINITELY. |
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:59, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Thanks but no thanks...
Thanks for the advice, dude. Know you mean well but I signed up 20 minutes ago and already the snitpicking is worse than Wikipedia. I'm outta here. - ChickieNobs666
- DUDE! NOOOO! Hea, there are a few assholes on here, but "WORSE THAN WIKIPEDIA???" Come on be reasonable! What are you working on? I will have a look at it, and see if there is anything I can do to improve it. Seriously. We are not that bad HONEST! MrN 19:02, Jun 13
I try
But the neighbours have grown these massive 40ft conifers that makes it rather difficult ;). That's the real fun part about RC-watching in my opinion - it's not rolling back the vandals (grrwhydidyouhavetomentionthatonVFSgrr), it's those inane little edits that no-one ever actually realises happen. Odd, but meh. Now, where did I put those hedge trimmers... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 13/06 21:07
- Well, I would lend you my hedge trimmers, but I think I broke the blades on them last time. (andImentionedthatcosI'mjustthekindaguywhodoesnotcareaboutkickingupafusssometimesifit'stherightthingtodointermsofUncyc) Looks like Modus has VFS in the bag. About time if you ask me. I'm guessing but I suspect the hardest thing about being an admin is deciding when to keep or not when an ICU expires. Modus' eye for good articles will surely help with that. MrN 21:15, Jun 13
- Dammit, stupid neighbours always one-upping me! (truetrueIsortaalreadyknewthatbecauseofthatVweekforumawhileagobutnoone'sgonnalookatmynomanywaysoitwon'tmatter). Yeah, 'tis about time for Modus, I think we can all agree on that (and hey, it means I don't have to bother voting!). Two things have caught me by surprise, from what I had predicted - OEJ's amount of votes, and UU's declining. Everything else was fairly predictable (Bloody hell, it's the thirteenth and I'm already talking about VFS in the past tense)... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 13/06 21:33
Bernard Mcma..whatever
Please advise the author to place article into Pee Review. As it stands, it isnt particularly funny, and would be good to have the author receive some pointers on how to make it better. PS, if youre going to remove one of my ICU tags, please drop me a message in my talk page. Thanks --Nytrospawn 00:04, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
- Hea no problem. I removed the ICU as you had not added it correctly. Had you done so, I would definitely not have removed it. As you have requested that I contact you if this happens in the future, I will. You might have noticed that there was a "note to tagger" message left on the ICU after you had put it there. That's basically an error message. There are a number of parameters which can be given to the ICU which tell the user in question what kind of thing they need to do to fix it. If you look at Template:ICU you can see what's available. I think you might have wanted to use {{ICU|~~~~~|fix=Insert extra comment here|sub=notfunny}} the notfunny generates an ICU which recommends they ask for a pee review. Sorry for this mix up, I guess a few things have changed since you were last active. In the particular instance of this article, and to save the author from getting total confused about what is going on, I will leave a message on the articles talk page recommending Pee Review. Cheers. MrN 00:27, Jun 14
Thank you MrN9000
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Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry!
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- Hea, you really deserved it. Was dam close the month before also. Your reviewing is an inspiration to us all. By inspiration I mean, I should really get off my arse and review something myself! If ever you would like me to review something you have written, just drop me a line here. :-) MrN 21:13, Jun 14
- Ah! You're too kind! I'll take up that offer someday soon I hope. (Writing a funny article really is difficult) Once again, thanks! Mightydandylion
(talk) Fk 21:44, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
- Ah! You're too kind! I'll take up that offer someday soon I hope. (Writing a funny article really is difficult) Once again, thanks! Mightydandylion
Sorry
My bad. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:00, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
- Hey again. Really sorry to have been a pain in the arse the other day; I was coming down with a fever and shouldn't have been doing anything other than lying in bed and groaning.
Already seen it
Could be a handy idea, although I can't see myself using it personally, I'm sure others will like it. And thanks for the personal edit summary there. ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:24, Jun 16
Slovenia .
Nice ICU. Just so you know, there was no joke there, it was just a straight en.wp copy and paste. Also, I really need to start going on a different talk page, I've been on this one way too much! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 16/06 20:31
Thanks, Pants Guy
Thank you for the welcome. You look marvelous! Nine to Five 18:03, 17 June 2008 (UTC)