User talk:Chaoarren/2014 archive
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“You came here to talk about a recent change I made.”
- Welcome archive First talk page I had after migrating from Uncyclowikia.
- 2013 archive Archive I had during 2013.
Custom logo[edit source]
I see you've figured out the usage of {{logo}}, but there's an even easier way: say {{#setlogo:<image name here>}}. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:21, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
- Not to burst your bubble, by the way, but there are some other talk pages with custom logos: User talk:RAHB and User talk:Frosty I can think of off the top of my head. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:28, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
User:Chaoarren/Downfall (film)[edit source]
It doesn't matter if the author left, it's his work and you can't take credibility for it. Talk to him on his talk page, or better, send him an e-mail letting him know of your intentions and, if you have his permission, move it back to your user space. This is how it's done, right? right? --Mimo&maxus 19:08, 8 January 2014 (UTC)
On a second thought, I think you can move it under mainspace and then continue working on it. I'll do it for you. --Mimo&maxus 19:10, 8 January 2014 (UTC)
- Last edit from the author was from 3 years ago and the author has left the site so leaving a message on talk page won't do anything. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 16:52, 9 January 2014 (UTC)
Block[edit source]
{{Unblock|I know that my article was not funny one bit but isn't a three month ban for one article too harsh? Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 11:06, 15 February 2014 (UTC)}}
Can't accept/decline this myself (though I'd lean towards declining I'm afraid), but I have a comment: it was not 'for one article'. You have been blocked before for creating short, low-quality articles when you apparently knew, or should have known, that they were too short and low quality. That was for a month, and you'd been blocked before that for a week for some other stuff, and three months is the next expiry after one month so it seems at least somewhat logical to me.
On the other hand, I'm glad to see you know your article wasn't funny, though I hope you have learnt to start things that you know aren't funny in your userspace. Neither you nor I wants to see what happens if you haven't. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:55, 15 Feb 2014
- Also constantly being combative toward other users, repeatedly taking zero percent of advice given, and generally being a dick. So please take a look at everything you've done wrong here before your block expires or it's likely to just become an even longer one next time. -RAHB 02:54, 16 February 2014 (UTC)
Llwy ar lawl admin[edit source]
Conglaturation !!!
You have becomm a greet usea and hav becum a block'er.
Noe i'm goin 2 di don ah hol !!! Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 22:19, 3 April 2014 (UTC)
- Er thanks? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:11, 4 Apr 2014
- And an admin quit shortly before you became one. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 14:59, 4 April 2014 (UTC)
- Are, you trying to imply its rigged? Or... What? I, I'm having a hard time figuring out what you said... -- 17:42, 5 April 2014 (UTC)
- Yes exactly, it's rigged so there will always be the exact same number of admins at any one time because...I'm having trouble finishing that thought. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:48, 6 Apr 2014
- I'm not trying to be mean, but to me, his comment didn't make a lick of sense. -- 01:20, 7 April 2014 (UTC)
- TRANSLATION
- Yes exactly, it's rigged so there will always be the exact same number of admins at any one time because...I'm having trouble finishing that thought. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:48, 6 Apr 2014
- Are, you trying to imply its rigged? Or... What? I, I'm having a hard time figuring out what you said... -- 17:42, 5 April 2014 (UTC)
- And an admin quit shortly before you became one. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 14:59, 4 April 2014 (UTC)
Congratulations!
You have become such a great user you have been promoted to admin status, meaning that theres anouther person to block me if I create a crap page.
