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Oscar Wilde (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: 4 somdomites

No user, only a user page (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: 1 userpages
  • Nom & Strong For--Sir Manforman CUN.png 23:26, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Sawblade5 (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: 2
  • Self-Nom & For - Becasue I never get picked for anything, and I keep making Fatal mistakes. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:29, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
  • I pick Sawblade5! because he's one of those people who uses a 5 as an S. Either that, or he killed the other 4 Sawblades... no wait, that would be pretty cool. --  Le Cejak <-> 13:24, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

George W. Bush (TalkContribsBlockGroups)

Score: 3 monkeys

Keysniper (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: 3
  • Self-Nom & For - This guy is hopeless--Keysniper 11:42, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Sure, because I'm bored Yeah. I didn't even look at the guys name or anything he's ever done, but I'm sure that somebody out there dislikes him. Maybe he was a bully on the playground once. Maybe he made fun of someone's mom. Give banning a chance, I always say. --  Le Cejak <-> 19:04, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Support Block Becasue a pole issn't as good --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 17:25, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Manforman (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +3 misunderstood jokes
  • NF. The kid needs it until he learns the definitions of words like "joke," "satire," and "funny." -- Village IdiotKUN Free Speech 13:12, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Self For - I was already nominated, if you looked at the contents--Sir Manforman CUN.png 13:14, 23

September 2007 (UTC)

Famine (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: 1 tragic suicides
  • Nom & Against How can you people even think of voting for such a god-like user? – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:24, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - that was hilarious when he banned me for a month, and Kip the Dip for 3 months--Sir Manforman CUN.png 13:19, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

AAA! (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: -(-1) flamers
  • Nom & For--Sir Manforman CUN.png 01:08, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - What? --AAA! (AAAA) 07:04, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
Well, you did nom him for UGotM, he is just returning the favor :) ~Jewriken.GIF 07:14, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
Ah yes. That takes me back.... --AAA! (AAAA) 07:23, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. This seems like a payback to me. So, as per my vote on UgotM. If you didn't smile when you nom him Manforman, and I beliave you didn't - I'll be standing in front of him waving my hands in a threatening manner. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:16, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • No. If you're serious, absolutely serious, then put simply you sir are a prick. He's a good contributor, a great guy, was once (and I think still is) an op on IRC, very funny (and not stupid), but if you mean by "flamer" he's a flaming homo, then you're STILL a prick (albeit a correct prick.) --Asema 07:20, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
Let's watch our manners here shall we? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:52, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
Can I still be a flamer if I have a flame thrower? --AAA! (AAAA) 10:48, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - AAA! is an IRC op?--Sir Manforman CUN.png 20:51, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
No, lost ops, since sannse said I wasn't ready yet. But that doesn't mean I can't get it later... --AAA! (AAAA) 07:22, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment: HEY GUYS! YOO HOO! Yeah, remember, this is joke banning, eh? No need for spite and anger. Yeesh.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 11:10, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
  • AAAmazing Grace, how sweet the sound! – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 18:47, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
  • AAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAA!--Keysniper 19:32, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:16, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
That's a For. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:16, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Flammable (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: 1.39744... IPs
  • Nom & For- Hes gone ban crazy, in fact I estimate that by 2009 he'll have banned everyone on uncyclopedia, he must be stopped! -- Mr.ZinkyWinks 18:25, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
It was the pirate article, I thought it should have at least poked a little fun at ninjas, I had no intention to start a flame war, I just thought it was funny, guess not..... Mr.ZinkyWinks 18:34, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

69.248.175.25 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits)

Score: 1 IPs

Enzo Aquarius (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: 1

Chronarion (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: -1 Dictators
  • Nom & For - according to his block log, he hasn't been blocked at all, and thus needs one, NOW!--Sir Manforman CUN.png 22:18, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Fir - Trees that is. But in reality, Against, for really no good reason. -RAHB 08:21, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
  • The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria! The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus! With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! SING! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:34, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
That's an Against, too. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:34, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +4 bent spoons

