User talk:Theo

Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Theo!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Theo, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!

Double moos from your cowy friend,
Tayor

OOOH please, please, please, pleeease! The cows need you, I need you! Won't you help satiate these cows? *pouty lips* The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:23, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Loverley me!

ooh, okay. I've always wanted to take one of those, just scared I don't have any aptitudes :P So, how was your weekend, and your day so far?

HAHAHAHAHA. I like your userpage :P You made a template type thingy for it!! o.O haha, that's great :P nice. anywho. CFAT's? Sounds big and scary. I wish you luck! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:30, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Haha, I never noticed you replied until just barely. Make your own section, easier to keep track. Yeah, I've had this one for a while, and some one with a heart...it was just making all the weird mumbo-jumbo stuff go away when I do the whole ~ ~ ~ ~ thing. Yah. So how are you? The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:43, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

wow, um, Tom is really into you. ON THAT NOTE:

hey! I'm mainly using you to check something about my signature. But, I'll leave you a message too, special you! So, what's going on? I'M ON BOARD. sorry. I don't know what that means. I miss being a cam whore. But that's cool. Testage! {{SUBST:User:Tayor/sig}} 17:24, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

It didn't work. One sec, and I try again!

how about this: {{SUBST:nosubst:User:Tayor/sig}} 17:40, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

CRAP CRAP CRAP brb again. Haha, you can't really tell enough to miss me :P whatever though. Nice long message! {{SUBST:NOSUBST:User:Tayor/sig}} 17:55, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

what about now! I think I've got it Tayor MUN (Praise!) 18:02, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Now, write back!

I Am So Proud ^_^

I Was Just Thinking Of You Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair

has awarded you a cookie for swallowin'!

/me cries from the pure joy. 06:35, 02 June 2007

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.