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“This Guy really needs to get a life.”

~ <insert name here> on Labelord

“Waste of space”

~ User:Tezza27 on Labelord

I Am Teh LABELORD, I PWN @LL LABELS!!!!!![edit]

Spoiler warning: Plot spoilers, such as the fact that

Mr. Rogers Pwns Everyone IN The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny,

may follow. Read on at your own discretion.


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You can help by bolting it to the floor.
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Fat Albert has been spotted eating here on several occasions.
It is highly recommended that you hide all ham and baked goods prior to continuing to view this page.

You have been warned.


Canadian flag.jpg Blame it on Canada
We know those crazy canucks are somehow connected to this.


Uncyclopedia n00bs
Other n00bs

Okay. i will.

Sheltered Children who never had pussy and that post on Conservapedia apparently visit here.
Posting of obscenity here is punishable by up to 69 years frozen in carbonite and chemical castration under Ala.Code 743 § 34dd-7-69, a law that doesn't exist or even has jurisdiction over you.
Vandalism is punishable by banishment to the seventh circle of hell under U.C.A. 653 § 69-23-7. We will trace your IP address and end your ability to have kids.
So stop mocking us, liberal dimmercrat scum!


For those who want the "truth", the patriotic retards at Conservapedia have an article about Stupidity

This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

Sure Thang Sweetie Pie

usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Usb! No, really!

Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user claims all responsibility of useboxes
UB-N this user is a native speaker of userboxes
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.


For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about LABELORD.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants userbox featured.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png this user is a user box
Wiki.png This user is makes uncyclopedia better
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.

DramaticQuestionMark.png this user thinks you should read "Uncyclopedia Userboxes" too
DramaticQuestionMark.png this user thinks you should read "Userboxitis" too
Code / Links / Description
  {{AdminUser3}}  (links)
Tntasplode.png This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
  {{article count|5}}  (links)
5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
  {{audio count|2}}  (links)
2 This user has recorded 2 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.
  {{BureaucratUser}}  (links)
God4.gif This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.
  {{southpaw}}  (links)
This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)
  {{northpaw}}  (links)
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
  {{satanic}}  (links)
This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
  {{User IQ|111}}  (links)
This user's IQ is over 111.
  {{User hostage}}  (links)
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Hire a teenager while they still know it all. Help!
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!!

Then go away.

+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
  {{User MrDucky}}  (links)
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
  {{user mutant}}  (links)
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
  {{user angel}}  (links)
Face-angel.svg This user is an angel.
  {{user girl}}  (links)
This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
  {{user boy}}  (links)
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
  {{user no gender}}  (links)
This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
  {{user grue}}  (links)
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
  {{User Leon Fan}}  (links)
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
This user is reading your thoughts!
Nietzsche187a.jpg This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
  {{User Paladin}}  (links)
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
  {{User Poor}}  (links)
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.
  {{User clone|Username}}  (links)  this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
Sign2.png This user is an evil clone of Username.
  {{User Camelot}}  (links)
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
  {{User Asian}}  (links)
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7.
  {{User CS}}  (links)
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.
  {{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}  (links)
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
  {{User shiny}}  (links)
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
  {{User Official}}  (links)
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
  {{User shuvel}}  (links)
This user gots a shovel.
Yes s/he does.
  {{User wizard}}  (links)
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
Anteater2.jpg This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!
  {{User paint}}  (links)
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
  {{User wants featured|This_page_does_not_exist}}  (links)
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.
  {{User anon}}  (links)
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
  {{Rent}}  (links)
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

  {{Blank_rent}}  (links)
This space for rent.
{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}
Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox.
What links here
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
  {{User Euroipods}}  (links)
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
  {{User EvilClown}}  (links)
EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns

[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.

