User talk:Ethine/archive1

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I love you

Please marry me, I'm very desperate, you'RE my dreamfetish <3 . --Dreamfetish 11:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

Edit: Sorry hun, it was late.

Ha!

I made you navigate to your talkpage with the "<script type="text/javascript" src="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:WikiProject_User_scripts/Scripts/Six_tabs&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>You have new messages" template, and just ended up wasting your time because I posted a pointless message designed to consume your precious bandwidth! BURN! --Andorin Kato 05:33, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

I love you tooooo!

Thanks for dropping by . Booboolol 17:59, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

I Love U 2

thanks for the message

P.S. u stink 2

I love Metallica hahahahahaha --FurorTeutonicus 10:08, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

User pages

Please stop creating user pages. ~ 19:57, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

So I understand you're not using the Vampire Girl account anymore? ~ 01:01, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Nope. I pretty much did nothing on that account, and it has a super embarrassing name, anyways.  

OK, thanks. ~ 22:53, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

LOOK WHAT YOU MISSED OUT ON

This. It was pretty damned intense. --Andorin Kato 09:31, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

Um...

... I think you just welcomed a user who has been here for over a year longer than you have... Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 06:05, Apr 22 2010 UTC

Anyways, so what are you wearing POTR? --EMC ^[TALK] 06:12 Apr 22 2010

Um...I think they're actually pretty good friends and she's just messing around with him. Considering I'm talking with them both on Skype right now, I can almost confirm it...Also, your hat looks silly. -RAHB 06:13, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

In other words, MYOFB. --EMC ^[TALK] 06:15 Apr 22 2010

Actually, I've been here for three and a half years. I just used an embarrassingly named account, so I switched to one that wouldn't make everyone laugh at me. Love,  

Star Trek- Ironfist Talk to me 06:20, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Also you linked to my page, now the government can find me, you massive prick.- Ironfist Talk to me 06:19, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Also we love you, no hard feelings, lets have sex.- Ironfist Talk to me

Your poor indentation frightens and alarms me. --EMC ^[TALK] 06:28 Apr 22 2010

Oh, you're the renamed individual who actually created a new account rather than renaming and confused the hell out of me. I apologise for interfering. And I'm not wearing anything except my mad hatters hat - which is why I'm not on skype. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 06:38, Apr 22 2010 UTC

And why it looks silly. I like it. -RAHB 06:39, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, you should totally hang out with us on UnSkype. Love,  

Um...

You are a woman. - Ironfist Talk to me 06:27, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Ghosts

Can you give me some constructive criticism of why you voted against "Ghosts never seem to play fair". Where and why did the page lose you? Thanks. Aleister in Chains 20:52 25 4 mmx

I thought it was a pretty good article and stuff, but I wasn't super excited about it. I wasn't planning to vote either way... and then I looked to the side of the page and saw a terrifying dancing woman from meez.com, and also some kinda weird, flashing red thing. I mean, I'm not some kinda big super meany about images, but it was a little scary. Sorry! Love,  

Never heard of Meez, and just had a quick look at it. Build your own Avatar and all. So that's where that came from. The red thing is a continuation of the caption under the terrifying woman (and that's why I asked you, I was wondering if the caption under the weird, flashing red thing offended you, the word 'motherlicking' in particular). Your fear of unknown and of moving red things can be overcome with medication, the big pharm corporations are doing wonders these days. I take 10 red and lots of blue pills everyday, just to get out of bed, and then the real medication kicks in on a regular schedule and I'm flying first class until bedtime, and even then I have to upload a few pinks and one yellow to put me down like a dog for the night. All of those may help. Let me know, I'll slip you a few scrips. And hopefully nobody else will read this, but when a woman says "Love" to me, I turn to jelly inside (yeah, there's a green one and an injection that I take for that too) Al sans chains 23:21 25 4

I saw you

from across the page and I just had to get to know you. I don't think we've ever met, so hellow. Also I'll be on vacation very soon, so now that you've met me I know you'll miss me. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:52, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Hi! Dammit, why do my new internet friends always go places and stuff. Jeez. You're not allowed to have a life! Love,  

I'm back. Gosh, I know you really, really missed me. Also as we're both PLS judges, should we be talking to each other? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:51, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

I dunno. Probably? I know nothing about the PLS, and have never written an article, so judging should be interesting. Although I think emc said Tompkins might be judging instead of me, which is probably a much better idea anyways. At least there's still a link to my userpage on the PLS page, though (yeah, that's what 'thongs' links to). Love,  

Thank you

For the ego boost! I really appreciate that you liked my yellow wong article so much. I'm still working on it, so keep an eye on it in the future. I've temporarily set it aside to work on the PLS. As far as the Skype thing goes, I'm not sure if I should join or not. At the moment, the computer I use is not mine, and I don't feel right, I guess, logging on and joining groups and chatting on THEIR SKYPE. I know it sounds weird, but perhaps you can think of an alternate way to communicate? Thanks again! User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:38, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

I'll totally do that, RIGHT NOW! User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:49, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, if you liked my Jack Black article, just wanted to let you know it's up for VFH! Thanks again for all of your encouragement! User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:13, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

Hey. Go to Special:Preferences and click on Gadgets.