Now i'll make sure to become a good enough user so if a admin quits i'll be made to take his/her place. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 14:33, 7 April 2014 (UTC)
- That's the right attitude to have. :) -- 22:57, 7 April 2014 (UTC)
Chao article quality[edit source]
Is the article actually good and readable, and if it is, is it possible to nominate an article for the forth time? Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 18:15, 21 July 2014 (UTC)
- PROTIP: Come to IRC if you want to ask people questions. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)
23:40, 21 July 2014 (UTC)
- I went there but it was kind of the empty side. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 21:32, 26 July 2014 (UTC)
Hello[edit source]
I gave you back the user rights you had for about 2 weeks last October (plus extra ones). Please don't do something silly like get yourself banned or otherwise give reason to have them removed this time. It'll make me a laughing stock of some sort, with all the pointing and giggling from on lookers. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 
23:38, 21 July 2014 (UTC)
Thanks[edit source]
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~ Wed, Jul 23 '14 15:01 (UTC)
User:Chaoarren/Heaven's lost property[edit source]
Don't know how to complete this, maybe Denza or someone else can have it. Do any of you know how to complete this?Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 22:10, 26 July 2014 (UTC)
Lol[edit source]
Lol. - B@NZai k!tten 
(Meow?) 14:00, 27 July 2014 (UTC)
NNNNOOOOOO!!![edit source]
You know why. (Hint:I'm banned from coming on #uncyclopedia) Is this over the fact I made fun of llwr? Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 23:23, 4 August 2014 (UTC)
- Yes. Stop perpetuating shit please.
- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 23:55, Monday 04 August 2014 -
- I'm going to apologize on her talk page. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 00:02, 5 August 2014 (UTC)
- I just unbanned you (I think, idk how this op shit works). Please don't do anything like that again, otherwise an actual admin might not be as forgiving maybe. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 00:16, Tuesday 05 August 2014 -
- I understand. And I know if I did that again i'd likely be banned not only on IRC, but also on uncyclopedia. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 21:56, 21 August 2014 (UTC)
- Well it seems it happened. My older self forgot this completely and continued on with shit. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 21:15, 6 September 2014 (UTC)
- I understand. And I know if I did that again i'd likely be banned not only on IRC, but also on uncyclopedia. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 21:56, 21 August 2014 (UTC)
- I just unbanned you (I think, idk how this op shit works). Please don't do anything like that again, otherwise an actual admin might not be as forgiving maybe.
- I'm going to apologize on her talk page. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 00:02, 5 August 2014 (UTC)
IRC proplems[edit source]
I try to post messages there but I get "Cannot send to channel #uncyclopedia". Please help me, I can't go without irc! Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 13:20, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
- You should be able to talk there without issue now that you have been unquieted. Now be good and treat IRC like you'd treat Jennifer Lawrence if she offered to spend an evening with you and that treatment will pay off. Mistreat IRC and the consequences will be severe, so severe that I doubt you will ever live them down. -- Lost Labyrinth
• (t) • (c) • (a) 16:02, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit source]
By Banzaikitten
Welcome to another no longer sporadic edition of Unsignpost. Yes, the quantity of USP's being written has gone through the roof in the last few weeks and as such there is absolutely nothing to report- hence why people who have previously never written one of these are being roped in. One thing of note that has changed is I am now an admin and as such can block RAHB with impunity. God I love to block RAHB. There is nothing quite like the fizzy rush in the root of your penis and the dizzy thrill you get in your anus when blocking RAHB. I urge all who can to try it.
RAHBs Sexuality
By Banzaikitten
I know I've already spoken about RAHB but god help me I just can't stop. We all like voting and there is a very important vote occuring right now. You, yes you, could decide what sexuality RAHB is. Come the end of the vote RAHB sexuality will be decided for him and he will have to perform sexual acts of that nature for the rest of time. I'm hoping Ponies wins.