  {{Random User}}  (links)


This user is a artificial defensive guacamole that likes to problematize while intransigent hairless reverse osmosiss zap his neurotoxin.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random nail-biting 20-hit combo that given his abdomen inside of your 20-hit combo so you must baste him/her with your nail-biting 20-hit combo.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
  {{User diamond}}  (links)
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
  {{User pearl}}  (links)
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
  {{User See}}  (links)
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't!
  {{User Sense}}  (links)
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
  {{CuteKiss}}  (links)
Pucker.jpg Awww... how adorable! You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

  {{fire}}  (links)
Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
Snoop.JPG Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle
from Me & Snoop Dizzle!
  {{User:AAA!/Reincarnation|some guy}}  (links)
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
  {{WTFWTF}}  (links)
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
  {{User 921}}  (links)
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations[edit]

Code / Links / Description
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
  {{User cabal}}  (links)
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
  {{Search cabal}}  (links)
Villianc.jpg This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
  {{User CCP}}  (links)
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
  {{User jimbo}}  (links)
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
Hummingruby.jpg This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
  {{User Hall Hero}}  (links)
Paladin.jpg This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear them.
  {{PudgistUser}}  (links)
Weasel photo3.jpg This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
  {{User sinner}}  (links)
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
sub subliminal!
  {{User pegasus}}  (links)
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
  {{User unicorn}}  (links)
Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png
  {{User Ouroboros}}  (links)
Ouroboros.gif This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.
  {{User Anti-Huff}}  (links)
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
  {{User DoF}}  (links)
Sad clown.jpg
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
  {{FSM Follower}}  (links)

Pasta be upon this user.

  {{Reformed}}  (links)
Buddychr.png This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
  {{LoB}}  (links)
Leagueofbenson.gif This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.
Anti-Benson.JPG This user denounces BENSON.
Anti-Benson.JPG This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
Happy Face.PNG This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.
  {{Notan00b}}  (links)
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

  {{Spellin Aword}}  (links)
  {{Puppetmaster}}  (links)

  {{Rigist}}  (links)
BROTRR This user is a proud Rigist.
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
  {{User Paranoid}}  (links)
Bofh.svg This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.


Code / Links / Description
  {{User anonymous}}  (links)
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
  {{Baduser}}  (links)
Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
  {{user Geek}}  (links)
Geek.jpg This user is a geek.
  {{user cool}}  (links)
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
  {{User elite}}  (links)
1337 This user is elite.
  {{User ego}}  (links)
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
  {{noob friendly}}  (links)
Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
  {{User drill}}  (links)
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
  {{User profane}}  (links)
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
  {{User punch}}  (links)
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
sub subliminal!
  {{user hate}}  (links)
Nuvola apps important.svg This user hates you and everyone you care about.
  {{User n00b}}  (links)
n00b This user is a n00b.
  {{Superlazy}}  (links)
MEH This user redefines lazy!
sub subliminal!
  {{Unbestiary}}  (links)
This user has been punished on the Un-Bestiary.

Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg This user wishes they were queer so they could get chicks.
  {{Non-Wikipedian}}  (links)
No Wikipedia.png
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins are control freaks.
Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
  {{User no care}}  (links)
NO This user doesn't care.
  {{User moron}}  (links)
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
  {{UserSexy}}  (links)

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

hey! The above wasn't my fault!
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg
  {{User racer}}  (links)
Skyline Z-Tune.jpg This User has the Need for Speed.
  {{User Drift}}  (links)
Blue-supra-1.jpg This User can Drift and beat D.K.


Code / Links / Description
  {{FirefoxUser}}  (links)
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

  {{OperaUser}}  (links)
OperaLogo.jpg This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.
  {{User dialup}}  (links)
Verifying username and password...
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
  {{F@HUser}}  (links)
Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
  {{F@HUserbox}}  (links)
Sucrose b small.gif This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
  {{User OS:Dos}}  (links)
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
  {{LinuxUser}}  (links)
Tux-thinkpad.png This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

  {{WindowsUser}}  (links)
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
  {{MacUser}}  (links)
Finder.png This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

Countries, Politics and Culture[edit]

Code / Links / Description
  {{AmericanUser}}  (links)
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
US flag.gif

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

  {{Antitexas}}  (links)
This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
No hammer and sickle.PNG This user is an

... and is unabashedly American!

  {{AustralianUser}}  (links)
  {{AzeriUser}}  (links)
600px-Flag of Azerbaijan.svg.png This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll be fed
the pilaf of doom!