Scroll down to the bottom and check every box in the maintenance section. Then save. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:17, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Ohmygosh thank you! <3 Love,  

Thx a bunch, babe

) --Veita 08

57, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

Word! --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 09:02, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

You're a doctor

Deal with it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 10:04 May 17, 2010

Want anything from the shop? --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 10:21, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

Removing something from QVFD.

Don't do it. I don't care if you did put it on there by accident. Simply <s>[[whatever the article is]]</s> if you didn't mean to put it on there. Removing anything is a bannable offense. Only the poopsmiths and admins are allowed to remove anything. Imagine had MrN or some other pizza-faced admin saw that. You'd be banned. You should be glad I'm understanding, else you'd be added to UN:BP right now. Also, my birthday is on the third. Please don't yell my name on Skype that day. Please. That's all I want from you on my birthday. Not to hear my name being ear-shatteringly yelled. Please. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:05, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

The Mighty FROG thanks you

Hey, thanks for keeping a such close eye on Frog. I worked too long and hard on that to let IPs ruin the shit out of it. --Black Flamingo 19:18, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Fucking rollback!

You know, when you're given rollback, you're expected to fucking use it! If you don't wanna use it, then ask for it to be removed. Quit simply "undoing" edits and abuse the fuck out of the rollback button. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:17, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Apology cookie

Dexter111344 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Sorry if I hurt your feelings. You should know I'm just kidding. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:28, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Reverting Halloween II (2009 film) edits??

Why did you revert my edits to Halloween II (2009 film)? I was trying to update everything and make the jokes funnier. The jokes I wrote (and had in mind) are much funnier than the previous version by Kip the Dip. So, if you don't mind, I'm reverting to my edits, thank you. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 17:19, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Look buddy, if you keep undoin' Kip's edits, he'll fuckin' sit on you, man. On the bright side, if you run really fast, he might have a heart attack before he reaches you. But seriously, instead of makin' nine edits to a page, in the future, you can work on it in your userspace and sort everything out, and then actually make changes to the article. Thanks!  

Hihi

Just a friendly reminder: please don't forget to log in when welcoming new users. ;) —Pelozurian (talk) 21:17, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I probably should've logged in before revertin' stuff, too. Love,  

Now now, everyone makes mistakes.... SIGN IN WHEN YOU WELCOME NEW USERS OR I WILL DESTROY YOUR ESSENCE. You see Paizuri; care must be taken to ensure everyone feels secure in editing uncyclopedia. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 21:21, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

That's why we voted for you! —Pelozurian (talk) 21:27, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Ohnogodnotagain's header, because he won't make his own.

Hi Ethine, thank you for your welcome from a grateful noob! I'm doing great, suffering from over-enthusiasm, far too excited, submitted an article in the wrong place with no pictures or links or anything and it wasn't funny, and it got huffed by Chiefjustice and everything! I'm having so much FUN! Please talk to me again, I think everybody does hate me.....--Ohnogodnotagain 15:15, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Fairy Princess, yes, yes, you are. Mmm..... can anyone else see it in my user space? Can they edit it or delete it before I finish? --Ohnogodnotagain 18:49, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

If you have created an article in your userspace anyone can see or edit it, but they shouldn't as it is your user space and you can feel free to revert any edits they make, if you are having a problem with someone persistently editing your userspace then contact an administrator. Your page will also not be deleted by an admin while it is in user space. Hope this helps. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 20:57, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

This helps! And thanks for the header! When JudgeWhy tells me how, I will make my own header, I will make lots of them, and then I will send Chiefjustice and Ethine and JudgeWhy a pie (when I know how to send a pie) x x x x --Ohnogodnotagain 08:16, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

We Live and Learn

Under consultation for the pie--Ohnogodnotagain 08:32, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Noobie Help by Ethine - somebody nominate her for something

The link you sent is excellent, thanks for all your help.--Ohnogodnotagain 08:42, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

You are all about the welcoming, rock on!

Seriously, you make the N00bs happy. And the n00bs are our future.User:Mrthejazz/sig 19:14, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

As I am a gentleman...

Good luck on UOTM. I am liking our epic battle- and may the best man win. Did I mean woman? Maybe.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 01:12, June 02 2010 UTC

HELPME a gentleman! lol. Feature. ha ha ha ha ha. VFD. (or my favorite, a tie!) Al des chains 1:16 2 6 mmx

Since you wondered about Aleister

I'm not upset, either. I'm still a little suspicious, but I'm a really paranoid person. I would be mad if you didn't deserve it, but since you have been working hard and making this place better, you do. I don't take awards that seriously, but I don't take kindly to tampering simply because I think it's dishonest. You're fine, don't worry. :D--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 07:20, June 03 2010 UTC

THERE ARE BUGS ON YOUR PAGE

It must be contaminated :3 --Aholz 02:23, June 4, 2010 (UTC)Aholz

Your lovely Sig

Oh, Ethine, don't change your sig! It's lovely and it's clever and I really like it.--Ohnogodnotagain 13:10, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

I

Love you for the fact that you are apparently female. I meet emotion traps wherever they may be on the internet. --nldr 00:05, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Emotional traps? Love,  

