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Pants
That is all. MrN 13:00, Dec 27
- Trousers, shirt and tie. Then shoesies:)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:04, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Ok...--AnotherBadName 17:58, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
ICarly
ICarly appears to be being re-created, fairly close to how it was when it was before, although it looks a little more restrained, at the moment.--Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 15:43, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- My understanding was that re-created material was to be QVFD, especialy if its an IP...?:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:51, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- I'll probably get complaints, but I've hopfully got it a good stage where it can be completed, or huffed in 30 days:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:11, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- I've been trying to fix the article some, without annoying the ip authors or getting into a revert war. Unfortunately, I don't know if I'm helping, or just making it worse. The main thing I doing is trying to turn the retarded "newt in utero" idea into a euphemism for pregnancy. Although the euphemism is worse than its subject, I think it might have some potential to be funny(ish), if I can purge the "tail sticking out of Carly's privy regions is a you-know-what" from the article. Also, I'm partially regretting some of the images that I uploaded; I'm afraid that they might draw the "wrong kind of" ips to that article, and only make the problem worse. --Mnbvcxz 03:00, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
- It is a bit of a shame that the ips aren't helping here. I would suggest either going on the IRC, and asking for it to be semi-protected - meaning only regitered users will be able to edit it. Or moving it into your userspace like User:Mnbvcxz/iCarly and putting the old on on QVFD. I think a finished version might sort out the IPs. I don't like the idea of trying to get bans for something like this as I don't think these IP edits are in bad faith. Hope this helps:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:49, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
- I've been trying to fix the article some, without annoying the ip authors or getting into a revert war. Unfortunately, I don't know if I'm helping, or just making it worse. The main thing I doing is trying to turn the retarded "newt in utero" idea into a euphemism for pregnancy. Although the euphemism is worse than its subject, I think it might have some potential to be funny(ish), if I can purge the "tail sticking out of Carly's privy regions is a you-know-what" from the article. Also, I'm partially regretting some of the images that I uploaded; I'm afraid that they might draw the "wrong kind of" ips to that article, and only make the problem worse. --Mnbvcxz 03:00, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
- I'll probably get complaints, but I've hopfully got it a good stage where it can be completed, or huffed in 30 days:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:11, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
Welcome note
I guess you're watching the new user lists - neat to get a welcome note so quick! :) I'm not new to wiki editing (you'll find me under the same username on en.wikipedia and *heaps* of other places), but it's really helpful to have the Uncyclopedia policies all laid out there. Thanks! Keep it up! Rosuav 14:38, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
- Groovy:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:40, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Finally
Rejoice! Your colossal achievement of completing over 50 in-depth pee reviews has been recognised with the provision of this luxury micturitional accessory. You will be the envy of your friends. Or you would be, if you hadn't ignored them for ages while you were reviewing.
'Bout time I got to give you this! --UU - natter 09:14, Jan 2
UnSignpost 1st January 2009
Just like Grandma used to make!
January 1st, 2009 • Issue 29 • The first newspaper to wish you a Happy Christmas 2009!
The UnSignpost starts 2009 as it ended 2008: Late Several readers were probably available for comment, but we didn't ask them anything and blatantly made one up: "it wouldn't be the UnSignpost if it arrived on time", Orian57 might have said, if we'd asked him. The Patronising New Year EditorialTM From this we can infer that Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption didn't have a clue what he was on about - hope is a ridiculous thing, and should be crushed as soon as possible. However, there is still the possibility, however remote, that something good might happen. Active users might start writing more good articles again. VFH might start to flow like it used to. Old users may return, invigorated, to bestow upon us fresh fruits of their imaginations. New users may arrive to take up the baton, and stride boldly forward, blessing us with a wealth of new articles that inject fresh purpose and impetus to the site. Don't look like that - it might happen. Well, monkeys might also fly out of your butt. Depends if teleportation technology ever becomes viable, widely available, and small enough to secure in such a narrow location. Face it, we haven't a clue what this year holds for us yet, folks, all we can do is try and make it the best we can by writing more articles, and helping new users out, and see where we go from there. This is your UnSignpost, patronising the fuck out of you. Happy New Year! Kevin Rudd says Uncyclopedia is the worst |
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MrN9001 01:04, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Award.
IronLung 08:37, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Apologies...
...for the fiddling - it'll get me on the sex offender's register one of these days - hopefully, it'll reduce nit-picking on Pee Review though. Nice article, by the way - sounds rather like my own musical tastes. I've put a link in Hasid House to it too. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:19, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks for the fiddle - heres to alienating music:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:23, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
- /me np Blok 57 - This Is Not America. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:29, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Swift Once-Over
This is not a review request, this is a request for you to take a swift glance at Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar?, which Prettiestpretty wrote and I embellished, and give one of the following responses on this talk page: 1. Needz moar workz; 2. Lol, dude that haz teh funniez; 3. Something intelligible. Whaddaya say? --UU - natter 13:19, Jan 6
- I pick number 2 "Lol, dude that haz teh funniez." Yeah its good - nice pace etc. good stuff:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:38, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 8th January 09
Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.