(List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)
  {{BelgianUser}}  (links)
Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
  {{BrazilianUser}}  (links)
Flag of Brazil.png This user is Brazilian. Roberto Carlos!
(List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)

  {{CanadianUser2}}  (links)
DrapeauCanada.png.png This user is Canadian
...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
and the CBC!!!
  {{Chileno}}  (links)
Condor1949.gif This user is Chilean
and knows who's the owner of Nuts4Nuts
(Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)
  {{ColombianUser}}  (links)
ColombianFlag.jpg This user is Colombian
...and is smuggling cocaine!
(List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)
  {{CommunistUser}}  (links)
Hammer and sickle.png
This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
  {{CubanUser}}  (links)
Cuba flag large.png This user is Cuban,
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
(List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)
Cz Flag.gif This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
(List of all the Czechoslovakian Uncyclopedians)
  {{EstonianUser}}  (links)
Estonian Flag.gif This user is a crazy Estonian
... who will pwn ya all!
(List of all the crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians!)
  {{IndianUser}}  (links)
800px-Flag of India svg.png This user is Indian.
He/She can only talk in Tamil and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
  {{IrishUser}}  (links)
LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
  {{IsraeliUser}}  (links)
Israeliflag.jpg This user Israeli
...Home of some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he prefers chicks that shave their armpits (or guys that were introduced to the toothbrush).
  {{NZ User}}  (links)
This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!
  {{Pieland}}  (links)
PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

(List of Pielanders)

  {{PolishUser}}  (links)
Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "":): {\displaystyle \left[ \frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }} \right ] } This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
  {{User Scotland}}  (links)
Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack.jpg This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
  {{Straight}}  (links)
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
  {{UKer}}  (links)
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and is terribly polite.
(British Uncyclopedians)
  {{VietUser}}  (links)
Vietflag.png This user is Vietnamese
...and is an unwilling commie!
(List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)
  {{User Black}}  (links)
Aljolson.jpg This user is genetically superior to most users.


  {{MoldovanUser}}  (links)
  {{AngolanUser}}  (links)
  {{IcelandicUser}}  (links)


These userboxes are oriented towards games. 'Nuff saud.

Code / Links / Description
  {{User Gamer}}  (links)
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
  {{I beat Zork}}  (links)
Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

  {{I beat Zork 2}}  (links)
Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.
Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
  {{Abyss editor}}  (links)
Abyss This user edits The Abyss.
Grueslayer.PNG This user edits Grueslayer.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
  {{Too many TAs}}  (links)
TA This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.


Code / Links / Description
Fireman1.jpg This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
  {{Frappr user}}  (links)
Earth.gif This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.
  {{MarreeManUser}}  (links)
Marree man greyscale outline.jpg This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
UnNews Logo Potato.png
This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
  {{UnReporterUser}}  (links)
UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
  {{User Pirate}}  (links)
Skullnbones.gif This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.
  {{User Bestiary}}  (links)
Sugar Glider Attack.jpg This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell.

  {{Transformer}}  (links)
  {{User Punished}}  (links)
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.

Blackknight.jpg This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

  {{User smoker}}  (links)
Smoking Sign.gif
This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?
  {{User PUTPBAA}}  (links)
Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
  {{User Vegan}}  (links)
Tofu-datasheet-1.jpg This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
  {{User Vampire}}  (links)
Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
  {{User Zombie}}  (links)
Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again.
  {{Miser}}  (links)
Investment bonds.jpg This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!
Wheel.jpg This user watches Wheel of Fortune.
  {{User assassin}}  (links)
Assassin.JPG I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
  {{Maddox fan}}  (links)
Maddox.gif This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

  {{UnMySpace}}  (links)
Uncymy.jpg This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace:*******

What links here
  {{User NAV}}  (links)
NAV dark.gif This user is a Net Authority Violator
Envelope.gif This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.