Perceptive! I suppose I am a bit obvious, though. Just watch out for the pony and traps, they're lethal. Doing a bit better now - Chiefjustice has adopted me and he's helping me with an article. --Ohnogodnotagain 10:08, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

I may have been drunk last night or something equal to that effect, and trawled all social circles I am aware of on the internet to exclaim everything and everything else. Sorry. --nldr 19:37, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, don't be sorry. Ethine welcomed me, she's one of only a few people I know on here. I was just trying to get to know a few people and stay in contact with them because I needed so much help; up to now, everyone has been great. For what it's worth, I wouldn't be seen dead on an internet social networking site. I can't tell you how much your comment has upset me. I hope you never confuse your scathing insults with wit, or anything like that. Fuck you, and if it's people like you who represent uncyclopedia - fuck uncyclopedia.--Ohnogodnotagain 21:41, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Eh? I only came here for the bridge tournament. --nldr 23:25, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Jesus! I DID NOT leave the above post.--Ohnogodnotagain 06:44, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Trust me, even if you did, nobody here would be offended, or angry. In fact, nobody here would even be surprised. Given what we all say to each other all the time, and well delivered insult is generally just considered as a prettier way of saying good morning. Speaking of which, Nach, you have the face like the arse end of a dog that has been hung on a clothesline and beaten repeatedly with a shovel. And if I don't get the chance to say it later, good afternoon and goodnight. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 08:45, Jun 10 2010 UTC

Well, that's a comfort. I've changed my password anyway.--Ohnogodnotagain 10:38, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Damn you

You got those last few users in before I did! This isn't over yet!! —Pelozurian (talk) 01:25, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Suck it. Love,  

You know, I've welcomed one user because of you people. One.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 01:29, June 09 2010 UTC

And how did that make you feel? —Pelozurian (talk) 01:31, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I seconded that damn you. Now reply to me dammit! I'm tired and I'm going to sleep soon! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:16, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Flower or butterfly?

Take your pick. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 06:10, Jun 9 2010 UTC

Or kittens, blood or rats. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 06:17, Jun 9 2010 UTC

Ummm... flowers sound rather nice? I think? What am I picking? Love,  

Apparently flowers. Well, it's your choice - don't say I never gave you an option. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 07:46, Jun 9 2010 UTC

Wait, what?! Love,  

Retarded looking header on your talk page

Merry Christmas. Have fun on whatever. Punch him in the face if he's an idiot, douchey bitch. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:38, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Wrong

Hello, and it's your turn to buy the vodka. Dexter told me I was "wrong wrong wrong wrong" about some unspecified wrongness, and that you may have been the person who thought it was wrongX4 but didn't want me to know what the wrongness was. If I was wrong, then I confess my wrongness. Wrong follows me like a shadow. If Dexter blew something out of context, I am still wrong. So, wrong either or all ways. That aside, I notice you like vampire things. I just read that "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter" book and liked it a lot, a good history trip as well as the other. Four score and seven years ago and all that. Enjoy the weekend! Wrongly, Aleister sans chains 1:41 19 6 MMX

Pay no attention to him ^ he's always wrong.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 01:53 (UTC)

Wrong wrong wrong. Both of you. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:56, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Don't three wrongs make a right?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 02:01 (UTC)

Oh crap, they don't. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:07, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm not buying the vodka. Love,  

Since when did people buy vodka? I just go in and take it from the store. Isn't it free? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:51, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

This user will happily drink vodka. But they don't want any fucking ice.

I just get my vodka from the vodka tree. (It used to be bitter before I put in the sprinkler system but now it's tasty!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 17:01 (UTC)

I've contracted noobism

Is there a cure. If there is a cure can i keep there haunting voice in my head, i am growing fond of it. It was one of the first symptoms. Oh yes, hello.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  20:06, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

Well, the first step to not being a noob is to try to be useful! You could try writing an article in your userspace. Did you need any help with anything specifically? Love,  

no help needed at this time.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  20:17, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I'm already taken

I really am flattered though. BUT, you can be my backup. Deal? User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:12, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Awww, thank you!! Love,  

hi hi

You seem friendly!

How do you write an article? 173.70.2.210 07:22, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I forgot to login! — Cadby (talk • contribs) 07:23, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

You could start by picking a topic. Has someone else written something about it? Maybe you could expand on someone else's idea. If not, you could start it in your userspace. Let me know if you have any specific questions or anything. I'm happy to help with whatever. Love,  

Wait, where's my userspace? Sorry, I'm a bit new to wikis :X — Cadby (talk • contribs) 07:27, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

This is your userspace. Click the redlink. Love,  

Oh!! Okay. Awesome! Thanks for the help! — Cadby (talk • contribs) 07:34, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

So I've started writing and I think it's crap but I'll come back to it in the morning. In the meantime I was wondering if you'd like to be my e-girlfriend? — Cadby (talk • contribs)

Absolutely. Love,  

Thanks! I don't feel so alone on the Internets anymore! — Cadby (talk • contribs)

Just so you know, she has the habit of tying people up. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 08:25 Jun 25, 2010

Awesome!! I've hit the jackpot! Do you like trains? Either the model kind or the kind you can ride. Either one. — Cadby (talk • contribs) 08:26, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

