User talk:MrRitchie

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salutations fellow uncyclopediacs

Welcome to the cess-pit of incontinence that I call my talk. If you'r reading this that means that you're possibly incontinent 

or alternatively a slightly ridiculous neanderthal bordering on insanity.

I will embrace anyone with tidings with open arms and bleed them dry.

Salutations :)

♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥

The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!


If for some reason you you still want to

The dawning of a new leap in human evolution.

find out more, these will help a bunch!

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (Button sig.png) button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, Ethine sig.png 

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We are sincerely sorry.
There were some facts not able to pass through the present age and we wiped out the author.

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Hello, from Gromitt[edit]

Someone complimented me on my driving the other day They left a note on the windowscreen saying 'Parking Fine'

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for being the holiest of the holies

Also, I have this message from my good friend, Chuck Norris


o. The National transvestite orgy society (see

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This user be a follower of the FSM.

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...and unabashedly ashamed of it!
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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IP MrRitchie's IP is

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how many times.
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This user is a rickety artificial mountain that likes to adhere while artificial pricey icicles quantify his centrifuge.
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Spam again[edit]


Gromitt: Also, I have started writing an article on you Feel free to expand the article about me (let's agree to not delete or vandalise each other's user page (user talk is a different story, though (see above)); just add things)