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +2 Fred Savages
  • Self Nom & For I hate this guy so much. All he ever does is yell at people and act like he's God. AND he's a hypocrite and an asshat. Infiniban him. --Roman Dog Bird 00:26, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Douche. I also heard he may be a girl, which is just unheard of on the internets!--Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:32, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

David Gerard is a gay fag. (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: 1 infi-banned users
  • Nom & For Because he is infibanned and we'd have to unblock, reblock for something so ridiculous --Sir Manforman CUN.png 01:15, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Read the rules, Manforman. Or else. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:51, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
Yeah. or else. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:53, Oct 2

Manforman (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +2 wannabes

BENSON

Score: +3BHOPs

Thekillerfroggy

Score: +2 Murderous Amphibians
  • Nom + Strong For. This guy is so dumb. Not only did he nominate himself, but he nominated himself twice. Seriously, what a fagbag. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:57, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For - As per TKF. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 20:45, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

<insert name here>'s Mum

Score: 1 dead horses who continue to be beaten
  • For - I think <insert name here>'s Mum should be permenently banned from Uncyclopedia! —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 11:11, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
  • HELL YES. I know I don't want my mom to come here. —Hinoa talk.kun 18:48, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Against - I said it before and I'll say it again: QUIT BEATING THE DEAD HORSE. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:25, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For Dead horses deserve to be beaten. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA!
  • Strong forBecause she/he most certainly not my mother and should receive a B.A.N. Richardson j 22:55, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
  • UBERSTRONGFOR - Beating dead horses is fun. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 16:08, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR - We don't need Codeine's mum telling us what to do! Mr. Briggs Inc. 22:28, 14 August 2007 (UTC) Eh?
  • Against Hey <insert name here>! Someone just said your Mum was a horse! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:14, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
  • HOW DARE YOU! MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT --Roman Dog Bird 05:47, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, only edit involved a spellcheck. Ж Kalir hippies! yay! 22:26, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
  • AS PER ROMAN DOG BIRD. SEE, I USED ALL BOLD CAPS JUST LIKE HIM 'CAUSE MY FEELINGS ARE THE SAME AND HOPEFULLY THE BOLD CAPS HELP TO BETTER ILLUSTRATE THAT FACT. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:28, Sep 3, 2007

Capercorn (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +1 Users with annoying sibilings

EugeneKay (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +2 Useless non-contributing users
  • Nom and For User is worthless, contributing nothing but crap articles that they should be banned for. Only other thing the user does is troll IRC and make pointless VFH noms and act as the sole dissenter on featured articles, making a complete ass of himself. Also, the userpage is horrible and abuses the <choose> tag to no end. How this use has not been named UGotM is a mystery to me, even though that is a fate worse than ED. Oh, and he's a useless name-changing prick.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      15:38, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For. What a loser! Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:03, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Trar (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +5 Grueslayer whoring Creator