January 8th, 2009 • Issue 30 • Suckling the Milk of News from the Teat of Truth
Uncyclopedians on Xbox Live
Recently, The following is an actual transcript between me (under the alias "Pope Gustav") and Orian57 (under the alias "Orian57") on Xbox Live.
This is stunning evidence that Orian57, along with others, is leaving the site for the glamorous life of Xbox Live. When confronted with this transcript and these accusations, Orian replied that "I was just on Uncyclopedia today. I was just bored and wanted something else to do." Oddly enough, all of the other Uncyclopedians that have Xbox Live accounts that I spoke to also claimed to have "lives" outside of Uncyclopedia, lives that mainly consist of playing Halo 3. Article gets +21 votes on VFH
Only a few days after going back to featuring "Today's Featured Article" for only one day, instead of the previous two, the article, The defense rests, your honor received 21 "for" votes and no "against" after a mere 3 days on VFH. The article, nominated on VFH by SysRq, and written by noted admin Modusoperandi, is the first article surpass +20 votes in a long while on VFH. Upon hearing of his accomplishment, Modus is heard to have said, "I'd like to thank all of the little people that I crushed to get where I am," and, "Can I wear my Kernel Popcorn costume?" SysRq, the article nominator is quoted as saying, "I was the one who nommed that article; I deserve some recognition." For those of you are new around here, VFH is the process by which uncyclopedia nominates articles for "Today's Featured Article", the article in the top left corner on the mainpage. All users of uncyclopedia, including anonymous ip users are encouraged to vote on VFH and nominate articles on VFH. VFH can be found here, but typing in VFH in the search box, by clicking the "Votes for Highlight" link under the community links on the right (it's second from the bottom between "Pee Review" and "Votes for Pictures"), and Uncyclopedia:VFH, in addition to several other redirects. Many users have expressed approval of this accomplishment, as the more votes an article gets, the better an article is. Therefore, by voting on an article, one injects more quality into an article, in the same way that manufacturers "inspect" quality back into a finished part. Additionally, the admins will not longer be forced to torture various cute animals to inspire users to vote in VFH: provided VFH doesn't stall out again. |
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MrN9001 16:07, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
Article
PsychotypeD 16:01, 10 January 2009 (UTC)Hey Sycamore, I need some help. I've got this really annoying IP user who keeps trying to completely re-alter my Spongebob V.S. Zim article. I'm usually an open guy, but I don't like what he's doing to it. This has gone on for three days and no matter how much I do away with his stuff, he just keeps coming (and messing things up). Do you know any way I can block him or something like that?
- IPs can be problem from time to time (also very helpful sometimes). Luckly for you, you appear to have just the one that is causing trouble here: 24.147.190.89. Now you could post a message on the IP talkpage explaining things first. Also when you revert you can leave a message in the summary on why those edits were crappy. This is my advice on what to do first of all - I'll be keeping an eye on things now that you've brought it up - If you can deal with it this way, and it does not work, then we'll have a look at trying something else. Does that sound OK?:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:19, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
PsychotypeD 18:52, 10 January 2009 (UTC) Okay thanks. The guy is welcome to edit the page by adding new characters or new events, but when it comes to completely altering the entire article... well that's pretty serious. I have kept some stuff (such as General Godzilla) that he wrote, but I don't like how he is completely altering things like Spongebob beating Zim. If he wants there to be an article like this on the site, fine he can make it. But I don't want him taking apart my article and building it his way to do it.
By the way when you mean the IP address talkpage, do you mean clicking on the link there and brining it up on the discussion part (I've never had to do this before)?
- Yeah, just click on the IP discussion page and leave a message. Often that will be enough, he does not look to be adding anything in bad faith, so its fair to assume he might be reasonable:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:46, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
Oi! You!
You're supposed to be on a holiday no?! ~ 10:59, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- I know, I'm a very bad person;) /me goes to write 2000 word essay and pester people for internships--Sycamore (Talk) 11:01, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 15th January
I love it when the news comes together
January 15, 2009 • Issue 31 • Making the New York Times look like Mad Magazine (or is that the other way round?)
From The Desk of the Cabal: Incest and sex change are now bannable offenses Following the sex change operations of citizen (now citizeness) Yettie, and several suspicious sexual activities in the Uncyclopedia compound, the Cabal hereby decrees the following:
Thank you citizens, this message was not delivered by the Cabal which does not exist. Behave nice, vote on VFH and obey the Cabal. The Cabal is your friend. Or it would be. If it existed. Pee Revuu? UU himself dismissed such fears, pointing out that he's got nothing better to do with his time than arbitrarily judge the quality of other people's opinions anyway, and adding "I'm relieved to be taking up this position as it will drastically reduce the number of reviews I'm expected to do. Also, I'm thinking of introducing a policy of stripping Orian57, and only him, of his RotM award, his rank, his mittens and his right to drink hot chocolate ever again unless he does a bloody review some time soon". However, some users are still not convinced this is a good idea, or even possible. One, speaking on condition of anonymity, said, "I seriously doubt that UU can do Boomer's job and his own at the same time. I mean, how can he be accused of being a lazy arse if he has almost twice as many good pee reviews as anyone else and does 75% of the pee review maintenance tasks? This ruins the running pee review committee in-joke about Captain Catheter not doing anything. There is no way this can work." |
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MrN9001 21:34, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
Re:Is this ready?