I love trains, you should hang with me 'cause I'm hotter and far more fun to be with. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 15:25, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Chief, why do you insist on lying to Ethine when she's already seen and talked you and knows the truth? Really... Just come to terms with it. You're a poor version of Oli. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:53, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not lying to Ethine, I'm just lying to everyone else and you are spoiling it, you big fun ruiner person. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 15:59, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I think Chief is the cutest Uncyclopedian from the UK. He has adorable hair. Love,  

Am I the cutest from the US?--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:34, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry, Jocke_Pirat has stolen my heart. He's adorable. Love,  

It's ok, I understand. I'm a man, I can handle it. Now if you excuss me I'm going to kill myself /cocks gun, aims to head--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:47, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Cock gun? Is that a new model? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:55 Jun 26, 2010

Dammit it, I meant to say cocks, it means to switch the gun on, not the other meaning. I look like a tool now. Now i seriously going to kill myself "/prepares to fire--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:59, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

I hope you clean up after firing your cock gun. Love,  

/me wanders onto Ethine's talk page Cock gun? Sounds interesting...

Dammit, sign your post man--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:13, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Sure thing pulls trigger, but nothing happens Huh Shoot (no pun intended) I forgot to put bullets in!--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:07, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Anyway, you can always cheat on Jocke_Pirat. Hewon't suspect a thing--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:15, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Quick question

I'm a noob and I have a question: I'm horny. JustAnotherFuckingNoob 13:45, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

That is a very great question. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:54, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

Go onlline and find a website where you can find hot singles in your area. That'll solve your problem--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:13, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Ethine,

How do I become more morest popular here. (Does leaving this message the first step?) KthxBY!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  29 Jun 2010 ~ 04:36 (UTC)

Do something really amazing--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:39, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Ta da!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  29 Jun 2010 ~ 05:09 (UTC)

Happytimes: spam pictures of your cock. ~ Readmesoon 05:11, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Be MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here and have sex with your friend's deaf girlfriend. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:18, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Hmmm... I don't know how to be popular, but I think ChiefjusticeDS probably does. Love,  

Question

Hello MrRitchie here wondering if you could tell me how to insert pictures onto my pages. Thank you!!! <3 – Preceding unsigned comment added by MrRitchie (talk • contribs)

It's simple enough, if you want to use an existing image then you just need to do this: [[Image:Kangaroowithasillyhat.JPG|200px|thumb|right|I'm a Kangaroo)) but with two square brackets at the end will produce the image below (obviously insert the correct image title, which you can find at the top of the page after you click on the image), change the center part to right or left to move it around and change the size by changing 200px to another number, such as 400px.

I'm a Kangaroo

Uploading a picture is fairly straight forward, wait a few days for your account to become autoconfirmed. Save an image to My Pictures (or wherever), press Upload a file on here, select it and you're there. The only thing it doesn't like is BMP (bitmap) images from Paint - but you can save those as JPG or PNG if you like. Hope this helps... also this is not my talk page. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:41, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

I love you too

Not. Thanks for the friendly welcome anyways.--Special:Contributions/FurorTeutonicus 09:59, June 30, 2010 (UTC) Ups, just realised that it works better if you're signed in...--FurorTeutonicus 10:06, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

I want...

...to eat your scones with jam and whipped cream. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 11:10, Jun 30 2010 UTC

Aren't mine good enough for you these days?? --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:12, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Jam AND whipped cream? Crazy brits... -RAHB 11:28, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

You edited the article on Gears of War

That's not very ladylike! --Matfen 21:36, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Nor is your face, but we allow that. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 21:43, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Lol. true--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 22:13, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

If I were ladylike, I'd run away from here screaming. Love,  

SAying that, I guess you're a tom boy.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:09, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

There's something between 'lady' and 'tom boy,' and it's that thing EugeneKay calls me a lot. Love,  

Is it Tom Lady?--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:13, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Something like that.... Love,  

Starts with b and ends with itch? Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 05:54, Jul 1 2010 UTC

Actually, it starts with d and ends with irty whore. Love,  

Oh good. I'd hate to think that anyone was calling you a burning itch. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 06:08, Jul 1 2010 UTC

I know some girls who are a burning itch. Ethine doesnt fit that description--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 15:16, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

In a completely non-sexual way, because of the gay thing and all

Thanks! I, HELPME, thank you for voting me to be ROTM for June 2010. Your support is appreciated. Now that I have ROTM, I have an excuse to do nothing, so I'm even happier! My master procrastination plan is working! YES!!!

--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 02:20, July 01 2010 UTC

Howard Hughes

Hey Ethine, It's me StrangeNeo.I am trying to get this article featured.But some are saying the article is a little flawed.Could u pls add a little more humour to it in pee review and vote for it?? Love, --SagnikN 06:53, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

I did indeed vote for Howard Hughes. I'm crossing my fingers that you'll get featured. Love,  

thnx a lot Ethine!by the way i am very crappy with the communications system of uncyclpedia.du u have any fb account? i rly cud do wid some 1st hand info on the uncyc system.

Actually, if you need to message me or anything, you can do it here or on Skype. Love,  

take care, --SagnikN 08:19, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

hi it's me again

How was your day — Cadby (talk • contribs) 07:31, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

My day was fine, how're you? Love,  

Here, I'm done with my paper. You can have it.

