“For the record, I didn't actually say any of this stuff.”
“Remember, I am better than you!”
Greetings, I am Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde. I died in 1900, but I still enjoy editing Uncyclopedia. Well, that's me. And, it is actually true that all the good users are just sockpuppets of me, so I wrote everything. Except for the crap. That was written by some noobs. If you see any noobs, tell me. Thanks.
All Things Wilde: A listing of everything about Oscar Wilde
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