Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive112

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Democratic underground

Keep
Delete	Delete. I failed to find any funny here, can you? ("Membership is restricted to those who can prove possesion of Al Gores semen" just doesn't do it for me). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:38, 7 January 2008 (UTC) Yep ~Fag x FS Seems to obvious that this isn't funny. --NXWave 17:29, 7 January 2008 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:41, 7 January 2008 (UTC) (UTC) Randumb Mr N 19:10, Jan 7
Comments	Huffed. -- 19:29, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Oli lock

Keep
Delete	Delete. Probable vanity, also weak--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:17, 7 January 2008 (UTC) Smells of friendcruft ~Fag x FS Delete. Yeah, if it's not vanity, then it just plain sucks. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:39, 7 January 2008 (UTC) Delete.. Pants. Mr N 14:23, Jan 7
Comments	Huffed. -- 19:29, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Umpalumpas

Keep
Delete	Delete. This dry piece of garbage leaves a bad taste in my mouth... --Pentium5dot1 06:04, 7 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random, stubby and really bad. Plus, Umpalumpas? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:21, 7 January 2008 (UTC) Randumb ~Fag x FS You LOSE! Good day sir. Willy Wonka said it best.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:27, 7 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 14:17, Jan 7
Comments	Huffed. -- 19:29, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

404 Error

Keep
Delete	Delete., then redirect to Error or 404 (since those pages are much better examples of 404 errors). --Pentium5dot1 05:56, 7 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Pentium. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:20, 7 January 2008 (UTC) Per above ~Fag x FS Delete. Mr N 14:15, Jan 7 Redirect to 404. --NXWave 15:45, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Redirected to 404. -- 19:29, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY

Keep
Delete	Delete. -- Sorry if this seems like a gripe AE but this article seems to be lacking, filled with questions without answers, a one joke premise and logic holes. Also 5th graders fooling the courtroom, this is as likely as me impersonating 4.252.99.182 and getting away with it. --NXWave 17:20, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Twice it survived VFD. VOTING CLOSED. If you want to delete it this bad wait until February and nom it again. ~ Mordillo where is my CUNNILINGUS? 17:31, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Category:Superhumans

Keep
Delete	Delete. -- Pointless category with one article linking to it ~~ I Am Your Master Insert complaint here ~~ 6:55 PM ET 6 January 2008 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:06, 7 January 2008 (UTC) De-1337 --EMC^[TALK] 02:08, 7 January 2008 (UTC) <insert huff here>--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:33, 7 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Utterly pointless. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:11, 7 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. ~Fag x FS Delete. I kinda like the idea, but there is little to save here.Mr N 14:13, Jan 7
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Chuck Norris/Beard

Keep	STRONG KEEP - Antyhing Norris must stay. I Am Your Master Insert complaint here 6:55 PM ET 6 January 2008
Delete	Delete A list followed by an inpenetrable paragraph of cock. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:08, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. How the Hell did this survive vfd last time? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 20:54, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Chuck. Mr N 20:58, Jan 6 It's a beard. So what? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:09, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Shave It Just like there is no Cabal, There is no Arm hidden under that beard. Also the article was bad. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 02:04, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
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Tristan und Isolde

Keep	Keep -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 03:51, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Total Keep Has structure, theme, some wit. This is half decent.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:13, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:48, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Mr N 20:57, Jan 6
Delete	Delete. Nobody Cares about Richard Wagner. --MNM5150 02:42, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
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HowTo:Write a speech for George W. Bush

Keep	Weak Keep and rewrite -- This has potential, but needs a complete rewrite to reach that potential.Genital Sniper 01:56, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Keep.. I can actually see how this article can be turned, quite easily to a funny one. Anyone wants to collaborate with me on that? ~ Mordillo where is my CUNNILINGUS? 15:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. - Heh, made me smile, not many articles on VFD do that (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 6, 15:59 'Keep I like the idea. Needs a rewrite. --Dexter111344 17:26, 6 January 2008 (UTC) 'Keep Even as it is, I think we need this page. Mr N 20:55, Jan 6 Keep and Rewrite - It has its moments. Definetly needs fixing up but its not VFD material. --Uncle J 21:35, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - this is god damn listy, and IPs add too much shit to this page.--Æ 23:38, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Ibid Burnate this list. --NXWave 01:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Hi ho -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 01:07, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Stupid list Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:11, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:50, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment this would have been so much funnier if the choises were fewer and all single syllable. And it would have been funnier if Dick Cheney's hand wasn't jammed into W.'s asshole and used like the puppet he is. Did that just come out of my typing, because I never would say such a thing. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:48, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Could be good but needs to be rewritten.--WillMcC 15:56, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Template:Crap

