User:Hylian Archer

          "Welcome to my user page! Help yourself to some rhubarb."

Introduction

My name is Ðion, but on Uncyclopedia I assume the alias of Hylian_Archer. I do most of my Uncyclopedia-related work while at school, where I should be doing my work instead. I enjoy the act of spewing random nonesense, therefore one should quite easily understand why I enjoy being a Member of The Order of Uncyclopedia.

"Everything you see on Uncyclopedia that was done by me, was done while I was high. EVERYTHING. Including all images, writings, forum posts..I feel more creative after having a little something-something.."

I've made a page for Super Smash Bros. Brawl and I think you should check it out.

Ðion enjoys a little smoke before he writes his articles.