Strange but untrue (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +3 outraged poopy-heads.
  • Nom Because she's been getting way too much good press lately and is liable to get a big head if everyone doesn't immediately call her a poopy-head. Also, this could be her last chance to get a meaningful ban if she gets opped this month. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:59, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Against I am outraged that I would be so callous as to nom me for a ban. I am very hurt by this nomination, and will never speak to myself again. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:59, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
MEDIC!!!! MEDIC!!!! OFFICER DOWN!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 00:00, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I'd vote for, just to allow her some time off, to have some baked beans on toast and to ponder...but...I...just...can't....so. Against. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:03, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For --General Insineratehymn 18:24, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
I'm quite disappointed you didn't call me a poopy-head, Ins. Mainly because I would really like to see you say "Poopy-head", because it would be so out of character! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:45, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Seriously, she does so much for the website. She needs some forced time off. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:22, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - While being untrue will mean she will break many hearts, strangely that's not a bannable offence. --BBBBBBBBB! 22:19, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment No need to give me time off any more guys - Famine already decided to give me a holiday, and I've been gone two days. I would have tried to have it overturned, but instead I sat back and wrote this: UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary. FFS-ers and Ban-Patrollers may like to know what exactly it is they're voting for...! :-) --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:44, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Stronge Against If we ban such a wonderful user like Strange but untrue, whom cleans-up and helps out whenever she can, than Uncyclopedia is on the brink of losing it's heart. Never mine. I didn't notice she nominated herself. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA!
  • Disqualify. SbU has been opped and therefore would be able to un-ban herself. --66.102.80.239 18:41, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
Nobody caresHinoa talk.kun 18:49, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
  • POOPYHEAD! POOPYHEAD! POOPYHEAD! POOPYHEAD! POOPYHEAD!Hinoa talk.kun 18:49, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, only person capable of nullifying Bubs' superpowers. Ж Kalir hippies! yay! 01:04, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +1 requests to be blocked
  • Nom & For - Did anyone see User:Kip the Dip/Block Me! yet? He's defintley asking for it. --Sir Manforman CUN.png 12:17, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For What a douchebag and attention whore. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA!
  • The icon of what the bottom of Uncyclopedia has to offer. A disgrace to Uncyclopedia, Wikia, the internet, his country of origin, and possibly the entire human race. I question many nights why the existence of such a sad and worthless user exists, only to be left without answers. This user's lack of morals, humanity, and logical judgment appall me continuously. I'd use bland insults like "douchebag", "asshat", and "fucktits" to insult this user, but he has probably heard them all before ad nauseum and is now numb to them, regardless of how true they are. Truly a despicable person. Against.
  • Look I may not be the best writer here, but I'm definitely not a pimple on the ass of this site. I contribute a fair amount to Uncyclopedia. I've only been blocked twice, an they were 1) a one second ban by request, and 2) for helping out a noob the wrong way. I only made that Block Me! page as a joke to see if anyone would take it seriously. After this vote I'm have it deleted, as I now know it only ruins my integrity. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA!
  • Settle down, buddy, emc's just joking around. Notice that he ultimately voted against banning you. This is Uncyclopedia: don't take anything seriously. We all know you're a good writer and a very helpful user.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:46, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +3 pointless self-nominations

Jimbo Wales (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +3 Foreign "Kings"
  • Actually, he has more contributions, he created User:Jimbo Wales which was deleted. But still, I urge all of you Americans to vote against the Germans (who are the same guys who sided with Hitler during WWII who are now siding with Jimbo Wales.)--Sir Manforman CUN.png 20:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He makes controversey go round the clock. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  • NOOOOO He's too sexy to be banned!--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 03:06, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For We are not a dumping ground for wikirejects from other projects. I am getting a little tired of learning of this user's antics by being informed by the whois server. --Carlb 12:03, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Do you know whom your dealing with? He most likely has power over us. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA!
  • Comment: He's never here. We could do revenge on him all we want. Also, he's not a sysop. Nothing will happen to you unless you message him at his Wikipedia where...--Sir Manforman CUN.png 12:34, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment - He's Wikia Staff. He can do whatever he wants. He could rename you to s*itface if he so pleased. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 16:10, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Yellow 130 (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +3 Username template abuses

Erviltnec (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +3
  • Nom and For He acted like a douche to me just because I quoticided one of his articles. Now I'm going to return the favor. --General Insineratehymn 17:48, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For Don't you wish you could get him a longer ban than that of FFS?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:11, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
No, this is just payback for how he pissed me off. --General Insineratehymn 23:12, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah this guy's a douche. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:38, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For I agree with Insineratehymn and Leoispotter...he is a douche. also take a look under the "How to: not be funny" section in his userpage. Moron --BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk). 22:43, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Don't ban Aww was he mean to you? Do you want me to call his mommy and have him put in time-out were he belongs?
    • Doesn't matter now, because I scared him off. --General Insineratehymn 16:56, 27 October 2007 (UTC)