Keep	Keep. -- For Sophia. --NXWave 01:08, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Motherfucking Keep There's nothing wrong with it, people use it for their userspaced, and there are cool parodies. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:31, Jan. 5, 2008 Hella Keep as per Kip. --MNM5150 00:03, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Strong Keep per Kip and the fact that this template is funny as hell. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 02:35, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Strong Keepin the name of Sophia. And because TheKillerFroggy wants to get rid it, so I say it should stay. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:51, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Noooo!! It's a piece of history! ~ Mordillo where is my CUNNILINGUS? 13:43, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. - It has served us well for a good few years. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:59, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Keep --WillMcC 15:59, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Keep hasn't changed any since last keep. --Dexter111344 17:23, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Keep - Piece of history to go aling with the crap I Am Your Master Insert complaint here - 6:58 PM ET 6 January 2008
Delete	Delete This has been here twice before and has been kept both times, but it's been a while since those times and things have changed. First of all, it generally no longer exists in articles, myself and Insineratehymn made sure of that, so don't use its "widespread use" as an excuse to keep it. Secondly, it's unnecessary since it serves no useful purpose whatsoever. It used to serve as some sort of rewrite tag in the past, but it has no function now. It just takes up space. Also, in the past people have said it should be kept purely as a way of authors to express dissatisfaction with their articles. However, as I went through my purging (and I still do, occasionally), I noticed that 99 percent of the time, users and IPs that are not the authors add the template to the articles. We can't just ban anyone who throws around a template, so lets cut off this abuse at the source -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:28, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete and/or redesign - I hate this template for two reasons: it's too small and it's used excessively in the wrong places. --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 00:29, Jan. 6, 2008 Strikes me as useless. NRV. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:30, Jan 6 delete there are plenty of other templates that are similiar Crap--Æ 01:31, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:12, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Nuke (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 6, 13:43 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:54, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 20:52, Jan 6
Comments	Comment "Its been here twice before and kept both times" - So let it go. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:54, 6 January 2008 (UTC) I think the problems with nonauthors adding the template wouldn't exist today if we hadn't deleted {{crapbelow}}, which was specifically designed to be added by nonauthors. (I acknowledge that crapbelow was deleted because it didn't really fit into the maintenance system and encouraged people to not take poor quality seriously.) Anyway, the arguments given by the keep voters suggest the possibility of userfying this template. Pentium5dot1 07:57, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Temporarily userfied to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Crap template; I say "temporarily" because it really belongs in the userspace of someone who contributed to it more actively. Also, if the decision is against userfication, could we subst the remaining occurrences of the template before deleting? --Pentium5dot1 18:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Comment. The reason I don't like this template is the same reason that I dislike the Jesus/Satan Approved and Cowbell templates. It just gets spammed all over the place. Not only that, but I think it encourages people to write pages that are, in fact, crap, and that just sticking that template at the top makes it ok. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:10, Jan 6 Isn't "spamming" also a concern with a lot of other templates? Is that cause to nominate other templates for deletion? Most templates do have a legitimately humorous use, this one included. --Pentium5dot1 18:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC) I do, and I will. I've killed many useless templates in the past and I continue to do so to the day. This serves no function whatsoever, be it humor or utility. The only reason I could think of for keeping it is because it has already been kept before, and that's a fuck-off stupid reason because before it was on nearly every page and now it's almost completely defunct in the mainspace. LISTEN TO TLB, PEOPLE! HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:08, 6 January 2008 (UTC) So what about substing and/or userfying? Also, I admit that my standards are a little too low, but why isn't the use of this template at the top of Shit (to express the literal meaning of the words "shit" and "crap") acceptable? --Pentium5dot1 18:27, 6 January 2008 (UTC) In the rare occasions where it works, and in the cases when a user wants to use it on his page, I can subst it. In fact, the one on top of Shit is already substed. So there! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:29, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Comment I just think that instead of looking at stuff like this, there are more pressing issues involving articles that contain words, shmushed together to form sentences (in the loosest sense of the word) that need addressing. Crap like this isn't hurting the site, crapy articles are the enemy! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:51, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

