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Word of the day
procrastination
Try to use it in conversation.
Knowledge is power.
In the news
- God in his recent interview, claims that Iran is nothing but a pigment of your imagination stating that "Just because you saw it on CNN doesn't means that it's true" Matthew 28:10. Amin.
- The National Association of Cat Breastfeeders announced today that cat breastfeeding is apparently a sin against God, and advised its members to stop breastfeeding cats immediately, or face eternal damnation in a lake of fire and/or brimstone.
- The President of Iran denies the existence of Uncyclopedia, stating that it's a myth created by the Western World.
- Steven Spielberg is to release Munich, the Jew's answer to The Passion of the Christ
- President Josiah Bartlett and President Mackenzie Allen duke it out. Both are in critical condition.
- Following Brazil's lead, the nation of Canada makes up its mind about what language they want. Formerly both a French and English speaking country, they will be switching to 1337 on April 1st.
More Current Events at UnNews News
Did you know...
- ... that I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It was written by a computer?
- ... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
- ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
- ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
- ... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
- ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
- ... that there's more to the 9/11 attacks than the conspiracy theorists would have you believe? Like, way more?
Do you care...
- ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
- ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
- ... that Earth is the best planet in the world?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
- ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
- ... the muffin man?
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Writer and Noob of the Month
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Savethemooses won. In fact, nobody else even got a single vote. Fraud is suspected, though Mooses insists he won fairly. And by "fairly" he means ballot stuffing, IRC spam campaigns, and a healthy amount of nooblet pwning on the side, which has nothing to do with writing. But then, neither does the WotM award, usually. His work includes the old classic Pot v. Kettle, the highly mediocre-tastic Mediocre Britain, and a new favorite in J.D. Salinger.
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A close-run battle between newcomers Suresh and Whywhywhy ended in a victory for the latter, proving once and for all that democracy just doesn't work. Seriously folks. Why3 likes to consider himself a Noob's Noob and promises to support the word STOAT during his tenure. His "work" includes SimShitty and HowTo:Make Enemies
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