Karosa

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IVECO Czech Republic
Vysoké Mýto, budova Irisbusu II.JPG
Headquaters in Vysoké Mýto
Foundation By Josef Sodomka in 1925 (or something as Sodomka)

1948 by Communists as Karosa 2013 as IVECO bus

Corporate Catchphrase Fakin Gypsis, Where's my bus panel?!
Stock cap. Solid on Czech company
Profits Circa. 115M Dollars?
Source of income Frenchies, Czechs, Solovaks, Balkan, Germans etc
Founder Josef Sodomka
Chief Some Gay in Italy
Employees somthing about 3000-4000 good employees
Products Many, Many buses
Headquarters hell
Parent(s) Josef Sodomka himself

Karosa, the illustrious Czech bus manufacturer, was born in 1948, presumably because someone decided that Czechoslovakia needed more ways to make commuting miserable. Originally cobbled together from a collection of small coachbuilders, Karosa quickly became the nation's top supplier of buses that could double as punishment devices for the general public. The company specialized in churning out clunky, rattling boxes on wheels for city, intercity, and long-distance travel. Their buses, including the legendary 700 and 900 series, gained a reputation for being "iconic," which is just another way of saying they were so ubiquitous, you had no choice but to get used to them.

In the 1990s, Karosa joined the Renault family, because every dysfunctional bus company needs a dysfunctional parent. Afterward, it was swallowed up by Irisbus and eventually morphed into Iveco Czech Republic, where the legacy of delivering rides that feel like an endurance test continues unabated.

Early history (1930s - 1947)[edit | edit source]

Aero 50 Dynamik with Bodywork from Sodomka.

In its early days, Karosa wasn’t yet the industrial giant of public transportation misery it would eventually become. Before mass-producing buses that felt like extended chiropractic sessions, the company actually dabbled in something more glamorous: custom coachwork for luxury cars. Back in the pre-1948 era, Karosa’s predecessor companies crafted bodies for high-end automobiles, including brands like Tatra, Praga, and Škoda, turning out elegant designs for the few privileged enough to afford them.

These bespoke creations were hand-built for wealthy clientele, complete with all the trimmings of the time—sleek curves, polished wood interiors, and an aura of sophistication. Ironically, what started as an enterprise producing custom luxury ended up transitioning to the mass production of public buses, as if saying, "Well, we gave opulence a shot; now let’s see how many people we can cram into a metal box." The company’s pivot to buses in 1948 marked the end of its more refined chapter and the beginning of its reign as the king of utilitarian transportation.

In its refined beginnings, Karosa (Sodomka in that time) didn’t just stop at local luxury brands like Tatra, Praga, and Škoda. The company also lent its coachbuilding prowess to some of the most prestigious marques in the world, including Rolls-Royce and Bugatti. Yes, even those titans of luxury and speed had Karosa craftsmanship adorning their frames, creating bodies so elegant they could almost distract from the fact that a lot of the country was still using horse-drawn carts.

Their work was so renowned that even across the Atlantic, envy sparked in the eyes of overseas coachbuilders. It was a time when the old-world elegance of Central Europe was still a thing to be coveted, and Karosa managed to give a little slice of Vysoké Mýto style to some of the world’s most elite automobiles. Then, in a masterstroke of irony, the company decided it was time to trade bespoke luxury for mass-produced buses that, let’s just say, didn’t quite evoke the same admiration.

Nationalization (1948 - 1960s)[edit | edit source]

Tatra 500 HB was 6x6, but unreliable as hell
Škoda 706 RTO is a true legend...

After the grand spectacle of nationalization in 1948, Sodomka's graceful name was unceremoniously replaced by Karosa, and the company embarked on its new mission: to flood the streets with buses that were slightly more glamorous than riding a tractor. The days of crafting sleek bodies for Rolls-Royce and Bugatti were gone, replaced with a bold new direction—mass-producing metal boxes on wheels for the everyday citizen. It was as if the state thought, "Why have elegance when you can have efficiency, austerity, and the sweet sound of mechanical agony?"

But even in the midst of this bus-centric transformation, Karosa still found time for some indulgence. Take the Mercedes 770 that they spruced up for Klement Gottwald, the people's very own president. Yes, while the workers rode in buses that rattled like Soviet-era alarm clocks, the leader of the proletariat glided about in a car that screamed, "I may be a communist, but I still appreciate a touch of bourgeois luxury." And then there was the fiberglass-bodied Škoda Spartak prototype—a valiant attempt to pioneer lightweight materials, presumably to see if cars could be built out of something that didn’t weigh as much as a small apartment.

