User:Oscar Wilde

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ow 3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow 3

Gadzooks!   This user participates in T h e   W i l d e   P r o j e c t ! (Or at least pretends to.)

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is Irish …to be sure, to be sure. (List of Irish Uncyclopedians)

This user's IQ is over 212.

“For the record, I didn't actually say any of this stuff.”

– Oscar Wilde on Making up Oscar Wilde quotes

“Remember, I am better than you!”

– 127.0.0.1 on Oscar Wilde

Greetings, I am Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde. I died in 1900, but I still enjoy editing Uncyclopedia. Well, that's me. And, it is actually true that all the good users are just sockpuppets of me, so I wrote everything. Except for the crap. That was written by some noobs. If you see any noobs, tell me. Thanks.