UnTunes:Oscar's Rap (I'm a Wilde Guy)
“Quite possibly the single greatest song. Ever.”
Oscar's Rap (I'm a Wilde Guy) is the rapping debut of historical figure Oscar Wilde.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
GIRLS:
Hey Oscar, Yo Oscar
Read us prose Oscar
Ooh
OSCAR:
Yo Oscar’s my name
I’m all Wilde, so don’t complain
I’m the top guy, the big ham
Everyone on uncyc knows who I am
Look at the top of the page, at that quote
Who do you think wrote?
One quick note –
That guy was me!
As you now can plainly see
I’m all around
All up in town
W – I to the L – D –E
GIRLS:
Hey Oscar, Yo Oscar
Read us prose Oscar
Ooh
OSCAR:
I’m Wilde!
That’s me!
I have the magic hand
Yeah I’m the most famous person in my band
They go crazy for me in Ireland
Everyone loves me, isn’t that just grand?
You know Dorian Gray? That we me
As I’m sure you can see
Don’t mess with this guy
And if you try
You are gonna D-I-E die!
GIRLS:
Hey Oscar, Yo Oscar
Read us prose Oscar
Ooh
OSCAR:
I’m Wilde!
I’m a Wilde guy
I can’t lie
I’m a Wilde guy
GIRLS:
Hey Oscar, Yo Oscar
Read us prose Oscar
Ooh
OSCAR:
I’m Wilde!
I’m a Wilde guy
I can’t lie
I’m a Wilde guy.
GIRLS:
Hey Oscar, Yo Oscar
Read us prose Oscar
Ooh
Credits[edit | edit source]
Lyrics, music, vocals, and mixing by: AtionSong
| Biography |
The Man - The Internet Meme - The Project - User Page - Other User Page - The Category - The Huge Category - Gallery - News - Stage Name |
| Creations |
Girls Gone Wilde - I'm a Wilde Guy - The Importance of Being Earnest - The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time - The Picture of Dorian Gray - Seuss on Wilde - Wilde On - Wildeboys |
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| Enemies |
Lord Byron - Joseph Ducreux - Samuel Johnson - Lord Salisbury - Mark Twain |
| More Oscars |