The Lair of the White Worm

Keep
Delete	Delete. -- Humor seems to random. --NXWave 02:29, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:15, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:05, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete Unless... Mr N 20:48, Jan 6 Weak Delete - Just not quite up to scratch, and I can't see it getting any better. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:09, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
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Clown hunters

Keep	Keep., it needs some work and is a little listy, but it has more than a few funny parts worth saving. -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS02:42, Jan 4 Keep. it needs some work but otherwise it isn't horrible. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:38, 4 January 2008 (UTC) Keep - Without the pointless lists and templates, it's not too bad. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:52, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Keep Mr N 20:46, Jan 6
Delete	Delete. - Ugly, humourless and a touch of band hate in there as well (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 3, 17:21 Delete. Plus redlinks, bad writing and it's a bad idea to boot. Get rid. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:39, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Huff--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:34, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:16, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
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Gateshead

Keep	Keep. Passable.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:45, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Per lounge nom - unfunny towncruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:54, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Dullete. Yes that is what I said.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:28, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Because Nobody cares about Gateshead. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:31, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:16, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete - Crap in most respects. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:35, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
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Chris Collington

Keep
Delete	Delete. Probable vanity. If not, then a big block of unfunny, un-pictured, un-likeable, uninspired drivel. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:34, 5 January 2008 (UTC) delete i agree...unfunny Delete. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:12, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:29, Jan. 6, 2008 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:56, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
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Coolest music list

Keep
Delete	Delete. Basically a list of someone's opinions about what bands are decent. So: listy bandcruft then. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:34, 5 January 2008 (UTC) delete this belongs on someone's 'myspace' page... Delete. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:13, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Fail (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 6, 13:46 Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:30, Jan. 6, 2008 Horrible list. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:01, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
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Chuck Norris Bashers

Keep	Strong Keep This isn't a Chuck Norris article. This is an anti-Norris article. And a very funny one at that. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:48, Jan. 5, 2008 Keep. Some potential here and there. -->:( 02:55, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete This is more Chuck Norris. Possibly the worst article ever. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:08, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete Don't fuck with Chuck, and if you do, do it the right way, please... » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 13:42, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete Bleh. -- \o / 15:27, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. I don't see the funny here, just some very tired Norris jokes and some self referential crap. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:30, 5 January 2008 (UTC) delete and delete anything else that contains the words 'chuck norris' Delete. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:14, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete - I sort of get the idea, but really, it's just crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:55, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	You people suck. I'll show you. I'll show you all. I'll rewrite it and it will be hilarious. Much funnier than the Chuck Norris article. AHAHAHAHHAHAH. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 16:32, Jan. 5, 2008 Good luck Kip! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:42, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Keep	Weak Keep -- This has potential, but it's ugly and relies on one joke to carry the rest of the shit. -- \o / 15:30, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. Potential among the chaff. Needs a good old fashioned clear out though. Slap a rewrite tag on it. I might take a look myself if I get time in the near future. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:25, 5 January 2008 (UTC) keep BUT throw an ICU on it Keep--Æ 02:21, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep, nice idea, but needs a Vogon constructor fleet to rebuild it. --WillMcC 15:46, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. -- An Unfunny Hitchhikers Guide Joke. --NXWave 02:57, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Terribly disjointed, but it has its moments. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:36, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Kept -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:09, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Timeshare

Keep
Delete	Delete. -- Mostly a list. --NXWave 02:39, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:46, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dull little listy stub. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:15, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Kill it with fire! -- \o / 15:31, 5 January 2008 (UTC) delete and then sub-lease it to all the other wikis Delete. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:14, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
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Bjesus