Tortilla The Hun (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +8 BENSON wannabes

Nintendorulez (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +0 tricky scheme
Against After seeing what he did. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:02, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Conditional For Famine gets FSS too and UGOTM.--Scott 04:23, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Bring back Nin! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Against - Nin is gone, Famine was correct in his decission, while he will be missed, it is best that he is gone. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:42, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Ineligable - Already banned indefinitely. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:35, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Um, isn't the "can't have been banned for more than a day" restriction on UGotM, and not here?
Yes, but he's ban's never going to expire, so there's no point. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:06, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Angela (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +3 conspirators
  • Nom & For - She took over Uncyclopedia and used it to fuel her machine that she calls "Wikia". —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 19:34, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Cause she's staff. Like Sannse. They could rename you to "Fuckhead" if they wanted. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:39, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment That Uncyclopedia is in a position where outsiders have taken full control and are free to rename you to "Fuckhead" at will is part of the problem. Egads! What on earth was Chron thinking? --User:Fuckhead 18:44, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Look at This instead.--Scott 04:25, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For! We don't need any outside "help." --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:42, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Jimbo Wales is staff too. Too many outsiders being staff. Grrr. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:45, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For - This speaks for itself. --BBBBBBBBB! 22:19, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
    • LOL I know it's fun, but be more creative with your reasons; if wikia didn't host us we'd have to pay ourselves. If you're willing to pay, contact me via email and I'll give you an address for you to send money to, then I won't have to get a job ^^ :P —Braydie 22:53, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
    • Well just ship over a couple of high-end servers like the Brazilians have and, if we like them, maybe we'll buy them. We prefer to get our hands on the actual merchandise before completing offers or reffering friends to do the same. --BBBBBBBBB! 02:14, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For - She barely comes on anymore, which means all jobs are left to sannse now. Poor sannse... --AAA! (AAAA) 22:56, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • A☭AINST, and my vote is infinite. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png12:43, 26 July 2007
  • Conditional Support only if she is nominated for UGotM as well--Sir Manforman CUN.png 13:30, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

KaurJmeb (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroupscheckuser

Score: +2 communist fellow travellers
  • Nom. For being involved in any way with the whole http://uncyclopedia.wikiachina.cn debacle. Registering a domain to an oppressive communist country for a wiki that anyone can edit is beyond dumb, even compared to her previous infamous stunt of removing template links from en: to Taiwan. --Carlb 18:18, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
  • For - wait, what? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:51, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

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Qscgu9-bot (approximation)
Why don't we get bots like this around here anymore?
Score: 2 illegal immigrant bots
  • Nom & for: It's taking jobs away from middle-class Uncyclopedians! --EMC [TALK] 21:42, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Against for two reasons. 1 - its a bot. As long as an admin makes his contributions stop taking up all of recent changes, I'm not gonna care what he does. 2 - he is only inter - wiking. I don't know how to do that, nor do i have the time, motivation or language skills to do that. Just leave the bot to do what it's made for.--General And Min. THEDUDEMANSucrose b.gif 00:27, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment Individual admins on en: don't have the power to make his contributions stop taking up all of recent changes. Resistance is useless, capacitance is your only hope, you will be assimilated.
  • For That damn bot detracted from finding vandalism. Who knows how much crap slipped through the cracks

today?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:32, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

  • Against - I like this guy. He won't respond to my comment on his talk page though. I even translated it into his language. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:48, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Ay ay ay! Ceta botta est une boota!! NO ES BUENO POR EL WIKI!! AY CARAMBAA!!!!!!!! -- Ludicolo 01:57, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Against He's only taking the jobs Uncyclopedians don't want. Stop being racist, emc. --General Insineratehymn 02:23, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For the day we let machines work for us, would be the end of us all. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:44, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Sir Manforman CUN.png 00:07, 31 August 2007 (UTC)