User:Shingraham

ShinGraham's Masturbation

I spend 5 minutes looking for the damn thing then I try to poke at it for 5 minutes until it jiggles loose from the fat and then I try for another 5 minutes to make it work. it doesn't so i spit at it and curse at it and do all sortsa shit until I see a picture of boobies and ejaculate like some rabid ape all over the floor. Then I throw a dog treat at it and my dog licks it up. Then i decide to call a random girlfriend

ShinGraham's Girlfriend

I call a random girl in my phone book and ask her why she hasn't called me. She reminds me that she took out a restraining order and asks me how i got her new number. Then i wallow in tears and contribute to uncyclopedia or I masturbate (see above). I lead a great life!--Shingraham 01:37, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

ShinGraham's A Jerk

Being lonely and due to the absence of any human contact (see above) ShinGraham is an angry, bitter, overweight, antisocial mutt with no redeeming quality whatsoever. Thanks to a childhood filled with every abuse known to man he has also become one sick puppy....read Hercules stories for more on that. he finds brutality, violence, alcoholism hilarious and imagines a world where other people enjoy it as well. In realtiy however they feel sick and disgusted and nobody thinks ShinGraham is funny. He should kill himself--Shingraham 20:43, 21 February 2009 (UTC) He also takes credit for his articles--Shingraham 20:43, 21 February 2009 (UTC) What an idiot--Shingraham 20:43, 21 February 2009 (UTC) he should care more about uncyclopedia's rules --Shingraham 20:43, 21 February 2009 (UTC)