Keep	Rewrite or Merge You know, this is a funny idea that has been allowed to go horribly astray and should be rewritten on point with idea that its about Bee Jesus. If that can't be done, I'd like it transferred to my name space so I can either rework it or mege some of the text into the Jesus article. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:38, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. -- It's plain stupid. --NXWave 02:38, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Sweet jesus this sucks. -- \o / 15:35, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny stub. Huff the bejaysus out of it... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:35, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:15, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Userspace'd -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:10, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Dishes aht the windah law

Keep	Keep. It's not that great but it's not random. It's a serviceable joke.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:36, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Random and unfunny (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 3, 17:24 Delete. Per Bonner. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:40, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. As per THEDUDEMAN--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:30, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. --General Insineratehymn 22:08, 4 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. - Crap.--Jtaylor1 18:50, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:16, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
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Euronintendo

Keep	Keep as per the Unwritten Rule of In-Jokes -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:32, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Very Strong Keep (a), this is an injoke, (b), this was kept before, (c), nobody cares if it's making fun of a user who was infibanned for over a year--Æ 23:35, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Per the written rule of in-jokes, seen somewhat above. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:36 Jan 05, 2008 Keep. for the fact that we need Euronintendo. --NXWave 01:20, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Strong Keep per above and come on it was hacked up for a reason. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:41, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:53, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Don't fuck this Euroin-jokes! --Dexter111344 17:24, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. This is not a good Euroipods spoof. There are only three reasons this article exist: 1) To make a cheap shot at Nintendorulez, 2) To whore one of the writer's articles, 3) To boost the writer's already huge ego after it's kept. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:31, Jan. 5, 2008 delete there's nothing there..its a stub I'm starting to hate some of these in-jokes - it's not even funny for Gods sake (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 6, 13:41
Comments	Ah, but this isn't an in-joke. It's a spin-off of an in-joke. Just like those Winkler pages people fought over. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:35, Jan. 5, 2008 No seriously, the reason we have that in-joke rule is for the actual jokes. Spin-offs or parodies are thus fair game. Not that I'm trying to argue about this particular one. I'm just pointing that out for future references. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 02:10, Jan. 6, 2008 If we want this to serve as a real in-joke, shouldn't we request an image to help improve the article's appearance? Pentium5dot1 07:52, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Overwhelmingly kept (7 - 3) -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:11, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Command Conquer 3: Tiberium Warts

Keep
Delete	I haven't seen such a pie of crap in decades. -- ~ Mordillo where is my CUNNILINGUS? 10:01, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. This is a pie of crap, which isn't very tasty. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 14:27, Jan. 6, 2008 MY EYES! THEY BURN! Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:41, 6 January 2008 (UTC) You are not Age of Umpires! --NXWave 14:48, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Huff - Too many quotes, doesn't qualify for HTBFANJS. In other words, perfect for ED. --WillMcC 15:50, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. - Good LORD this is awful (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 6, 16:02 Delete The second half of this article might be fantastic, but I don't have the energy to read it. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:38, 6 January 2008 (UTC) That was painful I may need hospitalization. As in RIGHT NOW... » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 18:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Feature -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:46, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Template:Order of Uncyclopedia

Keep
Delete	Delete. - a stupid unused useless template--Æ 13:38, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Unless someone can explain the point of it to me, Delete. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:22, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Kill. It doesn't even work properly. All registered users are members of the Order. How is this supposed to reflect that? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 14:38 Jan 06, 2008 Useless template deletion spree FTW - Seems pointless from where i'm standing (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 6, 15:18 WTF? - I don't get it --WillMcC 15:48, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Yeah. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:41, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Kerkill because I'm not mentioned. --Dexter111344 17:48, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Chuck Norris/History

Keep
Delete	Delete "This page is not funny and compiled by illiterate retards." is a quote from the page. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:35, 6 January 2008 (UTC) YOU COULD NOT COMPREHEND IT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA, COMEDY GOLD. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:40, 6 January 2008 (UTC) That disclaimer just needed to tell me everything I need to know. -->:( 16:52, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Delete Forrest Gump doesn't live on Namek. He lives on Supreme Kai's planet. --Dexter111344 18:01, 6 January 2008 (UTC) Epic Fayle (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 6, 18:01
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The Minutemen

