User talk:Elassint

Attention![edit source]

Hello, Elassint, and welcome to the army! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you hate the place and decide to stay. If not, we'll get the sniper ready.Anyway, here are a few good links for recruits:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!

For You[edit source]

The Ring of Devandalisers
For fighting the Good Fight

Rabbi Techno

Pure and simple[edit source]

Please stop adding this to QVFD. You are not the author, therefore, you do not have the request deletion, keep it up, and you are heading for this--Sir Manforman 01:08, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Manforman is on a little bit of a power-trip at the moment. He's quite entertaining in a desperate kind of way. The Oblong Lobster 17:36, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

LOL Elassint Throw things at me 01:58, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

User boxes[edit source]

Do you know where I can find the userboxes?

Threesome 04:06, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Userboxes Elassint Throw things at me

Thanks[edit source]

Thanks, that was quick. Are you in Germany? Or maybe in Austria? Threesome 04:11, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

No. I live in the USA. I will be ending my sesshion in a few minutes. Elassint Throw things at me 04:13, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Time travel[edit source]

Please don't revert the redirect. It's there for a reason. Get on IRC if you have any further questions. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 02:19, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Re: IRC[edit source]

No, I was judging you. Passionately, like I judge all who use CGI:IRC. -- — Sir Manticore 04:15, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Retard[edit source]

Please can you stop putting templates on this page. If you think the text needs improvement, then improve the text... by writing some... I guess you never wondered what those buttons on your keyboard were for, push one and the same symbol will appear on the screen! It's magical...--Dantoller 13:34, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, my fellow RationalWikian[edit source]

Thank you for voting for American (species)!
As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.
Sincerely, _CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _

Now try not to get salmonella with it... --Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^talk ^stalk 03:32, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Nice reverting there[edit source]

S'gotta be worth something

"Stop! Vandal!" Nocturnal Vigilance Badge

While the Admins were busy entertaining Monsignor Sandman, or sawing logs at work, this user did a spot on job of damage control, all without the use of an Admin Rifle, Gun, or Turbo Slingshot. We appreciate your efforts, and hereby bestow upon you the Most Honourable Title of: Uncyclopedia Nightwatch Expert

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:42, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Whoop![edit source]

Ta muchly!

Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks
for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off.
It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:23, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Tylenol[edit source]

While you may find the quote funny, others may. Besides the old Terry Shiavo quote had been there for quite a long time, and you didn't find it such an imperative to erase it before the rewrite (of the article, and the quote). The article was just rewritten, can you please give it a couple days. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:19, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Welcome message[edit source]

Hi, saw you're welcoming users. Two pointers: 1.Try to subset the template: Meaning: {{subst:welcome}}. This dumps the whole code on the page rather than placing the template. Why? Good question. Old historic reason. 2.Don't forget to sign your welcome notes :) ~ 20:27, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Edit wars[edit source]

Believe me when I say that edit wars aren't tolerated here. Neither I nor anyone else on this site cares about who you're voting for, so don't start edit wars about this political nonsense. Consider this your warning. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:42, Apr 13

Wales[edit source]

Please don;t re-insert the unfunny parts to the Wales page. I edited and wrote the majority of that page and keep coming back every now and then to deloete the crappy unoriginal sheep jokes and edit any new funny additions so that they have the same narrative as the rest of the page.