Uncyclopedia:VFS

...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order.

“Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia”

~ John Milton on stating the obvious

Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave?

If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia!

The process

• The first 10 days of a month (1st - 10th), current ops have a vote to see if we need more ops.
• The next 10 days of a month (11th - 20th), any users can nominate users for oppage (not yourself you egotistical jerk!) and support up to three people for oppage (op votes count double in this vote).
• The following 10 days of a month (21st - 30th), current ops take the users with at least 50% of the leader and vote on who to op
• The last day of the months with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (Zombiebaron goes first with 6 bullets)

(note: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against wiki-terrorism)

More ops

Please vote yay or nay below. The question is... do we need more ops?

• Yes. Go go gadget sysop also I vote for 2. Failing that, 1. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:05, 03 Sep 2007
• YAF PLOX I see some good op material in our current user pool. Roll for successful tohit.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 17:48, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• Yessir. And don't skimp on the special sauce. -- The Zombiebaron 01:13, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
• I'd like a new one. I'm bored with the last lot already. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• /me emerges from the shadows to vote for more ops to replace himself, then vanishes back into the darkness.--<<>> 12:20, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
• For, as long as it's the people I want to get opped.  :-P Now if you'll excuse me... [SbU picks up wooden stake and follows Brad.] -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:09, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
• For - I've been a slacker for the last month, for the first time ever. Probably won't improve for another month or three. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 09/09 14:47
• For The orgies have been getting a bit samey, fresh meat is required -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:06, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

What would you know? Whenever I look round, you're always the one stood in the corner wanking and crying. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:24, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Yay! More Ops! Get to it, Proles!

Starnestommy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nomination This guy is one of the most helpful users both on the site, and on IRC. I'd give him my vote, but I already voted for three equally deserving candidates. Anyway, this guy should get the prestige of being a sysop, that is, if he wants it.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:50, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• HECK YEAH. He's better than me. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:13, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• Self for - I might as well sacrifice my free time to be an op. I'm not doing anything else with it. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 01:21, September 12, 2007
• Fo Sho-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:40, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +17

• Nom & For - his earliest contributions date back to October 2005 and he has finished 3rd in VFS in July--Sir Manforman 21:33, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. Eh... it was really hard to choose between Cs, MO and Ljlego, but what we really need right now is someone who's reliable and willing to do work on VFH. MO's tenure beats out Lj's on this one. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:41, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Changing vote, sorry MO -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:23, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
• For plz. I'd wait for all the noms, but I was gonna vote for him anyway. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:54, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• Strong For --AAA! (AAAA) 02:43, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R,
• Why yes I think so. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:21, 11 Sep 2007
• Eh? ~ 16:50, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• ---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:34, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• Forrrrrr --THE 22:04, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For the love of God, for. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:42, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• I voted for him already, way back in the day.--<<>> 01:58, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• For - Uhhh... Why not. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 18:19, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• For :-) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 02:30, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• For - Everything that needs to be said about Modus has already been said. It's hard to believe he still isn't an admin after well over a year as one of the top candidates. Plus, the huge number of votes Tom is getting is threatening to remove everyone else from contention. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:44, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• Strong For Masterd 01:40, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
• Weak Against I would be for but since I put fisher price on vfd he has plotted vengance. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 04:56, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +12

• Nom & For--Sir Manforman 21:27, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• Yes. Curses, M4M, you beat me to it! Anyways, yeah, he's a huge helper around the site, and do we have any Jewish sysops? Go dad! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:32, Sep 10, 2007
• Comment - I think the only Jewish sysop is Zombiebaron--Sir Manforman 21:36, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

• Yah, I think so too. -- The Zombiebaron 23:29, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

• For. I don't see how his Jewishness comes into it. He's a good guy, he does stuff, this'll let him do more stuff. Sorry if I got technical there. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:26, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. He's a better Jew than Zombiebaron, but don't worry Zombles, you'll always have the hair, and the three of us will always have Vegas. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:08, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• Shana Tova.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:36, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• Agreed-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:28, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• Foi Vey -- The Zombiebaron 20:37, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
• For - Mordillo has been a very useful contributor ever since he started back in early 2006. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:49, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• For I keep assuming he is one, then feeling silly. Reality must be brought into line with my leaky memory. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:06, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nomination and Support. I know what you're going right now: "What the fuck is a Roman Dog Bird?" Well, in the last few months or so I've been paying steady attention to recent changes, and more often than not this guy was there. He frequents VFD and QVFD, but the thing that really grabbed my attention is how most of his mainspace edits are, in fact, little sprucing-ups and crap removal from all the little, uninteresting articles that most Uncyclopedians pay no mind of (save Uncyc-a-holics like MadMax and... uh, MadMax). All in all a novel Uncyclopedian completely capable of sysophood in my eyes, given his current streak of quality improvement. Plus, his edit summaries are hilarious. Just think of the potential ban and delete summaries! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:14, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment - RDB is an excellent contributor (he has made more recent edits than most people on this VFS nominations list) who I wouldn't hesitate to vote for, except for the fact that he doesn't stand a chance of making the next round. Shame. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:54, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Ljlego (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +21