Keep
Delete	Delete. The usual bandcruft rubbish. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:39, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete It should be and article about those Puritins, or whatever they were. I was never good in history. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:30, Jan. 3, 2008 Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:39, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:39, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
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Camelistianity

Keep
Delete	Delete. WTF? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:22, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Squillion?! SQUILLION!?--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:29, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Del33t - Crap crap carpy crap carp. I Am Your Master Insert complaint here 4:33 PM ET 3 January 2008 Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:55, Jan. 3, 2008
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Eagle Scout

Keep
Delete	Delete. 1 massive pile of suck comming right up, back to you Dr Cockinthemouth --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 06:41, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:05, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny, and with a nice, namedroppy list to round things off. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:21, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Del33t - Unfunny list - I Am Your Master Insert complaint here 4:24 PM ET 3 January 2008
Comments

Face of boe

Keep
Delete	Delete. Stupid, random and unfunny. -->:( 07:24, 5 January 2008 (UTC) DElete Who would of thought an obscure reference to a Sci-fi television show would be unfunny? mAttlobster. (hello) 13:08, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete Almost had it.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:20, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete There is one sentence from the article that sums this up: "The whole universe crys." -- \o / 15:27, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per RD. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:28, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Blue Öyster Cult

Keep
Delete	Delete. 1337 jokes, nazi jokes and a list. --NXWave 03:17, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Wow! It's got all lame jokes mushed into one humongous, steaming pile of shit! -->:( 04:22, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Don't Fear the Huffer -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:35, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. I wrote a pretty good Blue Oyster Cult article once, but it was merged with this one because of a lousy stinking umlaut. That's it, one article had an umlaut and one didn't. Now reap the bitter harvest merging-admin-type-nimrod!--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:28, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete - The whole joke seems to be that "O" was replaced with "Ö" -- \o / 15:29, 5 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Öh dear. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:27, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Just want to tell you ahead of time try not to go overboard with VFD ~~Manforman~~ NXWave. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 03:32, Jan. 5, 2008

Supervengey

Keep
Delete	Delete. Has a whiff of cyberbullying/vanity. If it is neither of those, it is still crap. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:39, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Please to huff --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 16:35, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	This article was ICU'd less than 2 days ago. Let the tag run out, the creator is probably not coming back anyways.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:37, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Whoops, I didn't notice that. My bad. I was just on a roll... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:00, 4 January 2008 (UTC) Tsk tsk Skully, lucky for you that ZB isn't around. Voting closed. ~ Mordillo where is my CUNNILINGUS? 01:06, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Ryan Adams

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Delete	Delete. possible vanity an absolute suck --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 08:08, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete Although there is a Ryan Adams, but he's a singer. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:31, Jan. 3, 2008 Delete. Whoever this is about, it is absolutely terrible - a badly written, unfunny, ranty big block o' text. Ugh. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:40, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yuck. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 16:37, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Del33t - Bad vanityscheisse - I Am Your Master Insert complaint here - 4:30 PM ET 3 January 2008 Delete. Now this is an example of the type of crapola that we should be eliminating through VFD. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:40, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
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Safeway Alliance

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Delete	Delete. Short, redlinky, listy, random, unfunny crap. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:39, 3 January 2008 (UTC) AARGH! M4 3YE5! --SPY Administrator (Complain\|I rock\|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 13:52, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 16:31, 3 January 2008 (UTC) DESTROY--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:39, 3 January 2008 (UTC) DELETEDELETEDELTEThis article is dead goat's ass! It would be hard to make a lamer article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:20, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
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Bas

Keep
Delete	Delete. Either random cyberbullying shit or just random shit. Either way, get rid. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:22, 3 January 2008 (UTC) DUH DUH DUH FAIL--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:28, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete Tired.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:11, 4 January 2008 (UTC) Delete Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:19, 4 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. --General Insineratehymn 22:07, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
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Candy Shop

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Delete	Delete. Random, name-droppy, and unfunny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:22, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:32, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Who can take a crap page, huff it mercilessly? Remove it from Uncyclopedia, and our memories? The Admins can. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:58, Jan. 3, 2008 Delete.Swing n' a miss.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:40, 4 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Christ on a cracker is this is HORRIBLE Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:18, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
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Planners from Outer Space