However, the bread and butter of Karosa's new life lay in pumping out buses like the Škoda RO, RTO, and Tatra 500 HB. These stalwarts of Eastern Bloc transport would go on to carry millions of passengers who quickly learned to enjoy the finer things in life: the comforting aroma of diesel fumes, the rhythmic clanking of ungreased parts, and seats that seemed ergonomically designed to ruin your spine. Thus, Karosa’s legacy was cemented—not as the artist that once dressed luxury cars, but as the diligent craftsman that ushered generations into the shared experience of public transit purgatory.

Very socialist era (1960s-1989)[edit | edit source]

Karosa ŠD 11

The era from the 1960s to 1989 marked a golden age for Karosa, a time when the company embodied the spirit of "quantity over quality" in the most literal sense. During these decades, Karosa wasn’t just making buses; it was launching an armada of public transport vessels at a pace that could only be described as heroic—or desperate, depending on whom you asked. The buses flowed out of the factory like socialist slogans at a party congress, with an expected lifespan as brief as a Czech summer: five to ten years, if you were lucky. But no worries—by the time one of these machines was ready to collapse into a pile of rust and despair, Karosa had already rolled out another one to take its place.

700 series Karosas are indestructible edgy bastards

The company kicked things off with the Š series, whose semi-rounded design seemed to hark back to the days when buses had a little charm. The curves were almost friendly, as if to say, "I may be outdated, but at least I won’t poke your eyes out." However, as the years went on, Karosa decided that curves were a luxury, something the working class could do without. Enter the 700 series: a bus so aggressively boxy that driving it was like taking the helm of a Soviet tank. The design philosophy seemed to be, "Why have an aerodynamic shape when you can have corners so sharp they could cut through the Iron Curtain?"

Amid this transition, the venerable RTO series—whose bulbous body had been a staple of Czechoslovak roads for decades—was finally put out of its misery in 1972. Its retirement was long overdue, as its design had become so archaic that even the most nostalgic passengers couldn’t ignore the sound of the transmission groaning like an elderly man getting out of bed. But the retirement of the RTO only accelerated Karosa’s relentless production schedule, which wasn’t just a strategy; it was a lifestyle. The factory floor practically vibrated with the energy of assembly lines spitting out new buses, knowing full well that these vehicles were destined to endure a few grueling years of public service before surrendering to corrosion.

This was Karosa’s golden age, not because the buses were paragons of engineering, but because they embodied the ethos of an era where you didn’t need something to last if you could just keep replacing it. As buses reached the end of their short, bumpy lives, the cycle began anew. There was a certain beauty in the predictability of it all—like a wheel that kept turning, albeit one that squeaked and shuddered as it went. For Karosa, the goal wasn’t to create a bus that would stand the test of time; it was to ensure that no matter how many buses fell apart, there would always be another one just around the corner, ready to keep Eastern Bloc commuters feeling vaguely uncomfortable.

Wild 90s[edit | edit source]

Karosa Citybus

In the wild 1990s, as capitalism hit the Czech roads like a runaway bus, Karosa decided to jump on the modernization train. Enter the 900 series, the supposed miracle on wheels that was meant to revolutionize public transport. Except instead of a revolution, it often felt like a radio stuck between stations, emitting more static than sound. Sure, the buses had new design elements—on paper, at least—but if you didn't notice the painfully utilitarian grey and beige interiors, you'd be forgiven for thinking you were still on a relic from the 1980s. A bit of plastic here, a new seat pattern there, and voila, modernity!

As the 900 series arrived as the supposed savior, Karosa pulled a surprise move: the 700 series buses, looking like they’d been resurrected straight from the Cold War, were given an extended life under the rebranded 800 series. These buses, which had already served the masses with the charm of a Soviet military vehicle, were kept in production like a stale piece of bread getting repackaged. Need an authentic taste of the past? Step right into the 800 series, where you can enjoy a ride as bumpy as the political transitions of Eastern Europe. Yes, it had a new number, but deep down it was the same old clunker, just with a fresh coat of rust.

