Uncyclopedia:Marshals Service
Our mission[edit source]
Make Uncyclopedia a better place. Clean up articles, report vandals and dickheads. Be on the lookout for sockpuppets, users who risk being banned or blocked, and users who just break the rules in general. Make Uncyclopedia the best it can possibly be, and as fun as it can be. BRING THE COMMUNITY TOGETHER!
What do I get?[edit source]
A free pair of aviators and donuts, on the house.
How do I get in?[edit source]
- Be a registered user
- Don't be a vandal
Rules[edit source]
- You can choose to make up your own role, but it will hold the same power as a deputy marshal/marshal. (e.g. MrX making himself an upaid intern, he still holds the power of a deputy marshal, until the director promotes you.)
- The director is the only person that can assign the default roles.
- If you see any articles that need work, please use Template:Marshals Service warning on the article. If you see a user that is causing trouble, go to their page and please use Template:Marshals Service user warning. If you want to recruit a user, go to their talk page and use Template:Marshals Service propaganda.
- Template:Uncyclopedia Marshal is available to put with your userboxes.
Sign here if you would like to join[edit source]
- Emicraft :P 18:35, 5 April 2024 (UTC)
- ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do)
- Orange Tang 06:17, 6 May 2023 (UTC)
- Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 21:57, 27 May 2023 (UTC)
- Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:20, 6 June 2023 (UTC)
- Executive (talk) 13:41, 9 June 2023 (UTC)
BeAnsman1 (talk) 19:51, 9 November 2023 (UTC)
- Roberto 09:48, 16 November 2023 (UTC)
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(vandalize my talk page) 03:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC) (MAYBE) I'm trusting you on this bad motherfucker
12:52, 8 July 2024 (UTC)- Pasmorade 19:34, 25 July 2024 (UTC)
- That fucking cunt yaokuan 23:58, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
- jackson • 🅱️😂👌 • 🫲🗿🍷 • 17:50, 7 November 2024 (UTC)
- Scallop eater (talk) 03:41, 10 November 2024 (UTC)
Ranks[edit source]
| Director |
The big boss man. |
| Deputy Director |
Not as much of a big boss man as the actual big boss man. |
| Marshal |
Users who work hard to make Uncyclopedia a better place. Or users who sold their soul to Uncyclopedia or the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service. |
| Deputy Marshal |
New Marshals to the service. |
| ? |
New ranks will be implemented when the director's thought process kicks in. |
Current Members[edit source]
| Bad Motherfucker |
Director |
| ???? |
Deputy Director |
| Alula, Sapplerx |
Marshal |
| ARandomPage, Mr. George, BeAnsman1, Emicraft, Jackson, Scallop eater |
Deputy Marshal |
| MrX |
Unpaid intern |
| Zombiebaron | Zombiemarshal |
| Rock-O-Jello | Pony Spam Queen |
| Smuggler | Weapons Smuggler |
| Orangutang94 | Pun-slinging Mercenary |
| L10nM4st3r | Still-waiting-for-his-dougnuts L10nM4rsh4l |
| Hatsune Miku's cat | |
| Roberto | Aviators Distributor |
| Willy on wheels | Marshal on Wheels! |
| Executive | Executive Marshal |
| OPOSSUM | Creator, Preserver, and Destroyer of Unoriginal Jokes |
| Fenris2010 | Moccasin-wearing Grue Emperor |
| TiazuGotAutism333 | Pianist, protector and also a coroner of the Recent Changes "Change Everywhere" (real-time monitoring) |
| Yaokuan ITB | PP Person |
Marshals K. I. A.[edit source]
Articles currently under investigation[edit source]
- John Elway (needs some images)
Users currently under investigation[edit source]
Users on probation[edit source]
Users the Marshals Service has taken into custody[edit source]
Templates[edit source]
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This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal. |
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This article is under investigation for classified reasons by the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service. Improve or fix this article or else it will face federal charges and a hefty fine. |
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You are under investigation for classified reasons by the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service. Behave yourself or else you will face federal charges and a hefty fine. |
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You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better! |
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