Keep	Keep, potential is there man....its right there.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) STRONG Keep - this could be easily rewritten by the Uncyclopedia: League of Extraordinary Rewriting Ladies and Gentleman Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:44, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Vaguely amusing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:50, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Rewrite parts of it if you have to do so. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:32, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Keep.. it's not that bad. --MNM5150 01:26, 4 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. As of rewrite. Good work again Prettiestpretty. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:28, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. This is pure crap. I suggest deletion for every page linked under "The Plans" as well. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:30, Jan. 1, 2008 11:30, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Kip. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:55, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Delete . As per Kip, all the related cruft should be deleted as well.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:30, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment Rewritten star date 1/4/2007, but it still needs punching up. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:13, 4 January 2008 (UTC) I now retract my nomination since it's being rewritten. But I do suggest some of the funnier stuff from the other pages be merged with it. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:59, Jan. 4, 2008 Kip, we are awaiting your additions to the article to make it funnier. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:37, 4 January 2008 (UTC) Kept. Voting closed. ~ Mordillo where is my CUNNILINGUS? 01:08, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Made up Words

Keep	Weak Keep I kind of like it. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:24, Jan. 1, 2008 11:24, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Strong Keep and suggestion that it become a list for possible articles to be written. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:45, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Keep or move them to UnDictionary. I'm lazy. --Dexter111344 20:50, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Move to Undictionary. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:32, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Move if you must, though I think it works in article form as well. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:37 Jan 03, 2008 Keep. Why not just leave it where it is? --MNM5150 01:30, 4 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. as per the above.
Delete	Delete. Nothing but a boring old list. -->:( 19:37, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:45, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. This article is not cromulent enough to get many laughs.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:26, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. If you kind of like it Kip, why don't you either move it to your section o' crap, or shift the better lines to undictionary? As an article, this is a long list of fail. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:26, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Delete But the UnDictionary idea isnt too bad.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:37, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. Voting closed. ~ Mordillo where is my CUNNILINGUS? 01:05, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Titan

Keep	Keep. (weak) Not good, but not awful either. I laughed slightly.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. Working material for better ideas to come. Keep. Potential is here. --MNM5150 01:28, 4 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. A few chuckles here for sure. Needs way less red links though. -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS02:49, Jan 4
Delete	Delete. Not funny in any way shape or form --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 06:35, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Didn't find it funny, too many red links, not enough ideas. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:16, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:06, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

HowTo:Depend

Keep	Keep Needs work but there's a very solid concept in there.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:21, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. Expand on it a bit. -->:( 06:33, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Keep and finish. Perhaps I'll finish it up at a later date. I'll take it to userspace, at any rate.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:00, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. Potential for expansion here. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:52, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Keep --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:34, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete.--Æ 17:27, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Judging by the abrupt end, and the history, it looks like a WIP abandoned long ago. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:58 Dec 29, 2007 Delete. I thought this article was on Adult Diapers. Oh well the article still sucks.. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:28, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:06, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Bryan Adams

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Delete	Delete. Listy and unfunny --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:17, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Some of the list is okay but it's not enough to support a whole article.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:50, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:32, Jan. 3, 2008 Delete. What's the solo artist equivalent of bandcruft? This is yet another case of it anyway. A big pointless 'discography' list, a few lines of faintly random rubbish at the start, not much more than that. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:39, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
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Gennady Malyshev

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Delete	Delete. Looks like a vanity page, also plain shitty. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:57, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete Shit is shit, vanity or not.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:13, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Just incredibly poor. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:30, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Fail -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:33, Jan. 3, 2008
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Uncyclopedia Game Maker

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Delete	Wha? It's been around for a year now, and still doesn't look useful to me. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:27 Jan 03, 2008 Is that an article or the Universe? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 02:29, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:11, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Insta-huff--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:12, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Possibly make sure the few listed are in the game category, but definitely get rid of this. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:28, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Move what little content is there into a new category then clear and irrigate this desolate wasteland so that a crop of new articles can grow in it's place.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:11, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Six Degrees of Oscar Wilde

