User:Hypersilly/Sapium
| Sapium | |
|---|---|
| Atomic symbol | Σ |
| Atomic number | 162 |
| In the periodic table | |
 163 ← Sapium → 161
Hs
↑ Sapium ↓ 216 | |
| Physical properties | |
| Melting point | 0 K |
| Boiling point | 0 K |
| Isotopes | 314Σ |
| Electronegativity | 1.23 |
| Appearance | Bright cyan |
| Other | |
| Atomic mass | 314.16 |
| Discovery | 2000 BC |
Sapium is an element on the periodic table with an atomic number of 162. Like all elements after lead, Sapium has no stable isotopes. Its most stable isotope is S with a half-life of 74.23 attoseconds. It is a bright bright cyan glowing metal and has a radiation field so great that it can enlighten any human with knowledge. It is common in areas with lots of wise people. Only the dullest, dumbest people can go inside the field and not be enlightened. Goatfather was the first person to invent this element.
Discovery[edit | edit source]
Sapium was discovered in May 6, 2024, in Bangladesh, in the basement of Goatfather's house. Goatfather was getting high on the element Retardium and he reached peak metaphysical retardation, resulting in his soul reaching a higher level of astral plane. That is when the element Sapium was revealed to him, in his half-awakened stage. The element lit up the entire basement in a moment. Knowledge worth of thousands of millennia ran through the neurons of Goatfather. Thus Sapium, the element of knowledge, was discovered.
Form[edit | edit source]
Form one: it is the shape of a human being. This is the original form. It is also the most holy form. The original person was Thales, who is traditionally known to be the first philosopher.
Form two: When you get high on Retardium, you reach the highest peak of metaphysical retardation. Then as a post Retardium clarity, Sapium comes to you.
Form 3: The theoretical decay into a new substance. It has not been proven but it could be possible. Theoretically it has the power to enlighten the universe.
Others[edit | edit source]
Sapium is also a facebook meme page, which is inspired by the element Sapium. The page was originally named after Retardium, the element of retardation, but later it was renamed as Sapium. Like the elements Retardium and Sapium, the founder of this page is Goatfather.