User talk:MrRitchie

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salutations fellow uncyclopediacs
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Welcome to the cess-pit of incontinence that I call my talk. If you'r reading this that means that you're possibly incontinent 

or alternatively a slightly ridiculous neanderthal bordering on insanity.

I will embrace anyone with tidings with open arms and bleed them dry.

Salutations :)

♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥
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The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!

WELCOME.

If for some reason you you still want to

The dawning of a new leap in human evolution.

find out more, these will help a bunch!

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (Button sig.png) button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, Ethine sig.png 

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SPAM[edit source]

Hello, from Gromitt[edit source]

Someone complimented me on my driving the other day They left a note on the windowscreen saying 'Parking Fine'

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Also, I have this message from my good friend, Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris likes this page.

He likes it more than he does most others, therefore you must also like this page too or Chuck WILL KILL you with a roundhouse kick to the face. He will because he can. So show some respect to this page or Chuck will fuck you up.


Societies[edit source]

o. The National transvestite orgy society (see http://youtube.com/watch//?orgy/trans/xddf4dsa2)

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Spam again[edit source]

Something[edit source]

Gromitt: Also, I have started writing an article on you Feel free to expand the article about me (let's agree to not delete or vandalise each other's user page (user talk is a different story, though (see above)); just add things)