User talk:MrRitchie
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This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. |
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Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move. |
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Why did you make this article? Don't you love me? |
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This user believes that "Purple Monkey Dishwashers" are going to take over the world. |
salutations fellow uncyclopediacs [edit source]
Welcome to the cess-pit of incontinence that I call my talk. If you'r reading this that means that you're possibly incontinent
or alternatively a slightly ridiculous neanderthal bordering on insanity.
I will embrace anyone with tidings with open arms and bleed them dry.
Salutations :)
♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥[edit source]
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
If for some reason you you still want to
find out more, these will help a bunch!
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (
) button at the top of the little edit box thingy.
Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love,
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Health Alert: Reading This Page May Cause Instant Death. However, since this warning is at the bottom of the page, you're likely already dead.
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SPAM[edit source]
Hello, from Gromitt[edit source]
Someone complimented me on my driving the other day They left a note on the windowscreen saying 'Parking Fine'
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You have been awarded the Jesus Award by Somebody for being the holiest of the holies |
Also, I have this message from my good friend, Chuck Norris
He likes it more than he does most others, therefore you must also like this page too or Chuck WILL KILL you with a roundhouse kick to the face. He will because he can. So show some respect to this page or Chuck will fuck you up.
Societies[edit source]
o. The National transvestite orgy society (see http://youtube.com/watch//?orgy/trans/xddf4dsa2)
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Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU! |
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This user be getting drunk on his booty.. |
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
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This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends. |
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
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MrRitchie's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
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This user has been blocked how many times. |
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This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered. |
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. |
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This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of their country. |
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh. |
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This user is a Pastafarian unrefined lobster that likes to geld while rickety inept blocking policys vote his cutlass. |
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Warning: this user is Ginger, and is liable to explode without warning! |
Gullible |
This user is really gullible! |
Spam again[edit source]
Something[edit source]
Gromitt: Also, I have started writing an article on you Feel free to expand the article about me (let's agree to not delete or vandalise each other's user page (user talk is a different story, though (see above)); just add things)