User:Zheliel/L

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“I've always wanted an L. In my name. And I got it!”

~ Oscar Wilde on how he liked L

“I know. Named after me. Right?”

~ L for Laundretta on his name and "L"

L has been known for several years as one of the greatest historic figures in the Martian history. Mr. V [for Vendetta] rumoredly travelled from London to Mars to quench the Uprising Rebellion against the great Martian Leader, Martian Luther King, using the name of "L for Laundretta". Thankfully, the rebellion of B.C. 1337 was soon over, but only with the help of "L for Launderetta", with the butting in of Georgina Bushie.[1]

History[edit | edit source]

“Ah! His Story! Why not mine you evil little bi***?”

~ L on why there was a section called His Story and Not L's Story
Modern Reproduction of the Making of L

The letter L came about when an Ancient Caveman discovered that letters had been already invented by a man called Dodo. The ancient alphabet had 25 letters, without L, sadly. In a desperate attempt to tell his friends, he tried to write the whole alphabet from them. But, he fumbled at the letter I and accidentally wrote a single stroke down. Not wanting to disappoint his caveman buddies, he made up a fake letter and the true alphabet came about.

From there, the cavemen learnt how to make and wear clothes (yes, like you, they didn't wear clothes). All they did was to make a Giant L and wrap it around themselves. How fascinating!

Later, the Capital Letter "L" got changed to "L" to prevent confusion. Of course, George Bush was the one who helped everybody "do that thing you do". And someone else changed the letter "L" to the letter "L" so as to prevent people from thinking that "L" was "L".

Way to Fame[edit | edit source]

V for Vendetta acting as L for Launderetta in a a Martian TV show

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After "L for Launderetta" quenched the Martian rebellion, L became the icon of Mars. Martian Luther King ordered a statue of "L" (the letter) to be put up just beside the pink house, Martian form of the White House. Monkeys Martians from all over the world went on long pilgrimages to worship the likeness of "L for Launderetta". How stupid interesting were their ideas!

High Lord Oscar Wide (Oscar Wide at that time), governer of Taiwan, saw the enthusiasm the Martian's had with L and decided to include an "L" in his name to please the Martians, who were also known as giraffes. Sadly, the Giraffes/Martians were not pleased an felt that it was an insult to "L", so they declared war with Taiwan due to the letter L. So the War of the Taiwan Giraffes started.

The War of the Taiwan Giraffes lasted for about 17 17.14159 years, with the extra 0.14159 years due to it ending on the International Pi Day where everone was supposed to include ".14159" to everything. Sadly, this guy called Vlad Tepes glitched the entire world's computer systems, so the game War of the Taiwan Giraffes had to be continued another day. In Another day. And in another day. Oh, and in another day. And all the GMs were sad that they could not control the war until...another day. In Another day. And in another day. Oh, and- *Yes! Yes! We know! Now continue.*[2]

And, there is no more-

There is some more. See that little section there? No? Of course you don't. It doesn't exist.

Which means, there is no more, there is no more, there is no more... [3]

Elmo[edit | edit source]

Elmo killing an L fighter

Many people stop and wonder what Elmo has to do with L. Many people, like you (yes, that's you, the the fat guy there), don't know what L has to do with Elmo! So let me explain. Of course, oreos Elmo has to do with Elmo Elmo Elmo L as Elmo once was called "L-mo". Ah! You see! That! You see! No?[4]

...

Come on, you do see.

But on a bright and sunny day, Jack and Jill went up a hill, and they never fixed him back again...[5]

...

See? You got it!

Anyway, Elmo hated E. Like you. But Barney, wanting to spread hatred and contempt around the world, did the most outrageous thing. He said hi to Elmo! Simply disgusting. Then Big Bird aka yew, added an "E" to Elmo. As Elmo hated Es, he decided to start a campaign of Ls. He went all over the world to tell people about the goodness of L, the goodness of L and the goodness of L. Obviously, some people were against it but they were smart. *Ooh!*. They committed suicide, not willing themselves to get killed by Elmo. How Smart! Those people who resisted L were called L fighters, and L for Launderetta joined in the fight to kill the L fighters. In the end, everybody submitted to the great L. And L for Launderetta was pleased.

Notable Achievements[edit | edit source]

L is soooo easy to write. Just 15 minutes and a set of expensive calligraphy pens to get it right. Isn't it simple?

Referencesl[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ I, L for Launderetta, V for Vendetta ISBN-9436-1366-1367
  2. ↑ The Great War of the Taiwan Giraffes, the complet- not complete, abridged version
  3. ↑ Loops 101
  4. ↑ Sesame Street Stupid? BBC finds out
  5. ↑ The Correct unabridged version of Humpty Dumpty
  6. ↑ lol.com
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