User:ChadiW

Hey I'm ChadiW, still getting the handle on this and trying hard to learn the tricks around, currently concentrating on UnNews for flash contributions hoping to cover the middle east and make UnNews the best source for the latest shit around.

All comments and hints are welcome but since I'm not online 24/7 please categorize your input and act accordingly:
- If you are about to criticize my humor, the tomatoes are behind the door in the basket, splash one in your own face.
- If you are about to hint about my writing skills take an egg from the shelf to your right and crack it over your head.
- For other criticizing, comments or hints make your pick of carrots and/or cucumbers from the fridge, be imaginative.

My Articles

• Hezbollah (Political Party) (thanks Mordillo for the tags and the support).

My UnNews flashes

• UnNews:Scientists retrace waves to their source
• UnNews:Hotmail services offline - MSN gnomes need fixes.
• UnNews:Darwinism Receives a big blow as ID questions keyboard compatibility
• UnNews:Talented boy discovered in Beirut
• UnNews:Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus
• UnNews:Carrots are only nutritious if they are consumed - Study finds
• UnNews:Oliver Larch found after 116 years
• UnNews:Lebanese parties pulling their socks for upcoming elections
• UnNews:Lebanese citizens protest lack of war efforts (thanks Mordillo for the picture and the funny edits).

My Major edits (re-writes)

• Hygiene

My Minor Edits

• Carrot
• UnNews:12 year old victim of "Religious Intolerance"