User:WillMcC
I've been on Uncyclopedia for a while, and sometimes spend more time on here than I do on Wikipedia. My writing style is articles that are somewhat close to the truth, as opposed to pure randomness. In other words, I don't have much creativity, but I can still write articles that can be considered funny by some.
I also contribute to Wikipedia.
Articles I have started[edit | edit source]
- Dr. Sbaitso - The first article I started. Barely survived ICU
- Shopping Cart racing
- Six Flags - Based on inspiration from Disneyland
- Holy Land - Based on the real theme park in Florida
- Windex - Not responsible for any lawsuits filed against Uncyclopedia for deliberate ingestion
- University of Florida - Home to at least four Starbucks locations
- HowTo:Take better pictures - One of my first attempts at a HowTo. Unfortunately, nobody understood the humo(u)r
- HowTo:Find a parking space - A skill you need
- Txt mssgng - Nt my ntv lng
- Sirius Cybernetics Corporation - Share and Enjoy
- EPCOT Center - Home of the world's largest Golf Ball
- HowTo:Overcome your fear of flying - After reading this, you will realize that there is nothing to be afraid of
Pages I'm working on[edit | edit source]
Feel free to contribute to these articles, as some people's stuff is much funnier than mine.
- Wellington Cable Car (as User:WillMcC/Wellington Cable Car) - I've ridden it a few times, even walked the track. Sure I was four at the time, but it still counts
- Total Perspective Vortex (as User:WillMcC/Total Perspective Vortex - I have a picture of Bill Nye (the Science Guy) that would go nicely with it)
- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
- Magic Kingdom as User:WillMcC/Magic Kingdom
- Hamburger University as User:WillMcC/Hamburger University
Pages I may create some time[edit | edit source]
- Greyhound (or Greyhound Racing, which got deleted along with my userfied backup)
- Dumpster Diving (an extreme sport)
- Cedar Point
- Trash Can
- Gainesville
- Magic Kingdom (It's got everything, including a castle, a working PeopleMover, a Space Mountain line, and even an attraction named MILF!)
- Why?:Pirate software
- Dr. Kevorkian
Articles that should be on Uncyclopedia, but aren't[edit | edit source]
- Airline food
- Parking lot
- Publix (It is an state law that one must shop at Publix to be considered a true Floridian)
- Abdullah Öcalan - He's probably sent you an e-mail offering money
My image contributions[edit | edit source]
- Original - Picture was taken or created by myself. Some may contain content from other sources, but these are usually public domain images (or stolen from Wikipedia).
- Photochopped - Picture was created from one or more sources (usually stuff on Wikipedia) with an image manipulation program
- Screen capture - Screen capture of a piece of software
All my pictures are released under free license (GFDL and/or Creative Commons)
This guy made me rich!! (screen capture)
It was Engrish arready but I transrated it to a native tongue (Photochopped)
NASA uses duct tape for everything, such as Apollo 13 and fixing the Space Shuttle (Photochopped)
Best Windows Ever (screen capture)
The latest version of Microsoft Office (Photochopped)
The two most powerful forces in the universe (original)
Proof that Balder (a roller coaster) does indeed fart (original)
Dr. Sbaitso was a great doctor (screen capture)
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A Vekoma designed roller coaster (Photochopped)
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Some wild shopping carts (original)
Grand Theft Auto: New Zealand (Photochopped)
SNAKES ON A MOTHER%@*#ING PLATE! (original)
The Queen's Throne at the Tower of London (original)
Windex, the popular drink (Photochopped)
Poop Cuisine (Photochopped)
This shirt will be eaten by a grue (Photochopped)
A fatality caused by an Intamin roller coaster (original)
The most appropriately named landmark at the University of Florida (original)
UF's Starbucks West (original)
UF's Starbucks Central (original)
A perfectly good parking space (original)
And I'm Free Fallin' (Photochopped)
Lasers and GPS do wonders (original)
Who needs a fancy SLR when your camera does all the focusing for you? (original)
How to make a picture better? Take it through foliage (original)
An otherwise lifeless scene, put into motion (original)
You can do this at Disneyland too, but the castle there's difficult to find because it's so much smaller (original)
It's Blackpool Pleasure Beach, complete with the tower (original)
The University of Florida police station (original)
African Americans at Dollywood? Not likely (original)
Murphree statue at University of Florida (Photochopped)
Txt msgng n actn (Photochopped)
The centerpiece of EPCOT Center is a giant golf ball (original)
This is how GM promotes environmentally friendly fuels (original)
Try it for yourself! (original)
This is where Arrow Dynamics designed roller coasters come from. I'm not kidding! (original)
Milliways, better known at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (Photochopped)
Marvin the robot parking cars (and time machines) at Milliways (Photochopped)
Thorpe Park's entrance on a typical day (original)
New at Thorpe Park is SAW: The Ride (original)
The prestigious academic institution, Hamburger University (original)
Anti-graffiti sign FAIL (original)
Fisher Price kitchen set. Fun for everyone! (Photochopped)
Windows Mojave, Microsoft's next generation Windows (Photochopped)
Userboxes[edit | edit source]
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, WillMcC also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. |
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English. |
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This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level. |
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This user does not understand AOLer (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
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I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money) |
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
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This user is a geek. |
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
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This user wants you to be touched. |