Then came the Citybus, Karosa's foray into the future—or at least, a future borrowed from France. In an effort to keep up with the times, Karosa licensed the French Agora bus, producing the Citybus, a low-floor model designed to make getting on and off the bus easier for passengers. A great idea in theory, but on the cracked and uneven streets of Czech cities, it was like sending a ballerina onto a battlefield. Sure, it was low-floor—perfect for smooth urban streets—but in reality, it was often too low for the rugged terrain. The passengers got a thrilling rollercoaster ride through potholed streets, while the Citybus struggled to clear the raised platforms and road obstacles, sometimes bottoming out like a lowrider in the wrong neighborhood.

So, Karosa in the 1990s was a whirlwind of innovation, or at least attempts at it. On one hand, they were reaching for the future with the 900 series and Citybus, but on the other, clinging desperately to the past with the 800 series. The result? A fleet of buses that looked like a motley crew of the past, present, and an optimistic future, all bumping along on the turbulent ride of post-communist transformation.

2000-2007[edit | edit source]

Karosa C 956 Axer was one of the very last Karosa as they were known.

Between 2000 and 2007, Karosa, found itself in deep trouble, struggling through some tough times as it was absorbed into the Irisbus consortium. During this period, the company was grappling with an identity crisis while continuing production of its 900 series buses, now rebranded as the 950 and 960 models, with the addition of the Axer. Despite these efforts, the Axer’s production limped along until it finally ceased in 2007, marking the end of an era.

Even as Karosa tried to maintain its foothold in the market with these older models, a shift was clearly underway. The company began manufacturing the Irisbus Ares, a new model that represented the influence of its French-Italian overlords. Yet, while trying to adapt to its new reality, Karosa continued assembling the Citybus, now also under the Irisbus brand. These low-floor buses were still trying to meet the demands of urban public transport, though the technological edge was starting to dull.

In 2005, however, Karosa tried to reinvent itself with the launch of the Irisbus Arway, a model that kicked off a whole new era, the “Way” era, which would eventually lead to the Crossway and Crossway LE models. These buses, designed for intercity and regional travel, signaled a pivot toward Irisbus’s more integrated European vision, as Karosa became a cog in a much larger machine.

By 2007, the inevitable happened: the Karosa brand was completely absorbed by the Irisbus consortium. It was the final nail in the coffin for the name that had once been synonymous with Czech bus manufacturing. What remained was the shell of Karosa, now fully under foreign control, its legacy overtaken by the expanding influence of Irisbus.

2007 - Present[edit | edit source]

Irisbus Crossway 12m was that successfull, it was exported all over Europe (Not this one)

Since 2007, Karosa, once the pride of Czech bus manufacturing, officially became a memory—swallowed whole by the Irisbus consortium like a cheap snack at a corporate buffet. With Karosa’s name wiped from the roster, the factory in Vysoké Mýto was repurposed as a production hub for Irisbus’s latest European visions, which essentially meant: "Congratulations, you’re now assembling someone else’s buses!" The locals, however, could take solace in the fact that at least the work was steady, even if their beloved brand had been relegated to the corporate dustbin.

The launch of the Crossway series was hailed as the bus equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—versatile, reliable, and capable of taking on any route, even if you never really wanted it to. The Crossway LE (Low Entry) became the poster child for regional and intercity services, promising operators everything from affordability to comfort. Though to the passengers, it was often just a slightly nicer version of the same bumpy experience, only now marketed with phrases like “modern seating” and “ergonomic design.” Apparently, buses were now stylish, but let’s face it—most people still ended up squashed between seats designed for the slender proportions of a teenager.

Then came 2013, when Irisbus itself got a makeover, rebranding as Iveco Bus—because what’s more inspiring than the name of a global truck manufacturer plastered on the side of your regional bus? Under the new banner, Vysoké Mýto didn’t just survive, it thrived. Now, instead of just serving the Czech Republic, the factory churned out buses for markets far beyond, making Vysoké Mýto an epicenter for assembling Crossways for the world. If you found yourself on a rickety intercity bus in some distant European town, there was a good chance it rolled off the production line from what was once Karosa’s home turf. Proud moment, right?

But wait—there’s more! The rise of environmentally friendly technologies brought the Crossway into the green bus revolution. CNG and hybrid models were the talk of the town, as if slapping “eco-friendly” on a bus running on compressed gas was the height of innovation. And now, everyone’s waiting for the pièce de résistance: electric buses. Yes, the future is here—because nothing says cutting-edge like silently creeping through potholed roads while wondering if the battery will last until the next stop.