Yes! --EMC [TALK] 21:17, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
NORBIT
You look like Norbit. Mixed with John Coffey. And cross-bred with a carton of bumper stickers. NORBIT! --noamshouseparty 09:36, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
- I actually look more like this. You have a lousy imagnination.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:41, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, too bad. At least I had a guess. And my imagination is much worse than the everyday garden variety LOUSY model. But no matter. --noamshouseparty 09:50, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Hello, Sycamore
Just a friendly hello from AnotherBadName in uncyclopedia! And please have a good day! Im off! Oh, and GO CARDINALS!--AnotherBadName 17:49, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah! Cardinals goin to the super bowl!--AnotherBadName 01:16, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
Fred Phelps
Hey Sycamore, I added the Matthew Shepherd bit to the Fred Phelps page. Do you think it's a bit extreme? Or is it good?--Ericap 19:25, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, looks alright. It's tagged for rewrite so you can wade in there - check out these Uncyclopedia:Best of and HTBFANJS. Have fun:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:32, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
nominated
--Docile hippopotamus 04:07, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
voting
are users allowed to vote for and against someone for the same award? --Docile hippopotamus 21:18, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
- Which awards are you talking about? - sometimes negative votes cannot be counted (normally)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:44, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
A note for the Uncyclonazi
The facts:. I don't like you and I know you don't like me. However, I feel the need to clarify my insult so that it's crystal clear.
You have quite the collection of treatises about how everything sucks on this site in recent years, including numerous references to the quality of writing now being poor by comparison with the past (mythical idealized past). Excuse me sir, but you just voted For on an article that actually used "Dave" to rhyme with slave....there's no context or need for "Dave" and I can find numerous grade school children who are better at rhyming than that. Hey! Let's put it in the front page!!! Sir, you have no standards beyond political ones and your flowery prose reeks of pompous ass.--
09:39, 22 January 2009 (UTC)- Calm down Doc - I voted for that too, and I did so because it was a funny article. The "Dave" rhyme amused me, partly because it's so incongruous, and reminds me of quite a lot of songs which are great for the most part, but have a dodgy rhyme or two in them. It's a funny article. Perhaps you should relax a bit, and remember this isn't all serious business. Syc's a good guy. You're a good writer, but seem very quick to get on your high horse about perceived slights. Chill, man! ;-) --UU - natter 09:59, Jan 22
- I did not know that I did not like you - I'll be sure to update the vengeance list! Just to qualify I vote on the basis of what I find to be well written and funny - I don't really care what people choose to see it as; however the site being filled with pretty wacky types like myself and often what I vote for will reflect what a lot of other people find funny – there’s no covert bad faith issue here. My articles (I assume you are talking about Uncyclopedia) about the site are often laced with quite a bit of self parody as well - the truth is that a lot of the negative qualities I have parodied reflect something I think we have all contributed to, not a bitching session or any slights against users. I hope that nothing I have ever done on here has been to undermine people individually, however some actions that are unhelpful I will flag up without hesitation, as I would expect others to do of myself - this is all part of a collaborative project, not a one man quest. I would also make a lousy Nazi since I hang around with Jews:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:25, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Whoring Myself Out
I created pretty much everything i'm gonna contribute way earlier and want to eventually get out of college and turn some of it either into a cartoon or comic book or both. Can I put something at the end of say my Rangers article like "Anyone who would want to draw an actual comic book about these characters should contact....[my set aside yahoo account that can get hacked and die for all I care cause i only use it to store porn anyway]. I don't wanna break any uncyc rules buuuut i also don't wanna start putting up my ideas if i can't turn them into real life gold later. The jew in me needs to whore out but the writer in me is dying to give the world a taste of my creations. --Shingraham 16:28, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
- My understanding is that would not be good option - any stuff you submit is not owned by yourself anymore and the characters you have created can be used by anyone - so getting publishing etc could be borderline impossible is someone could distrbute your work for free. You're sort of suggesting advsertising for future sequals and contributions outside of the site which kind of goes against the idea. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:03, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
K so then i'm gonna keep my other characters to myself, thanks. But just so i'm 100% clear from this point on if i myself wanted to take anything that I put on here and try and distribute it either for free or for profit that's just me being a money whore and doesn't really affect the site, right. Because i'm totally building towards being a money whore.