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Things getting boring on the wiki? Time to write at speed! By UU Dullness. Boredom. Shit not going down. That's the place Uncyc found itself recently. And we needed a spark. An idea. Something out of leftfield to galvanise the troops, plaster stupid smiles on faces across the wiki, and inspire joy unconfined in the community. We're still waiting for that, but until it arrives, Skull's hour-long writing contest will do nicely. Shamelessly pinching Cajek's idea of time-limited writing competitions (which brought us such classics as HowTo:Sexually Stimulate an Ant, lest we forget), but putting his own distinct spin on it, Uncyc's own mad Doctor challenged Uncyclopedians to write an article in a single hour that would survive VFD. Given Uncyclopedia's well-known exacting quality standards, this promised to be a tough task, but a surprising number of people were up for it. And so it was that a frenzy erupted across the wiki, and baffled Europeans and other users not around at the time awoke the next day to a slew of brand new articles, not all of which ended up being deleted. They liked the idea so much, they held their own a couple of days later. When asked to comment on his brainchild, the commotion and excitement it had caused, and the size of his penis, Dr. Skullthumper exclusively told us "Sure. I'll get on that. I swear". Things getting boring on the wiki? Time to start pointless drama! By An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays Giant evil multinational wiki-hosting conglomerate Wikia won a major victory last month, when a rebellion by a small but dedicated band of anti-capitalist radicals was brutally put down by a bunch of fascistic Wikia-collaborators. Or at least, that's what happened in the heads of Carlb, Roye7777777 and CartoonistHenning after they nailed their anti-Wikia manifesto to the metaphorical door of Uncyclopedia's metaphorical Wittenberg Cathedral. The 1,000-word anti-Wikia tract, despite the shocking and previously unknown revelation that Wikia was not in fact the wiki-hosting charity that it claimed to be, but rather a commercial company, failed to ignite a spontaneous revolt against Wikia among the Uncyclopedia community. A heated and sexually-charge discussion ensued, with strong arguments offered by both sides. However, it seems that some people were unable to grasp the enormity of the revelation that Wikia's motives were less than altruistic. Eventually, the thread descended into an all-out flamewar and a waaaaaaaaaaaaaahmbulance was called to treat the injured. "We may have lost this round," Carlb told UnSignpost reporters "but it is only a temporary setback. One day, the tyranny of Wikia will be no more. Our revenge will be the laughter of our children." It is rumoured that Carlb, Roye7777777 and CartoonistHenning will employ Black Bloc tactics at the next Wikia conference in an attempt to escalate the struggle against Wikia oppression.

Check out these pages! Tell me about your mother Fantasy (American) Football is back! (Oh yeah - I went there) Open the podcast bay doors, Skull... From our logs: 09:07, 30 June 2010 Mhaille (Talk | contribs) blocked Ahmedatefa (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 months ‎ (don't do that....or I shall have to spank you) 20:31, 27 June 2010 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked SadisticWolf (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 10 minutes ‎ (I don't "rape" I "cockify". There's a difference. ) 16:01, 25 June 2010 ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) blocked Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 500 seconds ‎ (I'm not a poor version of Oli, I'm a mediocre and far more irritating version) Biopic of the Week What can be said about Ethine? Well, she's been lurking IRC since about December 2006 and only made an account after being forced to by emc. She has been sexually harassed by long forgotten users and by ones you only wish you could forget. She recently took up the job of fighting vandals, reverting idiots, and trying to get new users flogged. For some reason, this was enough to get her the Uncyclopedian of the Month award. Or it could have just been because of her hands. Her young, sexy, oh-so-soft hands... By the way, she actually likes talking to you freaks over Skype. Go talk to her. Ask her about her open invitation to everyone to come to her house. You won't even have to bring your own rope, either. Old-school featured article of the week Hi, my name is David Cameron and I'm the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom. You can call me Dave if you wish, not that I'm trying to tell you what to do. "David" is fine. My mother calls me David and she's a lovely woman, so either way it's cool. This is my own personal uncyclopedia article. I've created this, because I feel that in this modern age of ipods and nanos, it is important to connect with young people and do it in the medium and language that they understand, L.O.L.

