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salutations fellow uncyclopediacs 
Welcome to the cess-pit of incontinence that I call my talk. If you'r reading this that means that you're possibly incontinent
or alternatively a slightly ridiculous neanderthal bordering on insanity.
I will embrace anyone with tidings with open arms and bleed them dry.
♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
If for some reason you you still want to
find out more, these will help a bunch!
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign () button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love,
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Hello, from Gromitt
Someone complimented me on my driving the other day They left a note on the windowscreen saying 'Parking Fine'
|You have been awarded the JChrist Award by Somebody|
for being the holiest of the holies
Also, I have this message from my good friend, Chuck Norris
o. The National transvestite orgy society (see http://youtube.com/watch//?orgy/trans/xddf4dsa2)
|This user is Finnish|
...and unabashedly ashamed of it!
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Gromitt: Also, I have started writing an article on you Feel free to expand the article about me (let's agree to not delete or vandalise each other's user page (user talk is a different story, though (see above)); just add things)