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Why hello Officer. It is always a pleasure to meet a high ranking official from the Federation.

Are you Elim Garak?

At your service. I was very curious why it is I have been asked to meet you. But let us first enjoy pleasantries. Do not let my sly grin and murderous stare alarm you – I am not a threat.

Inspector McGinley – Federation Chief Investigator. I'm here to ask you a few questions.

Oh it is a shame we must skip the polite greetings. Well Chief Federation Investigator, ask away, I have nothing to hide. I am merely plain, simple Garak, at your service.

In light of several crates of evidence, the Federation has the authority to question you. Regardless of how it may seem, all my questions are relevant to the case. First, what is your current profession?

I'm glad you asked. I am ... a tailor. (Full article...)

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... that Elvis is NOT dead? (Pictured)

... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
... that the only way the bible could have more holes is if it were written on Jesus's skin?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was?
... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?

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- Just give the Chiefs the 3-peat already, it's inevitable..
Smokey the Bear revealed to be cause of LA fires
NASA headquarters explode as major star goes on break
The Ohio State wins skibidi championship rizz (Pictured)
- In an alternate universe, Notre Dame wins and saves us all from this monstrosity
Elon Musk "accidentally" does a tribute to.. y'know
Time travelers protest Trump's inauguration, reveal we're stuck in a time loop
TikTok gets banned and unbanned in the US within 24 hours.
Who's performing at Trump inauguration? (2025)
David Lynch dies, weird town to investigate
Los Angeles Rams rest starters in playoff game; backups tush-pushed out of playoffs
Donald Trump given three Nobel Peace Prizes
Donald Trump uses his get out of jail free card
California's real estate market is on fire... literally.
- And in shambles.
- Steve Guttenberg comes to the rescue... without those goofy sound effects
South Korea's president arrested for "accidentally" declaring martial law while ordering pizza, sentenced to play in the Squid Game
Trudeau resigns after making a mess for a decade, Canucks rejoice
Alcohol gets the Surgeon General's Warning for cancer; sparking "Dry January" chaos
Jimmy Carter kicks bucket at the ripe old age of 100
Panama Canal faces ominous threats from both global warming and Donald Trump
Google reveals least popular searches of 2024

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February 5: Peyton Manning Does Everything Day

1066 - Peyton Manning, king of Normandy, conquers England.
1152 - Peyton Manning almost makes it to Super Bowl -DCCCXV, but he loses the AFC Championship after getting sacked five times by the Frankfurt Galaxy's linebacker Frederick Barbarossa.
1215 - Peyton Manning thinks up the concept for the Magna Carta.
1492 - Peyton Manning sails the ocean blue.
1776 - Peyton Manning leads the Continental Army across the Delaware River in an assault on Trenton, New Jersey.
1813 - Peyton Manning is exiled to Elba.
1860 - Peyton Manning signs the Emancipation Proclamation before Abraham Lincoln could.
2014 - Peyton Manning finally retrieves wild snap he missed on first play of Super Bowl.

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