• Nom+For -- He's been around for a while now, and has been helping out the site in a handful of ways, both with maintenance and with individual user help. He also seems to me like he wouldn't totally abuse his power. So for. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:45, Sep 10, 2007
• Absoutely for. Dammit, TLB, you beat me. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:48 Sep 10, 2007
• F☭R,
• For --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 20:20, September 10, 2007
• For • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:57, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For, this one's a keeper. -- The Zombiebaron 22:20, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• Ja ja-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:22, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• Four     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:16, 11 September 2007 (UTC)  
• For. -- Mitch 02:20, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Trust the Ljlego touch.(O_O) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:36, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For --THE 22:05, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Ljlego has helped me a ton --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 22:36, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• For. He seems to care about stuff. Yeah, I don't get it either. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:50, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
• Yep -- (Bonner) (Talk) 19:31, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
• HAPPY YASE--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 01:18, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Good Guy! :-) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 02:18, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• This For is making me feel old. Very old. ~ 08:07, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Why not? --Nordamus (blab • crap) 16:49, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Insineratehymn (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

• Nom+For -- Despite being a bit strict, he's always out there doing helpful things for the site, from VFD to ICU to QVFD. If opped, he seems like he could do some real good for uncyc. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:47, Sep 10, 2007
• For It's tough with all these great candidates, but Insineratehymn is one of the most admin-esque non-admins here. He should do well. -RAHB 23:15, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• Strong For as per RAHB. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:18, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For per nom. --General Insineratehymn 02:12, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

• And modest, too! :P P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:14, Sep 11, 2007

• Being an admin is all about modesty. I mean, look at Savethemooses, Famine and Hinoa! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:15, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

• For --AAA! (AAAA) 02:44, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Cs1987 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +23

• Hardworking, sexy, never mind the length feel the girth. Most of his work seems to go unnoticed as he quietly cleans up the mess other people leave. He gets my vote. And then some. Also covers the Australian demographic... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• For. Definitely. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:08, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For--Sir Manforman 21:29, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Oh shit, I thought he was already a....I mean...yeah, he deserves it, totally. -RAHB 23:04, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Absolut Awesome.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:10, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• Hinoa Approves —Hinoa talk.kun 00:28, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. -- Mitch 02:22, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• *yes please* • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:09, 11 Sep 2007
• For I also want a free bottle of that extra-strong piss you buy for this. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:10, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Okay. Expect a bottle of Rochefort 10 to appear under your pillow in the next few days. If you don't receive it, blame it on the admin who told me your address (see if you can guess who). Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:52, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

• For, again.--<<>> 01:51, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. The time zones did it for me. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:24, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Again. —rc (t) 21:45, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
• GIGANTIC MAGIC FOR --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 01:20, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
• Kangaroo. ~ 08:08, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Because I snatched a place from him last time, and this little cricket turned up on my shoulder and started nagging me about it recently. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:03, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

High Gen. Grue (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

• Nomination. The High General has definitely earned his way out of his indentures. A great organizer and contributor, a hard worker, and a great new mediative personality are some qualities this guy has. He's done a fine job with IRC, I think it's time he graduated to opping the wiki. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:26, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• R. Kelly. Oh, wait. I fucked that up good, didn't I? Ж Kalir _{with all the grace of a tin can} 00:48, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• Make the General a Sysop. Really. Do it already, he gets nomed every time As far as I know.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 00:53, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Even though he's made me serve on Latrine Duty.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:21, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

AHHHHHHHH SOLDIERS ALL VOTING FOR ME AAAAAAAH! You guys better be voting on me becuase you think i'd be a good sysop NOT becuase you're a member. :p. Oh wait, that was serious. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:37, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

• For per nom--Scott 03:23, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Once again as per nomination -- (Bonner) (Talk) 19:29, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• C☭MMIE NATI☭N, Wants the job of 2 admins.