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Things getting boring on the wiki? Time to write at speed! By UU Dullness. Boredom. Shit not going down. That's the place Uncyc found itself recently. And we needed a spark. An idea. Something out of leftfield to galvanise the troops, plaster stupid smiles on faces across the wiki, and inspire joy unconfined in the community. We're still waiting for that, but until it arrives, Skull's hour-long writing contest will do nicely. Shamelessly pinching Cajek's idea of time-limited writing competitions (which brought us such classics as HowTo:Sexually Stimulate an Ant, lest we forget), but putting his own distinct spin on it, Uncyc's own mad Doctor challenged Uncyclopedians to write an article in a single hour that would survive VFD. Given Uncyclopedia's well-known exacting quality standards, this promised to be a tough task, but a surprising number of people were up for it. And so it was that a frenzy erupted across the wiki, and baffled Europeans and other users not around at the time awoke the next day to a slew of brand new articles, not all of which ended up being deleted. They liked the idea so much, they held their own a couple of days later. When asked to comment on his brainchild, the commotion and excitement it had caused, and the size of his penis, Dr. Skullthumper exclusively told us "Sure. I'll get on that. I swear". Things getting boring on the wiki? Time to start pointless drama! By An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays Giant evil multinational wiki-hosting conglomerate Wikia won a major victory last month, when a rebellion by a small but dedicated band of anti-capitalist radicals was brutally put down by a bunch of fascistic Wikia-collaborators. Or at least, that's what happened in the heads of Carlb, Roye7777777 and CartoonistHenning after they nailed their anti-Wikia manifesto to the metaphorical door of Uncyclopedia's metaphorical Wittenberg Cathedral. The 1,000-word anti-Wikia tract, despite the shocking and previously unknown revelation that Wikia was not in fact the wiki-hosting charity that it claimed to be, but rather a commercial company, failed to ignite a spontaneous revolt against Wikia among the Uncyclopedia community. A heated and sexually-charge discussion ensued, with strong arguments offered by both sides. However, it seems that some people were unable to grasp the enormity of the revelation that Wikia's motives were less than altruistic. Eventually, the thread descended into an all-out flamewar and a waaaaaaaaaaaaaahmbulance was called to treat the injured. "We may have lost this round," Carlb told UnSignpost reporters "but it is only a temporary setback. One day, the tyranny of Wikia will be no more. Our revenge will be the laughter of our children." It is rumoured that Carlb, Roye7777777 and CartoonistHenning will employ Black Bloc tactics at the next Wikia conference in an attempt to escalate the struggle against Wikia oppression.

Check out these pages! Tell me about your mother Fantasy (American) Football is back! (Oh yeah - I went there) Open the podcast bay doors, Skull... From our logs: 09:07, 30 June 2010 Mhaille (Talk | contribs) blocked Ahmedatefa (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 months ‎ (don't do that....or I shall have to spank you) 20:31, 27 June 2010 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked SadisticWolf (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 10 minutes ‎ (I don't "rape" I "cockify". There's a difference. ) 16:01, 25 June 2010 ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) blocked Dexter111344 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 500 seconds ‎ (I'm not a poor version of Oli, I'm a mediocre and far more irritating version) Biopic of the Week What can be said about Ethine? Well, she's been lurking IRC since about December 2006 and only made an account after being forced to by emc. She has been sexually harassed by long forgotten users and by ones you only wish you could forget. She recently took up the job of fighting vandals, reverting idiots, and trying to get new users flogged. For some reason, this was enough to get her the Uncyclopedian of the Month award. Or it could have just been because of her hands. Her young, sexy, oh-so-soft hands... By the way, she actually likes talking to you freaks over Skype. Go talk to her. Ask her about her open invitation to everyone to come to her house. You won't even have to bring your own rope, either. Old-school featured article of the week Hi, my name is David Cameron and I'm the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom. You can call me Dave if you wish, not that I'm trying to tell you what to do. "David" is fine. My mother calls me David and she's a lovely woman, so either way it's cool. This is my own personal uncyclopedia article. I've created this, because I feel that in this modern age of ipods and nanos, it is important to connect with young people and do it in the medium and language that they understand, L.O.L.

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--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 12:27, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome!

After all, you deserved it. User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:06, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Private talk later?

Think we need to have one. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:37, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

That sounds erotic. pillow talk 16:50, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

hello love

How are you ? i haven't gotten a chance to introduce myself. now i have. i am happy, thank you. this has been a great talk. oh i am just the dogs bullocks, trust me.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:48, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Oh dear

So... why did I get the "Oh dear" template? I have a feeling it may just be a default that every "newbie" gets, but i was just hoping to clarify. --Crowbar 04:39, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

I gave you {{Oh Dear}} for violating Rule 2, deleting stuff from pages, and randomly crossing out content on Arthur. Love,  

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Jul 8th, 2010 • Issue 88 • Hand-stitched for comfort

Conservation week: how's it going, and what is it anyway? By Under user The 6th bi-annual Conservation Week is now in full swing, and once again bugging people by lasting for a fortnight. So far there are around 12 rewriters signed up (depending on if Joe9320 is serious about pulling out because he got reverted) to rewrite getting on for 30 or so articles. That's a fair old commitment to improvement. But then, that's kind of the idea, isn't it? Conservation week has been running since autumn 2007, starting life in Jocke Pirat's userspace, and spending a confused few hours being called the rewrite-a-thon in an early attempt to get around the whole week-fortnight thing. The first iteration was a resounding success, and about 38 people signed up to rewrite over 50 articles (with Zombiebaron hilariously missing the point and going on a deletion spree instead), making the current iteration look like it has some work to do. However, there was no quality control at the outset - if an article was rewritten in any way, that was deemed good enough. Some of those early articles may well have been made worse, we just don't know (or can't be bothered to check). Quality control arrived later on, when erstwhile gentleman editor of this very organ Gerrycheevers stepped up to run the first 2009 CW, and ran the rule over all the rewrites personally, so that the attendant award was only bestowed on those doing quality rewrites. That task this year falls to Dexter111344, who has promised to be "harsh but harsh". Probably. So, with a prize on offer to the person with the most high quality rewrites, and plenty of time left in which to do said rewrites, the only question left is: "why haven't you entered yet"? We asked this question of one completely random user, and he exclusively told us "because I'm busy writing this week's issue of the UnSignpost, duh!" Image Request: A Retrospective By UU Time to focus on a sometimes-overlooked corner of Uncyclopedia: UN:PIC, otherwise known as Image Request or Radical X's corner. Named for the once and forever king of image manipulation on Uncyclopedia, the near-mythical RadicalX, this page has been responsible for some truly memorable Uncyc images over the years. And some of Pokémon characters superimposed on the crucifixion - hey, whatever floats your boat. Established in March 2005 by a user called Machinecurse, this page has been the domain of most of the legends of Uncyc image manipulation at one time or another - as one 'chopper has left, another has arisen to take their place, in some kind of Potatochop Royal Succession stylee. Or something. Whatever, the likes of Paulgb, Zombiebaron, Seeker, Sonje and, more recently, KneeChee27 and MeepStarLives have slaved over hot image editing software to fulfil the esoteric image requirements of the Uncyclopedia populace. The response time has always varied on the page, as it largely depends on how active the 'choppers are at the time, how achievable the requests actually are, and how polite the request is. But for those with a little patience, it is undoubtedly a useful resource in the ongoing quest for that perfect image of Mario and Master Chief riding Pikachu down the Death Star Trench run. Or something. Have a look at the gallery to see some of the more recent work.

