User talk:ChadiW
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, ChadiW, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:
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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:43, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Still working on that part, haven't figured out what to display when there's nothing to display.
- You can start by not removing messages from your talkpage. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:43, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
- It's his talk page. ~
19:45, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yes, but most people archive messages, not remove them as if they never existed at all. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 09:54, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Well mom always said that I'm special so don't expect me to do what most people do :P Just kidding mate, I didn't know it was your message thought it's something generated automatically here. btw nice irony, I'm a Lebanese being defended by a Jew, thanks Mordillo :D ChadiW
- I guess everything is fine then. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:00, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- It's worse than that, you're being defended by an Israeli, we're usually tend to bomb you guys :). But good luck, I like your writing! ~ 13:47, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
- Two of us enjoying his writing, no less. Could this be the beginning of a new era of peace and cooperation? Could Uncyclopedia have succeeded where the UN and Camp David failed? Might Uncyclopedia have a Nobel Peace Prize before too long? Rabbi Techno
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FOXES 13:55, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
- looooool the bombing and the Nobel things are great :D we should write an article about them :D
- But hey sorry for asking, I'm still a noob, who nominated me for the noob of the month? I'd like to thank him.ChadiW
- looooool the bombing and the Nobel things are great :D we should write an article about them :D
- Two of us enjoying his writing, no less. Could this be the beginning of a new era of peace and cooperation? Could Uncyclopedia have succeeded where the UN and Camp David failed? Might Uncyclopedia have a Nobel Peace Prize before too long? Rabbi Techno
- It's worse than that, you're being defended by an Israeli, we're usually tend to bomb you guys :). But good luck, I like your writing! ~
- I guess everything is fine then. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:00, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- Well mom always said that I'm special so don't expect me to do what most people do :P Just kidding mate, I didn't know it was your message thought it's something generated automatically here. btw nice irony, I'm a Lebanese being defended by a Jew, thanks Mordillo :D ChadiW
- Yes, but most people archive messages, not remove them as if they never existed at all. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 09:54, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
- It's his talk page. ~
- That would have been Mordillo. You've got my vote too. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:07, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
- Gee thanks guys, that's so nice :D in the help box however they said that I can vote for myself, I just edit the content of the voting box or is there some voting page somewhere?ChadiW
- Just edit the vote box! ~ 14:39, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
- Just edit the vote box! ~
- Gee thanks guys, that's so nice :D in the help box however they said that I can vote for myself, I just edit the content of the voting box or is there some voting page somewhere?ChadiW
Cheers[edit source]
...for sorting that typo. I missed that one. :-) Rabbi Techno 
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FOXES 13:44, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
- I really like that UnNews, by the way. Excellent stuff. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:45, 16 February 2009 (UTC)