User:Frosty/Fluorine
“Fluorine did holocaust?”
“Highly toxic, can corrode glass, blood of millions or jews on it, major component of CFCs is there really anything positive to say about this element?”
Fluorine is an element native to the periodic table, famous for its work in gassing innocent jews in the 1940s, fluorine has now retired to the Halogen section of the periodic table, with her sisters: chlorine, bromine, iodine and astatine. Fluorine is a highly explosive gas in nature and can shrivel up a respiratory tract in record breaking time, acids of the element can also be used to dissolve glass, stone, wood and inconvenient bodies at only ninety bucks a galloon.
Like her sisters, Fluorine is highly reactive, seen canoodling with almost all metals on the periodic table, desperate for their sweet electrons. It is therefore very hard to obtain the pure gas, which is used for the purposes of demonstrating it's ability to spontaneously ignite almost all materials, however once obtained it must be used almost immediately or else it will simply eat through any container used for storage.
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Fluorine is pale yellow in color (simliar to piss), unlike piss it is a gas and will explode of contact with ANYTHING (somthing she and her sisters all hve in common. Fluorine however is far more
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Make sure you memorize these for the test!
*Technically an atom of Cheesium has an atomic number of four (4), but that's only for the idiotic table.