Mental maladies[edit]

Code / Links / Description
  {{User ADD Box}}  (links)
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
  {{User clownfear}}  (links)
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
  {{User Homeless}}  (links)
Homeless2.jpg This user is homeless.
  {{User mad}}  (links)
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.
  {{User No Napoleon}}  (links)  Napoléon is a user, but he normally hangs out on the French dÉsencyclopédie
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
  {{User paranoia2}}  (links)

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

  {{User pyro}}  (links)
Gefahrensymbol F.png
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
  {{User ras}}  (links)
RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
  {{User Myers-Briggs|ESFP|, really.}}  (links)

This user has tested positive for ESFP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.

  {{User gullible}}  (links)

This user believes everything they read.

This user is a complete, irredeemable peat moss. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and zooms at the peat moss.
  {{User seizure}}  (links)
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
Nuvola apps important.svg

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

  {{User ADD}}  (links)
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
  {{User_Pedophile}}  (links)
Sign11.PNG This user is a pedophile

As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

  {{User Killer}}  (links)
Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!


Code / Links / Description
  {{bassist}}  (links)
This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
  {{Clarinetplayer}}  (links)
Clarinet.jpg This user is a clarinet player, and as such is taunted by most boys.
  {{drummer}}  (links)
Drumkit.jpg This user loves to play the drums, and usually hang out with musicians.
  {{guitarist}}  (links)
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
  {{pianist}}  (links)
Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
  {{User Musical}}  (links)

This user wants to hurt you just to hear you screaming his/her name.

  {{User Metalhead}}  (links)
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!
  {{User Feedback}}  (links)
Gnome-speakernotes.svg This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!


Code / Links / Description
  {{user nj}}  (links)
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
  {{user nj3}}  (links)
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
  {{User nj42}}  (links)
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
  {{No_ninja}}  (links)
no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.
Pink Ninja Gang.jpg This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.


Code / Links / Description
  {{User aaaa}}  (links)
  {{User meow}}  (links)
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
  {{user woof}}  (links)
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
  {{User Dolphin}}  (links)
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
  {{User rot13-N}}  (links)
EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
  {{User Pi}}  (links)
  {{BANANAPHONE}}  (links)
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
  {{shot web}}  (links)
Oops no web copy.JPG This user does not know how to shot web.
  {{HeadOn}}  (links)
Head on.gif

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

  {{Simp}}  (links)  Note: This template is here because most people who don't like userboxes probably won't have this userbox on his or her userpage anyway.
simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!
{{User:Anotherpongo/User Is Toilet}}
JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
What links here
  {{User It}}  (links)
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
  {{user sesame}}  (links)
Elmo pissed.jpg

This user was brought to you by the letter J and the number 1.3E7900.

  {{User SPARTA}}  (links)


Code / Links / Description
  {{User sdrawkcab}}  (links)
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop.jpg
  {{User userbox}}  (links)
usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Usb! No, really!
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
  {{User IP}}  (links)

[[Category:Users whose IP is]]

  {{Inci}}  (links)
Inci.gif This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
  {{User block|how many}}  (links)
Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg This user has been blocked
how many times.
{{User:Berogen/User Invisible}} What links here
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
  {{User Not Calm}}  (links)
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

  {{User_duh}}  (links)
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
  {{Blank}}  (links)

War, violence and giant explosions[edit]

Code / Links / Description
  {{User asplode}}  (links)
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.
  {{Edolpsa_resU}}  (links)
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE.gif
  {{User ETP}}  (links)
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
  {{User Essex2}}  (links)
Essex girl in fashion.jpg This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
  {{User jihadist}}  (links)
US flag.gif This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country.
  {{user merc}}  (links)
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
  {{user Pillage}}  (links)
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
  {{user Viking}}  (links)
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
  {{Jihadist User}}  (links)
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
  {{User Eye Beams}}  (links)
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
  {{DieBarneyDie}}  (links)
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

  {{User SCAG}}  (links)
  {{Grue_Army}}  (links)  Note:Only users who have JOINED can place this on their page.
Grue Jammy.gif This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
  {{User Sniper}}  (links)
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.

Unknown Foreign Content[edit]

These are userboxes in languages of antique lands. They're like those cool tattoos that you get but do not know the meaning of. Use at your own risk.