Pants
Sylvia Plath
I want to edit my profile, but I have no idea what to do or put. Could you help me Sycamore? --Ericap 15:24, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hi there, If you click on the red link User:Ericap - there will be a question of whether you want to create to the page, if you say yes you'll come up with an editng screen where you can add text etc just like an article. What you put is up to you, usually most put some stuff about themselves, to do list, or articles thet have written or will write - its a question of preference. Good exapmples of others would be like Hardwick Fundlebuggy, Mhaille or Jocke Pirat. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:31, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!
January 22 + 7, 2009 • Issue 32 • Th-the m-m-most con-confident new-Newspaper in a wh-while
Zionists consolidate wiki power Yeah the st-story is, erm, about Mr Mor-Mordillo’s erm asce-ascent—rise to new power. He was, eh, pr-promoted to erm, Be-Beu- Bureaucrat? Which, erm, me-means he can- can now do- do th-things he cou-couldn’t d-d-do b-before; Kind-kind of like m-my pro-pro-promotion. Heh-heh, th-that was a j-jo-joke. S-some Un-Uncyclope-Uncyclopedians th-think this p-p-proves s-s-s-something abou-about so-some s-sort of J-Je-Jewish, erm, conspiracy. Or-or something, I-I’m n-not really sh-sh-sure why that was meant to be funny. Pro-pro-probably was-was-wasn’t. So-sorry. Th-the decision ca-came about b-b-because of th-the fuh-fuh-forum voting process in-in-initiated b-by Under—Under user wh-who was u-u-upset tha-that Bureaucrat C-C-Codeine had decided to leave. After s-some ti-time voting it-it was d-d-decided that Mordillo w-w-would become a Bureaucrat and that C-C-C-Codeine wasn’t leaving a-a-after all! Which was g-g-good. M-M-Mordillo di-didn’t ma-make a c-c-comment s-so I-I’ve b-been told t-to make one u-up. Erm, “Ha ha ha! N-Now you-you’re all un-under my thumb!” Or something, that that wasn’t really f-funny ei-either. Sorry, M-Mordillo, it-it’s not my W-words! Image:Do a jailbait.jpg Determined to be a Shemale To the relief of Uncyclopedians everywhere, notorious image "Do a jailbait" has been scientifically proven not be a girl. Originally, many suspected that the disturbing and disturbingly attractive image was that of young girl: age estimates ranging from jail bait age down to "pedo-bear approves" age. However, due to much "research" on the internet regarding the appearance shemales who are just over the age of consent, it has been determined that said image was in fact a young shemale. Researchers said the hairy arms and the huge penis of the lady in question proved without reasonable doubt that the image can not be that of a girl. Many in the Uncyclopedia community were relived by the news. Orian57 in particular who stated the child was “quite sexy.”, on the image talk page, was relieved to find he could no longer be considered bisexual. Some worry about the continuing freedom of Sockpuppet of an unregistered user after his comment: “I don't care. Me wanna rape!” |
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MrN9001 02:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Thanks
So yeah, people normally thank others for their vote if they won something, but I'm chuffed enough at being runner-up to Mordillo in UotY, and I'm on a thanking spree. Not with a template, but with words of genuine gratitude - cheers man, from an absolute trojan like yourself, that vote means a lot! --UU - natter 17:15, Feb 1
- No probs, along with the evil Jew you keep the place going:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:50, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Who ya calling an evil Jew eh? eh? Also, I'm in your bloody kingdom, and the whole place is shut down due to severe snowing. I thought you lot used to rule the world? You know? The sun always shines on the Union Jack? And you can't handle snow? O_O ~ 10:21, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- All the Northern countries lost their power after the Global Cooling started. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:26, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Glasgow actually not too bad, its the Limeys that are getting hit pretty bad - you should have come to Scotland for better weather:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:28, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- I'll make a note on that for my next trip. Bloody limeys, honestly sic, I have no clue how they ever managed to conquer Scotland. ~ 10:36, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- We know precisely how to handle snow, thank you very much. If you see more than 3 flakes in the space of 24 hours, you: panic; close the schools; get into massive traffic jams; complain about it to anyone who'll listen (and several who won't); take the day off work, claiming it's "unsafe to drive". Did I miss anything? (None of which explains why I'm at work, now I come to think of it...) --UU - natter 10:51, Feb 2
- You forgot the part about the trains being stopped and the airports being shut down and people wonder about waiving their arms like bugs on drugs. ~ 11:05, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- You should all do what I do when the weather gets bad, sit around in your pants for days on end and pull a Howard Hughs.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:08, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- That's what I've been doing for quite some time now. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:11, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- You should all do what I do when the weather gets bad, sit around in your pants for days on end and pull a Howard Hughs.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:08, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- You forgot the part about the trains being stopped and the airports being shut down and people wonder about waiving their arms like bugs on drugs. ~ 11:05, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- We know precisely how to handle snow, thank you very much. If you see more than 3 flakes in the space of 24 hours, you: panic; close the schools; get into massive traffic jams; complain about it to anyone who'll listen (and several who won't); take the day off work, claiming it's "unsafe to drive". Did I miss anything? (None of which explains why I'm at work, now I come to think of it...) --UU - natter 10:51, Feb 2
- I'll make a note on that for my next trip. Bloody limeys, honestly sic, I have no clue how they ever managed to conquer Scotland. ~ 10:36, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Glasgow actually not too bad, its the Limeys that are getting hit pretty bad - you should have come to Scotland for better weather:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:28, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- All the Northern countries lost their power after the Global Cooling started. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:26, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
- Who ya calling an evil Jew eh? eh? Also, I'm in your bloody kingdom, and the whole place is shut down due to severe snowing. I thought you lot used to rule the world? You know? The sun always shines on the Union Jack? And you can't handle snow? O_O ~ 10:21, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 5th February 2009
The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way they did!