Shame on you By the curate
As the curate and the moral compass of this sinful land I must say that I have been appalled at the terrible news that my milkman brought to me. Although I don't remember his exact words, I'll try to reconstruct his speech from my memory, which - and for this I thank God - I am still honored to possess, despite my respectable age.
| “ | Now, I heard Mr What's-his-name talk to his son about something he heard in the neighbor's house, which I didn't hear, but Mr. What's-his-name-again described it so well that I am positive I can repeat it almost word-by-word. So his neighbor was giving his dog its food and commenced discussing our village's events with it, Mrs. Elizabeth soon became the topic of the conversation, and she, as you know, has a daughter... And a cat. Oh, what a fine Siamese cat! But it is of no relation to our current subject. So e man and his pet chattered on and on and, apparently, that dog ... oh, I mean the man (but, you know, from a distance you really can't tell the difference) uttered that "Mrs. Elizabeth's daughter once read an educational page on the Internet, which talked about homosexuality and how you cure it." And can you guess who the author its author was? Mr. Frosty, the man who lives next door to you! | ” |
These were the words of the milkman. However, this isn't all. I was not terrified when I heard this, because teaching fellow villagers to cure an abominable disease, which homosexuality certainly is, is a commendable act from Mr. Frosty's part, especially if it was done with no impulse other than to save good Christians.
Alas, I, we have been greatly deceived in our trust! Beware of the appearances, especially when they are found on the unholy Internet!
Ah, wicked men! I, your curate, willing to help your ungrateful souls, decided to try the so-praised advice of Mr. Frosty on myself and proceeded to accomplish it yesterday. I did everything he said to the very last phrase and - I swear by the Holy Grail - it didn't work! Biopic bakpak2hvy is a guy who frequently lurks on our IRC without saying anything. The other day he said something.
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Category:Crazy[edit source]
Not really much good having a category whose only contents is your userpage. Might I suggest you use Category:Insane Uncyclopedians instead? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:12, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
VFD[edit source]
- Hi Chao. Thank you for being proactive and nominating pages on VFD. In the future please be sure to add {{VFD}} to the pages you nominate or the nomination will be deemed invalid. -- The Zombiebaron 06:18, 23 August 2014 (UTC)
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I have to go to school tommorow. Which means I can't go on IRC longer any more. Again, :(. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 20:42, 31 August 2014 (UTC)
Block full reasons[edit source]
I am not requesting to be unblocked, I am asking for an admin, likely RAHB, to list out ALL the reasons I was blocked. As I seem to not know all the reasons according to RAHB. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 19:45, 3 September 2014 (UTC)
OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit source]
By Sir Peasewhizz
Hi, My name is Sir Peasewhizz. Stop throwing tomatoes you assholes! STAHP! READER PLS. STAHP.
Okay, so what is really going on, you may say? 'I'm about to fucking tell you. Enjoy.
Did you know that every ten seconds: another ten seconds kicks in? Yeah, mind equals blown right now, eh? Did you know that the return of one legendary user triggers other legendary users to return as well? When Argylesocks returned from his previous state (not Blue Mountain), it only was a matter of time until the legend named MadMax returned from his couple-of-months-long sojourn in the wild country known as Ethiopia. MadMax does not steal the few supplies of food Ethiopia has, you sick fuck! HE HAS A SOUL.
For those who have heard of the legendary Xamralco, he has returned to. He is an admin and a fantastic writer. We love him. You love. YOU LOVE HIM.
Okay? Okay.
Now if anyone sees Dawg, slap him and tell him to come back. And for Olipro... gosh. I can't even.Vote for highlights, you giant boner goblins.
By Sir Peasewhizz
We were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Biopic For this edition of your favorite paper, the USP, we had the chance to get the Biopic for one of the biggest badasses to ever live. That person/thingy/chatter was auror, whom we found frolicking in our IRC channel one evening.
When we asked auror if she would like to be Biopic'ed (did I spell that right? SPELL CHECK PLS) she gave a powerful speech.
| “ | no | ” |
Thank you! Give it up for auror!
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[17:42] <ColinAYB> Just like the lotion he uses when he takes it to the hub.
[17:46] <Kippy> You don't even need to see all the nudity to take it to the hub.
SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:41, 7 September 2014 (UTC)
Message to banzaikitten[edit source]
Why did you run rampant on #uncyclopedia with my username? Do you want me sad?