Code / Links / Description
  {{User yi-0}}  (links)
GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up.
  {{User yi-1}}  (links)
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
  {{User yi-2}}  (links)
אױ װײ This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn.
  {{User yi-3}}  (links)
אױ געװאַלט Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already!
  {{User yi-4}}  (links)
אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
  {{User yi-5}}  (links)
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么.

Bullet - speak to someone you hate!!![edit]

Code / Links / Description
  {{Bullet|0}}  (links)
bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
  {{Bullet|1}}  (links)
bu-1 This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
  {{Bullet|2}}  (links)
bu-2 This user speaks intermediate Bullet and can chamber a new round semi-automatically after each shot.
  {{Bullet|3}}  (links)
bu-3 This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
  {{Bullet|4}}  (links)
bu-4 This user speaks near-native Bullet and can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
  {{Bullet|A}}  (links)
bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
  {{Bullet|E}}  (links)
bu-E This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.
  {{Bullet|F}}  (links)
bu-F This user does not have a proper firearms license for speaking Bullet.
  {{Bullet|G}}  (links)
bu-G User opposes the use of Bullet.
  {{Bullet|L}}  (links)
bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.
  {{Bullet|N}}  (links)
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
  {{Bullet|P}}  (links)
bu-P User may result in serious fouling speaking Bullet.
  {{Bullet|X}}  (links)
bu-X This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.

Typo - For htose fo us stlil in Keyboardign 101[edit]

Code / Links / Description
  {{Typo|0}}  (links)
typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
  {{Typo|1}}  (links)
typo-1 This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
  {{Typo|2}}  (links)
typo-2 This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo
  {{Typo|3}}  (links)
typo-3 Thsi suer is albe ot cnotribute wiht na advandec leve lof Typo.
  {{Typo|4}}  (links)
typo-4 Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.
  {{Typo|A}}  (links)
typo-A Yuo mihgt not eb abel to udnerstand thsi user becuaies they speka Typo wiht an extermeyl htick acecnt.
  {{Typo|E}}  (links)
typo-E Thissuer onyl speakss Typo becuase ti was a require d cousre ni shcool.
  {{Typo|F}}  (links)
typo-F This uesr got na F in Tpyo adn likes their natiev lagnuage bettew (if they ahve one).
  {{Typo|G}}  (links)
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
  {{Typo|L}}  (links)
typo-L tHiht uhtwr thpaekth Tyop wiht a raelyl htexy lihtp.
  {{Typo|N}}  (links)
typo-N Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typo.
  {{Typo|P}}  (links)
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
  {{Typo|X}}  (links)
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

Mindspeak — for people who speak their minds.[edit]

Note: Use Mindspeakm if you are (or like to be thought of as) male, Mindspeakf if you are (or like to be thought of as) female. If you aren't sure, you're on your own. Sorry.

Code / Links / Description
  {{Mindspeakm|0}}  (links)
MS-0 This user doesn't know how to speak his mind, and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying liberals.
  {{Mindspeakm|1}}  (links)
MS-1 This user has a basic understanding of how to speak his mind, but prefers to leave the free thinking to the philosophers.
  {{Mindspeakm|2}}  (links)
MS-2 This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.
  {{Mindspeakm|3}}  (links)
MS-3 This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.
  {{Mindspeakm|4}}  (links)
MS-4 This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
  {{Mindspeakm|A}}  (links)
MS-A Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn hew iz spewkeeng heez meint cauz hee zpeekz eet wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint.
  {{Mindspeakm|E}}  (links)
MS-E This user only speaks his mind because his school was secretly part of a resistance group.
  {{Mindspeakm|F}}  (links)
MS-F This user got an F in speaking his mind, and prefers to accept everything those above him tell him.
  {{Mindspeakm|G}}  (links)
MS-G This user is a member of the Ministry of Love, swears that speaking ones mind is an embarrassment to society, and hereby wishes genocide of all those liberals who speak their minds.
  {{Mindspeakm|L}}  (links)
MS-L Thith uther thpeakf hith mind wif an awfthul lithp.
  {{Mindspeakm|N}}  (links)
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
  {{Mindspeakm|P}}  (links)
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
  {{Mindspeakm|X}}  (links)
MS-X This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime.
Mwa ha ha ha ha!
This article wants to drink your blood!