User:Hypersilly/Retardium
| Retardium | |
|---|---|
| Atomic symbol | Rt |
| Atomic number | 420 |
| In the periodic table | |
 419 ← Retardium → 421
(none)
↑ Retardium ↓ 542 | |
| Physical properties | |
| Boiling point | 10,000,000 C |
| Isotopes | 911Rt |
| Electronegativity | 0.69 |
| Flavor | Retardation |
| Kinkiness | Retardation |
| Appearance | Bright blue-purple |
| Retardation | |
| Magnetic ordering | Ferromagnetic |
| Discovery | Will be discovered on 1 April 2069 |
It is an element on the periodic table with 420 protons. Like all elements after lead, Retardium has no stable isotopes. Its most stable isotope is x with a half-life of 74.23 attoseconds. It is a bright blue-purple glowing metal and has a radiation field so great that it can dissolve humans in mere seconds. It is common in areas with lots of retards and idiots. Only the smartest, most un-retarded people can go inside the field and not be disintegrated. The first person to do so will be Adolf Hitler, who will invent this element in 2069. It is the most magnetic thing on the planet thus far. It was first reported in 2022 by a FANDOM user Tbrazelton, and eventually time travel allowed it to become present in years earlier.
Retardium is one of the the only known brastonalies. Brastonalies are any element larger than Infinitium that somehow can exist. The next such element is expected to be element 96024. Sapium is the lesser known counter part of this element.
Discovery[edit | edit source]
Retardium will be discovered on April 1, 2069, in a secret underground lab. The scientists will be ordered by Adolf Hitler, the supreme leader of Germany, to find out how retarded someone could possibly be. The test person being very retarded was eventually turned into pure Retardium and everyone in the laboratory was killed almost instantly. After a while, Hitler succeeded to extract the Retardium, being the inventor of this magnificent element.
Forms[edit | edit source]
Form one: it is the shape of a human being. This is the original form. It is also the most dangerous form. The original person was Tyler gobble´s Great grandad. It is not very useful.
Form two: This is when you mix pure obombium with retardium, it creates a new element called racistium. It can detect anyone who is racist. It is not very dangerous, but very useful.
Form 3: the theoretical decay into a new substance. It has not been proven but it could be possible. Theoretically it has the power to destroy the universe.
Other[edit | edit source]
Retardium is also a meme page originated in south asia, inspired from the element Retardium. The page was found by Hitler, the inventor of the element Retardium. The page focused mostly in dark humor, with contemporary memes. But the page recently changed its name to Sapium, inspired by the element of wisdom, Sapium.