Despite the disappearance of the Karosa name, the factory in Vysoké Mýto became a behemoth of bus production, churning out tens of thousands of buses a year under the mighty Iveco Bus brand. From local pride to global mass production, the factory has evolved into a monster, driven by corporate might and a never-ending stream of regional commuters who just want to get home without standing for an hour.

What started as Karosa’s slow descent into corporate obscurity has somehow turned into an industrial powerhouse. The Way era, with Crossways leading the charge, has taken over European roads, and as for the workers in Vysoké Mýto—well, at least they have a job, even if the buses they’re building are now just cogs in the global machine.

Portfolio[edit | edit source]

The Karosa portfolio, with its roots in Sodomka, through its identity crisis under Irisbus, and now as a cog in the Iveco industrial machine, tells the tale of a bus company that’s been through every possible stage—from luxury to limbo. Here’s a breakdown of the journey, where each era feels like a different episode of an automotive soap opera.

1. Sodomka Era (1925-1948): When Buses Were Sexy[edit | edit source]

Before there were buses clunking down every street in post-war Europe, Josef Sodomka was making sure vehicles actually had style. He wasn’t just slapping together buses; oh no, this man was designing bodies for Bugattis, Rolls-Royces, and Tatra limousines. Yes, before we got to grimy diesel beasts packed with passengers, Sodomka was busy making luxury on wheels. Imagine: sleek, hand-crafted carriages with polished wooden interiors, making buses look like something out of a Gatsby party—if Gatsby had a weird public transport fetish.

But then, war came and the fun ended. Instead of luxury limos, Sodomka started making military trucks and buses. The artistry of custom Bugatti bodywork quickly gave way to bus bodies with all the flair of a cardboard box. And thus, a bus-making empire was born. Sexy coachwork was out; functional buses for the proletariat were in. But hey, at least you could still admire the nostalgia while bouncing your way across the cobblestones in one of Sodomka’s utilitarian creations.

2. Karosa Era (1948-2007): The Socialist Bus Beast[edit | edit source]

After World War II, Sodomka’s boutique car dreams were nationalized and rebranded as Karosa. And thus began the Soviet-style bus-making juggernaut: churning out buses not for elegance, but for mass transport. Because why make one Bugatti when you can make thousands of Škoda 706 RTOs, each one a steel-wrapped missile of proletarian efficiency? Rounded, plump, and virtually indestructible, these buses carried people across the Eastern Bloc like tin cans full of dreams—or exhaust fumes, depending on your perspective.

  • Škoda 706 RTO (1958-1972): The crown jewel of Karosa’s socialist bus fleet. This rounded, semi-adorable icon looked like a Volkswagen Beetle and a tank had a baby. It was so reliable, you could probably run it off moonshine if diesel wasn’t available. The 706 RTO became the face of state-run transport, and while it lacked the flair of Sodomka’s Bugattis, it was built to outlive even the longest party meetings.
  • Karosa ŠM/ŠL/ŠD 11 (1965-1981): The ŠM 11 was Karosa’s take on a mid-engine bus—because nothing says progress like putting the engine where the passengers can’t see it, but definitely smell it. This bus became a staple of urban life, making sure everyone got from point A to B with maximum vibration and minimum comfort.
  • Karosa 700/800 series (1981-1997/1999): The real workhorse of the Eastern Bloc. Square, utilitarian, and designed with all the aesthetic charm of a Soviet housing block. But hey, it worked. The C734 and B732 models were so ubiquitous, they’re basically the automotive equivalent of cabbage soup: everywhere, unremarkable, but somehow still part of daily life.
  • Karosa 900 series (1996-2007): The 700 series got a facelift and became the 900 series—except instead of a full cosmetic surgery, think more like a dodgy botox job. The Axer was its long-distance cousin, designed for intercity travel, but with the subtle grace of a brick on wheels.