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Delete	Delete. Per lounge nom - unfunny, kinda listy, daft idea, poor execution. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:54, 1 January 2008 (UTC) What?--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:24, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Six Degrees of Deletion. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:30, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:07, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
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Deimos

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Delete	Delete. Per lounge nom - unfunny stub. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:54, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Huff Please.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:25, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Redirect to Popcorn. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:31, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. I can count the number of jokes in this on one hand and the number of good jokes on no hands.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:22, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
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Vice President

Keep	Keep. - Completly rewritten 1-2-07. It now has content, depth and a few funny lines. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:36, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Keep. Wow, swift work Prettiestpretty, and good stuff too!--Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:38, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Thank you! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:39, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Speedy Keep.--Jtaylor1 17:09, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Speedier Keep--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:21, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Keep--Æ 20:57, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - giant list --Æ 15:09, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Nothing but an unfunny list. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:47, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Listcruft--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:21, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. Voting closed. ~ Mordillo where is my CUNNILINGUS? 20:58, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Hasbro

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Delete	Delete It's no Fisher Price. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:13, Dec. 31, 2007 15:13, 31 December 2007 (UTC) It's not even stubby. --NXWave 20:18, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. It is stubby. Just not microstubby. It's also unfunny and pointless. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:24, 1 January 2008 (UTC) delete--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:19, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Delete Sucks anyways.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:33, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
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New York's Village Halloween Parade

Keep	Weak, Weak Keep But slap expansion template on it. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:47, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Keep It and possibly expand Its short and funny. Feel free to expand it. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 00:44, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Seems short, bitter, made from crap.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:10, 28 December 2007 (UTC) We don't care if you're in the closet. --Dexter111344 16:59, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Burninate this pointless crap --MNM5150 19:37, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Uh, delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:56, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny stub. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:41, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Not worth the expansion--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:26, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
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Adamantium

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Delete	Delete. Follow the links with strange names and find the shitty articles to win a prize! --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 06:38, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete.It links to grues and Chuck Norris twice. How can it fail? (answer: spectacularly)--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:25, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:05, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Almost exactly as bad as I expected. Short, unfunny, listy and generally bad. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:17, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete Nonetheless.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:03, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I resent that links to Chuck Norris are considered bad.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:03, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Not inherently, but when Chuck is relegated to list fodder it's pretty lame and cliché.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:34, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

AT-AT

Keep	Keep.. I thought it was kinda cute, but may need some sprucing up, like my back yard. --User:Rbprx1204 09:03, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete.. The only thing I laughed at was the horrible, horrible spelling --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:52, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:06, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Nah, I saw nothing worth keeping in here. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:21, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Meh. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:18, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Delere -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:37, 1 January 2008 (UTC) It's a gonner. ~ Mordillo where is my CUNNILINGUS? 11:14, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Reflections on 2007

Keep	Keep. It's the worst. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:17, 1 January 2008 (UTC) 2007cruft -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:18, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Tis tradition. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) Keep - One, this is actually somewhat funny. Two, this should be in the Uncyclopedia: namespace. Three, stop wasting VFD slots, you freaks. Save some room for deleting the crap. --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 03:22, Jan. 1, 2008 2008cruft--Scott 05:29, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete	2007cruft -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:39, Jan. 1, 2008 00:39, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Delete per Kip--Æ 00:51, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Speedily Kept -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:25, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

SNEeSe

Keep
Delete	Delete. Poor-quality article about a lesser-known SNES emulator. --Pentium5dot1 06:18, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:05, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Not funny, and kinda pointless. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:10, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete When I read it, I thought it was about a thing called "snee snee". Then I thought it may have been a misspelling of "sneeze". Now I realize it's just plain ol' crap.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:13, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
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Korn

Keep
Delete	Delete God awful excuse for an article, with a stupid gimmick to try to distract you from the content. Toward the bottom is a large list or two. Random namedropping. It's badness....bottled.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:12, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Don't forget the broken layout, bad sporking and generally juvenile shit tone.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:22, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:04, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Essence of bandcruft: terrible writing, plenty of unfunny lists, and nothing worth reading. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:09, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
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Belting