February 5, 2009 • Issue 33 • It's Journalism Jim, but not as we know it.
The ‘of the Year’ run down of the year!
So after a long neurotic month of blatant prostitution, secret e-mail canvassing, bribery and coercion in deciding who should win the various ‘of the Year’ awards (plus a completely normal five days of knowing who did) the results are in! UotY: Mordillo! Nominated (but not voted for) by UU with the reason “[he does] the big bad wolf stuff to keep fuckwits at bay.”. 21 Jew jokes later (“Jew that controls the internet”, “I feel I have to vote for him” and “I love this man. To the point that his girlfriend is seriously distraught by it”) Mordillo was the landslide victor a whole 12 votes ahead of the runner up, UU! And he deserved it too (though to be frank I deserved it more)! Our WotY was Modusoperandi! Narrowly beating Mhaille by 2 votes he was nominated by UU with the reasoning “…Tends to brighten my day whenever I see him, although that could be the light reflecting off his gleaming naked body.” Another 19 Canadian jokes ( “this silly Canadian”, “I never would have thought that casting a vote would be so painful as this” and “Modus is like maple syrup. On the outside he's all golden, sweet and sticky. On the inside however, he's all golden, sweet and sticky”) won him the award! (though to be frank I would have appreciated it more!) Next up was our winner of PotY, Prettiestpretty! She was nominated (but not voted for) by Mhaille because she is the “producer of some very impressive work” and has won the PotM twice! 18 girl jokes later (“such a foregone conclusion”, “She's earned this and then some” and “Unlike most people here, I'm actually going to give a reason for voting for PP. I'm even going to write two sentences explaining the reason.”) she deservedly won the award which she herself designed. (I don’t even know how to use MS paint but I’d still like to have been acknowledged). There was also an impromptu N00b of the Year award created that Rcmurphy ran off with. He was nominated by Spang with the reason “He really deserves it this time” and received 12 N00b jks (“How can you be a year old and still be a noob without being rcmurphy”, “He's still confused too” and “[Hyperbole is] regularly here and dangerously competent. Rc remains the quintessential n00b”). (*grumble* I started lurking in 2007…) Lastly and leastly there was the UGotY which was awarded to Wikia. Nominated by Mhaille with the reason “Wikia continue to raise the bar on defining what it means to be a Useless Gobshite”. He/she/it got 5 jokes that I don’t properly understand (“As much as I'd like to see Yettie take this, Wikia is both more useless and far more of a gobshite”, “it's rare to see such dedication to gobshitery” and “Outstanding contributions to fail.”). (Ok so I’m not bitter about loosing this.) |
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Template:Random
My main reason for editing to template was to keep the image from going outside the template borders. Also, I really don't like 100% width templates, they tend to look bigger than they are. --Mnb'z 16:20, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah - it could do with some work, I think it's an idea that they are not too intrusive, unless its something more major (like ICU). I like the Cleanup one - it can be added to the bottom or the top and its nice a clear about what its asking for and it does not muck up a page. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:10, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
- I think this template is trying to function as a canned joke. It does serve a marginally useful warning purpose (i.e. it tells the reader to go any further.) Ideally, templates should warn without uglifiying and cluttering a page too much. I personally think the template should look like this:
But, I'm afraid that big of change will not go over well with certain people. Some humor is such templates is ok at times, but warning templates and sectional templates exist to convey information, not to (try to) be funny in themselves.--Mnb'z 17:45, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
- I agree 100%, I like the one you've done, maybe a little more noticlable, but its the sort of thing that conveys the idea there:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:32, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
- Unfortunately, some people use this template as a canned joke. Also, that template is functioning both as a "warning" and as a "fix this" template, and maybe as a "foul this up even moar" template. --Mnb'z 22:07, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
It is your destiny.
Your fate is sealed. Nothing can stop me now. I promise you, with God as my witness, that I will make you op. You cannot win! Muahuahuahuahuaaa! —Sir SysRq (talk) 00:31, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
- I am very flattered, bad sadly I do not really want to be an op:(--Sycamore (Talk) 08:47, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
UnSignpost 12th February 2009
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!