- I bet he does. lol y u sad tho bae - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:54, Tuesday 09 September 2014 -
- Cause he keeps on ghosting me on #uncyclopedia. :( Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 19:21, 9 September 2014 (UTC)
Hello[edit source]
YES I AM GRAMMARFEGELEIN!GrammarFegelein (talk) 07:57, 10 September 2014 (UTC)
Question[edit source]
How many places am I going to get banned from?
- Dude, how are we supposed to know if you're going to fuck it up somewhere else? How many places you do/don't get banned from is entirely down to you and how you act, but I'd recommend you try not to get banned from the entire internet - you're currently banned from here because you've fucked up countless times and you're getting another chance in 6 months, maybe you should think about that and start making changes now so that you don't end up permabanned from here...again. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:17, 11 September 2014 (UTC)
I made a video![edit source]
- Genius. Absolutely incredible. Really captures the imagination and perfectly illustrates the reality of how cruel us Uncyclopedia admins can be. You have a bright future ahead of you, son. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:17, 14 September 2014 (UTC)
- Did you dislike my video? Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 14:47, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
- Hey Chao. That's a fine parody, but if you are upset by the way things are held over here, why do you keep on editing this site? I don't want to chase you away or anything, but I feel like Uncyclopedia disturbs you more, than it helps your potential for parody (for instance). I also do think that you have a bright future unconnected to this site ahead of you. And by this I mean no irony. Anton (talk) 16:46, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
- Did you dislike my video? Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 14:47, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
:D[edit source]
Today is the 1st year of me creating my account here! Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 19:05, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
-- Kip the Egg 
Talk Works 19:41, Sep. 15, 2014
- Here have a Gift! -- 19:45, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit source]
By Sir Peasewhizz
Hi, My name is Sir Peasewhizz. Stop hurling babies at me! STAHP! READER PLS. STAHP.
It is days like these when I realize what a cruel world we live in. It seems that Pee Review has bitten the dust. For just a few minutes of your day and some cash you can help solve this crisis. Seriously, you hoes.
Piss on my review quests.
Olipro is gay.Vote for highlights, you giant boner goblins.
By Sir PeasewhizzWe were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Yes, I copied this from the last issue of the USP, you boner goblins. That picture of gold? That was also from the last issue, as well.
Uncyclopedia App
By Anton199
There has recently (a certain amount of time before the latest UnSignpost issue) been a lot of talk about creating an Uncyclopedia App as well as an Uncyclospecies. The idea consists in producing and selling the app which will transform all the human beings who use them into Uncyclopedians. The majority of the users (about 50% of those two who really participated) found this idea great (think that it is funny to talk about) and maybe even began working on it (asked someone else to think about it). Nothing else is known about them, as they disappeared soon after the first experiments were held.
The main problem this project has is that, in fact, nobody knows how to create an app. In addition to this, there is no money, as most of it was spent on Ferraris, that were supposed to bring more money but didn't. Finally, some people think that it might be harmful for the environment (nobody cares).
The project is currently being discussed (some users still post random spam on the forum) and with a certain probability the app is going to be created in nearby future (it is never going be to created but some people do think about it). Biopic Alas, an actual Biopic for SEPTEMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Today, the Biopic will be on a man who carries the identity, MrC. He was doing some hardcore crunches while he was surfing the IRC and thus we gained a little more info this is a run on sentence fuk yea murica.
His origin: "Some Uncyclopedians messed around in another channel recently. After hearing all the stories and rumors, I figured I'd like to see for myself."
So when we asked MrC if he could tell us how to get, how to get to Sesame Street, he said "I don't know... bribe Cookie Monster with a cookie?"
There you have it, words of wisdom BOOI!