Check out these pages! Yes, it's fucking political... I, er, won't survive? Everyone's a winner baby From our logs: 03:03, 5 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Skinfan13 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Paradox block for breaking a rule on an award with no rules) 21:47, 4 July 2010 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked Aidan2613 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (The revolution is dead. God save the queen) 18:15, 2 July 2010 ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) blocked 86.154.122.248 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 Days ‎ (I hope the next 48 hours pass as swiftly and painlessly for you as the hundred years war) Biopic of the Week In North Vancouver, born and raised, at city fundraisers and bake sales are where he spent most of his days... Some of you may or may not remember Shandon, nicknamed "Doughboy" by the electorate in Vancouver after his notorious political scandal which nearly erupted Canadia into anarchy. This is unlike his nickname on Uncyclopedia, "Doughperson", which is based on Shandon's gender neutral writing style and gender neutral username having led many to believe that Shandon has no gender. He recently moved to America, and after doing so was named "Worst Canadian Export", a title he took from Bryan Adams but recently lost to Justin Bieber (Shandon's only chance of reclaiming the title is Bieber's looming appearance in North Korea which many hope will be the end of him). After becoming the first person to ever pick up a chick from the Uncyclopedia IRC, Shandon is now living the American Dream. So what's the nick all about? Shandon, from Silverlock by John Myers Myers. NOT Shandon from Isle of the Dead by Roger Zelazny (another terrible book). Old-school featured article of the Week A civil war is a form of warfare known for its kindness and civility, in stark contrast to the other tactics such as scorched earth which are entirely too dirty for upstanding gentlemen. Civil warfare is a strategy that has outlasted many minor fads in warfare such as Germany's Blitzkrieg Bop, the British Redcoat's Stand In a Line and Shoot or the French Foreign Legion's Surrender. Its longevity as a tactic can probably be attributed to a few things, namely the incompetence of modern military tacticians compared to those of the past and the universal human need for cordial smiles and small talk, even during battle. The inevitable return of Cajek ban of the week 12:30, 8 July 2010 Mhaille (Talk | contribs) blocked Cajek (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (not returning to Uncyc in a proper and timely fashion)

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Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? Last one, thank the stars! --UU - natter 11:03, Jul 9

Exactly

Thats why its 70, Jesus! Its not nearly as bad as some of the other entrys.

Template?

Hi dear, is there any template like "sorry, I couldn't find anything more ridiculous than reality itself" or stuff? thx--FurorTeutonicus 10:53, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

thanks, very nice. But it wasn't quite what I was looking for. Thank you anyways.--FurorTeutonicus 21:33, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry about that. What were you looking for, exactly? Love,  

Something like "I'm sorry, but as hard as I tried I couldn't come up with anything more absurd/ridiculous than reality (= the thing the article is about) itself". Wanted it for my "Evanescence" article.--FurorTeutonicus 22:30, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

If you want a very specific template, it's not that hard to make it yourself. pillow talk 23:15, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, thank you. I'll try to tomorrow.--FurorTeutonicus 23:28, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Howdy hey

Hi, can you move my article Hellmoo to the mainspace, with all the appropriate titles and fixings? I hope I'm doing this right. Ragemonkey 21:55, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

