Neko

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Neko
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Scientific classification
Kingdom	Animalia
Phylum	Chordata
Class	Mammalia
Order	Antropoformia
Family	Furra
Genus	Animae
Species	Nekus

A neko (猫) is a mythological creature that comes from the island of Japan. A breed of furries, nekos are relatives of the kitsunes, with which share several traits, such as their cuteness and their need for a romantical partner.

The name neko is often translated into English as catgirl, in the case of female nekos, or catboys, in the case of male ones.

Characteristics

Not every catboy has to be a cute femboy...

Like every other known species belonging to the furries, nekos have similar characteristics to those found in the homo sapiens species, but also shares several traits found in different mammals- in this case, those of a cat. As a result, their body is very similar to human anatomy, but have huge eyes, a fluffy tail, and cat ears.

A perplexing characteristic of catgirls and catboys is that they have not one but two pairs of ears: one pair of ears come from each side of their head, and resembles a human's ears; while another pair of ears come from the top of their head, which resembles a cat's ears. This has vexed scientists around the world, who wonder what kind of mutation had to take place in the neko's evolution to bring this rather strange physical trait.

Behaviour

A cute catgirl, doing cute catgirl things

Nekos have the tendency to act rather playful and cute. Nekos have a characteristical mating call, which often sounds like nyaaaaa~

Spread over the world

Even Wikipedia has joined in the catgirl craze

Originally, catgirls and catboys were only found in Japan; however, in recent years, this species have been spreading to the rest of the world as m

Relationship with humans

An unsuspecting neko is sexually harrassed by a filthy cameraman

The neko species are always in danger by the stalking of local humans. However, these humans do not try to hunt or kill the neko; rather, they have hot, raw sex with them against the neko's will. This is as a result of a legal loophole: because they look like humans, it doesn't count as zoophilia; but because they're not humans, they do not have human rights, meaning that they can be freely fucked without their consent. On top of that, their cuteness factor and child-like wonder makes it an easy target for perverted weaboos.

Several organizations, such as People for the Ethical Treatment of Antropomorphic Animals, have denounced this inmoral practice; however, few people have taken action.

See also

• Kbitty
• Nyan cat
• Stupid Cats
• User:C780178

Zoology

Species

• Furry: African giraffe • Baby Seal • Bear (Polar • Bipolar) • Cat (Daemonic • New Hampshire Merchant) • Elephant • Furries • Gazelle • Human • Otter • Sheep • Skunk • Slender Loris • Moose
  Feathery: Birds • Chicken • Homing pigeon • Kingfisher • Peacock
  Scaly: Corn snake • Fish • Goldfish • Salmon

Culture

• ...in history: Bucephalus (horse) • Great Elephant Revolt (2011) • Jaws did WTC • St. Peter's Basilica (reptile)
  ...in sports: Cow tipping • Kitten hurling battle • Kraft Dinner (horse) • Rough Gay Wolf Sex • Seal Clubbing • Water Polo... With Sharks!

• Slimey: Blue-ringed octopus • Frog • Pond Whales • Salamander • Sturgeon • Uterus
  Creepy crawly • Ant • Cockroach • Lobster • Spider • Sun Bee • Wallet moth
  Other: Balloon Animals • Gazebo • Grue • Toaster • Snipes • Womp

Media

• ...in books: Did you ever lock horns with a goat? • The journey of the ugly kitten • The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy
  ...in the news: Delicious New Zealand bird... • Political extremism on the rise... • Man wakes up • Wolverine hits the big screen

• ...in science • Antbortion • An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters • Crypto-Zoology • Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters • Tapheselachophobia • Whale bones
  ...as food: • Easter Bunny • Firesheep • Frog Semen • Kittens
  

...as... huh? • Kitten Huffing

Media

• ...in film: 001 (guinea pig) • Bi-curious George (monkey) • Donner (reindeer) • Flying Purple People Eater (something) • Garfield (cat) • G Rated Talking Animal Movie (film) • Steve Irwin (animal grabber)

This article is part of the Wonderful Japan series