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Whoopdedoopdeedoo![edit source]
Moo moo geet uoonbooned? Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 14:59, 17 September 2014 (UTC)
- The whole point of your ban is to go away and think about what you did. Constantly annoying others on IRC, attention whoring on your talk page and making YouTube videos telling us how much you hate Uncyclopedia is not helping your case. If you want to come back so badly then maybe take into account that you were banned for a reason and go do something constructive on Illogicopedia or wherever. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 17:18, 17 September 2014 (UTC)
Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit source]
Previously, in the past, Uncyclopedia has done a project called Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization, which mimics is a battle against crap-quality articles. We recently have finished the colonization of Albert Einstein, because fuck we didn't need a good article on him before amiright?
Vote for highlights, you giant boner goblins. (third issue in a row)
By Sir PeasewhizzWe were once surpassing the votes per article goal of 10 not much longer than a week ago. SHAME! HOW COULD WE HAVE LET THIS DROP TO NEARLY 5 OUT OF 10?! EVERYBODY, HEADS DOWN!
When I say you can put your heads up, you will all go and vote on the feature nominations. Okay? And no laughing or detention!
Wow a third week of using the same entry in a row? GEEZ.
Biopic Nahhh. I don't really feel like it!
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The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit source]
By Sir Peasewhizz
So apparently, October follows September. As we all know, Halloween follows September. This means that I get to make a suggestion, amirite?
So I was thinking long and hard one day (which was literally five minutes not twenty-four hours) about something cool we could do for Halloween this year. No, I don't mean egg your neighbor's house... I was thinking maybe we could feature something on Halloween?
Okay yes, I know this is something we basically do every year, and I know you are reading this preparing to accuse me of filling space... and you'd be right.
Biopic Nahhh. I don't really feel like it!
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Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit source]
As we all know, a Texan man has brought the Ebola virus to the United States of America. And as country, we are all freaking out. Even Obama, who never freaks out, has freaked out. He now refuses to kiss Michelle because he has become a germophobe.
Anywho, we here at Uncyclopedia have determined that Ebola can be avoided by simple measures. We encourage everyone to wash their hands, especially after ferocious masturbation. Remember kids, diseases come for hookers. So stay away from hookers as well.
Biopic Nahhh. I don't really feel like it again!
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By Sir Peasewhizz
Do u think we should cancel the USP
Anyone
Biopic Nahhh. I don't really feel like it againnn!
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The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit source]
By Sir Peasewhizz
Before time began there was the cube. Wait, hold on... yeah wrong script. Okay, let's start again. Before the internet was cool, there was no Uncyclopedia. This is because before Uncyclopedia was a website, there was this awful site for information that anybody could edit called Wikipedia. There was also catfishes and cocks.
That all changed back in 2005. When Uncyclopedia was established/founded/spawned/born/emerged/created, the internet took off. Not literally, but metaphorically... or something. The fact remains that the world, with the introduction of Unyclopedia, began to gain faith in the internet. The Amish began to use electricity after Uncyclopedia was established!
And our legacy could fade away; not unlike my basketball trick shot.
All jokes aside, Uncyclopedia may be content-free, as one could say, but it is not free to run. Uncyclopedia runs on a server and this requires money. We don't mean like the billions Obama requires, but it still needs a bit of money to be a legendary thing.
How does Wikipedia stay up then? Well, we're not Wikipedia. We're run by no employees and we're instead run by dedicated users who spend their time editing/fucking with the site that they love. Uncyclopedia is nearly ten years old, so it's not like the joy of "uncyclopediating" isn't real. It's in the Webster Dictionary.
Not every one is rich either, in fact, we're all kinda bland. Money doesn't grow on trees. Now we're not gonna hold you for ransom and we sure as hell aren't going to guilt you into donating to our cause... but think about the children that would starve without us!
Basically, read more about it here. Thanks for your time.
If you can't donate, don't. We won't force you to do something we can't ourselves.
And another thing you could do besides donate is spread the word or buy something from our store.
Anyone
Biopic You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it! You a fool? I wouldn't do another biopic if I felt like it!
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UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021[edit source]
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.
Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama
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Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized
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it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect!
Biopic
This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!
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