February 12, 2009 • Issue 34 • Mainlining news direct to your talk page artery
Worrying influx of n00bs a threat to Uncyc's "worst" status
Worse still, many of these new arrivals show early signs of being dangerously competent: writing funny articles; giving in-depth pee reviews; voting on stuff; helping folks out - generally making the kind of contributions that could, if the community is not careful, lead to the site losing its coveted "worst" status. Experienced editors queued up to condemn the invasion - "Very happy to see the influx in good new editors coming in, we've been devoid of that extra boost for far too long it seems" said RAHB, the bile seething from his every pore, while MrN spoke scathingly about "great additions to Uncyc". But is it too late? With competition for the NOTM award at its most fierce for months (4 noms and none of them Rcmurphy at the last count), it looks like it may be too late to reject this transfusion of new blood. Is there any hope for the long-term future of the proud traditions of the wiki under this relentless onslaught of new talent? A comment on Bullshit from MrN
I think that speaks for itself. Got it? So basically, we want more bullshit, some horse shit, and a liberal helping of complete bollocks. But NO CRAP. Unless it's crap which adds to the general stench of the article in question (assuming that stinking is what we want). Got it now? Well, look at it this way... There was a man who had three wives. No, that was Moses. Oh, so Moses comes down from Mount Sinai and says: "Well, lads. I got him down to ten, but adultery is still in." No wait. Sorry, that was complete bollocks. I'm drifting into the realms of pointless excrement, and what does this have to do with anything? Don't tell them that! So what was it I was talking about again? Oh, yea... Does anyone know where I left my slippers? |
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Seriously? What the hell? "and there would be no need for the stuff I do around here" Eh? Dude seriously... Look at Led. Did being an op affect him? MrN 22:39, Feb 11
- Led seemed to do a lot more writing before he was opped, at least as far as I can tell. I kind of feel that it would make being here a lot less fun, I’m gunning down to be a GUN (as you might guess from the amount of crap I’m pumping out) and I’m pretty content to terrorize the inmates as I am for now:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:56, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for voting
And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States
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Artemis Fowl
I simply reverted the Opal/Artemis section to its previous format because it was funnier that way. I'm new on Uncyc but it seems that many articles, particularly the Artemis Fowl article seem to be being rigidly controlled by certain users, particularly yourself (no personal attack intended). The irony being that when users add silly random things to articles (such as that nonsense about baby eating in the aforementioned AF article) that aren't nearly as funny as the stuff you remove, you permit it. There's a similar problem taking place on Wikipedia actually so I don't know if there's some sort of secret organisation of rigid, totalitarian comformists trying to take over Wikia but I assure you, as long as I'm on the scene it won't be happening. --FunnyMan 13:49, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- We're not a "silly random" site in a stupid sense - although this is very clear - check out our Our articles we want rewritten and see this and this for a bit of inspiration and help with you contribuitions.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:01, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- I don't think I'm the one who needs help with his contributions Sycamore. I think you are. The thing is, your contributions don't seem to be funny, whereas ... well, mine are. Uncyclopedia seems to have a funny idea of what's funny and what isn't, ranging from pseudo-intellectualism to just plain silliness. --FunnyMan 18:09, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- Hm. How about I jump in here? We get a lot of people like you who think you're funnier than we are. The truth is, Uncyclopedia is a very particular brand of funny. We take time in writing our articles, and we're pretty damn proud of the hard work we do around here. Sycamore is one of our top writers. You are nobody. Sycamore is vigilant about making sure that all articles, including those that are not as funny, stay, for the most part, free from vandalism. No one user has time to fix every article. That's why we rely on each other to fix unfunny articles and make this a better place. This is a wiki. It's a work in progress that will never be complete. That's why we encourage users to Be italic when it comes to fixing what they think is unfunny. If your edits are reverted by a more experienced user, tough. You have much to learn.
