User talk:David Gerard is a gay fag.

Thanks for all your recent hard work. Now fuck off. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

You're just jealous of my fabulous ability with a cock. HLAGH HLAGH HLAGH HLAGH HLAGH. Also, I taught your girlfriend to flip you over and sodomise you like that - David Gerard 23:20, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Welcome To Uncyclopedia, or should I rather say, get out, crazy man! Hello, GerardHate, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Or should I rather say, goodbye, crazy demon! You suck, crazy sock! How to be a human being and not just stupid SOCKPUPPET VERSION (just for you) If you read anything at all, get an amnesia pill to destroy your memory G'Bye and welcome to hell, -- Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN

By making another sockpuppet you agree that you have an ugly face and that you love to fart in public. You will also agree that you have been arrested 6 time due to being a wanker. Biatch --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Ermmm...you are aware that he has been infinibanned for ages now? ~ 12:20, 22 May 2007 (UTC)