3. Irisbus Era (2003-2013): The Corporate Identity Crisis[edit | edit source]

By the early 2000s, Karosa had fallen into the hands of Irisbus, a joint venture between Renault and Iveco. Now the buses had to be more than just functional—they had to have European flair. Except that flair came from a Frankenstein mix of Italian, French, and Czech design philosophies, resulting in models like:

  • Irisbus Citybus (1999-2005): This was Karosa trying to make a “low-floor” bus for urban transit, except it always seemed like the “low floor” was just one step away from dragging on the ground. It was a bus designed to modernize city transport, but if you took one bumpy road too many, you might feel like you’re on the set of a disaster movie.
  • Irisbus Ares (2001-2006): The Ares was Karosa’s attempt at long-haul classiness, a coach meant for journeys across Europe. Except, like that one guy at the party who tries too hard to fit in, the Ares was always a little off. Sure, it was comfortable—for a bus. But just try spending ten hours inside and see how luxurious it feels.
  • Irisbus Arway (2005-2013): The Arway heralded the beginning of Karosa’s “Way” era, except it was more like an identity crisis on wheels. Sure, it had a modern design and looked decent from the outside, but it still couldn’t shake off that “mass production” vibe, like a corporate PowerPoint presentation turned into a vehicle.
  • Irisbus Citelis (2005-2013): If the Citelis had a personality, it would be the guy at the office who wears business casual and calls every meeting a "touch base." Marketed as the ultimate urban warrior, this low-floor bus was supposed to revolutionize city transport, except it just felt like the bus version of an email chain—functional, sure, but utterly soulless. The Citelis was deployed in cities all over Europe, and while it offered a quiet, efficient ride, it also had all the charm of a tax return form. It was a solid attempt at modernity but about as exciting as watching paint dry.

4. Iveco Bus Era (2013-present): The Final Corporate Takeover[edit | edit source]

By 2013, Irisbus finally gave up the pretense and became Iveco Bus, signaling the full transition from quirky Czech craftsmanship to the cold embrace of corporate mass production. Now, instead of building buses with a bit of personality, the Vysoké Mýto factory became an industrial juggernaut, churning out models with the same enthusiasm as a printer spitting out TPS reports. But hey, they were efficient, right?

  • Iveco Crossway (2006-present): Continuing from its Irisbus days, the Crossway became Iveco’s bread-and-butter intercity model. It’s like the Volkswagen Golf of buses—ubiquitous, dependable, and about as exciting as lukewarm tea. Sure, it gets you where you need to go, but don’t expect to be writing any love letters about your journey. The Crossway LE (Low Entry) was supposed to be revolutionary for accessibility, but really, it just meant you could get on and off faster—because why would you want to stay on any longer than necessary?
  • Iveco Crossway Natural Power (2017-present): With eco-friendliness in vogue, the Crossway Natural Power hit the roads, running on CNG (Compressed Natural Gas). The marketing told you it was saving the planet, but in reality, it was just slightly less destructive while still making you late for your meeting. Sure, it’s a step in the right direction, but no one ever got off one of these buses thinking, “Wow, that was groundbreaking.”
  • Iveco Urbanway (2013-present): Enter the Urbanway, Iveco’s not-so-humble attempt at ruling urban transport with the same excitement you'd expect from a PowerPoint presentation on bus schedules. This low-floor model was supposed to be sleek and modern, designed to whisk city-dwellers from stop to stop in eco-friendly silence. But for all its futuristic buzzwords like "sustainability" and "efficiency," it still felt like just another bus. The only thing it seemed to do exceptionally well was ensure you’d overhear awkward conversations from strangers, thanks to its open-plan layout.
  • Iveco E-Way (2019-present): And finally, we’ve reached the holy grail of modern bus design: the E-Way. Electric, quiet, and supposedly the future of public transport. Except, of course, it’s still a bus. Sure, it hums along without the diesel fumes, but if you’re caught in traffic or miss your stop, it’s just another reminder that the future isn’t quite as glamorous as the brochures promised. It’s like a Tesla with none of the glamour and all of the public.

Conclusion: From Opulence to Overload[edit | edit source]

What began as Sodomka’s handcrafted luxury for Bugattis and Rolls-Royces has, through a winding journey of socialism, mass production, and corporate takeovers, landed in the arms of Iveco—a company that now churns out buses like sausages in a factory. Gone are the days of elegance and pride. In their place, we have the Crossway, Urbanway, and Citelis: buses that may be efficient, eco-friendly, and modern, but are also about as exciting as standing in line at the DMV.

The legacy of Karosa has gone from the glamour of Sodomka’s Bugattis to the electric hum of the E-Way—a perfect symbol of our streamlined, soulless, yet somehow still necessary modern world.