Keep
Delete	Delete Unclear concept, paired with some awful writing and a fair amount of cyberbullying/vanity (unless those people are notable) (NB: removed by me, see this). Useless cruft.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:49, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:11, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:03, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Bad from start to finish. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:07, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Speaker of the United States House of Representatives

Keep
Delete	Delete - unfunny stub--Æ 17:51, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:02, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny and dull. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:59, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:01, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete Juvenile in its construction. Too much "meh" and not enough "heh" to merit a weak keep.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:09, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
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United States Vice Presidents

Keep
Delete	Delete. - nothing but a giant old list--Æ 17:49, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. This is #1 on my list of least essential lists--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:59, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:02, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Pointless, awful list. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:58, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:01, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete List. The end.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:08, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
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Towelie

Keep
Delete	Delete. Not funny. -->:( 07:22, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Delete Cartman himself said it, a crappy character to the end.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:58, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:01, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Nothing worthwhile here. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:53, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Hahaha, you're the worst character ever Towelie. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:00, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
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UnNews:SU182 unblocked from Uncyclopedia. Then quickly blocked again.

Keep
Delete	Delete. - this is a stupid unfunny vanity article--Æ 01:22, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. - unfunny stupid and vanity. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:25, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. - vanity unfunny and stupid – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:30 Jan 03, 2008 Vanity stupid and unfunny. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 02:21, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
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Flavor Flav

Keep
Delete	Delete. I never liked this article, probably due to the stupidity and randomness. -->:( 00:49, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Yep, that might just be it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:57, Jan 3 Delete. stupid random and unfunny, just like the real Flavor Flav. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:26, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. So many words, so little funny. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:31 Jan 03, 2008
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Ѻ

Keep
Delete	Delete. Just... no. -- 23:18, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Uh... yeeeaaahhh... -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:31, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Okay then... -->:( 00:37, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:57, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. the article ate its own tail. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:27, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Fucking gay donuts. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:32 Jan 03, 2008
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United States Cabinet

Keep
Delete	Delete. Lacking in content, forgotten (last edit in May 2007) and pathetic. --Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:36, 2 January 2008 (UTC) <insert huff here>--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:22, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. The Lying, the Witch, and the Cabinet? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) Delete. This close to a clever idea, but it missed entirely I'm afraid. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:33 Jan 03, 2008
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The Bacteriarata

Keep
Delete	Delete. Per lounge nom. Unfunny list of WTF? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:04, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. - What the cock is this?! (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 2, 14:06 Delete - this is like a grade school story that's so poorly written, it makes you kind of laugh. This doesn't belong at Uncyclopedia--Æ 14:07, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Huff--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:23, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Delete I laughed, but I am 97.13548102% sure it was because of the MS Paint image of bacteria. I laughed at that because they use MS Paint. --Dexter111344 21:04, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. -- 23:18, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Jonny Quest

Keep
Delete	Delete. Kinda random, red linky, dull unfunny stub. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:01, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. - Dire (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 2, 14:03 Delete. - misses every possible chance to exploit the characters, their situations, etc. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:00, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Massive Fail--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:24, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. -- 23:18, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Universal Conquest

Keep
Delete	Delete. Stupid. -->:( 18:49, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny also. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:48, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Huff now--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:21, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Delete Stupid not funny. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:23, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
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Imaginary friend

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Delete	Delete. Per lounge nom - not really any good (although I do like the line about God being the world's most popular imaginary friend). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:54, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Failure of existance--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:22, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. make this article not exist. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:29, 3 January 2008 (UTC) Delete. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:35 Jan 03, 2008
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Chinese Tiger

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Delete	Delete. - per lounge nomination--Æ 19:41, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete.Someone put some effort into this. Makes me almost feel sorry to vote it down...almost.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:31, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Read it, found no funny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:27, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:31, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. -- 23:18, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Car Crashes for Dummies

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Delete	Delete. --Æ 14:50, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Dull and stubby. Not bad image though. Has someone been filming me driving to work? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:23, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:25, Jan. 1, 2008 11:25, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Delorte--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:32, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. -- 23:18, 2 January 2008 (UTC)