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• Nom + For T.K.F. is always doing work for this site. His accomplishments range from Quoteicide, purging Templates from nonaplicable artices, an He's a the highest ranking soldier in the Grue Army. I think he would make an exelent op.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 20:43, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 19:28, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment If I had four votes, the fourth would go here. Maybe next time TKF!--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 01:21, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
• Come on, people! Only 14 more votes in 5 days, we I can't do it! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:57, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment - The fact that so few people have voted for TKF so far tells me that nobody has noticed just how active he is. TKF has in fact made nearly 5000 edits in the past three months, which puts him second only to MadMax, and means he has made well over twice as many recent contributions as many of the candidates who have received more votes than TKF. This is exactly the reason why MadMax was so popular last election, so I don't quite understand the reason for the lack of votes here. Anyways, like with Roman Dog Bird, I would vote for if it wasn't pretty much completely futile. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:21, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

More comments - Looking at the voting patterns on this page I do sometimes dispair that people whose activities on the site are exactly what we should be looking for in an Admin are overlooked. Regardless of who gets it this time, next time my nomination and support will be for TKF. And Mordillo. And Inseratehymm. And..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Tom mayfair (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +31

• Nom & For -- He's been nommed so many times, but really Tom deserves it now. He's a stalwart of both the wiki and IRC, helper of noobs, performer of maintenance tasks and community bastion, yet still finds time to write quality articles. In fact, I bet some of you even saw this nom and thought "Oh I though he was an admin already". -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:11, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For It's about damned time. -RAHB 23:02, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For -- COMRADE TOM MAYFAIR FOR PREMIER! FORWARD, MY FELLOW COMMUNISTS! But seriously, Tom is awesome, Codeine said it all. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 23:22, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:33, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Jesus told me to. -- \o/
• For Found the secret page that grants power a month or to ago. He must be granted the power! --Dexter111344 23:58, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For, since I'm not nominated I suppose he really deserves it. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 00:11, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• EXTREME COMMUNIST FOR. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:24, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For more Stalinist article purges!--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 01:18, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For our glorious communist leader.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:21, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• FORE! for the guy who gave me those nice sickle/hammer red balloons! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 01:23, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. If he's up to the job (which I think he might be), then I there's no reason he can't be. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  11/09/2007 @ 01:47
• FORE Good man, this.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:10, 11 September 2007 (UTC)  
• For. -- Mitch 02:25, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For --AAA! (AAAA) 02:45, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Conditional For - Per what that guy said below me. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:31, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• Conditonal For I don't want to see ^_^ in the block log.--Scott 03:29, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

• C☭MMENT, Okay, I won't.

• STRONG For "Oh I though he was an admin already"...Yeah that would be me...Come on he's definitely up to the job. Give it him already! -- (Bonner) (Talk) 14:32, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For He shall be emancipated. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:12, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• ANOTHER EXTREME COMMUNIST FOR as per Hinoa. --Jack Phoenix _(Contact) 21:43, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 22:35, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• ^_^ F☭R - UNCYCL☭PEDIA D☭UBLEPLUSG☭☭DER WITH GL☭RI☭US S☭VIET PREMIER AS ADMIN. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 18:26, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Though doesn't the concept of administrators run rather counter to communism? —rc (t) 21:47, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
• Fore!!! That's no golf ball! That's Tom's head! Oops? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• MASSIVE ANAL FOR Y HELO THAR.--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 01:22, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Go Go Gadget Baby Maker and Sex Addict! :-) --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 02:24, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Comrade will save the motherland! Masterd 01:40, 17 September 2007 (UTC)*F☭R For glorious communist motherland --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 04:55, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• Nom + For - He has missed out on sysopping by a slim margin in the past. Now that he is a regular contributor to VFD, this would be a very good time for him to become a sysop. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:57, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For ---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:38, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For, Jackie flies under most people's radar most of the time, but he is helpful in ways that have to be heard to be belived. And I've heard them. So belive me. -- The Zombiebaron 22:02, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For the love of God, give it to him already!--<<>> 01:51, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Theo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0

• C☭MMIE NATI☭N & F☭R,
• No. Nowhere near enough recent contribs. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:56, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

  • C☭MMENT Sorry Theob.

• Against I'm unmotivated, I just wanted some love. I'd be a great sysop if I still cared though! heh. --Theo 14:25, 12 September 2007 (UTC)