- I don't think I'm the one who needs help with his contributions Sycamore. I think you are. The thing is, your contributions don't seem to be funny, whereas ... well, mine are. Uncyclopedia seems to have a funny idea of what's funny and what isn't, ranging from pseudo-intellectualism to just plain silliness. --FunnyMan 18:09, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- But I don't care about how funny you think you are. I care about my buddy here, who happens to be our current Author of the Month. See, he knows what he's doing. He's funny. He's clever. His articles are satirical and have a general point to make, as is our wish for all articles. Are all articles like Sycamore's articles? Unfortunately, no. Is every article that Sycamore edits going to be funny? No, Sycamore edits many articles, and not always to make them funnier. Sometimes he just tries to prevent further damage from being done. But what I don't appreciate is a little noob like yourself who thinks he's so much better than us showing up and telling my buddy he's not funny when he clearly is. Sycamore happens to be one of the most valuable users on this site, you are nobody. Please be productive instead of talking shit about my buddy or get the fuck out. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:21, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- I am...em...wow...~ 21:32, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- The irony is that I didn't know he had been banned for being a sock until after I posted this. Now don't I look silly? =] —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:37, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- Also wow Sys, I have to admit I guessed it was a sock of Narcissus a while back, but thats the way these things go:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:16, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah that's actually one of the funniest things I've ever read on Uncyclopedia, not that that's saying much. Furthermore the fact that this wingeing Scot is the nominated writer of the month or whatever is merely testament to the idiocy of the children who run this website. I am the Messiah of Uncyclopedia. Without me it is nothing. You, SysRq, are nothing. You're less than nothing. In fact, you're not even important enough to talk to me. Fortunately for the website I neither forgive nor forget so I will be returning and you will wish you'd never heard the name Narcissus Black. 217.42.254.36 17:01, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, grow up! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:12, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
- He started it. --86.142.67.193 02:31, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
- Hmm...who would have guessed that the "Messiah of Uncyclopedia" would, in fact, have no writing talent whatsoever? Kinda makes you wonder what good this "Messiah" actually is, other than just talking a lot and getting banned. —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:25, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
- Better than the other one who talked a lot and got crucifed.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:16, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
- Probably only in the sense that he has no influence over people. At least neither of them are real. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:42, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
- Pagan imbecile, YOU ARE SO OUT OF YOUR DEPTH! I'm just about the only person on this pathetic site with any writing talent. You on the other hand just stalk and insult editors superior to yourself. --86.142.67.193 02:31, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
- Actually, I don't think you could be considered the only person on this pathetic site with any writing talent, because you're not on this site. That's what the bans lead me to believe, anyway. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:35, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
- Pagan imbecile, YOU ARE SO OUT OF YOUR DEPTH! I'm just about the only person on this pathetic site with any writing talent. You on the other hand just stalk and insult editors superior to yourself. --86.142.67.193 02:31, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
- Probably only in the sense that he has no influence over people. At least neither of them are real. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:42, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
- Better than the other one who talked a lot and got crucifed.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:16, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, grow up! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:12, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah that's actually one of the funniest things I've ever read on Uncyclopedia, not that that's saying much. Furthermore the fact that this wingeing Scot is the nominated writer of the month or whatever is merely testament to the idiocy of the children who run this website. I am the Messiah of Uncyclopedia. Without me it is nothing. You, SysRq, are nothing. You're less than nothing. In fact, you're not even important enough to talk to me. Fortunately for the website I neither forgive nor forget so I will be returning and you will wish you'd never heard the name Narcissus Black. 217.42.254.36 17:01, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
- Also wow Sys, I have to admit I guessed it was a sock of Narcissus a while back, but thats the way these things go:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:16, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
- The irony is that I didn't know he had been banned for being a sock until after I posted this. Now don't I look silly? =] —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:37, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- I am...em...wow...~ 21:32, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- But I don't care about how funny you think you are. I care about my buddy here, who happens to be our current Author of the Month. See, he knows what he's doing. He's funny. He's clever. His articles are satirical and have a general point to make, as is our wish for all articles. Are all articles like Sycamore's articles? Unfortunately, no. Is every article that Sycamore edits going to be funny? No, Sycamore edits many articles, and not always to make them funnier. Sometimes he just tries to prevent further damage from being done. But what I don't appreciate is a little noob like yourself who thinks he's so much better than us showing up and telling my buddy he's not funny when he clearly is. Sycamore happens to be one of the most valuable users on this site, you are nobody. Please be productive instead of talking shit about my buddy or get the fuck out. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:21, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
If its all so pathetic why do you come here? - seriously if you think people here are just complete bastards find something else with your time. This site is maintained by a largely uncreditied group of users who help around and about and keep the place nice, and a small writers who produce work for us (most do both to some degree). Its really not the place to make some kind of "stand about something" - find some people outside to call stalkers and facists - its really pathetic to go around a wiki anonymously and be abusive to others. I hope this will be the last we'll here from you.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:56, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
I know this may be totally random
..and a complete waste of your time but I feel compelled to ask, whats your take on Encyclopedia Dramatica? They all seem to hate us and if you visit their site on almost every talk page someone is dissing Uncyc, flaming us with random insults and whatnot.--CannabisUser94 05:55, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
- My time is always wasted. With regards to ED, I don't really have a take, although some feel there is a rivalry between the two sites which I think prompts the slating from both communities. The reality however is that there is little in common with both sites, although sometimes content can be comparible the aims are very different and overall the content of both communities is pretty far apart:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:21, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks
For nominating Memoirs of a Critic, its great to see your work appreciated, even after all this time.