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The 40+ club expands By UU Once, many years ago, having 40 featured articles seemed an untouchable goal - a mystical, far-off land that none would ever reach. These days, it seems almost passé, as Mhaille has joined Modusoperandi in that territory, and Hyperbole (counting works by his various drunken sockpuppets) is half a feature away from becoming the fastest person yet to reach that magical figure. We asked them all for quotes, and Mhaille exclusively told us: ""Go eat more shit, fuckers"...obviously I am excited to have reached the BIG 4-0, and am delighted that enough of my peers deem the quality of my work good enough to have reached that figure, although I have to say I'm a little pissed that at least 10 other of my articles are feature-worthy and are constant overlooked (lengthy bans will ensue, I'm sure), I am equally as proud of my featured images, as well as many of my other contributions that I hope that my peers feel have augmented the work of others. That I am still here after five long years, and still contributing says something about Uncyclopedia itself. What that is, I wouldn't like to speculate. But sometimes you have to in order to accumulate. Apparently." Which is such a long quote we're going to need at least one blatant filler box in the right-hand panel. Bastard. Meanwhile, Modus exclusively told us "It's not that myself and Mhaille have written so very many great and fantastic pages that have, and will continue to, entertain the people for years to come. It's just that Mhaille did. "I" am one of his many sockpuppets. He writes as "Modusoperandi" when he needs a page without a "foreign" accent. Look around. There are a bunch more Mhaille sockpuppets here, too. Hyperbole, for one. Mhaille is like a wet Mogwai." Which is more concise, and therefore OK. Finally, Hype exclusively commented: "I'd like to say thank you to Uncyclopedia for voting to feature my many excellent, high-quality articles, including the drunken insistence that you accept a diseased poodle, the song about having sex with sporting goods, and the blatantly racist tirade about having to wait too long for a Pee Review. Writing 39.5 features has been literally the most important accomplishment I will ever have in my life. I look forward to continuing to service each and every one of you in the future." Which was nice of him. So, the burning question now has to be: who will be first to 50? Modus obviously has the lead, but Mhaille is writing in greater volume than he has for some time, and if Hype keeps up the pace, he's probably a good bet. But they're not the only candidates - Sog is coming up the rails rapidly, and could reach the 40 mark even quicker than Hype - could he overtake the lot of them? The only thing certain is that with these guys around, Uncyc should be assured of some half-decent articles amongst the dross. World Cup over - Romartus struggling for UnNews inspiration By UU The climax to the World Cup may have been a little ugly, unsatisfying and under-whelming (hmm, sounds familiar somehow), but it raises a question so far not addressed by the mainstream media, namely "what is Romartus going to write UnNewses about now?" The scourge of Junior Uncyclopedia has discovered his muse in the planet's biggest sporting event, and has been cranking out UnNews articles on the subject at an alarming rate. Now, without Jabulani balls, biting tackles and Messi long shots to inspire him, what is there to inspire him to maintain such prolific standards? Suspicions abound that the Tour De France is passing him by, he seems far too English to care about the various draft and transfer shenanigans in the NFL and NBA and the like, and as the only story to emerge from golf's Open Championship so far is Tiger Woods changing his putter (wow, someone hold me back), that seems unlikely to unleash his inner news-hound. With a worrying lack of global sporting tournaments on the horizon, will we have to wait another 4 years for the next Romartus article splurge? Stay tuned to UnNews to find out!

Check out these pages! Please not Stephenie Meyer, Please not Stephenie Meyer... Lazy journalism. Which is something we never indulge in Kicking on with another bandwagon From our logs: 23:47, 14 July 2010 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked 92.8.150.140 (Talk) with an expiry time of 6 months ‎ (Oh, shut up for about half a year, will you? Thanks, dear.) 15:47, 13 July 2010 Under user (Talk | contribs) resurrected Under user (Talk | contribs) ‎ (a song originally written for Celine Dion? Have you no standards?) 14:47, 13 July 2010 Flammable (Talk | contribs) blocked ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 294 seconds ‎ (CUZ I MISS U BABY AND I DUN WANNA MISS A THING.) 14:39, 13 July 2010 ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) blocked Under user (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Don't want to cloooose my eyes, don't want to faaaaaall asleep.) 06:18, 13 July 2010 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Keeh69 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (I block with the power of a thousand vuvuzelas) 19:16, 12 July 2010 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked 77.164.176.221 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (you can't even spell "racistic" properly it's "RASISTICS") 01:01, 12 July 2010 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked 68.68.108.4 (Talk) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Only because I can't appoint you an admin.) Biopic of the Week Fnoodle was the UnSignpost's first ever paperbot, something we could frankly do with more of. One of the many creations of fiendish evil genius Dr. Skullthumper, it also managed to singlehandedly upset approximately two-thirds of the wiki by running a huge spellcheck operation, maliciously changing "teh" to "the" on every single page - which seemed to put an awful lot of panties in a bunch, judging by teh number of complaints on Skull's talk page in the aftermath. Old-school featured article of the week The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece were composed as a series of short tales, published between 1840 and 1848 by William “Wacky” Thackeray, better known for Vanity Fair Magazine, and his novels Penispenispenis and The Virginans, and details the life and adventures of Redman Barry O'Malley. Thackeray always considered the work to be unfinished, and had intended to add several more chapters, turning the tale from one where the hero works towards success to one where he gains his dreams only to lose them. Cajek ban of the Week 10:04, 9 July 2010 RabbiTechno (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for Cajek (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (account creation disabled) ‎ (I really don't do this as often as I should)

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BOOBIES

That is all. --Andorin Kato 05:36, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

59

Archive! -RAHB 05:37, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

AND ANOTHER THING

Those bulbous mammary glands which I mentioned as the primary subject in that last message I left on your page of talking? They are Good. They are Good Things. That is all. --Andorin Kato 05:38, July 17, 2010 (UTC)