Image
Yeah, not sure if you saw RadX made Image:Satan-business-is-good.png for you - I've archived it as it's been there for a while now, but just thought I'd mention it. --UU - natter 12:35, Feb 18
- Hay thanks, I'm a bit snowed under, I had forgotten all about it:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:57, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
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February 19, 2009 • Issue 35 • Sifting the flour of news into the soufflé of your talk page
Uncyclopedia shuns ads in favor of product placement Uncyclopedia admins today announced that there would most definitely never be advertisements placed in the hallowed halls of yon humor wiki. However, it seems in order to rake in the cash that would have resulted from these ads, similar to raking in the flavor from KFC's new Turkey-Flavored ChickenTM, we will instead be treated to subtle product placement in every facet of Uncyclopedia. The driving force behind this decision is undoubtedly greed. The driving force behind the new Ford ExplorerTM is Jack Bauer. Catch 24 this Sunday on FOX! Jack Bauer drives a Ford! When asked for Uncyclopedia's official political stance on the matter, sysop TheLedBalloon said, "You can't fool me Jimmy Carter! I voted for Gerald Ford in the last election and I'm DAMN PROUD OF IT! You can't intimidate me with your 'pretending to be the newspaper reporter but actually being Jimmy Carter in disguise who will then detain me for several months of waterboarding hell' routine--fool me once, shame on you; fool my twice, shame on me...", which only added more fuel to the fire of speculation surrounding this occurence. For the best value fuel, visit Egan's SunocoTM. The mood in the Uncyclopedia break room was sombre today. Several users expressed their concern about not having ads placed on the wiki. "What? No ads? But how will we make money?" asked Sockpuppet of an unregistered user. It seems the secret of product placement has been kept under wraps by the non-existant Cabal. For the best quality cling-wrap, choose Crestfield Wax PaperTM. When asked for the reason behind the secrecy, TheLedBalloon further elaborated on his earlier statement, saying, "FORD WAS RIGHT TO PARDON NIXON, DAMMIT! So take your goddamn liberal hippy goddamn elitist goddamn tax-raisings somewhere else!" Readers are reminded that Williams BrandTM is the preferred brand of hippy elitist tax-raisings by a 2-to-1 margin. Please stay tuned to the UnSignpost for further updates on the ad situation, the product placement situation, and how really, really terrible all of our articles are going to look with trademark tags mucking up the line spacing.
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Meh
Dont you even take a look at a sites history when you add categories? Arent you curious as yo why there are none =P Anyway, as you can see on the history I was workin on reverting the IPs empty work (his paragrafs were soo boring) to the old article. Even though that one aint great either it has categories and an image. Just lettin you know so you dont get all surprised if ya ever run into that article again =) Good to know we're both roaming "category-less" articles ;) Cheers. --kit 18:26, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
- What don't I do! I even I have my own range of imitation noobs...--Sycamore (Talk) 18:41, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
- Where did he go? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:06, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
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Thanks
Thanks for tidying up my code :)– Preceding unsigned comment added by ChadiW (talk • contribs)
Fiona Apple images
Thanks for the image help - it looks much better, I'm impressed.
Although I still like the bottom photo on the left to balance the pictures out, but I'll defer this time.
If you have twenty three more minutes to help me with some image arrangement stuff (I'm still really trying to get the hang of it) I would be indebted to you if you could suggest some better arrangements for the Los Angeles Angels images.... I wouldn't blow you or anything, because my price for that is a lot higher, but I would appreciate any time you could give.
Thanks --TPLN 18:25, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
- The look is much better. But the jersey image necessarily "goes with" the "Latest Controversial Change" section, so it's a toughy. Plus the two other pics are inexorably tied together, so you can't put the jersey image between them. Oh, well. I don't know.
- Also, I understand getting rid of red liks, but sometimes the joke is in the link ("drug addled thugs" - there is no joke without that clearly referring to the Oakland A's; and "worst president ever" - linking to Bush is a tired cliche, while linking to the Rangers is a bit fresher). Is there a way to address this fact without a red link? --TPLN 20:28, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah it can be tricky, as you go along you can move the images about until they fit how you like - it can take time getting it to look cool. Usually I find that they come together as the article goes along, usually pretty spaced is the best way - either staggered or all aligned right looks good. The red links is tricky - they can be added again and its not bad thing to have a few (some say having red links looks more authentic as a parody of Wikipedia). Its really a preference thing, so I can add them again if you'd like?--Sycamore (Talk) 20:24, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
- I'll work on it. Thanks for the time and the input. You are a kind and generous Tree. --TPLN 20:28, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
Are we...
Are we still good? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:21, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
- Of course:) - I'm told I can be gruff (especially in the morning) and I like to do things my way (heil!). MrN9000 put it pretty good, we need to keep these things working well, and fun on Ban Patrol is not good idea (I'd like some more patrolling and ban patrol use) - I've done and do a fair bit on here, if you have a question as to what I'm doing etc - however that should be done here, not on maintence pages etc (I'm accountable, and not above the same rules as everyone else). I do like to leave silly edit summeries however I usually find that your average vandal will leave pretty legit sounding ones so that you won't check them out:)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:33, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
- Okay. Glad to hear it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:36, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
Additionally...
Are we human or are we dancer? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:32, 25 February 2009 (UTC)